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absent1
Alright this is simple... and gets your postcount up but please dont just get it to a point where just 2-3 of you are doing it, that gets boring. ***leave it a good few posts in between to keep it fresh please!***
Basically you answer the previous persons question then ask one...
narration:
Person 1: Whats your favorite color
Person 2: Green Person 2: Why are you so random?
Person 3: Because I am and you cant do anything about it Person 3: Why is the sky blue
etc etc etc? ready steady GO!
What time did you get up this morning?
Fulcrum
7.30
what is the meaning of life?
Jutsin
Although your use of the word "meaning" in this context is very ambiguous and could be interpreted in many different ways, I will assume it means what is the purpose of life.
That being the case, I'd say the purpose of life would be to find a healthy, happy and sustainable equilibrium between work and play, in order to endure, experience and enjoy everything that life has (and will have in the future) to offer.
This point of equilibrium will be different, and the forms of work and play obviously will rarely be the same for any two people - but in the end that makes sense; everyone needs different specifics, as long as the general underlying goal is fulfilled .. at least that's my philosophy.
..
Is there another word for synonym?
Fulcrum
Equivalent
What is your favourite colour?
Elektro Kitten
Blue do you think Bevan will post in this thread?
Dalliedog
well to answer ur question i refer to an oxford context the thesaurus. ummmmm..... i believe there is not one that the english language has come up with sooooo o stop u wondering its pretty much like same diff. see i am cwever
how is a theory proven in science????? (thanks timmy) tee hehehe
Fulcrum
By mathematical and physiological calculations which have been proven (to our knowledge)...
What is the average rainfall of Sydney?
Oldskoolie
Whats in your computer room?? Describe the room your Computer is in.
absent1
*did i not explain this thread clearly? answer the previous post then ask your question... thanks *
Oldskoolie
Average rainfal in Sydney is mostly wet!!
QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Feb 26 2006, 08:58 PM)
Whats in your computer room?? Describe the room your Computer is in.
starlet
my computer is in my room so theres a bed, entertainment unit with a tv and a small coffee table.
What is your fave animal?
blueskies
Dolphins!!
What ur favourite food?
AnGeL^EyEs
pasta!!!
whats is your favourite type of chocolate? Eg Cadbury- cherry ripe /nestle ....
Oldskoolie
Hershey Kisses
What are you wearing right now!
AnGeL^EyEs
purple pjs that has a cat on the front that says "have to have my way" me0wzzz
whos your favourite DJ and which track is your fave?
NokturnL
Scott Brown - "fly with me"
Who's your daddy?
roy13777
I'am the daddy *joke*
What is the meaning of life?
*smp*
'42'
who woulld you most like to meet - dead or alive?
Marty
what tine is it?????
Jutsin
8:15am
QUOTE(Fulcrum @ Feb 26 2006, 07:36 PM)
7.30
what is the meaning of life?
QUOTE(roy13777 @ Feb 27 2006, 06:02 AM)
I'am the daddy *joke*
What is the meaning of life?
How about a new rule .. no repeat questions?
Otherwise this thread will become very unoriginal, very fast
Fulcrum
Ok...
How do you make a dog meow?
mich
shove a cat down it's throat
is spider man gay?
Fulcrum
Most probably...
How quickly can you get a phone connected in a new house? It's had one previously...
crIs P
QUOTE(Candy_Cat @ Feb 26 2006, 08:45 PM)
Blue do you think Bevan will post in this thread?
nobody answered this.... so i guess i will
he might come out to play, guess it depends on whether theres a 7 in the question...
where are all of my socks?
Fulcrum
In your sock drawer
How quickly can you get a phone connected in a new house? It's had one previously...
mich
QUOTE(Fulcrum @ Feb 27 2006, 09:06 AM)
Most probably...
How quickly can you get a phone connected in a new house? It's had one previously...
depends who you are going through to get it connected. Optus did it for us in about a week (or just under)
QUOTE(crIs P @ Feb 27 2006, 09:12 AM)
nobody answered this.... so i guess i will
he might come out to play, guess it depends on whether theres a 7 in the question...
where are all of my socks?
bevan has them... he needs all seven pairs to stuff places...
is it friday yet?
Fulcrum
Same reason mine dosen't work...
How long would it take to fill an olympic sized swimming pool with jelly?
crIs P
im getting the feeling theres going to be a lot of unanswered question here......
1. NO!!
2. A lONG TIME!!
Fulcrum
Yeh haha, this is carnage...
I might take a break for a bit...
Who am I really?
crIs P
a combination of mass consciousness and matter..
what should i have for lunch?
Fulcrum
Ham and salad foccaccia with sun dried tomatoes... mmmmm
Will interest rates rise?
jase31
yes!
who gives a shit about their stupid post count anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roy13777
QUOTE(Jutsin @ Feb 26 2006, 10:44 PM)
8:15am How about a new rule .. no repeat questions?
Otherwise this thread will become very unoriginal, very fast
Sorry my bag! Didn't see that one!!!
who is bevan???
bekavich
Bevan rhymes with seven roy ?
And why cant i find a pair of shoes i like over here.
Harley
Becasue thay arnt made in China
How many colors in a rainbow?
roy13777
I don't know!
what is the average wing velocity of an unlaiden sparrow??
Harley
15 knotts
Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Jet Li?
mich
Chuck Norris, Bruce and Jet would be far too busy making those stupid noises to fight properly... (insert karate chop noise here)
when an insect gets hurt where does it go for help? People go to doctors, animals to vets.. but what about the insects???
crIs P
theyre smart enough to heal themselves ie: spiders grow back missing legs
why cant humans do this? we can send people into space and regrow hair but what about limbs?
roy13777
they do it's a conspircy!!!
Whats the average life span of a human male??
bekavich
77 or something like that...
can i go home now ??
Harley
Yes you may you can have the rest of the week off with full pay
Why is it always the way when i ring up a some one regarding bills im always getting a answering machine? Dont thay employe people?
This post has been edited by Harley: Feb 27 2006, 11:10 AM
bekavich
Some people are lucky enough to have today off...
when will my car return i miss her and her dirty self..
roy13777
*HANDS YOU THE KEYS TO YOUR CAR!!
How many roads must man walk downbefore hes a man??
bekavich
1 the road to a small box
are we there yet?
roy13777
no not yet!
Why did we evolve??
bekavich
Not to sure why dont u ask captain planet...
Why must someone tell you somethng that is breaking your heart , but you cant do anything about it!
Harley
Because some people need to be told or thay might think it is gossip.
Will it be good weather on Sat so i can take my Harley on the Gypsy Jokers poker Run?
roy13777
such is life unfortunatly!!!
why can't i fly? that would be cool!
QUOTE(Harley @ Feb 27 2006, 02:09 AM)
Because some people need to be told or thay might think it is gossip.
Will it be good weather on Sat so i can take my Harley on the Gypsy Jokers poker Run?
sorry outa sink now it should ba ok but packa mac just in case!!
Now can i learn to fly?
unaided!!!
