Question Thread

I'm a leg and ass man.

whats yours??

i prefer somewhere between the the leg and ass

straight hair or curly hair

nothing there...woot woot

wax on or wax off??

HERE HERE!! woop woop toop toop poot poot WOOOOOO

wax off

carpet or no carpet?

no carpet

eat carpet?

frak yeh

...is it still attached to the floor?

no

why does everyone refer to hard dance as doof doof music when it actually goes "boomp boomp boomp"???

because ignorant old people and queers find it easier to criticize than tollerate

but then i think to myself, am i tollerant to their crap?

Proberlly not but thats ok we can criticise others because we are allowed to and others are not

What should we do with these fire bug that keep on starting fires?

burn there fingers

what do you think should happen if your caught starting fires

Bloody dealt with harshley. Thay are putting people's lifes at risk not to mention there livley hood in risk and all the live stock like sheep and horses etc get burnt alive. Thay have no idea. It makes me sick. Ill put them in the same book as rock spiders

Did you have a good night last night?

GREAT ANSWER AN YEAH I WENT BDAY SHOPPING FOR MY DAUGHTER

DID YOU

Yeah it was ok. I was running around straight after work. I ended up driving 159k's before i could even relax. Then i took my dog for a walk down the beach with a mate which i havnt seen for a while. Was good catching up with here

What did you get her?

DORA THE EXPLORER BED PRAM HIGH CHAIR 2 BEANIE KIDS DORA PENCIL CASE CLOTHES CAT SUPRISE (OPEN HER TUMMY TO SEE HOW MANY KITTENS SHE HAS) NECKLACE PLUS LITTLE THINGS

WHATS YOUR PLANS FOR WEND

SHITZNFACE!!!!! Its going to be real messy

You?

GOT FRIENDS COMIN DOWN FOR PISS UP AN BBQ

FAV FOOD

Mum's Chicken and Seafood Laksa

What colour underwear are you wearing??

NOT WEARING ANY LMAO

YOURS

purple.

yours?

omg! i got purple too!!

top colour?

mines red today.. its casual day!!


happy its friday?

i guess so.....

who else is getting shitzen faced 2nite?

Purple is pimping hahahaha

Not me thats reserved for tommorow at the shitzface. But i might have a couple 2nite

Who has to work 2morow or is it just me?

not sure... maybe


who's gonna end up passed out?

not me

whats everyone drinking tonight

maybe some of my birthday baileys


how about you?

beer and lots of it

How good is beer and pretzles together

not for me but pretzels are tasty


finish the sentence... i have a...

toothbrush that is 12 years old

And you?

oh god..


i have a.... spider web above my head


and you?

toilet paper from the 1960's

is it colored?

is what coloured?

the spider web?

i didn't know spiderwebs came in different colours...

do they?

neither do i?

which do you hate more? spiders or cockroaches?

ew both..but probably cockroaches more.. they move faster...

are you scared of anything besides insects?

going to the dentist! damn wisdom tooth


whats something interesting?

i am god

are you god?

YES I AM GOD OF ALL GODS

WHICH GOD ARE YOU?

the other God that goes with the God.

tell me wut i'm thinking?

your thinking you want apple tea cake!


favourite actor?

Johnny Depp! *droolz*

favourite actress?

penelope cruize or Hillary Duff

favourite beer?

your kidding right!?!


Australian = Coopers
Other = Killkenny

Hey kiss my ass baby?

oh with pleasure daana!

favourite brand of mobile phone?

Vertu - They're worth $20,000 each.
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Whats happening tonight?!?!

Quiet night in with some movies and my man

How bout you?

Schutzenfest I think. My mates wanna go

Lucky you...

Where was your question Sang?

im daana

who likes the sound of boss daana?

Not me

Why's my net so slow?

cos it has a crippled leg

why cant i fall back asleep???!?!

Cause you mind is running a hundred miles an hour.

Why oh why does my CNC break press doesnt want to be fixed? Surely it has to be something simple

I...do not know

Whats a CNC??

i dont no

did u have a good wend

yes, had a very good weekend.. had a bit of a down moment on sunday morning.. but all good now!



Get up to anything exciting?

