Question Thread

*waves hands in the air like he just don't care* I'm excited

Lotsa stuffs with bits and pieces to do

Can someone give my aching back a massage?

I would be crap at it but i'd give Zoe a call she's a professional i'd just make you a hunch back or something lol

what are your planns for the weekend?

It's a secret......

Fuk I feel like being evil today

I have to work! Oh yeah dont you just love work! and when i finnish sat im going to hit the sparkling what my boss got me yesterday and have it finninshed by 4 and i will start drinking 12 noon. No earlier as it bad to drink before lunch

Its bad to drink in the morning before lunch but is it ok to drink in the morning if you havnt stoped from the night before?

OH YEEAAHH!!!

does anybody know what 'mercury is degenerating' means?

Somthing to do with degenerating nervous systems?

Who wants to be evil with me?

i already am evil... we can have an evil day together... not that every day isn't an evil day for me


why did i come to work when I've been sick almost non-stop since 5:45 am???

Because you didn't use your brain sweetie, go home (or go to the bank and throw up on them, that will teach them for not paying you)

What is your theory on evolution?

I'm really still a tadpole,l just evolved to look like this to make all the other tadpoles feel insecure!

What's your favourite ice-cream flavour?

Cookies and cream

Is pasta salad better served hot or cold?

I'd go for warm.

Where did all these bats come from?

they're my minions, coming to frighten you


since when is warm spelt walm?

I have no idea what you are talking about

Who's doing fun stuff 2nite and what r ya doing?

I am doing fun stuff hopefully noisia WOOOOT


what is the co efficient of linear expansion?

what is the co efficient of linear expansion what then how who?
No idea buddy

Ford is going to win Clipsal! Arnt thay?

no Holden will


How hot does the plane get when its above the clouds and near the sun?

They melt damn it Never go on a plane its a massive cover up by the government to melt people.

How many pieces of sliced cheese can u eat before you throw up?

5539

wrong thread maybe?

the co-efficient of liner expansion is the rate per degree celcius that a given metal expands. when you put heat in to a metal it expands, this is actually a linear equation. each metal - even all alloys - expand at different rates cos of their chemical composition.

steel expands at 0.000013 mm for every degree celcius that it rises. if you heat a 100mm long piece of steel up to 1030C - using round figures and asuming it is already 30c - it will actually measure 101.3mm exactly. i think i did the maths right there but this has massive implications on super structures like bridges and buildings etc. it may seem like a small figure but it totals pretty fuggin quickly....



Angel,
It depends on air temperature and the speed the plane is going, as an example the Lockhead SR-71A, blackbird, spy/recon plane traveling at over 3000km/h has that much friction on its skin from the air that it gets well over 100C, the pilots had to wear big mofo thermal insulation suits so they wouldn't get toasted just sitting in the cockpit...




100 slices of american cheese... <gargling like homer>


have these facts helped you at all??????

YES

I didn't even know there was a co efficient of linear expansion i just thought it sounded like i knew something really technical YAY.


How much wood can a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

some

what is the temperature outside right NOW.. considering going outside

ROFL

as many as peter piper could pick pickled peppers.


what's up with that?

freakin HOT! about 33*

where's my burrito?

same place mine is.. NOT HERE!!

who's exciting about it coming towards the end of friday and turning into friday night??

I sure am going out for dinner... Awww

Who thinks that all mosquitos should be banned from buzzing about when you're TRYING to sleep??

definately me... as i hate that damm noise...!!! BBBUUUZZZZzz

who things this weekend is gonna be messy??

oh yes....me me me...I hate the blood sucking FREAKS!!!!

should mosquitoes be banned altogether???

YES!!!!

And to answer scattered's question, yes more many, but not for me

Who thinks that cat's a so cute???

cats are the best!!!

whats the best type of cat? (I say black cats coz I have two)

i say black cats because spud's white!!!!

why does spud bring home bacon wrappers and cheese from the neighbours compost bin? can't he catch birds like other cats do?

Because he's a city cat, not a country cat...

How do you make a dog meow?

STEP ON ITS TAIL

why would you ask such a thing?

Coz hes strange

Should i get a new kitty to keep Kenny company in his kitty cat run when we move out? i mean i have 2 dogs- gotta keep things fair

Nah i wouldnt the less cats the better.....

I didnt want to come to work today so why am i here?

coz deep down you know you love it....

why do my animals insist on waking me up early (to be fed) even on weekends?

zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Their very good at getting what they want!

What is the best chat up line? I'm stuggling to find a good one that any one can agree on!:'(

Hi

Who wants to take over my time at work so i can go home and go back to sleep?

sure i will harley only when i am in the mood though


Is it illegal to mass murder if they are all in the wrong?????

hell no, mich kills at least one person a week. see if ya can break Martin Bryants record! yes, that's a challenge!