Harley
Yeah you can. Just remember what goes up always comes down
Who wants chicken tonight?
bekavich
I was going to ask mum for sweet and sour...
where is my boss and my car i know i asked this earlier but im sooo hungry
absent1
what kind of question is that?
hows this for one?
Why cant people follow the guidelines of this thread? (dont post so many times over and over. otherwise it will just be the counting thread with questions!!)
DeL
because u designed a post whoring thread to activly increase all their posts so the more they post and stuff up the more u chastise them so they get to do it all again and again and again and again...
why is it my dayly posting has dropped by so much ?
*smp*
cos you're a slacker from Generation X
how can I successfully get out of housework without paying someone else to do it?
jase31
swap sexual favours
why is grass green
DeL
Grass is green because it is envious of trees which are much taller and don't get stepped on like grass does. Trees don't get mowed every week in the summertime and sprayed with Weed killer
why do people ask silly questions
roy13777
such is life!!!
Can i have a beer??
DeL
beer is not the question.... " can u get me one while your up" is the question!!!
i have 4 beers in my fridge.. what do u want?
roy13777
yes please
What you got???
missvixen
ill show u mine if u show me urs
who/what is the purple mumma??
*smp*
Only the holder of Bevans secret know the answer to this
When will I be famous?
roy13777
only bros can know that one!
What is out there?? space!!
NokturnL
Space dust, Stars, and a whole lot of nothingness with the occasional planet, and some are "lucky" enough to have life!
If God was omnipotent (all powerful, means he can do everything) could he make a boulder so big he could not lift it? or could he make a pie so big he couldn't eat it all?
pink_n_fluffy
yes
are peacock feathers bad luck or good luck.. i forget
starlet
good luck...i think...i hope they are my mum has some around that house.
Whats ur fave day of the week?
E-an
Thursday- venus & almost the weekend. Why are frogs green?
DeL
they arnt when u stick them in a blender.
why are blenders the weapon of choice for small animals
roy13777
because they are! Moo hahahaha
is there life on mars? And if there is are men really from there and women from venus???
why does humanity insist on focusing money into weapons that will only lead to the destruction of itself?
roy13777
because bombs are power!
What came first the chicken or the egg!!!B)
NokturnL
The Chicken.
If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side?
roy13777
it'll go which ever is way is the path of least resistance!!
Why do radio stations have to expliet swear words? I know it's so young kids dont hear bad words but you hear worst every day out and about on your travels!
NokturnL
QUOTE(roy13777 @ Feb 28 2006, 01:44 AM)
it'll go which ever is way is the path of least resistance!!
Why do radio stations have to expliet swear words? I know it's so young kids dont hear bad words but you hear worst every day out and about on your travels!
NOPE, ROOSTERS DON'T LAY EGGS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
It's something people cannot be sheltered from... so it needs to be done.
If a plane crashes on the Victorian and South Australian Border, where would the survivors be buried?
roy13777
they dont bury survivers!
If a limb falls from a tree and no ones around does it still make a sound??
NokturnL
Yesm just no one hears it.
How many 2 cent stamps are in a dozen?
roy13777
12
If you have a lion in one hand and two giraffe's in the other what have you got?
NokturnL
A lion in one hand and 2 girraffe's in the other.
Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What number do you get?
roy13777
70
who scored for Liverpool FC at the weekend?
NokturnL
NFI!!
How far can a bear walk into the woods?
roy13777
as far as he likes!!! lol! (answer was harry kewell)
do bears sh%t in the woods??
NokturnL
(the answer is half way, cos then he's walking out of the woods again!)
Yes they shit in the woods!!
Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?
roy13777
im gonna go for the babie for some unknown reason!
LoL
Is there going to be a question that is sensable or sane in any way shape or form?
NokturnL
Yes because the baby is a little Bigger!
There might be one coming!
Why, don't you like my funky questions?
(this will be my last one, because we've dissobeyed the rules and it's been the two of us posting the whole time... )
roy13777
QUOTE(NokturnL @ Feb 27 2006, 05:27 PM)
Yes because the baby is a little Bigger!
There might be one coming!
Why, don't you like my funky questions?
(this will be my last one, because we've dissobeyed the rules and it's been the two of us posting the whole time... )
No No they have kept me entertained!!! lol
And like you said we are disobeying the rules! lol
Oh well last question for me then
Why are we here?
DeL
because this place is the single most bestest place on the internet to meet people. to communicate and to chat with others!
whats one 5 letter word that drives old ladies crazy?
Harley
Money
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. Stayed 2 days and left on Friday. How did he do that?
CaylaBear
He rode in on a horse named Friday!!! I dont know?!
Who is your favourite sesame street character and WHY?
Harley
Fav sesame street character is Elmo. Check out the link
that depends on who im with and what else i have ingested. sometimes i get in trouble if i drink too much beer
why dont we have three day weekends?
Harley
Its cause the government wana bleed more tax dollars outa us so thay can have a luxry life style. Some people are lucky to get 2 day weekends.
Whats us fav alcohol beverage?
LadyK
Tequila!!! messy but guaranteed an adventure
Can i sue my boss if he makes me work through an illness and it gets worse??
AnGeL^EyEs
yes i would!!
how many stars is there in the universe?
Harley
112,445,116,999,555,555,2223,222 Give or take a few 100,000,000
What is your favourite dish to eat with red wine?
DeL
referring back to 2 day weekends... please explain this phenonomin??? i havnt had this as a reguler experience in over 4 years!!!
red wine.. would be a nice pasta.. maybe a bolognaise.. or a bbq!
what is ur favourite ralph wiggum quote
LadyK
my cats breath smells like cat food
why do you always have so much work to do when your sick?
DeL
because its nto actually more work. but the fact your not capable of your usual productivness, that ralph quotes my favourite aswell
does the fact im asking if.. \"the fact i have no question\" is in fact a question so therefore i do have a question.. but its a question about me not having a question...
LadyK
*bashes head on desk* maybe im too full of snot to care- but i think thats a question
how did a chicken beomce a chicken??
crIs P
its called evolution . refer to darwin. that smart guy who discovered it.
so why did a fish turn into a lizard and then into a chicken? huh?
DeLr
that i cannot answer chris.. but i woudl liek some one to answer my above question with a bit more meaning
refer to above post
NokturnLr
It's not asking a question, it's a statement, and by sayin that i'm stating that it was a statement not answering whether it was a question or not. If it had any similarity to a question the tones or exclimations used in the statement would reflect that of a question and end in a question mark, tbut it has none of those, so therefor is a statement rather than a question.
Now, what weighs more, a tonne of bricks or a tonne of feathers?
LadyKr
they weigh the same- but id much rather jump into a tonne of feathers
What turns a dog into a fox?
suzanner
when they are in a scientific genus explanation ........ any carnivarious mammal of the family Canidae,including wild dogs, jackals, coyotes, wolves, and FOXES. ...... and also when you replace the d with a f and the g with a x ........
What is Klauss's users name on anthems ..... met him at venus , cant remember his users name !