Yeah... smashed at schutzenfest (don't remember SFA) then a road trip to Ultraworld in the country and back, then chilling out with friends all day yesterday, and hung out with my best mate last night Awesome weekend


how hot is it meant to be today?

JUST BBQ WITH FRIENDS

WHAT YOUR PLAINS FOR AUSSIE DAY

36 TODAY
40 TUE

Australia Day for me will be spent recovering and relaxing with friends

Australia Day I'm off to the ODI with my sexy man ben and my sexy girl ana!! w00t!


Recover all right from your big weekends?

yup sure did... slight hangover yesterday


how about you?

yup I was even up at 7:30am this morning... and I didn't need to be!

whats on the cards for this weekend?

a big cookie


why is crap so crap?

cause it comes from asses

why is it always corny?

CORN? I don't remember eatin' no corn!!


quiet weekends planned?

How quiet is quiet?

why did i have to wake up late?

cos you slept in


why am i so unmotivated

cos its work

why are my eyes blurry?

because it's monday!


I have a banana would you like one too?

Ok!! havent had on in a while

did it cost more than $3?

no idea.. mummy brought it for me!

So, what's this, no work this morning?

i got bananas for $2.50 a kg !

and nope not feeling like working this morning!!

are you?

unfortunatly!

Any tattoos?

nope....

If i did, what would suit me?

hmm.. depends what you got! i reckon you'd look good with a tat.. but i have a thing for guys with tats... (among other things!)


What colour sox you wearing today?

i'm not wearing socks, they'd look funny with my shoes !


what colour is your screen?

blue cos its dying!

what should i wear to my JOB interview tomorrow?

right now.. it's anthems colours coz i'm on anthems! haha!


anyone know what page in Fast Fours Scattered and Tini's car is featured?

nup


whats a gd way to make the day go faster?

post on anthems! haha!


not enough work to keep you occupied?

NO NOT ENOUGH FOR ME

SHOULD WE HAVE A BBQ 4 TEA

ohh that sounds nice..

what you gonna throw on the bbq?

potatoes mmmm


whats for lunch?

Yiros! lamb one with meditteranian (?) sauce!!



What about you?

Forgot to take my lunch from the fridge today

Wonder what food they have in the cafe today?

poison.. just poison lol



number of ppl in ur office?

4

AS FOR BBQ SNAGS CHOPS STEAK KABABS

WHAT ELSE SHOUKD I MAKE

you should make a salad.. something to balance out all the meat!


who's going to Trance anthems?

I WISH I WAS MY MAN WILL BE WORKING HARVEST TIME

YOU GOING

SHOULD I DO POTATOE SALAD TOO

i'm going... make a pasta salad too!!


favourite yoghurt?

STRAWBERRY OR MIXED BERRYS

YOURS

Cherry or Mixed Berry's! (but none of that "Light or % Fat Free: crap for me!


What colour shirt are you wearing today?

Green

and you?

BLACK WITH WHITE PLAYBOY BUNNY

WHAT COLOUR PANTS SKIRTS SHORTS

Red Holden boxers

Are you watching TV?

no.

( @ the holden boxers, thats so... You, Rob hahahaha)



how long is shit gonna stay perfect for me? I don't want to lose this!!

Nope - its watching me !!!

How much IS that doggy in the window??

nope.. not allowed to at work..


what time you get up this morning?

700 for me

what time did u wake

well, besides the 11pm call i got last night while I WAS SLEEPING *give's calv evil eye* i got up at 0730hrs.


what was for breakfast?

i had mini weets!

you?

Italian Roll from Bakers Delight.


What colour are the wall's in your room?

Creme

What colour is the hair on your head?

white

what colour is your bathroom

blonde an brown yours

Dark brown and BRIGHT pink


should I keep the pink or change it to another colour? (thinking green or blue)

neh the pink is good,

should i get leathers or bright and colorful motorbike gear?

Change it to grey

How's job hunting going?

im not looking for one

how many chocolate coins should i eat today?

lots of them

how many can u fit in your mouth

I don't wanna know how big Calvin's mouth is

Black or white?

black

what should i have for lunch?

KFC like me

FCK, which letter is missing?