If a tree falls in the woods and hits a mime, does it make a sound?...

well sure, but how would you know if you werent there?
also, on the subject of mimes, if you shoot a mime should you use a silencer?

no why would you want to use a silencer.. not like the you would hear the scream

if you cant turn back time then how come you can on change the time on your watch????

Because it's a conspiracy!

Why do the clocks go forward an hour and backwards an hour at different times of the year?

CAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SCREW WITH US BY MESSING UP OUR SLEEPING PATTERNS!!

... when DOES daylight savings go back??

here tonight about 7 minutes ago!

Does anyone know if its the same for australia???

yep I woke up to my pc clock being an hour behind the rest of the clocks in my house, and with one hour less sleep than I thought....conspiracy indeed



who else wants that extra hour of sleep (or partying) back

It's been changed for the Commonwealth Games apparently.

I think it's this time next week?

For us in Austraila, time hasnt changed yet. Its on the 2nd of april due to the commonwealth games.. yes more sleep would be nice...

what shall i have for lunch today??

chocolate icecream!!!

an akita has been visiting my dog for years...they have play dates this akita 'Jake' is gorgeous and cool as, and he is always a bit shabby looking when he rocks up on my doorstep, which has been numerous times over the last few years....I know where he lives and I think I could take better care of him than his current owner does....should I return the dog or not.....

i think you should but mention to the owners u don't mind taking jake off their hands...you never know they might not want jake anymore

should i take the plunge and move to qld?

noooooooo!!!

Why would you want to do that for??

cause qld have phat beachez and biddies and i'm from new zealand and lots of Maori's in qld.

Why people hate on a nigga so much *points at self*??

I dont know

Who hates you maori??

we all do....he smells like cat food

Maori, you know I'm joking, right?

you're not joking.. he does smell like cat food.

why did my work manage to get the times right on our PC's for day light savings next week but didn't do it for the doors which left me standing in the drizzle until someone with weekend access to the building came along to let me in?

because thats work for you. same thing kinda happened to me the cleaner didn't know i was starting early and didn't hear the doorbell so i was standing there for...about half hour if sucked!!

I wanna move to qld Angel_eyes cos the weather is sooooooooooooo good up there it's always warm...i hate the cold here it sux

are you all gonne be at venus next thurs (april 6th)???? cos it's my b'day!!

indeed i am my gorgeous mystical monkey hehe thats a cool thing to be baby
...my manager from maccas drove a toyota starlet we put mac sauce all over it was that
a-funny
b-GOLD
c-INTENSELY GOLDENLY FUNNY
or
d-not funny mean/evil <<dodgey answer shall you answer this you shall be sinning against dis homie

i can't upload photo it was funny oh well

your a classic Daana!

Since there is not question to answer... Good morning everyone!

will it be a nice day today??

well today is over and from what i saw from inside my work....kinda good kinda not sometimes sunny sometimes not. But i will say it was warmer outside than it was inside the office, you have to wear bloody snow clothing in there it's so damn cold!
Mystical monkey hey daana your so funny. I'll see u and venus APRIL 6 best date of the year!

i have an aussie theme bbq to go to this sunday what should i wear?

A ford hat...


do you want this one that you left at my place??

HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'll go get myself a HOLDEN one!!!

who wants to help me put make up on graeme (firestarter) instead of lip gloss this time?

Umm... someone else.

Why sheep?

why not?

wow how long was it since pinkbears last visit?

A looong time

Is 'why not?' really an answer?

a rehtorical (sp?) question.....maybe....if u knew exactly what context that word should be used in it might be


why cant i sleeeeeep??

Daylight saving??

did you know that now that London has gone onto daylight saving, and Adelaide hasn't gone off, we are now 9.5 hours different (instead of the usual 8.5 or 10.5).

Why is Adelaide one of the few places in the world which is not an even multiple of hours out of GMT?

close, adel/darwin are GMT +9.5 cos of their longitudenal position on the face of the earth, it makes sense when you see the earth flat ouut ona bit of paper... the daylight savings debarcle was cos of the fucking prictorian commonwealth games, they held it off by a week so it wouldn't fuck with everyone's timetable but instead it's fucked with everyones timetable cos every computer uses NTP, network time protocol, to update itself and has been a right royal pain in the arse!!!! fucking Vic's!!


yes?

Maybe

why do i have to wait soooooooooo long to speak to some one about my fone and wen i 1st call up i have to go through stupid computer crap just to speak to some one??

that's because they don't actually want to speak to you. all they want is for you to give them money and then go away. basically any company that has that stupid computer crap on their customer 'service' lines hates their customers. actually there are companies these days that don't do this shit. not many, but some.

is anyone with a fone provider that doesn't have the stupid computer crap on their customer service line?

Nope, I believe all phone companies are like that, to save money. It always comes down to the dollar.

