Question Thread

nah beernuts

hotdog or pie?

pie with sauce

chinease or thai?

chinease cause iv only just started eating it

indian or pasta

no real comparison there. they are both so different...

nope sorry cant choose.

was jesus a real man?

yeh, but he was black

any1 seen malcom X?

no...

beer or wine?

if i HAD to choose... wine... but neither


pink or purple?

purple

black or white?

either. i wear both colours


work/play?

rest

Mars or Snickers?

piKNiK

to be or not to be?

That is the question?

is it?

no its the one before that

what was the question???

I AM THE DARK LORD

do you like your hardcore?

I think you know the answer to that question Hardcore makes baby Jesus cry

what are you thinking right now!

Im thinking that how the hell am i coming down with a cold in this hot shitty weather

Cadbury or Nestle?

CADBURY ALL THE WAY

COLDS IN THE HEAT WTF IV GOT ONE TWO LOL

whats in the what now?!?



is a goose golden?

NO BUT HER EGGS ARE

AC/DC OR GUNS AN ROSES

AC/DC

Bali or Indoneasia?

bali

BEACH SWIMMING POOL

i like both but if you have to choose i spose beach

What would you do if some one owes you cash and thay are refusing to pay?? go debt collecting??

THATS A HARD ONE DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS

WHAT WOULD YOU DO???

I have so many options at them moment and im trying to weigh them up. Im trying all the nicest and easiest ways 1st.

Should i let it go if thay dont pay and dont do something that might back fire onto me?

ID MAKE THEM TELL THEM YOU WILL TAKE THEM TO COURT IF THEY DONT PAY

A REAL FRIEND WOULD GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK

Well that aint no friend now thats for sure. And court... Nah thats outa the question. I dont mind waiting but i hate been shuffed of and forgoton about.

What you up to on this hot Thursday?

TAKING MY DAUGHTER TO HOSPITAL TO GET XRAY ON HER ELBOW TO SEE IF IT FINALLY HEALED

YOU??

Im at work boiling here in the workshop

Hope your daughter is ok

How many wheat bix can you eat?

2 3 WEET BIX BUT I ONLY EAT THEM HOT

HOT OR COLD FOR YOU

AND YEAH SHE HEAPS BETTER NOW JUST GIT TO GET GER ARM STRAIGHT AGAIN BUT NOT 100% SURE IF IT EVER WILL

Dont eat breakfast. Havnt eaten wheat bix for years but i use to eat it cold

Whats the plans for the weekend?

XMAS PARTY FOR KIDS THIS WEEKEND

THEN ENCHANTED WEND AFTER

YOU GOING ENCHANTED

Nah no enchanted for me. Havnt been for a couple years now. Mite be heading to Whyalla

Xmas do. Hope my work puts on one. I know i will be down at the Gov on break up day

Should i take beer or Jacks to my mates spit he is putting on sat night?

jacks cause beer sux

jacks or woodstock

ummmmmmmmm Jacks

lamb or beef

lamb but im not a big meat eater

roast chicken roast lamb

Roast lamb with all the vegis.... Yummy!!!

Simpsons or Futurama?

tough call... but i think simpsons

football or cricket?

Now thats a tuff call. Nah i love both.

How about you

football, but with a like for cricket...

chips or lollies?

lollies

get drunk or get tanned?

Get drunk while getting tanned'

What you gona drink?

jacks an coke an cowboys cause it me bday

what bout u

wine, and not good wine, cheaps $4 wine
it's too hot to get drunk outside

do you like your hardcore?

love it

do you love your hardcore

nah i hate it

NoT

And maori shut your mouth its not to hot to drink out side

What good you drinking?? Sunnyvale?

happy hardcore yes bring it!!!


i have pink hair dye... how shall i dye it? pink under is certain but any on top?

um, unlabled red wine, and i'm going out side

ALL PINK

too hot for speedcore?

Never

Fanta or Sprite?

fanta, if i wanted a punch in the face i'd go surfing

surfing any1?

body boarding sounds good


any1 else choke from smoke last nite?

i smelt it. didnt choke though

couldnt be arsed asking a question

yeah i smelt it too....and im out north

where did the smoke come from?

cris P

who can beat 5 seconds on the alphabet typing thing?

apparently a fire at waikarie?! im like west near arndale... so it really travelled...


should i add blue to my pink in hair?

as long as it doesnt fade...then it looks like you have washed your hair with detergent.
AND dont let the pink and green mix....wont your hair then look green?

other wise yes



should i put dog food in cris p's taccos?

ooh yes please

is it a good idea to put 3 corner jacks in the cereal?

um.....ill be quiet now



is cris p the gay little man in his sig?

hahhaa yes

i left it pink with two blue streaks underneath too....

no green here

was my lunch bad? my belly hurts

JUST BECAUSE I WEAR A LEOTARD DOESNT MEAN IM GAY YOU KNOW!!!

PARTY HARD.

Whats the point of being soft.

Is tash soft?

i dont have one of those daana....IM A GIRL




is daana a bully?

no

What are you talking about tash does tash have a 1 track mind

only to the railroad of cadbury rocky road!!! (i wanna go there!)


how cool was the short lived thunder?

still going here i thought... but yeh very cool

how cool was it when it was raining but it was sunny and hot

Yes it was ok but untill it stoped and it turned very hot!!