U .. between the c and the k, the brand of aftershave my dad uses

what from kfc?

Turkey!

Who wants some eggs?

KFC dont sell turkey and i had eggs yesterday for breakfast..

Who did THAT!?

Did what?

Why is the Crouton in my salad so crunchy that i cant stick my fork in it??

That's good.. that's how croutons are supposed to be... better then being soggy!


anyone else ready for bed?

i dunno ... wait.. it was my nana's soup that smells funky

why are you eating a crouton?

Cos it was in my Salad...

What do u do with your croutons?

throw them at people who stare at you for eating croutons...

why are bits of bread in salad to start with?!

Who eats salad in the first place.. what's wrong with a nice big lump of meat?

nothing ... but i feel like ribs....

is there a ribs place close to magill that doesnt involve me driving all the way to tapleys hill road to riverside pizza bar?

You eat salads too!!
well, had the steak Sat night, Prawns Sun night and salad today

What sauce do u have your ribs with?

ew.. no sauce.. ew ribs!


so what's for dinner tonight, asian?

not sure yet... maybe rice


whats gd to get rid of pimples? i never get them but im getting one!

sandpaper

throw the broken iron off the balcony or off a bridge?

bridge

ouch sandpaper!!


any other ideas?

yeah.. go with toothpaste.. put that on it overnight. might look a bit stupid, but it dries it out and should get rid of it!


fav animal?

kitty cat.. i thought toothpaste worked... Nige laughed


what colour is your toothbrush?

i have a clear and green one!


what's your fave kind of tootpaste?

colgate total plus whitening


how about you?

colgate.. as long as it's paste.. i hate the gel ones!


Favourite magazine?

cosmo!

fave movie?

colgate what ever is on specail and whitening

y do my eyes hurt?

because mine are and yours want to copy...


why is my boyfriend an as#hol%

coz your sitting to close to the computer


fave movie = Gone With the Wind

Fave genera of film?

comedy

favourite song?

Agnelli and Nelson - Everyday..... sentimental....

whats yours?

baa baa black sheep


have you any wool?

fedde le grand - put your hands up for detroit .... its commercial, but i love it. oh and speaking of i love it... sneaky sound system - i love it

cd burning a hole in the cd player?

it will if you keep playing it! hehe


high heels or flats girl?

Depends where you're going and what you're wearing

Can I have a mongoose?

the bike or the animal?

Animal on the bike

And i have a vibrating toothbrush...hehe

Why the damn late fee on parkings fines more than the actual fee!!??!

To teach you a lesson a ) you should have parked legally, and b ) you should have paid your fine on time

Why did I eat so much?

a) Shush!! b ) Shush again

Cos you were hungry

Why am i still slightly hungry?

Because you didn't eat enough

I was hungry...But damn, I think I stretched my stomach

Where's my mongoose?

By the BMX Haro

Wheres my keys...grr?

In the fruit bowl

Why does Ebay suck so much?

ebay is good i scored TDV i dont care original for 10 pound B ARGIN

favourite tidy trax tune

too many!!!!

left or right breast?

Right...My right nipple is more sensitive due to having it pierced

How good was Mentazm tonight?

GOOD

HOW HOT IS IT GOING BE TODAY

very hot!!

Should i wear a dress to my friends birthday on saturday?

Yeah if you want to....

anyone wants to buy a half eaten wheat bix?

Hmm i guess it depends...

who ate the other half?

the dog


would u like a mint?

not sure



does it come with milk and sugar?

lol if u want


how about a coffee too?

YESA PLEASE

WHO WANTS A COOKIE

only if its a normal cookie and not a "special" one

anyone for a game of tenis?

ILL PLAY NOT A GOOD PLAYER BUT WILL PLAY
CHOC CHIP COOKIE NO SPECAIL FLAVOURS

SHOULD I MAKE MORE COOKIES

mars bar cookies would be sweet

forklift drags?

THAT WOULD BE SWEET

MARS BAR COOKIE YUMM GOOD IDEA

FAV DJ

DJ Neophyte


Fav local DJ?

H-BOMB

FAV INTERSTATE DJ

Probably have to be Steve Hill! i think coz i've just been dragged to every single one of his shows by my mates!