I wonder how many people went through the doors @ Earth tonight?? was fairly packed

not as many as there would've been there if I had attended..

Why do i feel so tired...?

Because you are used to getting too much sleep

Why do these bugs keep on crawling all over me?

They're looking to eat you!!!

Why do cyclones cause so much destruction??

it's not destruction, it's natures food blender... it's just god making a health shake


why am i sleeping so shit?!?!

probably too much partying not enough eating!!

Why is "why" such an inportant...intriguing question??

Got me stumped on that one.

Who else thinks that I'm an arrogant prick?

*puts hand up* ME!!!!!

why would anyone seriously think peake is an arrogant prick????

cos he's an arogant prick ;p



why is peake such an arogant prick??

i'd have said he's retarded but not arrogant

peake who called you an arrogant prick?

Just some fat tard who cant think for himself.

Sif you call me a retard! You wanta FIGHT?

of course I want a fight. bring the fat tard. game on


wanna step outside?

Yes I do, cas it's HOME TIME!

Who else is going home now?

havent been @ work all day... THANKS WORK!
i didnt even ask...

and EVERY time you say 'cas' as in 'cos' PeAkE, i think your talkin to me... PFT!

how many fingers am i holding up?

I dunno i cant see through the computer screen..


Who's coming to venus tonight?

Im coming to venus tonight!!! and you should too!!!

Who else is coming tonight???

not me.....



should i go next week?

Yes, get off ya arse...

Who killed old man winters?

a jelous rabbit...

Why am i so good? (Aeon knows what im talking about... )

you must be related to me somehow

who's gonna be at Venus next week

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i'll definitly be there next thurs!!! can't wait...something special is on next thurs to

can anyone guess what it is?

I hear its ya birthday, gorgeous girl

what sort of drink should I buy you to help celebrate it in true style??

YEAH U GOT IT IN ONE!!

well a coke will be fine as im driving....oh bugger it i can have one i guess...i hear vodka orange's are nice hehe

i might be getting a house soonish (thats if i get it) who can guess where is it?? somewhere up south

get her a vodka and lemonade... and I'll have a couple too, while you're there hun!!


Who else is going to transessions tomorrow night @ worldsend??

man, i haven't slept yet, maybe next time...



what's everyone's excuse for fronting last night?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

working on rally car..! and random bbq's..

who's partying tommorrow night??

me, me, pick me!!!

Why is there no one in my office, I was just in a video conference, come out and the floors is clear?????

PARTY!!!!!!!!!




all play and no rest makes phil ..........

makes phill very hypo and tired by the end of the weekend


where shall i go tonight?

TRANSESSIONS @ WORLDSEND!!! fulcrum, starlet, myself and countless others will be there, so why not come along if you've got nothing else planned!!!


how was venus last night??

will see how i go, have a family dinner tonight@ the Pagoda just down from the ark. if im up to it, ill come down and say helloz.

Venus was good a small group, nice n cosy and plenty of drinks flowing. Started to pick up at 12 onwards.


will i see you tomorrow night Graeme?

nah, sorry hun... just a quiet one for me and my boys tomorrow night!! there's a kite festival on at semaphore that I'll be taking them to, but I'm not sure if it's on saturday or sunday... I'm sure you'll have an awesome time without me, just remember to take HEAPS of photo's for me!!


Does anyone know which day the kite festival @ semaphore is on??

no



what the hell does the bottom line of firestarters signature mean??? in english, preferably....

kite festival is sunday

dunno bout fire starters signature didint look.. just answered his question...


how many times can work block anthems and make me bypass thiere firewalls and proxi servers to access my favourite forum before i get caught and potentially fired for internet usage not work related???



ive bypassed it 3 times now... lol


ohwell we will see... thank god im home now


but doing more reading than posting when at work.. been so busy of late!

i think we are about to find out...


who's takin bets on how long del lasts???
i've got a fiver riding on inside 2 weeks

A1: What nourishes me, Destroys me.. (truer words were never spoken )

A2: 5 Months

Q: Does Fulcrum like trance?

frk yes he does.. even more than i do!!!


will the red wine i have chosen ( 2001 shiraz) go well with my curry tonight...

should do!

Can anyone make me smile??

i know my chances are next to none but does anyone know of anything all ages hapnin tonight?

Hill top hoods http://anthems.com.au/forum/http://anthems.com.au/forum/index.php?showtopic=5396&hl=



Why is it that im so tired?

because u had a big night last night maybe hehe

who else is going on the charity cruise this sunday?

*GOLD STAR FOR DAVE* good work mate... and you didn't even ask me for the answer


I'm thinking about going on the car cruise, but the anthems gastronomic shenanigans is the same day/time



What's the point of a kite festival, when there's no breeze to fly kites in??

whens the next anthems going to be???

soon enough

why arn't i full time army?

soon enough isnt soon enough!! i havent heard anything bout there being one.... is it all secret or somethin??