Why do fridays have to take so long to get here

cause it the day we all look foward too cause it the weekend so it take forever to come

whats the best day off the year

TODAY

how many roads are in the english domacilum?

3

can rabbits fly?

just the beaver rabbid ones

is this kid crunk
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/03/crunkkid.html

I think thay must be drunk or something. Looks like thay are having some sought of attacks

What do you reckon?

Thats the excuse for sum of the dancers in adelaide

i need an ipod charger any takers?

Nah man try ebay maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

do you like fruchocs?

Hell yes! My dad especially!

Should i wake chris up from his beauty sleep?

Y not

he doesnt need it does he??

No but i just wanted an excuse to wake him

Why do people take credit for other peoples work?

because deep down they know that they have to claim other peoples work as their own so they can look good... coz without it they are losers

why do people think that their lies will go unoticed and not catch up with them?

haha dunno you tell me? :scared:

What's with this weather?

its called "damage to the ozone layer catching up with us".

Question: why did overdose reply with :scared: ? why assume it has anything to do with him?
*confused*

Yeah funny...

Anyway I'll ask a decent question... what's your favourite suburb in Adelaide?

*wispers* newb

Black or white?

black for fatties, white for skinny people

dress and heels tonight or normal raving attire? (shorts sneakers and gators)

rave is good comfy-liscious!

Why does meat taste so good!!??

Because it is soooo good :licks lips:

Short skirt or Short shorts?

shorts... draws more attention to the butt


boobs in or out ?

Out...A girl should never walk out without her cleavage

NYE party or club night?

NYE party! there is only one of them a year... club nights are every weekend


get my drink on or be a good girl? :angel:

Drink on....Good girls suck...Bad girl - well you know how it goes

And true about NYE...I'm still undecided

Out or in tonight?

Hey Ace... Out is bad, in is good

CC's or Dorritos?

Doritos all the way brother! With either Kraft French Onion dip or Doritos salsa

Should I eat?

FRENCH ONION DIP!! YOU KNOW IT!


tell everyone, or keep his secrets?

Depends on what it is... O_o

Drink myself stupid or not?

tell one you've told em all...

Choc-chip chocolate ice-cream with cadbury peanut chocolate, or more UDL's???

:lol well in that case, my work here is done *wipes hands*

MORE UDL's... and fetch me one while your there!!

oops... question:

should i find yet another housemate, or turn the spare room into a studio?

if it makes you feel safe then housemate, but if you want to keep privacy then studio.

who had a good day?

I did

What do you want for your birthday Kylie?

thats a little rude... how can the thread keep going if you direct your question to one person?

question:

why do bad people exist?

ooh i dunno rob...

what do you want?

Hmm I dunno either

Smirnoff black or red?

to keep good people sad!

whats the weather tomorrow?

red - for pussies.... black all the way.

can we please not direct questions at specific people? kinda defeats the purpose of this thread

sure

whats the best pizza?

Pepperoni and cheese

What's the best macca's burger?

OOH big mac... - onions

who is excited abou christmas?

CHEESE burger. you like cheese, right overdose?

what should i do tonight? night with my boys, or night with my girl Rach?

tough one... i go for the girls night!

where is the archer?

Cnr o'connell st and archer st north adelaide, accross from Hair Machine

should i clean my house bfore I go out tonight, or leave it for the morning?

thank you...

tonight, always worse in the morning!

is it going to be cold tomorrow?

nah

should i beat up kids that used to tease me in high school?

NO...just kick 'em in the nuts

Anyone have any remedies to cure insomnia?

big big night on the town ??

fav club??

The Basement

Nah dont have one at the moment

Why did i only get like 4hrs sleep on the weekend and drank my bar dry and spent all my cash. Like ive only got $4 left!!! Why o why

cause that what we meant to do

why does work - school start on a monday??

Yeah tell me aboput it!! Why cant i start on Thursday and finish friday!!

Why cant we rewind time so i can do the weekend i had over again

I AGREE REWIND TO MY FAV DAY WOULD BE GREAT

DO U LOVE YOUR HARDCORE????

Yes indeed especially cranked really loud at 4am

why cant some one else clean my house for me?

For a fee, someone will

Can someone come unpack my stuff for me?

well im not

can someone unpack mine too?

Can someone go to work for me for free so i still get paid?
hahahha
so boring now that busy season has ended.

Only if while I'm working your job you find me a job of my own

Should I cook dinner tonight?

nah make your boy do it....and give you a masage after tea


...can anyone make mine do that too?....or is it gonna be the other way around

it will be the other way around...

what should i have to eat?

u should have PIZZA!!!

i feel liks soup but it's too hot.

shall i go to the beach on friday?? it's 38 degrees!

Of course you should!! If you don't have any other comitments in the way


My MAN is at work And I have actually been waiting a long time for this massage thing you speak of to happen

When I get the money I'm going to a massuesse (sp?)

Question...Should I call the Health Inspector on my old boss?

It's got nothing to do with spite...I wouldn't eat there knowing what I know and what I have seen...My health would be at risk.

Yes you should babygirl.