What's your scarey age?

28

YOURS

hay im 28! hahahah

so im scarey?

yes u are harley

why am i wearing suit pants in 40 degree heat?? and why do girls like guys that dress up for work?

so they can tie them up

i got TDV i dont care for 10 pounds how good is that

Not bad i guesss!?! i have no idea


How old do you want to be before getting married, or if married how old were you?

IM NOT MARRIED BUT ONE DAY WILL BE

YOU

marriage ? this concept annoys and confuses me

celest 10 pound for the tony de vit the dawn is good considering its rare as hens teeth now

how did i catch a cold in summer

from going in and out of sir con places

Drink beer that should fix it. I think so?

it's because of the changing weather! it happens all the time! it could also be from the a/c.

i agree i'm not really a fan of the concept of marriage.... just interesting to ask that's all!


what is your favourite name?

I HATE BEER AN I HAVE A COLD TOO

SHOULD I HAVE A SHOT A JACKS TO CLEAR MY SORE THROAT

FAV NAME SHANI

YOURS

tequilla

NOS anyone?

IM NOT IN NO HURRY TO GET MARRIED THOUG I DONT NEED A PEICE OFF PAPER TP TELL ME MY MAN LOVES ME

Esmerelda
My cousin is called Shani (Shanice)





Yeah agreed!


anyone gonna brave the hot weather and go to the beach?

NOS.... um yes please although my boss wouldn't like it much


marriage.... say what?? um don't think so.....

lunch today?

yes.. eating would be good!

should i go across to the shops?

SALAD

YOU

yes a cop of tea with a sandwhich followed by NOS

how about dinner?

naaaa too far away right now



who wants to come to the beach?

i'm on strike

Me me me me me!!!! bring iced cream, i'll pick you up from work!!!

sound like fun?!

DINNER SOMETHINK SIMPLE
BEACH TAKE ME

WHO IS GOING FOR A SWIM

yes fun it is




what time?


and can you please ring in a bomb threat?

NO WORRIE WHAT YOUR WORK NUM LOL

WHAT BEACH YOU WANT TO GO TO

a quick look of the mid coast then off to parsons beach down south would be surf there today





where were you thinking?

the pub to drink beer and perve.

You can surf while i drink at the pub ok??
which are good pubs at the beaches you mention?

hmmmmm there's the one at victor the crown.


what time do we leave for surf/ beer?

NOW WOULD BE GREAT WHICH BEACH SHOULD I GO TO

One with lots of shade! don't wanna get burnt.


do you use tanning lotions?

twice a day and i use nail pollish

whats your fav brand?

NO TANNING LOTION FOR ME

DONT WEAR NAIL POLLISH

WHAT YOUR FAV COLOUR NAIL POLLISH

i don't wear nail polish.. i prefer the french manicure look the best!


do you wear acrylics?

NO NOT ME

DO YOU

yes i do.. my nails are weak and alway's break so i wear acrylics so that i actually have nails!


where in the world would you like to travel?

ENGLAND CAUSE MY MUMMY GROW UP THERE

WHAT ABOUT YOU

victor harbour with boosting

beer?

yes please!!


what you got?

by the bucket full



How many buckets will be done?

25 buckets


why is my head itchy

Stuff the buckets Bexter's bringing kegs.... and a carton of Jim for moi

requests?

actually my head is itchy too now that i think about it.... not sure why...


why am i watching friends? Why am i still at home talking about going to the beach..?

coz Friends is awesome and you should get off your butt and go

Anyone wanna massage my aching muscles??

specify which muscles are aching and we shall think about it

why is the beach so appealing?

Yes Ibiza!! hehe and Amsterdam..... see my family!

god knows really! working out sux!

you have gym membership?

pectoralis major, pectoralis minor, biceps brachialis, biceps dorsi, triceps

no

Why do I feel so good after a workout??

cause you have done someting good for your body

whats your fav beer?

Pale and sparkling

whats your fav tipple??

tipple? wha ?


chocolate mousse?

definately




peach slices and icecream?

sounds good

beer battered swordfish??

tell me about it $18 parking fine, $30 late fee!!!