Harleyr
I couldnt tell you suzanne hopefully some one on here will help you out.
How do you throw a ball with all you might and have it land at your feet with out hitting any walls or hard objects?
Elf82r
throw it straight up in the air...
why do bad things come in threes???
roy13777r
because three is the magic number
But why is three the magic number??
LadyKr
Cos its one less then 4 and 4 is the perfect number
Can you pay a gay man in a straight jacket?
Harleyr
You could try it would be weird but.
Who has the strangest middle name?
NokturnLr
Some lucky bastard...
Why do they call it a "toilet"?
suzanner
cause people feel uncomfortable with calling it a water closet !
why do kamakazi pilots wear helmuts ?
Harleyr
To fool the enemy from think that thay arnt kamakazi.
What do people prefer? Red Bull or V?
LadyKr
Red Bull- it gives you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
do you like crispy mint m&ms?
roy13777r
never tried them!!!
Can i buy some one a drink???
Dalliedogr
yeah u can buy me a carton or sparkling ale, followed with a bucket, someone to hold hair back-preferrably dave cos he's good at it, i glass of water then some extra strong pain killers
Why do birds suddenly appear?
Elektro Kittenr
As an omn - we're all going to die! the raven flew from the left so OH NO!!!
Who made kitties so damn cute!?
Dalliedogr
the same guy that made dalmations have spots
Are u born to love cats or dogs already???
roy13777r
CAts and dogs!!!
whos gonna hurl first today??
Dalliedogr
QUOTE(roy13777 @ Mar 2 2006, 10:59 AM)
CAts and dogs!!! whos gonna hurl first today??
babe that didn't answer my question
grrrr bits roy on ankles
no hurling cos that doesn't happen till after midnight
Are we are sad for missing venus tonight
LadyKr
I am cos scotts got the day off now so we could go early who needs a tissue?
PeAkEr
Why are women so scary?
crIs Pr
i dunno? maybe its cause you choose ones that have hairy nipples.........
what happened to summer?
PeAkEr
It's still here... kinda...
Anyone for a group hug?
LadyKr
MEEEEEEEEEE! Not that that will surprise anyone Does anyone know how to make your nose feel less sore fromt he sniffles?
BOOSTINGr
I need a hug my boss is a tool springing a last min stocktake on me. As for a sore nose, try alovera or some moisturiser? what the hell do i know i'm a bloke
philbertr
sorry dude, you get no love from me re: the hug, but i do know how ya feel.
i just have to ask
can i kick it?
E-anr
My nose? most certainly not
Why do people wear socks and thongs?
dammit- that boy signed in on my comp *hugs* LadyK
philbertr
cos shit's the bomb
why is there brail on the buttons in elevators inside car parking lots?!?!
roy13777r
I dunno i can understand socks but not thongs!!!!
Why do old men insist on wearing thongs!!
philbertr
because they're comfortable as hell and they don't have to bend over to put them on
seriously though, why is there brail in car park elevators??
i've seen it a few times now and i'm gettin a little worried - though it does explain some of the things people do on the roads - can't guide dogs only run so fast?
crIs Pr
hey that is really forkin strange!! how many blind drivers are out there?
im worried too now!! maybe its for when their seeing counterparts are busy doing....something.
does anybody have a real answer to this question?
NokturnLr
Because the blind driver may be the passenger and need to get something out of the car!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? (but not to get to the other side, be more creative)
foonjir
to get to the other side.
how do i manage to be soo smooth and non sleazy?
roy13777r
gillette may be
How come Gillette is the best a man can get?
bekavichr
Cos the hot dude in the add said so ?
will today go quickly and should i drag my sick body to the highlander?
philbertr
yes, but you should go to the highlander anyway to unwind and relax as you officially start the weekend.
why do i always end up with 2 lighters in my pocket after going out?
Harleyr
Because your the lighter phantom! Thay are every where! Mate of mine never has a lighter and always end up leaving with at least two. Sneaky buggers thay are
Do you think i can drink a carton of coopers 2morow?
roy13777r
for sure!
Can i have one plz???
Harleyr
Sure mate!!!
Do you like Pale or Sparkling?
roy13777r
sparkling plz
i hope you have sparkling??
LadyKr
Nope- pales better
can someone do my work for me?
roy13777r
No need now!
I'm off to bed, do you wanta hug??
Harleyr
Na mate no need for a hug id prefer a beer
Any one going to the Adelaide Festivle opening tonight?
LadyKr
Nope- im snuggling up with my blankie & teddy and sleeping
Any other sickies wanna join me? open fire, hot milo, blankies & videos- best way to over come sickness
Harleyr
No thanks dont want to get sick but hope you get better soon!
Will the price of fuel ever drop under a $1.10 again?
LadyKr
Doubtful greedy bastards
Wanna buy a pushbike?
crIs Pr
no thanks already got three......
why do i have to stay at work even though i have no work to do?
Harleyr
Who knows cris
I also want to no the answer to cris question! Anybody?
Aeonr
so they can write off your time to the staffing department and they dont loose their budget
why the hell do we have 8 am lectures?
Nitrousr
The same reason they make us take process principles, to annoy us to no end. And we are now the bitches of the chem. eng department
philbertr
sorry, already have one
what did the israelie's say to the latest offer of pallestinian peace? tanks but no tanks....
why do they play such crappy music in elevators????
LadyKr
So you wont be tempted to go up & down in them all day and its relaxationy crap so it wont make you horny
What would happen if the had smoke machines, lights & dance music in elevators?
philbertr
there would be a population explosion!
what ever happened to MC Hammer??
LadyKr
His pants ate him
Why cant we touch that?
NokturnLr
Because u'll get hammered.
Can you bring it?
crIs Pr
i already did!
wheres the cheese!!??
LadyKr
on the trap
Why is there a donkey swinging from my light?
bekavichr
cos he likes the light..
will my three day head ache and bad mood ever leave?
crIs Pr
dunno about the bad mood but the headache might subside....
why is Gina Davis's head everywhere all of a sudden?
LadyKr
cos shes commander in chief
how does one convince a painful person to swing from power lines?
philbertr
cos it's on top of her 6 foot plus frame and it towers above everyone else
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
crIs Pr
a lot.
and to answer ladyK's question i dunno
how big is a big thing?
*smp*r
too big for you honey
how can I break my dogs O.C.B.N. (thats Obsessive Compulsive Ball Neurosis to you)
philbertr
ween him off of it, but don't make him go cold turkey, that shit never works! make sure you hide all balls, ty's included, and have some fun just rough housing a little. bring out a ball, play some more then put it away and end playing with some rough housing. after a while it will learn that it doesn't need a ball to have fun - that sounds backwards - and it's behaviour will/should eventually kerb...
who's going to win the wooden spoon in the AFL?
*smp*r
good advice Phil.....she's puffing now from some of that 'rough housing'
wooden spooners....Adelaide Crows
where can I get my hair straightened permanently
philbertr
<hands in the air as a sign of surrender> Pass
absent1r
when will i have my car fixed?
NokturnLr
When the car gets fixed, it'l be fixed!