Anybody gonna give me hugs and cuddles anytime soon ??

i would to speacial if it food

id give u hugs but cant to far away

tea coffee or milo in morning??

tea...I'm not a big fan of coffee

so when do I get to meet the mysterious Ang3078??

ill be at enchanted hoping to meet a few anthems people

who going enchanted

Nope i cant busy busy busy busy

Am i lucky the pigs next to me last night in the paddy wagon watching me talking on me fone and drinking my Jacks didnt pull me over or was it karhma because wen i was at the pub for tea when i left seen this Triumph with the keys in the ignition so i went inside and let the bloke no. I hope it was karma

I THINK YOUR VERY LUCKY

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT WAS YOUR LAST DAY ALIVE???

EAT MEAT!!

MEAT?

I C U LIKE MEAT ??

WHAT YOUR FAV MEAT ??

Kangaroo is pretty good but steak yummmmmm

Yours?

WOULD HAVE TO BE CHOPS NOT A BIG MEAT EATER

BBQ MEAT OR STOVE COOKED??

BBQ, We had a spit sat night withj goat. That was pretty good.

Tried goat?

NO NEVER ??

FAV DJs

MINE H-Bomb AND TANTRUM

Same....

favorite style?

hmmm...

Style of what?

Tech

Beach house or on the river?

on the river use to go up manum when i was a kid loved it

as for music i like it hard

beach house or river for u ??

I wouldnt say no to neither but would have to be on the beach. Getting up early and going for a swim, going spear fishing, the sun. Would be good

Where wouldnt you like to go on a holiday?

your house.

not sure were i wouldnt go havent been to many places

what about you ??

my house

whats the worse injury you have had?

cut my bottom lip in half (and it was dangling) on a beer bottle that broke when i took the top off with my teeth.

and little kids were laughing at me.

whats yours?


looks like its a unanimous decision that harleys house would be a shit destination for a holiday though...

falling off a car was 13 on my 13th bday broke my jaw in 2 place big op for that broke my collerbone aswell to top it off it was my mum that hit me lol

what about you??

i got hit by a car when i was 10 at 40km/h and i got a dislocated thum

biggest thing you've been hit by?

car for me

you??

car but it was a dihatsu

highest you've fallen from?

nothing really high i can think of... and my beds low so no falling from that!


whats your fave icecream?

the iceblock variety hehe

whats urs?

boysenberry in a waffle cone mmmm altho this frozen yoghurt i have is rather tasty!!


the worst food you've ever eaten?

Burnt Stirfry ala Lauren

crap steak at the south park hotel

Anyone going to see Robbie Williams tonight?

my grandpa's girlfriends daughter is

any1 want to see my pen?

yes show us all...

Who's going to enchanted??

i am now... wasnt going to but yes


who's sunburnt?

I am abit on my legs

Why didnt i have lunch today?

because ur lunch ran away


why are seagulls made?

to annoy people down the beach with hot chips

how many blades of grass in the botanic gardens?

222,222,222,222,222,222,222,222,228

is that right?

I hope so as im using your guess in the bet i have with a bloke at work. I have $400 on it. Im going to send him to go count it know. Cheers

What should i do with cash when i win it?

buy me presents



what am i getting for my birthday?

lots of clothes, a few bottles of alcohol of your choice and a around the world ticket for 2

Would that be good?

hell yes sounds like the best birthday ever!!!



whats the time mr wolf?

im not a mister but its 12:02

why does it have to be colder on my day off?

cos...um....i dont know sweets


what should i do???





i agree hey, and i should have earlyer. but i think they changed the way they work (hopefully)...f*ck it was gross. i can never eat from another food van

you should put you feet up get some one to massage them and be feed strawberrys by 2 semi clad dreesed guys

Can i have the same but with women?

sure only if the men we get are good looking

whats with the weather ??

Its the ozone that is stuffed from all the women and some guys in the 80's with there hair spray

You can choose the men you want

But im not a strawberyy fan can i have some thing different?

sure im not either id rather plums

what would you like

cherrys would be good and one of those drinks with an umbrella in it hahahahaha

Whats with shiet happening in fiji?? hope it doesnt turn bad

shit didnt no what going on ??

an i want umbrella drink too

What are those drinks??

The millatary has taken over the government for the 4th time in 20 years. A milartiry coupe i think thay call it

Should i drink up tonight for mid week partyn?

YEAH FOR SURE I WOULD

SHOULD I HAVE JACKS TODAY

Only if i can later but i might just drink Coopers

Should i buy a six pak and drink it at work?

YEAH WHY NOT

WHY DO I HAVE TO WALK KIDS SCHOOL NOW LOL

Because your a good mum and thats just part of the job

Why dont you get em to ride a bike? are thay old enough?

NO 1 IS 4 ONE IS 8

WHY IS THE WEND SO FAR AWAY

Its not its hump day so its all down hill from here

do you have a hobbie?

i used to!


Why is the sky blue??

cause there no clouds out today

why is there no clouds??

because the country is in a draught so we a screwed

free sunscreen to all?

yes i'll take some of that!



what colour top should i get?

Red and white

how many monkeys in the zoo?