Trance anthems - Monday April 24 - Anzac Day Eve

More information will be online tonight!!

OMG - another anthems is nigh!! Who else thought ahead enough to take Monday 24th off & have an extra-long weekend?? And who else is EXCITED??????

yeah.. thought u'd be happy with the trance!!

I heard transession was great I'm glad to hear that!!!

Im on Holis from the 13th of April to the 25th of April so im loving it.

Who else will be keen on Tance anthems?

Not me

If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?

I've always wondered that myself... i think it comes back out later on ?

what goes in must come out and the natural course is mouth > stomach > intestines etc...

do burp farts smell better or worse?

depends on what you have been eating

why are there people who cant drive for shit on the road??

They work for the insurance company- theyre there to make you crash/kill them

Why cant i go home yet?

well you can but you chose to stay for an extra hr longer


why is it the celery im currently eating making my tongue numb?

you can but ya don't get paid... kind of a catch 22...


where's the beef?

the beef is in the hamburger that Phunkii tried to eat today...

i had chiken snitty.....

why is it called a HAM burger when its made with beef?

they got confused

Does anyone know the price of producing electricity from various sources (ie. wind, nuclear, coal, etc.)? Any currency will do . Damn assignments....

thats a damn good question.....

maybe they used to be made with ham steaks. i believe its an american invention. theyre a bit twisted you know.

and nitrous cant you google it?

no iwas wrong about the hamburger apparently it was a genghis khan invention wtf??

the ham part of the word comes from hamburg. was called a steak tartare from the russian word for the mongols - tartare

look here...

http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/HamburgerHistory.htm

ok, lemme get this straight. the hamburger is called that cos americans in germany ate raw mongolians from russia???

btw, was your question "wtf??" or was it about getting nitrous to google it?



$7 chicken schnitty at the duke of york on tuesdays!!! who's in?

no dis intended nitrous, just love the site

im not, i have to find prices for electricty, and its all good

Unfortunately google doesnt really show accurate pricing, it really just gives numbers which i know arent true ($4000 a kWh?), but yeah, its all good.

Why do people love the http://www.googleityoumoron.com/?go=Google site?

I'm paying around 16c per kWh

... i love the artwork

http://www.fuckinggoogleit.com is better

i like that one . The problem is that most of the info i need has to have some sort of 'academic' base to it, and google really doesnt cut it with most of the answers returned. Plus, you never know what other people may have up their sleeve, obscure knowledge wise.

Why cant google be an academic refference?

cause the internet is the HARDEST place to get info for a correct bibliography - uni would only be too easy!

How can there be about 20 people online and no one posting!

BRING BACK POST WHORING I SAY!!!

(trying to dig up old threads as we speak!)

cos some people have work and shit to do during the day but even that's a bull shit excuse . well, here i am

i dug up some old threads yesterday only to have the list truncated when i logged in this morning... damn it!

what thread is candy cat going to dig up next??????

hmmm, wait and see

Who knows where my cat is??

it was delicious!

do you think cats taste better with tomato sauce or mayonaise??

actually i'm going to change my question to this...


i noticed there were a lot of anthemite birthdays today, what event was 9 months ago that would have sparked such simultanius "love making"????

you want me back???? im almost ready to return....

soon my precious.. soon....

It's the end of Winter and thus fkn cold. Nothing else to do but root and it's too cold to walk/drive to servo for condoms... Fkn breeders

WHY ARE TOFFEE APPLE'S SO YUMMY?!?!?! *eats toffee apple*

G.

hehehe probably the best way to put it!!! great way to keep warm aswell....
why does uni have to be so crap????

Because its one of the few lessons we get out of it in the end

why cant it be the 11/06? (Im bored )

why does nature have to be mainly green? dont like green

how can ya not like green?!?!?

yeah green is good. imagine if everything was pink? that would suck

i don't like green, if i could dye my eyes a colour other than green I would, some people just aren't green people.

why do some people like green and others don't?

would have to do with the frequency that your vibrating at.....

whats up with that?

The quicker the better, so ive been told

IS that a fact?

sound's like something cris p might say tis no fact tho.
can a person survive without food for 7 days?

depends on who the person is (im sure you could daana )

If i throw a monkey, will it fly?

does it have wings?
can i answer a question with a question?

can you?

will it make an infinite loop?

Jeff?
is it fun to make a mess?

yes it is a fact

everything vibrates. everything has a frequency. the faster the vibration the less density. ie: light vibrates faster than a rock for instance. if you could get the atoms in your body to vibrate fast enough, you would disappear.....true

Theoretically, anyway, as you'd dissapear only because the probability of a photon hitting an atom would be virtually non existant

i can vibrate.
can you?

yes in 16 different ways and 7 different speeds

The questrion is can you vibrate to?

to what?
did you mean too?