Why is there a toothpic stuck in the ashtray outside?
firestarterr
it's a plumber's tool... they use them to unblock pipes!!
why do commodore drivers insist on crashing their cars at venus every week?? *rolls on floor thinking of last night's effort*
Dalliedogr
cos they are such common cars that they feel they have to do something to be different
Kinda like those of WRX drivers tee he he- don't they roll there cars cos they are trying to be different or is that something else.....i forget..... what was i saying
Why do the big decisions change ur life????
NokturnLr
because they can, and influence u n stuff... what he said.
Whay am i awake and asking questoins?
roy13777r
because your not asleep!and snoring! lol!
What is fate and do you believe in it?
Peppar
Fate is a load of crap that someone invented to make himself feel better about the decisions he cannot make... *Note I did say "HIM"*
Why do bills always come all at once?
Elektro Kittenr
Cause the world likes to make our life hard right before a big weekend...
who wants chocolate ice-cream??
roy13777r
please!
Do you want me to bring a bowel and spoon or will you provide youe own?
Elektro Kittenr
well, if you like bowel with your ice-cream i suggest you bring your own Lots of spoons here though
SHould we blame the schools or our post-druken states for bad spelling errors?
philbertr
a little from column A, a little from collumn B
will Fox ever stop making simpsons episodes???
~Em~r
Hopefully not!!
Where do you think Winter Enchanted will be held this year?
AnGeL^EyEsr
most likely indoors at a warehouse or something
how much longer is this heat wave going to last??
philbertr
hopefully a week or 2 longer.
what do you think is the funiest colour?
*smp*r
mauve
do you think this Summer's "Enchanted Forest" will ever be held in an actual FOREST
~Em~r
Nope. I'm tipping it's gonna be at Port Gawler forever now....
Why does grass/lawn make you itchy?
AnGeL^EyEsr
i dunno *shurgz*
why does chocolate taste 100 times better when your depressed and sad?
the_real_naked_chefr
mmm...lets see...this may have something to do with chocolate acting on the receptors that inhibit the release of dopamine ( feel-good cerebral cortex chemical ). Eating chocolate "opens the flood gates" so to speak....making the chocolate taste twice as nice..
Then again, a withdrawal symptom arising from "lack of weed" could also do this.
Anyway, what the hell are CLAPPERS!?? been hearing this a lot lately on forums especially in conjunction with ppl that used to frequent HEAVEN???
~Em~r
I believe the general term "clapper" is in reference to those people who's dancing is to clap along with the beat of the music, often stamping their feet as well. Um, the most common ones referred to are the big muscley guys of european decent that used to congregate at the top of the stairs at heaven. Thats my understanding anyway
Does anyone know how hot it actually is today?
the_real_naked_chefr
34 dgrees....hot.
On what nights would these clappers be in their element??
~Em~r
With the close of heaven, I'm not sure where they've all gone now. They would've been mostly seen Sat nights @ Heaven for Clubland.
How do I quench my thirst/keep my mouth moist when one of the side affects of my medication is a dry mouth? Its driving me nuts.
AnGeL^EyEsr
drink plenty of water, this will also keep you hydrated cuz of the heat. avoid soft drink or alcohol as this will make you more dehydrated.
how many popped corns are there in a microwave popcorn bag?
~Em~r
Wish you asked me that last night! Coz then I would've counted them...
If I have already drunk 3 litres of water today and it STILL isn't curing my dry mouth, are there any other alternatives? Would sucking on lollies or chewies or something help?
the_real_naked_chefr
427 popped ......92 chose not to participate as a result of poor dispersion of microwave radiation......11 even mutated or morphed into a hybrid "half popped" corn.
~Em~r
***Please continue the game by asking a question at the end of your post ***
the_real_naked_chefr
Chewies may help as they activate salivary gland emylase more commonly referred to as SPIT. Try fresh lemon infused water and grapes. (real lemon juice alone if you can handle it is the best) quickly followed by a sweet grape.
Did Heaven ever play host to Raves? and if so, how many ppl normally attend?
~Em~r
Wouldn't actually call any rave in a nightclub a 'rave', but more 'events'
Heaven was the home of Twice as Nice, which usually consisted of big name mainstream acts in the main room, and hard dance in the back warehouse. They usually had a marquee in the back carpark with a stage in it as well, along with stalls/food vans in the carpark.
I only ever went to 1 twice as nice, and that was October long weekend 2003, when Lab 4 played.
I have no idea what the capacity would've been, or how many attended. Don't actually remember all that much to tell you the truth!!
My Question: the_real_naked_chef: are you new to Adelaide? Why so many questions about heaven? You never went there when it was open?
the_real_naked_chefr
I was of the understanding that Twice as Nice was UK r'n'b/urban super-club that promoted the Twice as Nice format. Can there be an r'n'b rave? or urban? I thought that these music styles were anathema to the rave scene.
Yes to all the abovementioned questions?
Has the term "rave", been hijacked by other promoters to advertise their respective "events" ?
~Em~r
QUOTE(the_real_naked_chef @ Mar 4 2006, 03:49 PM)
I was of the understanding that Twice as Nice was UK r'n'b/urban super-club that promoted the Twice as Nice format. Can there be an r'n'b rave? or urban? I thought that these music styles were anathema to the rave scene.
Yes to all the abovementioned questions?
Has the term "rave", been hijacked by other promoters to advertise their respective "events" ?
Yeah there was always an RnB room at Twice as Nice. As for the history behind it I have no idea.
Um, the term "rave" been hijacked? in what way? as rave is a rave. I guess at the end of the day, any event held anywhere playing electronic dance music could be classed as a rave, but I consider those to be in clubs as events. I consider a rave to be something that is put on in a venue that is not a nightclub... Don't be taking any of this rave/event title stuff as gospel mate, these are just my opinions! Just one persons view!
the_real_naked_chefr
QUOTE(kandii @ Mar 4 2006, 02:41 PM)
***Please continue the game by asking a question at the end of your post ***
Thanks for the info Kandii.......
~Em~r
oops my bad!!!! Thanks
While we are talking about heaven... does anyone know if it is reopening, and if so when?
philbertr
No eye dear
does anyone else find those people who whistle really loudly in clubs annoying???
absent1r
affirmative. especially when im standing in just the wrong spot to get it RIGHT into my ear.
Why does every anthems thread get hijacked?
~Em~r
edit: too slow! um... anthems threads hijacked? you mean people going off topic? Dunno....
Is anyone actually enjoying this weather?
absent1
I wasnt... i was outside in the sun all day working on my car... BUT its coming along nicely
How was your day?
*smp*
fine thanks....wish it would cool down though....
Where is my "young man with palm leaves to fan me" when I need him?
~Em~
I'll send him over now
Why can't I get rid of this stoopid headache?
HEFTY
QUOTE(smp971 @ Mar 4 2006, 12:09 PM)
mauve
do you think this Summer's "Enchanted Forest" will ever be held in an actual FOREST
Oh my god I would so love for it to back in the forrest!!!
have been saying for the past 4 years that it needs to go back into the forrest.