426 screeching monkeys

what time shall i go to the bank?

go now scattrd!!! go now!!

why is it so hard to decide what to do

because decisions are like that!



why are biscuits so addictive?

because your eating dope biscuits

Why am i on call over xmas?

because they want to make u go crazyyyyyyyyyyy


where will i get a job?

dont just win the lottery

And what you mean go i am already am

What can you do with 40 cents?

you can get 40 cents worth of mixed lollies

what dvd should I watch tonight?

The New Guy (if you have it )

I need to rest but am not tired...What can I do in my bed that will keep me un-bored yet will rest me??

drink a milkshake??


whats ya fave flavour?

chocolate

who's still stuffed from the weekends shenenigans

Not me


Should I reply to this text message? Nice or nasty?

Nice with a hint of Nasty

Shall i go to work early to catch up on things cos im realll behind?

no don't do it!!!!!

should i go out tomorrow night and call in sick friday?

YES! depending if you get paid for it!

who likes family guy?

Me its cool


Should i eat another cookie?

yeah eat 2

should i have another coffee??

only if its iced

im getting hassled to go to enchanted should i go??

even though I'm not going YOU probably should....it will be a great day......

who's gonna crank it at Enchanted for me

IF i go i certaintly will. Made enough last night to keep me going for a week hahahahahaha. Now to twist a mates arm to get tickets

Should i hold my mate to ransom so he will get tickets on his credit card

tie him up with Gaff tape if he doesn't

why is my beautiful picture that Jutsin did for me, that used to be in my signature, not working

hay computers aint my thing......... Bloody gremlims..

Gaff tape would work but i like cable ties if he trys and moves it will cut into him resulting in me getting my way hahahaha

How many sticks of fairy floss can you eat?

till i throw up


i'm going to enchanted first rave for months

who's going to crank it with me?

If i go i will

Where can i get tiks?

what was the question again?

Where can i get tiks?

I might do Enchanted with a couple mates. Where and how much are those suckers to buy?? Can you jump the fence hahahahaha

I PAYED 65 + BOOKING FEE FOR MY ON ENCHANTED SITE

YES YOU SHOULD GO IT GOING BE KILLER DAY-NIGHT

if your thinking of jumping the fence i'm up

ok lets stoke the joint out tonight

should i hit my mate up to get the tiks on his credit card?

yeah for sure beg him

should i take 1 water gun or 2 to enchanted

Probably end up cheaper than actually buying them

What for lunch mango and peach or fish fingers and baked beans?

French onion soup with cat fish eyes, with a side of pita bread with euyclip yoghurt and pepper

How loves me?

i'm sure he does, way to make a nigga jelous

Hillary Duff or Lindsey Lohan?

hilary duff


how good is this weather?

not as good as hillary duff

do u like skittles?

what?

skittles are ok but m&m's are better



white or brown chocholate?

top deck

Sparkling or Pale?

Pale

Gym or no Gym?

No Gym!! Stuff working out..

To eat or not to eat...?

Eat

If you dont eat you dont shit and if you dont shit you die

Work overtime tonight?

Depends if you need the money or not!

Normal Farmers Union Iced Coffee or the new Strong Farmers Union Iced Coffee?

STRONG, IF IT AINT STRONG IT AINT WORTH JACK

ALL MY PEOPLE FROM THE FRONT, ALL THE PEOPLE FROM THE BACK, ALL MY PEOPLE FROM THE FRONT TO BACK IF YOU WANT IT LIKE THAT JUST MOVE, WHO'S GONNA MOVE, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE?!?!?!?!???!!?!?!? COME ON

Im moving!

I could always do with cash

whats your fav pub meal?

i'll move.. i'm good at moving!

is it really Farmers Union Iced Coffee or it's nothing?

Farmers Union for sure

Have you done Karaoke?

no and i never would.. don't want to put anyone through that kind of suffering!!

anyone else think monday's suck?

Not as much as VB

any1 like arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdcorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!!?!?!?

i prefer hardcore as opposed to ardcore.. but each to their own

how bloody hot was it saturday.. and what about the big change from then to today.. unbelievable huh?

Adelaide weather's about as predictable as me

whats the difference between ardcore and hardcore?

hehe.. don't know.. i guess ardcore would be alot like hardcore just without the hhhhhhhhhhhh (done in a sexy breathy voice)

what else did ppl get up to on the weekend then (besides Enchanted)?

i slept and went swimming and drank

Who'd you do?

Enchanted... recovery... bed... then spent 11hrs on the computer sunday..

I hope you got yourself a new pair of boardies before you went swimming!?!

Have boardies, no pool to use them in...

Can someone provide a pool for me?

Yep at a cost you can get anything

What would the very 1st thing u would but if you won 10 million dollars?

$10 million on Black

Now how can i win that $10mill back?

Bank robbery

how much water can you scull in one hit?

I haven't perfected the art of sculling yet!

what did everyone have for lunch?

hot chips

what u having for tea

not sure.. it's my dad's birthday dinner so he get's to chose.. i think seafood tho.

Anyone got any new years resolutions they thought of yet?

Um proberlly earn more cash!!!

do you like french toast?

yes.. love french toast.. but i prefer mine covered in cheese (i'm weird)

Do you like aero bars?

Yeah thay are ok

how many paper cuts can you handle before you start crying?