OF COURSE I MENT TOO YOU DOUCHE!!!!!!!

Relax jess
Who thinks jess should relax?

yeah, sounds too stressed.

how ya been neegar?

BUMP!

I'm good sup!

How are you?

yeah pretty damn good yo bizizniatch!!

why was today so shit?

cause you didn't see Daana.

Why is Daana so great?

*cancel that*

cause Daana is so full of love!

why wasnt Daana where i was today?

i bet that was mean

DO YOU LOVE YOU HARDCORE!?!?!?!?!???!!??!??!?!!!!!

no it wasnt mean i was signed in as Lauren and thought i should change it so that it came from me instead

ummm only in small doses and depends on the producer

what makes a thunder storm?

Lightning originates around 15,000 to 25,000 feet above sea level when raindrops are carried upward until some of them convert to ice. For reasons that are not widely agreed upon, a cloud-to-ground lightning flash originates in this mixed water and ice region. The charge then moves downward in 50-yard sections called step leaders. It keeps moving toward the ground in these steps and produces a channel along which charge is deposited. Eventually, it encounters something on the ground that is a good connection. The circuit is complete at that time, and the charge is lowered from cloud to ground.
The return stroke is a flow of charge (current) which produces a luminosity much brighter than the part that came down. This entire event usually takes less than half a second.


How does superman fly?

with a gift from the gods above.

Why cant i fly like superman?

IF I CAN'T YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO!!!!

Why wern't we all granted super powers at birth?

Because I'm the only Superman in this world

because you have to eat radioactive material and make it happen

where's the question lol?

Have you really looked deep into my post to find the question Daana?

Just realised I didn't type one, so that is my question ^

Definatly not, i believe that if something isn't clearly visable it's not worth looking for.

How many panadol must one take to get sleep?

for good? 100

for good yes

how many road must a man walk down?

27....the answer to your question is 27

WHATS YOUR QUESTION!?!?!?!?

why are you questioning me...thats my question!!!

A gajillion?

10 will get you to hospital... friends experience

Why can't i sleep at night?

Many variable reasons why you cant sleep. Stress plays a big part.

Why do I have apounding headache? I didnt drink and I was at work all night. I dont understand

why.... do i have shitloads of pop ups coming up in explorer.... i just isntalled adaware and xoftspy and service pack 2 and many other windows updates....

and im getting spammed iwth shit!


IS Sang trying to post in EVERY thread on the most recent threads list/.

YES!...YES I AM!!

Dude...you need to download Zone Alarm Security Suite. It blocks pretty much everything from popping up

well.... now i cant find my code for windows either.. and SP2 thinks its an illegal version of windows!!


i paid good money for this.. but cant find the sticker!

im sur ei stuck it in teh case.... some one has stolen my ID code!!!

In the google search bar type in just like this - "Windows XP Professional" 94FBR

the key is the 94FBR code.. it was included with many MS Office registration codes so this will help you dramatically reduce the amount of 'fake' porn sites that trick you.

or if you want to find the serial for winzip 8.1 - "Winzip 8.1" 94FBR ...similar stuff really

didint work mate...


i know i got the rego sticker some where.. but i cant find it! i felt sur eit was atatched to my pc!

get avg and or spyware begone ,there great my pc cracks a spaz if it goes any were near a virus and stops it from gettin in ,And blocks all pop ups

ok, the most stable solution = Linux, that is all

Linux is alright if you know exactly what you are doing and have something like WineX or dual boot.

why does my windows installation KEEP ON installing under D: and if i change it with partition magic it makes it unbootable?

ok, here's how ya do it

change it with partition magic

boot from windows cd and go to the recovery console

run "fixmbr" or some program like that - just type "?" for all available apps

reboot and SHAZAM! it should work

thankyou, come again!

ok i understand that i think!!!!

Why are health and safety officers such arses????

cos they're anal about safety...





what's up with me having to go to work on such a crcker of a day?!?!

YOU SUCK!!!!

Who's anal about oral hygine?

the same type of person who is oral about anal hygiene

like you

why does everything take so freaking long to do around here?!?!

cause it wouldn't be fun other wise

how do you get an elephant in the fridge????

take him to the elephant shrinkage machine.... turn it on and voolah!!! shrunk elephant... shouldnt have too much problems putting him in there after that!!!

how do u chase a wombat?

in a 4wd...

how is it, that the world is round, but we always stand upwards and dont fall off??

because the world really isn't round.. its just what they want you to believe... really we live in a big flat long line of land that stretches around the galaxy.... haha

what is the best bread ever?

fresh bread

is 3:00 too late for lunch???

depends when u got up... 3 can be breakfast lol

is gravy gravy when its lumpy?

hell yeah! only the best gravy is lumpy!