But can't see that ever happening, now that it is so big insurance cost's would be a killer!
I know Hex and crew started to put on smaller 'underground' rave's last year. What happened to them? As far as I knew thay where heading for a 'forrest' type rave at some stage?
QUOTE(kandii @ Mar 4 2006, 04:38 PM)
I'll send him over now
Why can't I get rid of this stoopid headache?
hey kandii, you may have a bug that is going around. I know a few people who have been complaining of a headache that just won't go away!
~Em~
QUOTE(HEFTY @ Mar 4 2006, 05:42 PM)
I know Hex and crew started to put on smaller 'underground' rave's last year. What happened to them? As far as I knew thay where heading for a 'forrest' type rave at some stage?
Generation? It never happened...
From my understanding, Hex is not putting his efforts into promoting for now, he's concentrating on other things
Question:
Are any of you anthemites mechanics? I need someone to have a look over my car and tell me what is wrong with it. Would rather buy an anthemite a carton of beer for his/her trouble rather than pay a complete stranger a ridiculous amount of money to tell me that I need to spend even more money....
joker4
kandii, i can have a look at ur car and tell u what u need if u want
~Em~
SICK!!! Thank You Joker4!!!! You rock
Question: What kind of beer do you drink?
joker4
lol dont drink beer, just a bottle of something will do,
my email is [email removed], so we can work out a time,
i can also have a look at it 2morrow some time
absent1
where are all the questions dissapearing to?
NokturnL
to people who don't know the rules.
Why is human nature, evil, and greedy? (most ppl, not all)
the_real_naked_chef
Human nature is evil and greedy because of envy and ignorance and anyone showing these traits should be made to watch how sinful envy and greed eat it, in the movie "7".
Ignorance too should be made to watch how "sloth" eats it.
What the hell is an emo?
roy13777
I don't know
Does anyone know the answer to the_naked_chef's question??
Because she prefers you awake then asleep even tho you do speak in your sleep and she does talk to you then. But your more fun awake!
What do your prefer Jacks or Bundy?
philbert
if this is a life or death question then i choose jacks, under any other condition neither.
why can't we find a cure for the common cold GOD DAMN IT?!?!?!
>cough< >cough< my head is about to explode!
mich
because the stupid common cold virus keeps mutating to survive.... so it's not just the common cold anymore it's something way different to the strain they were originally seeking a cure for
why is it only tuesday???
pink_n_fluffy
becuase it has not yet come to wednesday
why is it so damn cold today?
Harley
Because the weather choose to cooler then yesterday
Any one willing to buy me a keg to drink?
This post has been edited by Harley: Mar 7 2006, 12:34 PM
Maori Messiah
QUOTE(NokturnL @ Mar 6 2006, 11:55 PM)
to people who don't know the rules.
Why is human nature, evil, and greedy? (most ppl, not all)
your not, i'm not? jess is lol all seriousness your on the money with alot of people lol people suck i love you keesha
QUOTE(pink_n_fluffy @ Mar 7 2006, 12:32 PM)
becuase it has not yet come to wednesday
why is it so damn cold today?
CAUSE YOU BLOODY LIVE IN BARKER i love you keesha
pink_n_fluffy
But im not IN barker right now am I?? NOOOO and its still cold!!
Maori Messiah
maybe you shouldn't have broken your coller bone
pink_n_fluffy
What does that have to do with being cold?
Jutsin
QUOTE(pink_n_fluffy @ Mar 7 2006, 12:47 PM)
What does that have to do with being cold?
The cold bone's connected to the Clavicle?
Maori Messiah
the clavicle's connected to my, wrist watch
pink_n_fluffy
LMAO!!
Maori Messiah
i have a peanut i have a peanut i have a peanus ><
pink_n_fluffy
hahaha sings "i found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now..."
philbert
I'm sorry, that's you unbilicle cord, it gets removed when you leave your mother...
how come Maori_Messiah insists on not following what a thread was designed for and instead gets in peoples way????
pink_n_fluffy
because he's from newzealnd
what is a better colour combination.. black, yellow, orange OR black, orange, red ???
foonji
becasue, well there is no good reason why he can't... no matter wat he can't follow the topic.
why do i have to shave?
mich
you don't foonji.. look at toby big and hairy is so in this week.
is drinking a 1.25 litre bottle of iced tea and a 1 litre bottle of red cordial in one day a bit excessive in terms of fluid intake?
pink_n_fluffy
i hope not coz i have already drunk 3 litres of water today becuase of my cursed drink bottle!!
who cursed my drink bottle?
Maori Messiah
QUOTE(pink_n_fluffy @ Mar 7 2006, 01:02 PM)
hahaha sings "i found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now..."
love you mwah
QUOTE(pink_n_fluffy @ Mar 7 2006, 01:12 PM)
because he's from newzealnd
what is a better colour combination.. black, yellow, orange OR black, orange, red ???
black orange and red, yellow too bright unless you did black yellow and red, which i think looks good also orange isn't a very strong colour so i'd prefur to mix with black and white
QUOTE(foonji @ Mar 7 2006, 01:16 PM)
becasue, well there is no good reason why he can't... no matter wat he can't follow the topic.
i like hannah's better but meh
Why does foonji hate me :'(
crIs P
because you keep stealing his clothes
whats up with that?
mich
nothing, I asked that and he said he's fine.
why are people so unkind?
Maori Messiah
QUOTE(crIs P @ Mar 7 2006, 01:30 PM)
because you keep stealing his clothes
whats up with that?
CRIS P'S A GOD!!!!!!!!! AHAAHAHAHHAA
people arn't unkind,
why does mich provoke uncontrolled ear damage towards herself so often
i cursed your drink bottle
mich
what the f*ck are u on about MM??... forget it, your response wont make any sense what so ever. PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER... enough drivel!
Cris P are u a god?
crIs P
yes i am a god!!
god of the dog...
why am i a god?
Elektro Kitten
Cause you're with me and I'm the goddess and i couldnt exactly go 'hi - i'm the goddess... and there's 'that guy'....
Who wants to worship me???
crIs P
not me
and thats not a good enough answer
anyone? ........Bueller?
philbert
i'll worship ya, i've got an opening in my schedule this arvo.
is that good for you?
crIs P
yep sounds great
how was GT?
philbert
fuggin awesome, he's got a damn fine collection of dance styled musics and he know's how to use them
when will i get over this most evil of colds???
LadyK
As soon as i do 5th doc trip since anthems appening in about 45 mins
How can i stop my teeth from throbbing?
NokturnL
clentch your jaw.
Why is are your teeth throbbing?
LadyK
sinus's are blocked- cant clentch them- it sends stabbing pains through them off to the doc now- maybe shell fix it if not im getting icecream
why do monkeys love sticking their fingers up their bums?
Maori Messiah
smell good I will worship cris p who else will?
NokturnL
I wont, I'm gonna point and call you a Heathan!!!