Alot.. i work in an office so my hands are constantly covered in them.

should shark nets be put up at adelaide beaches?

No farking way!! why would you wana kill sharks and alot of bigger fish to protect people. Stuff that. Member you are in there domian! If you worry about it so much dont go in the water!

What are your thoughts?

How bout a sign that says "no sharks beyond this point"?

haha.. no, i agree... no shark nets! the ocean is a sharks domain.. we shouldn't be there anyway.. we are entering their territory!

... hence my fear of the ocean and why i never go in!

Who else thinks a "no sharks beyond this point" would be a better option?

i do!
i had a sandwich for lunch...pretty boring...
how can i make work more interesting?

Alchohol

What do you do?

Sit on Questions thread on anthems most of the day

Does anyone want the rest of my chips? ive had enough

hmm... depends... are you going to hand feed them to me!!

what kind of chips are they?

Theyre dorito's cheese supreme ones.

Want me to wipe your mouth clean and make you dessert too?

hehe.. yes please!

what is for dessert?

strawberries
wut kinda dessert??

haha..

do i get cream with my strawberries??

Cant have one without the other....

Can we throw some jelly into the mix?

as long as i don't have to eat it.. not a fan of jelly..

what else would you like with your dessert?

wut shall i do next?
so bored....

working hard 2 day??

lol.. not really, i think i'm working harder at posting on anthems then the work i'm actually paid for! hahaha!!

I be your gonna tell us how your lazing about!?!

of course i'm working hard...

can't u tell?? hahaha


i don't know wut i'm doing.. this is so boring.

Of course we can.. seeings as most post today are from 2 ppl!!

Leave earlier tomorrow?

go for it


when will it rain again?

yes it needs to rain!!
RAIN!!
we need to be where Paul is... RAIN!

When can i see thunder and lightning again?!??

Thursday the 21st of december

Why am i so pumped for the weekend even tho theres not much on?

Because today is tuesday and there's a long long way to go til the weekend.
That's y u can't wait.
The more pumped u are the longer it'll take to come...

Why is time going to slow today?

I swear to walked around the office for a good 30mins.. i came back only 5 mins passed....

hmm.. don't know what time your running on, but mine's going pretty fast today.. look it's already 10.30!!

favourite reindeer?

dancer


whats ya plans for xmas

spend the day with my family then fly of to perth to be with ben

Anyone else LOVE flying.. especially during turbulance?

Dont no havnt been in turnulance...... Flyn is uncomfy the seats are to small.

Why is there a BBQ cooking here at my work but i can find the sucker

becos they are teasing you


why cant just one thing go right?

beacuse if one thing goes right i sets the standard for everything else.. and if everything went right then life would just be boring!

why is it the more water i drink the more headaches i get? isn't water supposed to help?

neurofen helps headaches... water not really

what shall i have for lunch?

your sandwich

what should I have for lunch??

I think i'll get take away from Primo.. a nice pasta dish will keep me going for the day..
have something healthy Sang..

favourite summer fruit?

apples and oranges yeah

fav beer on tap?

Coopers Pale

fav spirit??

vodka...

fave mixed drink?

toffe aple shooter from the crown and anchor. You have to try its the best!! I could drink them all night!!

Favourite shooter?

the sang special - chartreuse with bacardi 151

whats your most cherished item??

its not an item but it will have to be my mumma

yours?

everything I own coz I worked so hard to obtain those things

whats the plan for the week?

see what naughty things we can get up to on the weekend

Whats the plan for the weekend?

no plans.. i'm just trying to get though this week!

should i colour my hair this week?

Yes...

Is it for anything in particular?

no, not really.. just coz i want to.. and i'm bored with my hair at the moment!

What's the plan for your hair?

i dont know hey.. might bleach it again to make it proper blonde, not gray blonde blue

Should i wait for re-growth?? Hehe

nah do it now and go flouro green

do you think there should be an anual beat up your boss day?

depends on how bad your hair looks now.

anyone else have a thing for blonde asians??

If girls prefer blonde asians, ill do my eyebrows too... hehe

Yes beat up your boss day is good

what did he do?

nothing just would be good. Or i could beat some one elses boss up hahahahahaha

why wouldnt thay let me have a sasauge of the bbq today?

there was a bbq?? hahaha
steal it!!
where shall i go for lunch?? lazy to walk around the city.

get pizza deliverd to your work and make people jealous

should i drink beer tonight?

yes u should!

should i have diet coke or lemonade?

lemonade with vodka, diet coke is fezzzzz

how many cents in a million dollars?

i knew i should've smuggled my vodka from home and brought it into work!
ahhaha i did end up opening an lemonade... wut are the odds.

1,000,000,000 cents???

100,000,000 cents

who else gets annoyed at petty ppl that cant grow up?

not me. Let them live there petty shit and you just get on with things and enjoy

do you like fruit tingles?

yeah good point there


yeah they not bad!


do you like chocolate scotch fingers?

ME!!
i agree!!
some pple!

Who likes rabbits?

not this DJ

ok roll the dice, who's got dice?

me.. i got the dice... damn.. snake eyes!!

hey.. who else loved that movie??