I THINK I MIGHT WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS FROM NOW ON...

there's no need to yell!!


Is that still the fine from dinner that night?

That is nothing .. i had an $18 parking fine and it ended up being $70 after the late fee!!!

where is the justice?

WHAT JUSTICE

My mate parked in a disabled park at 8:30 at night on a tuesday on sema4 road at the odeon i think it is and there where empty parks every where and he got a $230 fine so you guys parking fines is a pizza meal compared with that one.

wheres the justice there?

he was just unlucky..


what are you doing?

waiting to go home at 3:30


what time do you finish?

5pm


what time do you start?

8.30am.. very sucky hr.. am usually late!


What time do you get up in the moring?

5:50am I start at 7am and usually finish at 3:30am but i do overtime to like 5 and i knock of at 1:30 on Fridays

How bout you guys

Whatever time I like really...Having no job has its perks

Cantelope anyone?

whatyelope?

Envelope?

antelope?

i want a canteloupe!!!!!!! ROCKMELON yum...

and i have plenty of envelopes here at work


would u like a big one?

Yer a big manilla one And fill it up with ladybugs

What colour is my icecube?

blue and yellow

do u like yellow

Wrong! My icecube is...Wait? Where did my icecube go? It melted!!!

And no I don't really like yellow...

Do you?

I do, its my favouritest colour. Its so bright and cheery!

Whats yours?

Orange

Do you like "Saladas"?

if they are v fresh...


how about corn thins?

nope no rabbit food for me!

isn't orange just a darker shade of yellow??

its a mix of red and yellow...


who else has seen the comet?

Babe I said SaladAs...Not Salads

Corn thins? Yucky...


You can't read either

And no...If orange was a shade darker than yellow then it would be called "Dark Yellow" or something like that


What comet?

nah... my computers just running hell slow! grr!


hmmm.. not true! you've got indigo which is just a darker shade of blue!?


The one in the sky?

*Looks in sky*

I don't see it...

Am I blind?

where has the last plane out of sydney gone ?

not sure ... you'll have to ask Jimmy Barnes!

Yay almost home time!! i get paid tomorrow!! anyone else got money to burn?

Europe...

Why?

coz the midnight oil was burns on money

what should we burnt it on

yeah i know you said saladas... i like them fresh... hate them when they are over a few days old!!

the comet thats in the sky... comet mcnaught... me and Nige saw it last night its awesome!!

is it home time?

GET F..CKED are you serious?

*jealous*

Sorry for interrupting the game kids... as you were

Yes i am but one thing.......don't call me serious




why does the rain in spain fall mainly on the plain? go on tells me

because moses suposes hes toses are roses and moses suposes erneneasly

whats the best hand you got in poker

An "Ace flush" whatever that is And I folded too! Darndit!

Yours?

4 ACES and i didn't fold!

Who knows how to play 5 card draw poker? like the american ones?

What are you talking about?

Do you get dealt 5 cards?

easy

my man does

who else loves poker

nah its ok but i dont love it

If you where 700 up on a blackjack table would you keep on gambling?

doubt it


why is it so dull today?

cause its hump day. Just think after today its all down hill from here on to the weekend

are you an organ donor?

YES BUT ITS A GREAT DAY FOR ME IT MY GIRLS BDAY

WHAT EVERONES PLANS FOR WEND

nothing so far


wheres my head ?

i wish resting on my shoulder...

wheres my head :/

on ur shoulders?


why do i want to throw up?

probalby coz you ate to much!!!


are you in close proximity to the toilets?

not too far..


why is there so many bugs around here?

i dont know ....

Why do i get attacked by mossies even when im in the comfort of my own lounge room?

you much have sweet blood!


why is it still summer?

because the pigmys havnt had there meeting yet

anyone want to cook me squid?

how would you like it cooked? would you like it marrinated too?

yes yes i love squid! Anyway would be great. Was thinking of getting marinated squid last night

when?

whenever you want! haha.. i love greek style marrinated squid.. done on the bbq!!!

so.. how's the weather huh?