What is a heathan? (or however u spell it)
Ravvy
someone who worships the devil?
no idea... all i know is, im definately not that..
ravingham
u'll find it hard to get me to worship anything.....well anything in a religious way.
heres my thoughts on religion BURN THEM ALL! *turns on hardcore*
NokturnL
no question to answer.
Why can't ppl ask questions on the question thred like they're supposed to?
absent1
because they dont understand how to do 2 things in 1 post
they get stuck on the first thing.. run out of brain power, then we are left in this prediciment. also people just click onto a thread and chat away, not even really looking at what the thread is about!!
where do i get cheap printer cartridges (however its spelt)?
ravingham
ok answer me this....were is masters of hardcore held?.....is it holland?
NokturnL
Once again, no answer to the previous question!! PPL READ THE RULES!!!!
Answer to previous question, your best bet is online, OR i suggest buy computer market magazine, they have a lot of really good shops in there with wholesale prices, but most of it is mail order, so if your lookin for somethin local, sorry, can't help..
Answer to Ravingham's question, Isn't Masters of hardcore like a band/livePAthing... MOC, correct me if i'm wrong...
Why is hardcore so good?
crIs P
cause you dont have to think about it.......
why isnt there a techno club in Adelaide?
*edit*
aaah!! noboday can answer that one hey??
me either. we need one. techno rocks
LadyK
I think the answer is that there should be but noone been brave enough to start one
How do you think the first glow stick was invented? and why werent ppl scared of the fact some freaky liquid was glowing?
PeAkE
^^^ Already answered
Why do some people make assumptions or generalise others instead of taking the initiative to attempt to get to know them?
crIs P
because they are shallow and insecure...
how was the glow sick question answered?
Harley
Cant remeber the glow stick question so i can not answer.
How many apples does it take to make one large " WARM APPLE PIE"??
crIs P
i guess that depends on the size of your pie tin. a little tin would hold a few apples. a big tin would hold a lot.......
what were you thinking of doing with that pie huh? american pie style perhaps?
PeAkE
Pies are good for eating, so are burgers for that matter!
In regards to the glow stick question. My apologies Lady K your 2 quick for me
Glowstix where first invented when someone dropped their keys in there car out the front of a rave and pulled out a glow stick and started waving it around looking for there lost keys. Some "special" people saw and since this day people have been using glow sticks to find all sorts of things in there cars.
Can someone ask a question for me?
Harley
QUOTE(crIs P @ Mar 8 2006, 12:18 PM)
i guess that depends on the size of your pie tin. a little tin would hold a few apples. a big tin would hold a lot.......
what were you thinking of doing with that pie huh? american pie style perhaps?
Huhahahahah NO! well now you have put in that in my head
Have you done it "american pie style? cris?
philbert
42 - it is the answer to everything
to help answer to the glow stick thing check these links. as a guess i'll say it was the synthetic reproduction of the stuff that makes a glow worms arse illuminate - without the need for matches Wiki Glow-Sticks glow-sticks dot org
why?
BAH! 3 posts too slow with my reply! meh.
do you actually want to know if cris has "been intimate" with a pie?!?!
NokturnL
I certainly do not!!!
And i think the answer tho the how many apples does it take to make a warm apple pie question is one, otherwise it would be warm apples pie.
Why do i have to look at all things so literaly?
Little Bear
because it is the first why of looking at everything in the literal sence.. then you twist it
why is it that everything always happens at once??
crIs P
QUOTE(Harley @ Mar 8 2006, 12:26 PM)
Huhahahahah NO! well now you have put in that in my head
Have you done it "american pie style? cris?
ive had my fair share of pies in my time, but i kept hitting the foil tray at the bottom dammit!!
QUOTE(philbert @ Mar 8 2006, 12:32 PM)
do you actually want to know if cris has "been intimate" with a pie?!?!
yes!!
and to answer life_aura....so you can get all the crap over with and relax after
who wants pie!!??
-Bek-
i want pie!!
who wants to cook me one?
Jutsin
I'll make you a KNUCKLE SANDWICH.
Elektro Kitten
don't want one
How come Jutsin didn't write a QUESTION!!!!
crIs P
because he wasnt following the rules grr.....
rules what rules?
how come your question ended with an exclamation point?
NokturnL
she wanted to make a point while asking a quesion and got a bit too carried away...
Why do you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all around?
philbert
something to do with the Hokey-Pokey...
can someone buy me an airplane ticket for my birthday to deutschland so i can go to sensation white?? it looks farkin' awesome!
Maori Messiah
no did any1 else find ravingham funny hehe?
NokturnL
Nope
And sorry philbert, i'll dance extra hard there for ya if u don't make it!!
Why can't i time warp to when i'm in germany and enjoyin sensation white?
crIs P
time warp to where?
where is he time warping to?
Harley
Back to future 2
Do you like pies, pastys etc with out sauce?
Maori Messiah
yes i love peppa chicken pies by themselves Who like HAAAAAAARRDCORRRRRRRE?!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!?
Harley
I love HAAAAAAARRDCORRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!
Do you love HAAAAAAARRDCORRRRRRRE?!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!?
roy13777
I love hard core!!!
But do you like having it large???
philbert
.... my it is large... and yeah, i like it, no complaints so far
why is 666 the devils number????????????????
crIs P
maybe becasue it sounds like sex? if you have sex, sex, sex on the brain you must be the devil....
why is it that when youre doing something personal on the pc at work that people decide to come in and look at your screen? is it that forkin intersting, whats on my screen? or are they just really bored with their lives?
courtz_bvcru87
their really bored with their lives, I get it too *sigh*
How much does it cost to get that electric mule?
LadyK
You can have it for the souls of 3 small children
How is it i can be to lazy to cook two minute noodles? whats up with that?
Maori Messiah
easy try saving time by using the microwave i did >< Why is it that hiphop works so well mixed with hardcore, yet d'n'b which is clearly alot more similar sucks with hiphop?
NokturnL
Cos some hiphop is GREAT, and some Hardcore is GREAT, but the only DnB thats great is Pendulum... So there aint a lot of room to play with...
Why do they class Rythm and Blues as hip hop, when clearly it's not?
philbert
because R'n'B isn't rythm or blues, R'n'B stands for Rappin' Bullshit!!
why do so many people mistake Hip-Hop for gansta rap or generic garbage they hear on TV?!??!?!??!?!??!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the_real_naked_chef
QUOTE(NokturnL @ Mar 9 2006, 04:27 PM)
Cos some hiphop is GREAT, and some Hardcore is GREAT, but the only DnB thats great is Pendulum... So there aint a lot of room to play with...
Why do they class Rythm and Blues as hip hop, when clearly it's not?
maybe because many acts in the 80's & early 90's tried fusing these styles together, with limited and yet timely success....or these acts crossed their respective styles to suit.
Is it true that the entertainment arm that was once HEAVEN is performing at St Pauls?
NokturnL
Yes, Timewarp is at st pauls, but it's just not the same... :'(
Why did the bikies have to be shut down and have heaven close down on us?
philbert
because of reasons that can't be posted on these forums for fear of ones own safety.
what does the real naked chef do that he is so knowledgable in so many diverse areas of both life and general shite?