It is a good movie

I was thinking about making a movie, ne1 wanna be in it?

i will... i will...

wait.. depends what kinda movie it is!

what would i have to wear?

hahahaha
will there be clothes even?

lol.. with daana (or any male for that matter...) who knows!!

wonder if i'll get some cute co-stars!!??

Well i naturally will be the main character dear god your both invited

2 hours of explict content keen?

hehe.. you know me!!

do i really need to answer that question?

yes.

yes?

ROFLMAO!!!

?

LOL!

do we get paid for this?

yes.

yes?

can i pay with favours

and YES!!

friday?

hahaha don't tempt me.. i just might!

i'm even tempting myself LOL

now that you've learnt hugging and kissing it's time to learn to eat out... *pan to dinner table*

Any1 know any fun games to play?

Hide the sausage or naked Twister???!

what can i do for entertainment tonight?

ooohh.. naked twister... who's got a twister mat? that's what we are gonna be playing at hayleys birthday!!

I thought you were gonna go to the movies!?!

yeh i was thiking of casino royale...

any suggestions?

make sure your car wheels are on

who else thinks sienfield is gay?

i'm ignorning that quesiong Daana.. wash your mouth out with soap!!!

Man i haven't been to the movies in ages....

anyone watched the tv show Weeds yet?

comedy is getting a bit old, but some things are still a classic

car wheels?
id be shocked if they were off

Yeh lucky they're on, OMG YOUR BOTH SO OLD OLD OLD!!!!!!

this one's for the youth crew, SIENFIELD GAY?????

Were not old... were wise and experienced...haha

Weeds? - is it what i think its about? - talking plants that take over your nice lawn?

i like lawn good thing i'm so youthful and beautiful

Who's wishes they were god "ala Daana"?

i don't need to wish.. i am a god(dess)!!

So.. who's up for partying this weekend?

not me i have to fix a 4wd motorbike haha so gotta keep my head in working order.



what are people doing this weekend?

3 15yr olds 15 3yr olds not sure ><

who's got tha 411 on magic magnets?

I don't think you do, i recon your a couple of magnets short of a set just kiddin mate i really love my maori NIGGA




Where are my marbles?

where is my food??

i think i stole it oops......



where has this wicked cd been hiding i judt got out and played

in your pants? i often find dusty stuff in mine

any1 ever scored a perfect game in bowling?

Homer did on the Simpsons I think

Who else can't wait till the Xmas shenanigans are over for another year

*so sick of carols in the Mall*

Yep i cant wait till its over. Seeing all these pretty colors and shit

Have you had a pie floater before?

yes i have

have you ??

balfours or villis

Nope i havnt. Heard on the radio today that the adelaide council didnt approve to have a permiment pie cart out front of the casino. Gota try one

Villies

You?

villies definatly

Does DJ Gamma make you rush in the pants?

party in tha pants?

no in the top

Why do some people write everything in CAPS?

I DON'T KNOW... BUT IT'S REALLY ANNOYING HUH!?!

Anyone else a big fan of James Bond

nope not particularly


oh im meant to write a question.....

whats a question?

depends…
what's an answer??

7

do u eat apples?

yep! toffee apples!!!!


Who hates wisdom teeth?

i eat peaches , i could peaches for hours wisdom teeth suck basilisks

Team america, funny or fraking GOODAONE WOOOOOO WOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHH FE'RE WOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFL!!!!

america fark yeah!!

Yep that is funny as

what is your favourite word?

something

something?

maybe

could be?

yesbe

yesbe?

nobe

would be?

I have all my wisdom….teeth still lol
not really bothering me anymore.. Should I remove them?

who procrastinates a lot?

couldbe wouldbe mightbe

doesbe?

farkme

shietme?

belowme?

blow me?
lol

blows wind

whos a post whore now?

post whore when you dont have work to do

is everyone bored?

it's lunch time
wind blows on it's own...
u're blowing air.
wut else can we do indoors during lunch time?

play row row row your boat with rolly hairs down the hallway

Or you can fedex somethign from one side of the office to another

Anyone know any funny office pranks?

hahahhaa... i don't wanna row by myself... we need a team of 5 pple... and row around the office
ooh do laps around the office...
and throw stress balls around... sounds boring
anything else?

How about going outside for lunch instead.

download one of those harmless programs onto your colleagues computer where when he/she opens something up or clicks on something it and comes up with a message like..."Fatal error in C:/Windows/Systems" then pops up with another message saying... "Formatting C: drive". Watch their faces when they freak

Moomoo??

but i'm too lazy to walk around outside... plus i only got like 5 more mins...
also i'm trying a new thing where i refrain from impulse buying/shopping.

how bout you impulse buy me something then???

i'm not santa clause!
wut would u like?

something nice that I'd enjoy

who likes R&B???

Are you showing your asian side again? haha

no its my blackasian side - look at the rear

whats a spotted dick?

some one that hasnt been using protection mate.

Use it ok?

deal

protection feel gay?

eewwww
wut kinda spots?

its a pudding! i saw one in a lolly shop... and my friend in england told me about them!


whats a jaffa cake?

a cake that tastes like Jaffas

oh and Hayley...you're correct

Does Blood Pudding really have blood in it???

yes

does eal pie really have eal in it?