Should i go have a coopers???

why not!! Its definitely beer for breakfast weather!!

should I be a good girl this weekend or go out?

be a good lil angel

should i have an apple or donut?

hmm donut!!! none of this healthy buisness.

why cant money grow on trees!!

cos then the govt would tac the air we breathe....


how good is it working in an environment controlled room - exactly 20 degrees and 33.3% humidity?

It's better than being in a server room *brrrrrr*

Who put the "bop" in the "bop shu-wopp shu-wop?"

That dude from whats in the box.

Whats in your box?

a packet of timtams


how fraking noisey are server rooms?! yeah, they're cool and all and can have millions of dollars worth of equip but there are so many fraking fans!

wish it was cool in here... need a new fan... and yup i chose a donut.. and then had the apple too hehe

onion rings or tacos?

TACOS!!! it's been ages since i had em, plus they just rock!


should i go to the canteen for a snack?

yeah why not!!! have a chocolate...

mop the floor or scrub the toilet?

Mop the floor... Dirty stinkin toilets! ewwww

anyone know how much it is to hire a smoke machine, and where i could get one from

just by me a J and i'll do it for ya


how much does study SUCK?!?!?

ive tried uni twice! just cant handle it for longer than 6 months to a year!! thats why im going to tafe next year instead instead! atleast this way ill have a certificate in retail travel sales instead of nothing after a year of uni.

No idea havnt studied since ive left high school and that was 11yrs ago

What should i do this weekend?

eat a huge 1kg steak and party like its 1967....

what should i have for lunch??

a huge 1kg steak


who here loves burp burrito's??

lmao im a vegetarian... xcept chicken n fish....

never had their burritos... but chicken burrito is yummy!!!

fave donut sprinkle colour??

the pink ones with sprinkles

overtime or go home?

Stuff 'em go home!!

Clean or watch a movie?

how big does it have to be?? my cool flatmate has a smaller one here. i'll ask him if u want

celeste : movie...

drop a subjenct and repeat it next year or chance a full nervous breakdown due to stress and overworking in the middle of party season

Dropt the subject.. nothing is worth a nervous breakdown.. or missing the partys season for!!

Drama movie or Comedy?

Comedy... nothing beats being sick/having hayfever then having a laugh, you know what they say, laughther is the best medicine

What should I eat?

a chicken....

should i go to kryal castle?

yes yes yes!!!

what's ppls opinons on staying friends with an ex?

lmao i know you'd say yes!!!

i think you can stay friends with some... depends how it ended etc... and as long as you both dont have feelings for each other still cos that could make it hard if one gets a new partner etc.. i think its different in each case. theres some ex's i'd still talk to and others not a chance!!

ok heres my question lol :P should i dye my hair?

yeah.. change is always good!

what colour should hayley colour her hair??

GREY!!!!

now that is a statement!

lmao that would be different... hmm i think im going to do streaks...

what is the colour of a purple mouse?

green definalty green.. wait could be brown..no i'm going with green lock it in!

what do you prefer eyebrow pearcing's on a guy or no eyebrow pearcing?

3 piercings in the left ear... wow what I coincedence, that's what I have!

Sleep now or soon?

soon! who want's to sleep when i'm here!

keep my hair long or cut it off?

give it a nice cut!! would look maddd!!!

a midnite snack or not?

yes midnght snack.. eat my friend eat.. *rubs hands together with evil grin*


cats or dogs?

def cats.... meow!!!!

what for snack??? salt n vinegar chips or an apple??

apple.. it's good for you!


blackjack or poker?

kandiraver keep your hair long!!

and eating salt n vinegar cats while playing poker is an interesting past time!

he he.. you forgot to write a question Del! silly boy!

Do you believe in love at first sight?

yes...

but she callled it stalking....

haha! yeah, i get that to! such a fine line!


should i get my 3rd tattoo this weekend?

Yes...

Should I eat heaps at the chinese restaurant tonight?

yes.. eat up!

why are men so confusing??

because igjlsmglfjs;gjlsrg... exactly!

Who understood that other then me?

me cuz men are jfglirantf,mncv



why does the sun have to go down, the sun was beautiful today

because the sun causes skin cancers!! and because i won the staring contest! so that was the deal!

what do you men/boys think of girl who wear summer dresses?

any man will tell u that a woman in a nice dress/skirt looks so much nicer and " girly" than one in jeans.

my thoughts are id love to see more girls in dresses!!!

go for it celeste!

dresses can b good... i think im game enough to wear one for the first time in years this summer.... big step!! normally im a skirts girl!!!

whats the time in china if ur in a hot air balloon skiing with monkeys?

Ask the monkey, he'll know!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!

what do you prefer blonde, burnette or redhead?

Doesn't phase me really, maybe blonde

Who's watching Supersize Me?

not me... but i bet its hilarious... hahaha more maccas bloody cant escape it!!!

what do u luv most about urself??