Doona
Hey a lil R'n'B is ok everynow and then. Its just rappers and sh@t i cant stand..like Eminem. Apparently heaven is opening up in two months. Its word of mouth been going around lately. Timewarp at st pauls is just rnb all night thats just a bit too extreme!!!
the_real_naked_chef
QUOTE(NokturnL @ Mar 9 2006, 05:25 PM)
Yes, Timewarp is at st pauls, but it's just not the same... :'(
Why did the bikies have to be shut down and have heaven close down on us?
It wasn't that bikies were shut down as such but they were one of a number of catalysts for disaster. This is public knowledge.
Poor management practices in not paying copyright royalties ( $150,000), failure in not paying council rates ( $96,000 ) and numerous infringements against the Liquor act and several well documented public safety issues.
What the hell was CLUBLAND all about?
QUOTE(philbert @ Mar 9 2006, 05:33 PM)
because of reasons that can't be posted on these forums for fear of ones own safety. what does the real naked chef do that he is so knowledgable in so many diverse areas of both life and general shite?
the real naked chef is Minister of Information and General Shite in the greater adelaide area.
WHERE THE HELL IS CHEMISTRY GODDAM IT!?
Maori Messiah
Gone for ever lol
RnB is rythem and blues blues artists like aretha franklin not bloody usher and shit, usher is a for of dodgey hiphop? gangster rap i have no time for pisses me of i wanna beat eminem with a tuna and dre. loves the Maori cock i asked him >< as for real hiphop REAL hiphop artists like grand master flash, run dmc, KRS-1NE big names yeh i love hiphop do you love hiphop?
*smp*
QUOTE(NokturnL @ Mar 9 2006, 04:27 PM)
Cos some hiphop is GREAT, and some Hardcore is GREAT, but the only DnB thats great is Pendulum... So there aint a lot of room to play with...
NokturnL....have I told you today that I love you....Pendulum is the only decent D&B imo too
QUOTE(Maori_Messiah @ Mar 10 2006, 03:33 AM)
Gone for ever lol
RnB is rythem and blues blues artists like aretha franklin not bloody usher and shit, usher is a for of dodgey hiphop? gangster rap i have no time for pisses me of i wanna beat eminem with a tuna and dre. loves the Maori cock i asked him >< as for real hiphop REAL hiphop artists like grand master flash, run dmc, KRS-1NE big names yeh i love hiphop do you love hiphop?
you know I love hip hop....super smooth beats mixed with intelligent rap can never be bad.... Nas, Eric B & Rakim, Company Flow, Jurassic 5, Cash Money (DJ), Kool Keith, Boogie Down Productions etc etc....
I don't feel like going to work today....where are my millionaire parents with my mega inheritance hiding?
roy13777
Under a stone far far away hun!!! lol
why is it that women are so difficult to understand??
*smp*
coz we are the more intelligent faction of the human species
how good is Proteus gonna be tonight
mich
Proteus is going to be f*cking excellent.. that's how good
why isn't there any water in our office???
courtz_bvcru87
Because your work wants you to suffer before the long weekend!
Why don't I ever feel like drinking anymore? It worries me
mich
but i don't get a long weekend!!!!
you don't feel like drinking anymore because you're not spending enough time with me missy!
why isn't courtz spending enough time with me and therefore drinking more???
Harley
It doesnt worry me as that means there more for me!!!
Roughly how many grapes in a standard bottle of wine?
This post has been edited by Harley: Mar 10 2006, 09:20 AM
Peppa
although the amount varies significantly depending on the grape variety and the nature of the wine, a typical bottle contains roughly 600 to 800 grapes per bottle, which may be about eight bunches of grapes per bottle or about five bottles from a healthy grapevine. (Dessert wines, using shriveled grapes for their concentrated juice, will have even more)
Why does the university site have to be so annoying?!
the_real_naked_chef
Because it is written in all university constitutions :
"that all university sites be of an, annoying nature" under paragraph 420 sub-section 65 of the annoying sites act.
Can anyone shed light on any rumour, innuendo, hearsay, and /or any other body of evidence that suggests a re-opening of HEAVEN?
roy13777
Enough to fill the bottle!!!
why do women go to the toilets in twos???
LadyK
So you have someone to chat too if theres a line- also for gossiping about the ppl your with
Why am i suddenly obsessed with squid??
the_real_naked_chef
because squid is of the octopus family and this literally means 8 genitalia of the female kind.
Why am I suddenly obsessed with octopus?
LadyK
EIGHT!!!! thats cool. Coz they have crazy genitalia
Why does my boss insist on making me do everyone elses jobs too??? its caled hiring competent staff- try it some time
philbert
cos you're boss is a certifiable top grade A HOLE!! i know your pain <offers hug>.
btw, one of my mates has the nickname squid, would you like me to introduce you to him???? :nudge: :nudge:
LadyK
*Hugs you tight* *looks at engagement ring* hmmmm, squid you say?? here squidy squidy squidy
Does anyone knoiw where you can get uv gel for your hair?
overdose
Kylie has some UV spray... used it once at Venus when I did my hair blue with fudge... looked good apparently .
LadyK
and the question is.....?
Why is Rob always one for breaking the rules??
overdose
You didn't let me finish Sarah you rudely interrupted me hehe. Would you like me to ask her where she got it from?
LadyK
I would love you too might stop scott from trying to put glow stick through his hair- thatll make his hair fall out & i cant be seen with some batchy haired scary guy
Whats you favourite animal?
Harley
My two dogs
how many seconds in 42 mins?? as thats how long i have left of my day!
overdose
Mine is probably a lion, mean and good looking (just like me ) haha. But I'd love to be a bird, just fly anywhere.
Why is it so much effort to go to the doctors, which is a 2 min walk away, and yet I still have a major urge to drive there?
LadyK
2520 seconds left Harley- well les then that now Your sick, so your lazy- i understand that.
Why cant my teeth just stop hurting? i dont wanna see the damn evil dentist
Maori Messiah
QUOTE(smp971 @ Mar 10 2006, 07:33 AM)
coz we are the more intelligent faction of the human species
no
and, STUFF THE DENTIST if you do go make sure he hooks ya up to gas mask hehe
why am i so god damn good?
NokturnL
your not, it's a misconception. Your Great!!
Why am i such a smartass!?!
LadyK
Coz your hankering for a spankering
Where the bloody hell are the bride & groom? i wanna go home already
philbert
probably starting their honeymoon early
to be or not to be??
the_real_naked_chef
that is the question!
Whada ya call 1000 lawyers skewered on burning, white hot poles?
philbert
heaven, simple and plain
is this a question?
overdose
dunno, is it?
the_real_naked_chef
QUOTE(philbert @ Mar 10 2006, 07:39 PM)
heaven, simple and plain is this a question?
I would've said a good start, but
yes it is.
is it yes?
NokturnL
No it's not. But it is at the same time, it's a statement question!