Looks good... havent been outside yet

Can someone go to the post office for me and get me a money order?? and then buy me lunch? and then feed it to me?

sure no worries

what you want

A turkey deli roll with cheese pls..

Will it be delievered?

yes.. i deliver!


are you sure that's all your after?

NOPE HE WANTS A BEER ASWELL

IS THAT OK?

it should be

why is karma being so fabulous to me all of a sudden

CAUSE GOOD THINGS HAPPE TO GOOD PEOPLE

WHY HAVE I GOT A COLD IN SUMMER

mmmm no beer, Vodka ok tho

Oh the money order as well.
I could ask for a massage, an LCD too but do you think thats asking too much?

i have a cold too ... hay feaver?

thats what im pinning it down to be, is that acceptable?

yeah.. don't know if i could lift an LCD!


do i get lunch delivered to me in return?

Of course!

What would you like ?

to go to sleep


may i have a pillow?

SURE
BLANKET TOO

its too hot for a blanket,

but perhaps a fan?

yes please... love my grandma rug


how about some mittens?

SURE IF U LIKE

WOULD YOU LIKE FEET WARMERS TOO

Booties!!!!!

lol funny

do people actually work that are on here during the day?

i'm not working but i usually can't get on forums at work...

2 + 11

= 13 ?

yes.. 13 is correct..
yes i work as well!


Do you work?

Im at work

im so tired i just wana sleep. Please??!

SURE PUT SUNGLASSES ON SO NOONE KNOWS YOUR ASLEEP

WHAT TIME U FINISH

I work, i just got into the police force

Is that counted as work? they were just playing cricket at the ashes i saw... in their enclosure playing cricket whilst i was standing outside a corporate box for 13 hours a day bleh....

no it isnt

should i but a carton of beer tonight and drink it all?

Just have a mindset of being at then u can assure yourself your working

How in this day and age, ppl still dont know how to send letters? i mean ffs!

3 words.... schooling!!!

will i get this job today?

you will ... i got my job today

isnt that great?!

thats heaps good

when do u start

oath! good work

when u start?

soon at port largs, at the police training facility

who can guess what im going to be in 6 months

in the navy?

y would u wana sing songs?

yes thats it
anyone that is smart? Lol

i'm at work - and yes im doing work

no singing for me

lemon?

only if its dirty...

will sang lick it again?

If he's caught unaware

Who don't "Burger Rings" taste like burgers?

same reason chicken chips don't taste like chicken


why cant i eat?

probably coz you feel sick, you have no food, or ur depressed... i can't eat when i'm depressed...


maybe you need to go home and relax?

yeah sounds good...


may i have a massage ?

hehe.. only if you supply the massage oil!


how bout i run you a bubble bath?

can i play?

no,

how about i give hayles a foot & calf massage?

she'd love it

How about someone come give me one!?

haha.. i think that comes under boyfriend duties!


how is everyones year going so far?

hot

hows urs?

Much the same

MCs will you raise your mikes for me?

gimme a mike and i will

who likes tennis?

yes i love tennis! all those men running around sweating and puffing.... *daydreams*


oh.. do u mean playing it yourself?

Not really...Don't mind playing

Apples?

hahaha i thought that said 'playing with yourself'


would you like a toy?

Yes please

would you like a cookie?

No thanks

Would you like to hold my hand?

Don't you already have a Bec that holds your hand?

Indeed I do

Why do you want to be a cop?

i'm not sure rob would apprecite bec holding my hand?

or would he?

Depends how much clothing is worn

Agree?

Hahahaha yes .... oh and i want to be a cop because its something i would be good at.... Justin asked me the same thing ... 7786423123 questions later he knows everything about me ... anyways im going off topic...

Some juice with your hand holding?

Nah fries thanks

Have you driven a Ford lately? (F*cken hope not)

I'm a ford supporter! BUT I drive a VN

Have YOU?!

Hell no, I'd rather ride a camel around Adelaide

What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?

One is a car and one is a golf ball?

No, you can atleast drive a golf ball 20 metres

What's for dinner?

a sandwich at this stage.... or whatever you cook!

Kfc?

Nah we're having marinated chicken wings with rice soon

Anthems or RA?

RA?

Rave Adelaide...