I love that I want to aspire to be a Maccas Team Leader one day Nah, that I'm making the right decisions while I'm young I think

What about you Hayley?

hahahhaha thats a bit high up for u isn't it??? u can stay crew member

ummm.... without getting too personal.... the fact that im a strong person and have got through alot and its been hard getting well and moving on in life but i'm doing it and im proud of myself!!!

what would u like to do tomorrow?

I'd love to go to the beach I think, but unfortunately I'm working

Clean shaven, scruffy or facial hair?

clean shaven

hard or easy?

easy... hard involves to much work!

strawberry or chocolate?

Depends if you're talking about a girl... rofl

Vanilla or Chocolate?

edit: err wtf.. same kind of question, scary :|

vanilla icecream with choc topping hehehe

straight or bi?

lol.. well, that was beyond freaky!
mine: Strawberry
overdose: Chocolate

Hayley: Bi! all the way!


which CSI show do you prefer?

Is there a CSI Africa There seems to be every other damn state/country But I don't really watch it lol

TV or Radio?

Radio

wee or poo

lol.. in what kinda way?

xbox or playstation?

xbox

summer or winter? and why?

Meh too fast!

Summer coz girls in skimpy clothes... lol

Sony or LG?

LG

should you marry a friend or a lover?

lmao a lover who is ur best friend!!!

laxatives or yoyo's

x lax chocolates melted into easter egg moulds!!! great fun

fresh or fried food

definately fresh... i used to eat lots of takeaway... never makes ya feel gd for long!!! (nice job with the lax chocolate too hehe)

burnt pizza or uncooked pizza?? hahha

errrrrrrr, yeah..... ummm... i'll take the uncooked one after tonight.... will only take a few seconds to cook with my new-and-improved-pizza-cookin-flamethrower

chalk or cheese

cheese.... mmmm i luv cheese (and i'll cook my pizza in the oven lol no march e flamethrower for me!!)

chilli or tomato

why not both


go to work and play games or stay home and work????

hmmm is that really a hard question??? lol work n play!!!

short socks or long socks?

one of each, that way you can wear both long and short socks on 2 different days...


am i insane?

only on tuesdays....


wheres the beef?

in the freezer



if i drink enough red bulls will i fly?

If the advert shows it, its got to be true

Dear Paul/Anthems,

Wondering when are the anthems photo's going to be online?

Your pal,

Justin

you'll fly high high high....

how much mould can you grow in a yoghurt tub?

unsure


do you measure mold in grams, fluid ounces, litres, mol's?????

grams... for specific mould specification i'd only trust the gram scale

what is for breakfast tomorrow?

french toast?


what should i take to work?

hmmm dont think i've had french toast.... u can make me some

u should take some chocolate and some yoghurt and some fruit.... and a hand grenade..

what are u thinking about?

toobs

drum n' base or trance?

drum'n'bass

How long can one stay awake, surviving mainly on a diet of coffee and possibly cheese and crackers?

well the longest someone has been awake CONSTANTLY without dying is apparently 13 days... gd luck lol but i wouldn't advise it....

chicken or cheese twisties?

Cheese .. I can't stand chicken twisties :S

Winter enchanted or summer enchanted ?

go the summer - it's an out doors thing


did anyone else notice how people have dropped the "forrest"?... (go the wayville show grounds )

I noticed that actually, but i guess it's coz it's they don't exactly hold it in a "forrest like environment" anymore these days!

Ultraworld or Enchanted FORREST?

arrrrghghghhhh thats my big dilemma....... and chicken twisties rock lol


why do ppl like to make rumours up?

Because the truth is boring


Does anyone know the way to San Jose ?

i know i dont.... still... its wrong to make up lies

is there an easier way to pull out wisdom teeth than going to the dentist? lol

tie them to a door and shut it quickly

Tall or short?

Yeah - my resume is full of them

New Jackass movie will cover the above question quite well :lol;

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I prefer short (as in girls, bread & distances. But not -changed )

How much do the words "Insufficent funds suck" ?

Very much so, especially on a weekend!

What's your favourite nightclub?

Earth.... not that there's much competition for my intrests

Whats your favourite baseball team?

baseball team... hmmmm dont even know any

long hair or short hair?

girl or boy?

girl

Question?

Answer?

Beer

Beer or Spirits?

Beer
Holden or Ford

Beer
Holden or Ford?


nooo i double posted i'm a noob

neither thanx....

tan or no tan

tan

hand or head?

tan.. but not that ugly orange looking fake tan crap!!


that's all i'm saying!!


favourite animal at the zoo?

tigers and all the big cats

mouse or snake?

mouse! snakes are scary!

summer or winter?

Summer - so I can be a pirate in my blow up dingie at Glenelg & scope for buxom wenches, arrrrrr!

Crew needed - pm me

Roses or Sunflowers?

Roses

ass or bum?

butt!!!!

big or small butt?