Ok... maybe


Id go with switching keyboards bewteen 2 terminal (leaving them atatched to the original ones) and with the mice on the right ones... then the mouse moves right but the keyboards dont work... untill the other person tries to type... lol

that and tape or post it note on the bottom of the mouse over the lazer/ball

always comical... do you all think it would work?

it work, but some people here are a bit uptight... and not fun at all

is anyone elses work decorated in christmas crap?

omg i forgot about christman wicked

who likes water?

me... its basically all i drink


who would like some dinner?

who would like go to go lobethal?

me...

should I have a bourbon and cola to quench my thirst or just drink cola???

burbon no cola!
should i go to the gym??

no

should I go to a gym??

gime, what a gime

Which pm will die next?

who cares!

who died previously?

who knows!

i just saw the terrance and phillip movie who wants to touch me... I SAID WHO WANT'S TO F**KING TOUCH ME!?!?!?

Ok.. i will...

where am i touching you??

PANTS PANTS PANTS PANTS!!!!!!!

WTF HAPPENED TO HOUSE!!!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!

also, still keen?

house the tv series house??

they were only showing re-runs anyway..

what do ppl think of the new tv's show's that are coming out... much better then reality tv crap!?

i want house

i like medium do you like medium?

no...medium is ghey

I like The 4400. Awesome show IMO

who likes sci-fi???

YOUR GAY!!

who is mark ray?

the most gayest person in the world

who's Chi Chi La Rue???

some overweight blonde chick who makes porno's with guys who have massive c**ks

where is the white rabbit?

next to the black one!

who wants to tuck me in?

...i definatly would have

Any1 want to give me a company car? I can do such cool stuff, ask Sharan!!

a company car.. hahah.. you make me laugh!

anyone else wish today would just hurry the F**K up and finish?

what shall i do tonight?

dont know, but i knowi'm going to go to bed early!!

is 8pm to early to go to bed?

never! i feel asleep the other day at 6 watch the news

is don is good?

yes.. i know a don.. and he is good!

what is with today's weather?

its being annoying and not hot like its suppose to !!

Was HQ or venus being thrown around?

apparently it's shit friday and sat... bloody raining and stuff.. and below 25 degrees.. not good..
i wonder if sunday will be any better?

thats no good.... spose to install doof doof in your car

sunday is 30 little cloudy

Why is it good weather during the week?!?!

and suppose to install suspension on ur car.....
i wonder which is worse if it does rain?

duff duff, oh man i wanna a beer

Who will give me beer for a tcr?

tcr??

think of anything you want that what tcr means

tcr 4 beer?

THE COUNTRY RECORDS.

I WILL

WHAT BEER

hahahaha...
what i want... hmmmmmmm

some sort of beer swapping tcr wanting type person.



Why don't i feel hungry?

Coopers or anything, i'm just thirsty i have a bottle of wodka but i hate wodka

Who wants some oranges?

what is a 'rock bleacher'??

sum1 who bleachez rocks

Pants or shorts?

short shorts!
run or walk?

skip

high or low?

high all in we're gonna win

Fried or baked?

baked been fried sux

tipsy or paro?

f**ked up beyond all recognition

bottle or flask?

bottle

straight or mixed

mixed
shall i go out tonight?

yes!

Are pie floaters so very wrong??

i like to do things like change the mouse pointer into a pic of my head, or a penis. depends on my mood i guess

thats always good for a laugh. especially if they dont know how to change it...

something?

Dont no havnt had one but i really do

Have you?

never had 1, but i like meat pies and pea soup

i like potatoes

Yes but doesnt mix them together is odd

I like Sushi and a nice steak, i dont mix them together!!

you could

why not

i like pizza
will there be thunderstorms tonight?

hope not

whats for my dinner?

I like beer and ketchup don't mix them

i'll make you a can of nigga please

dare u to mix beer & ketchup!!
where's the sunshine?

my ass thats how good i am

Who want a moustache ride, AND OMG I'VE HEARD THIS SONG 3 TIMES TODAY!!!! RANDOM MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what song you listening to?

Ik Haat Je - DJ Paul

you?

nothing anymore.. my music just ran out and i only just realised!

what era should i listen to now... 50's 60's 70's 80's or 90's?

1920's Jazz

Should i go out tonight?

no.. you should get some rest.. your going out on friday night remember! don't go spending all your money! hehe

does anyone have 1920's Jazz i could borrow?

Nope...hehe

How about staying up till 3am and buying them off tv infommercials?

i'm sure some1 has it
wut shall i do friday night?

80's

du du dududu dududu dudu du du you like your hardcore!!!!!

i love my hardcore...

how about go to church shen... 90c beers.. can't go wrong with that! haha

who else has been enjoying this rain?

me i danced

who feels like dancing, dancing THERE IT IS

Singing in the rain...Singing in the rain

Who has raindrops that keep falling on their head?

if u were indoors it wouldn't be raindrops falling on ur head... check.. prob a toilet above u or something haha
church and 90c beers???

Yeh but you have to go to church... You pay for the company you keep

Who's rather pay $2 for a schooner sumwhere, where you don't feel dirty?