Anything good on TV?

There is daffy duck singing tom jones songs on boomerang on foxtel

do you like cartoons?

I love them

Which anthems member have you known the longest?

i love cartoons.. when i have foxtel boomerang was my fave chanel!

fave looney tunes character?

Mel.. no ... if you want to get technical Lucy .. known her since um .. 2002.

yourself?

Wile E Coyote

What should I wear??

underwear

What shall i drink?

beer

should i get beer?

LMAO. I love you Rob!!

And yes, you should get beer

Have you got the power to kill cockraoches?

there was one at work today... we got one of the guys to kill it lol


shall i go to bed?

no but i guess you did LOL!!

how many beer's should i partake?

24!


how long to down them all?

god i've drank a carton in 3 4 hours i think

you?

nothing...

was that three quarters of an hour or three to four hours?

three four hours lol

who's been seeing this dude in australia thats been filming upskirts?

i saw that somewhere....

who has worn a latex painted on bikini? I'm watching something on E! called Naked Wild On and there are american girls doing sports in latex bikinis... kinda funny!

yum

do you like the idea of running around naked on camera?

Not me personally, but i dont mind it when people run around naked on camera while i watch!

Do you like the idea of a carrot being orange?

yes i love it

do you look at zuichini's being more than just a fruit?

No ...

what else would i look at it as? a vegetable?

lol

do you like hardcore?

uk yes


do u like plums?

Yes

Whats your favourite Jam?

Fruits of the Forrest.


do you put butter on before jam?

I dont usually mix

Telstra or Optus?

they both suck sweatty hairy old homless mans balls



who is happy today?

not me!

when should i go to work?

your not at work yet!?! soon! i'm bored..

where's my email?

in ur inbox? oh n i want raspberry jam mmmm


whats ur fave butter/margarine?

butter for sure!!

what colour shirt shall i wear today?

margarine! ....AND SHHHH!! i don't want to know what's in it!

Wear the white one you brought!! *wink wink*

in my box... do you think it's safe for me to be puttin things like that in my box?

thats not a work shirt...hehe
Yes, letters do go in letterboxes

Can someone give me money to clear my c/card?

nope


would u like some quiche?

ewww.. quiche! gross


why isn't it a work shirt?

don;t know i have mine on hehe


Why don't you like quiche? i loooooove it

yes... would u like some peacan pie?

i dont know.... was intended for casual purposes

dang.. where are my socks?

on your feet



where do lost socks go?

ewww pecan pie

we have quiche for lunch here today...

pecan in ur nose?

no, pink stuff in ur heart

y is your kitty see thro?

cos its been x-rayed!!


why is ur hair spikey?

he has no comb hehe



How long it stops being brekkie and starts being morning tea?

i think between 10 and 11 it's classified as morning tea.


why do i have hayfever still?

cos the hayfever likes you


anyone like a chocolate? i have plenty

i love chocolate.. i have Rocky Road at the moment..

what kind do you have?

got a box of roses as a bday gift from work


white or dark chocolate?

i prefer dark chocolate...


can we melt it and dip my strawberries in it?

yup if i can have some champagne too


fave champagne?

Dom Perignon 1993 Vintage

Why does my doctor have to be at Greenacres??

i have no idea.. but i work i Greenacres!

shouldn't that be a good enough reason to come round?

most definitely

what should I say to get him to give me a doctors certificate?

i need a doctors certicificate, that usually works!
go the migraine route! haha.. they can't argue with that!

why is your doctor in greenacres?

I used to live around there and they're the ones that dont bulkbill

Why is your work at Greenacres??

Because she doesn't work at West Lakes

Why don't you work at West Lakes?

cos he didn't gt a job there




What should i get for tea?

KFC

what should I get for tea??

how bout a Celeste's Special?

hmmm...sounds tantalising

what does it taste like??

A small, small girl

Wait, does that sound wrong?

yes you cannibal Rob

whats a murken??

lol a wig for your ahhh privates


what colour is ur merkin?

lets just say the carpet matches the curtains!


what about you?

Let's just hope it isn't the same length

It isn't I hope?

LMAO i hope not ...

why are you talking about pubic wigs?!