Big (but not beachball big)


Shiraz or Cab Sav?

both

white chocolate or dark chocolate?

white chocolate mmmm dream....

vegemite or peanut butter

vegemite

nerds (the lollies) or starbursts?

starburst

clix or jats

ooooo...jatz

G-string or thong??

neither


to be or not to be?

to be

toilet or portaloo??

toilet!

thai or indian food?

thai food

greek or italian??

italian

ocean or mountans?

mountain

trick or treat??

Treat

Black entertainment equipment or silver?

black goes with everything

long hot bath or shower?

Bath.

Chocolate or oysters?

oysters

bath or shower??

Bath!! damn it!!! as the answer to the question before mine!

um... Long or Thick?

neither

transexual or hermaphrodite??

a gun



outer space or inner space?....

in her space

girls in shortshorts or girls in shortskirts???

it's a win win situation



girls without shortshorts or girls without shortskirts???

if i have to pick i'll say shortshorts... cos theres so many varieties in skirts... but i like both!!

favourite colour jelly?

girls without shortshorts

pink or purple?

pink...............


orange or green

Red

America or Canada?

canada

mario or luigi?

your a cute little biddie

MARIO

Princess or Bowser?

Princess...reoww

Street Fighter or Dance Dance Revolution??

Street fighter all the way

Sub Zero or Scorpion

Subzero

Fatality or Animality??

DDR.... i wanna have a go at it!!!!

grass or dirt

grass

midget or dwarf??

dwarf....


red balloon or fried rice?

Fried rice

Blanket or doona?

blanket

Toobs or cheezels??

OMG toobs... i want some now!!!

where can i buy a gd bikini?

Bra's n things We all know about that hey Hayley, get me a job too?

Cheddar or parmeson?

CHEDDAR


I'll make one out of fairy floss for ya

sour gummi worms or soursobs??

sour gummi worms!!! altho back in the day i had sour sobs... icky now lol

no fairy floss bikinis lol...

favourite type of drink?

Beer

CC's or Doritos??

What are we asking?

CC's

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HARDCORE

Dude! you already know the answer to that, i mean, come on...


and time for the single most important question anyone could ever ask...


Elle McPherson or Claudia Schiffer???????

Claudia Schiffer by a LONG shot!

Winter or Summer?

summer by a kilometer

day or night???

day by an eternity

sundown or sunrise??

sundown....


icecream or icypole?

icecream

kitten or puppy or duckling?

omg kitten!!! luv kitty cats... duckling would b cool though too!!

what do u sleep in?

a luxurious bed - enough room for three

zooper dooper or paddle pop?

paddle pop - rainbow...

doing the washing or doing the dishes?

neither smash the dishes and burn the clothes and go buy new ones

cement or pavers

pavers

laksa or green curry?

im taking a guess and saying green curry.... lol


spiders or birds

birds


dolphins or sharks

dolphins! they are so cute!

mary poppins or willy wonka?

wonka has mor chochky!


ride motor biek n sweat liek a pig in heavy jacket


or ride in a T shirt...

T shirt

Stabbed or drown?

stabbed

liberal or labor?

shoot them no idea....

banana cake or carrot cake

banana cake!

Farmers Union or "other" iced coffee?

i like the feel good iced coffee.... mmmmm


handcuffs or spanking?

lol can i have both??

is romance dead?

sure thing bub hehe ummm dont think its dead... but possibly dying!!

leather or silk?

silk

sex or beer?

sex... i dont like beer


lust or love?

love


doggie or spoons?

lust (well, for now anyway)


doggie

top or bottom?

hrrmmm.... top? and then bottom...

bed or floor?

bed.. floor is a little to hard.

chocolate or whipped cream?

chocolate whipped cream


on icecream or on a naked body?

niether i have a slight intollerance to lactose

Anal or not anal?

oh god i remember this topic at recovery..... im not even going there!!!! lmao

is Daana too norti for his own good?

Nope

i have litlle work for the next couple days should i come to work and be bored or take 2 days anual leave?

go to work and be bored and get paid... i suppose annual leave u get paid too....


favourite day of the week?

Friday

have you heard of root raving?

yes


have you ever seen a flying pig?

not to date... but who knows it could happen....


what are u doing right this second ?

flying 2 planes with my fireman

how many fireman's does it take to beat up my fireman?

oh crap...I was too late

scratching sang

who's sang doing atm

staring at the computer screen... it hurts the eyes and drinking water....

where are the golf clubs?

dunno

wheres wally?

up your ass robbie, YOU NEED TO BE MORE SPASIFIC, up your ass.. hole muahahahahaha

Name two elements of the periodic table

WTF??? ok fred and silver????

Whats my middle name

david-san??

Whats my first name then??

Clarance

Whats my cats name?

Comby

how many toes on a white elephant?

57, 926 to be exact


how long are your toenails?

not long at all

Is it beer time yet?