YEP 90c beer/champagne and 90's music at Church friday night... how do i know this.. ben dragged me there a few times..

ended up very drunk and dancing on the podiums.. haha

So, what do you say?

i believe NO farking WAY FE'RE!!

you like to poledance?

i like to do any kind of dancing!

i was thinking of taking up poledancing for fitness... thoughts? hehe

oh cool..
a friend & i are joining in jan!!
i think it's in the city...very good for fitness tho...
u go upside down and stuff in the advanced classes
interested?

You do that, and i'll be the cede old man with $5's LMAO!!

Do i fit the "cede old man" steriotype?

lol. you could..

Yes i'm interested Shen, could you get me details, places, cost...

Hmm should i get a pole installed in my room?

yes u shuold..
then tell me how much it costs cuz i'd wanna do it too..hehehe
except that i'm renting..
maybe can compromise with the landlord??

i'll give you a lapdance once a week for a pole...
He may take that even more wronger than it is LOL!!!!

I was thinking bout getting a pole dancer, i pay 50 cent a day any1

Are we talking about metal poles?

lol i thought you wrote meat poles

hahahaha...they are not edible...
gotta be stable enough to slide up & down & upside down
what movie shall i watch?

BWAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHA!! that last conversation calvin, daana & shen.. wrong wrong wrong...
after reading that i got some good movies in mind!

don't you think it's getting late ppl?

yes its late i wanna sleep but beauty and the geek is on.

who else watches this?

Nothing wrong with poles....lol

I saw it last night Kylie!!! didnt know it existed

Are geeks cool?

cool as bro thay are the bomb. If it wasnt for geeks there would be no internet hahahaha

Why did i drink so much last night??

bcos its good for you

do you have a hangover?

I have a shocker of one. Shouldnt drank bourbon and beer last nite. Yuk Yuk i feel like crap

What can i do to get rid of it at work before my boss gets here??

Why dont u act sick and take the day off?

They dont have to know its from alco?

Had last fri off cause of that. Boss is cool buty hardly see him. He is bassed in Canberra. Hopefully he can take me of for lunch

Should i drink if he does?

for sure specail is it his shut

what you going to drink jacks beer

Yeah companys shout. The one and only time i had drinks and dinner was a all expense paid trip to Sydney for a staff meeting that i said 2 words in in 2 days hahahaha. Boy did i make a pig of myslef that night. Never meet any of the other workers. I was downing 2 beers to there one then i got stuck into wine with my boss. Something like $100 bottles of wine. Boss thought it was great

Prob just drink beer.

Why did i drink woodstock last night?

CAUSE IT TASTE YUMMMY

SHOULD I DRINK HEAPS TONIGHT OR SAT NIGHT

Both im going to try but i have to work sat morn

What are you going to drink?

JACKS OF COURSE

WHAT R U GOING TO DRINK

The way im feeling now water but then what ever gets put in my hands

What you doing new years?

4 strings hopefully at earth

you

No idea. Am trying to get mate to go to Melbourne but proberlly end up at a pub or a house party

Im tired can i sleep?

yes sure if you want too

should i have breaky today

bacon and eggs are yummm....

shall i have another cup of coffee?

hell yes... you can get caffeine jitters like me!
I've moved onto red bull now!

Which energy drink do you prefer?

staminade... but i don't know if it's made anymore

What cartoon do you like best? (no gay ones)

Happy Tree Friends and Friends & Ren and Stimpy!!

That's not to gay for you right?

Well your not too gay

Boxers or undies?

i don't care!! they all look good on the floor next to the bed!

short skirts or short shorts?

skirts, oh frak me dead, black skirts, red undies frak the undies

tony danzer or turkey slap?

lol.. well, my choice would definately not be tony danzer..

big plans this weekend?

lol god yours wouldn't might go to the bay

you?

yeah.. busy the entire weekend..

Anyone else going to Skitzy at Earth?

wouldnt mind checking it out but some bastard spent all my money at enchanted.

nah, but i'm going to go to the beach and i'm going to grab a bucket of sand and i'm going to eat it, then i'm going to find some dude with a trash can and tell him to bang it (slowly) with a stick and then i going to get some other guy to get a kazoo and play it shit then i'm going to find some other guy to smack a little kid in the face with a tamborine a whole heaps of times and i'll have just as much fun

so how's your mum?

she's doing well thank you!

how's yours doing?

sydney rocks!!!
shall i move here permanently?

no NO F*CK NO!!!!!!

my mums fine

who wants one of these?

a triple decker chocolate with chocolate sauce and 2 pieces of white chocolate dribbled with chocolate sauce on a chocolate biscuit base with chocolate mousse?

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME



how long beofre you can home deliver?

about 35 mins... that'll be $44.95


any side dishes to go sir?

i'll have fries

any cures for a really REALLY blocked nose?

2 side dishes....fill them with raw fish guts, then put a little note on the "to boosting from fulcrum"
ill get him in trouble b4 he is even back



she said HERE not THERE

yes shen you should cos we all love you



should i cook spag bol, or whinge about how hungry i am and stay on anthems?

cook it and then eat it all really quickly then come back and whinge how full you are!!


why is a cactus prickly?

dunno, are you still staring at your cactus? thats heaps funny

why does leg hair grow?
...its so inconvenient

haha yeah its right infront of me on the desk... i named it Magnus


i rarely have to shave my legs.. all light n grows slow


would you like a cactus like Magnus?