Why can't ppl express love (non sexual/physical) to others without other people coming to conclusions?
philbert
because the world we live in encourages people to go on face value and not on what a person is really like, hence the massive number of relationships that never work out - "S/he looks so hot, i'm in love.....", too bad if s/he's a stoopid, arrogant, self centered, hollow, vain and lacks the intellect to hold a conversation.....
why am i so cinicle???
jase31
experience?
the_real_naked_chef
QUOTE(jase31 @ Mar 11 2006, 11:32 AM)
experience?
Direct personal accumulated knowledge......
Why can't the industry of law apply ethical business practices towards conflicts of interest?
Fulcrum
www.google.com
how can McGyver make contraptions out of 2 burnt matchsticks, a playing card and his trusty swiss army knife?
NokturnL
Make his little fella sterile cutting the card into little strips lighting them up old skool style rubbing one matchstick on the other, and singeing the tip of his lil fella shut and sealed...
Is that not ridiculous?
Harley
Nope its far from it.........
Whats the weather going to be on Saturday?
philbert
TREND for Sunday, Monday and Tuesday : Fine and mostly sunny. Maximum temperatures in the mid to high 20s.
why?
the_real_naked_chef
Because Saturday is the 18th of March...
Is it me or does everyone luv psytrance ?
Maori Messiah
NOT A HOPE IN HELL HARDCORE TILL YOU DIE?
roy13777
definatly!!!
Are you???
*smp*
no, I'm softcore to the bone.....
when will my sickie head stop hurting?
philbert
Oh no, not you too?!
give it 4 days, dose up and stay warm, even if your sweating, stay rugged up.
why am i such a post whore?
roy13777
I don't know!
Because you love it???
*smp*
whore in real life, whore on the forums....seems a natural progression to me
why don't houses have a flush mechanism to clean them? That would be way cool
roy13777
that would be so cool!
why do i have to go back to work tomorrow??
philbert
something to do with water cinservation, damn hippies!!!!
why don't people take me seriously?? is it the blue hair, big red nose and giant shoes???
QUOTE(roy13777 @ Mar 15 2006, 08:51 AM)
that would be so cool!
why do i have to go back to work tomorrow??
CONSPIRACY!!!
why don't people take me seriously?? is it the blue hair, big red nose and giant shoes???
Harley
Its all the above
One of my favourites seafood is Char grilled Octopus. Whats yours?
Aeon
Prawns Wraped in proscuto!
is iodine a solid at room temperature (sorry, doing a chem asignment)
crIs P
Elemental iodine is a solid material at room temperature which melts at 113.5
where is my brain?
mich
in your sock drawer
what is the weather meant to be tomorrow?
AnGeL^EyEs
24 degrees (clearing shower)
Who will win this weekends State Election?
crIs P
me......
whats up with that?
Harley
It has to do with the moon and the sun and the stars. When thay are all in line at 43.1 degree angle then we all will understand.
Whats a good dvd to hire?
philbert
40 Year Old Virgin
when are fox going to make a full length cartoon McBain or Itchy & Scratchy movie?!?!
LadyK
Soon my pet
Why do ppl think its their mission in life to upset me? why cant they just be nice?
Harley
It aint my mission to upset any one. Just beleive in Karma Lady K
Who likes banana splits?
philbert
WOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!!!
infact, i'm going to make one now, there's one banana left :D:D
LadyK, it's true, the best revenge is living well. forget all of those loosers who are getting you down, they're just trying to make themselves feel big cos they're a bunch of lame FUCK HEADS!!! - sorry for the profanity but it has to be said!
stay focused on what YOU want to do and what YOU'RE good at and things will start to get better. we plant seeds of karma so that they will grow and blossom in the future, the more seeds we plant the more diverse and glorious our garden becomes. chin up kid, we're behind you 100%
when is there going to be a law that prohibits FUCK HEADS from breeding????
Little Bear
when the world spins backworks and we start speaking in english...
are you going to answer the next question??
philbert
damn you for asking such a question but as long as i don't aswer yes, no or maybe i'll be ok. i just have to figure out a way to not answer your question but i'm doomed from the start, damn me for being a post whore!!!!
are you happy now???
the_real_naked_chef
Yes coz....I might get a job at the Department of Immigration & Multi-Cultural Affairs
and no.....because if I do get the gig, I may miss out on owning my own pub.....
Who's for popcorn?
Harley
Only if its butter popcorn!
why do my bills have to all come in at once?
LadyK
Conspiracy!! *looks at her own bills* All I have to say to your responces to my question- i must have been a HORRIBLE child !! but now jerkypoo you can suffer in your jocks coz i have a fantastic fiance and your all alone and bound to stay that way BAHAHAHAHA- ok mean timeover
Is there anything you can do to stop fizzy drink going flat?
mich
allegedly if you put a silver spoon in the top of a sparkling wine or champagne bottle it makes the bubbles last longer so this theory should be the same for soft drink... give it a try hun, who knows.
why does today feel like a wednesday?
LadyK
If i didnt know venus was tonight- id think were were still at wednesday probably coz of the public holiday????
Who wants to come do my job so i can go home and sleep?
Gabtron
Lol, not me thanks, I start work at 5pm, I'd rather not work all day!
What's the best Paul Van Dyke song? (to try to convince my non-dance music listening friends to buy a ticket...
G.
AnGeL^EyEs
hmmm very hard decision, i say give them the whole album!!! they will be hooked
how many people will be through the doors tonight @ venus tonight??
DarkNRG
A lot, including me
Who likes Stuff, i like stuff, stuff is good. Who else likes stuff. If so what sort of stuff?
philbert
yeah, stuff's cool, i like stuff.
do you like stuff???
crIs P
yeah i like stuff, but things are better....
i think we had this convo in the couting thread also......
but what about bits of stuff, and bits of things?
philbert
stuff and things..... People, this man here is a frickin revolutionary!!!!
pure genius! how did i not see it?!?!
Nitrous
you werent looking
Is it possible to use Excel to integrate? As that would save me sooo much time right now...
crIs P
if i knew what you wanted to use excel to integrate with i might be able to help you. but i dont know much about excel so i probably cant help you either way. maybe i should just keep my answers to myself, because i seem to be going nowhere with this one.
integrate what?
=MS=
QUOTE(smp971 @ Mar 15 2006, 07:47 AM)
Why don't houses have a flush mechanism to clean them? That would be way cool
So freakin' true - why don't they -??? Yep SMP that would indeedy be way cool ....
Elektro Kitten
Yes it is a good idea...
why didnt =MS= answer crIs P's question then ask a new one?
=MS=
=MS= wonders why you can't integrate 'house cleaning with a flush' - there you go
philbert
why are there no question marks???
This post has been edited by philbert: Mar 17 2006, 02:33 AM
AnGeL^EyEs
Because people are forgetting they have to ask a question after they answer the above' persons question....
What is the population of adelaide??
*smp*
1.08 million according to my mate Google
why aren't any of my clothes appropriate to wear to work when they declare it a casual day? decisions, decisions......someone help me
DeL
because when u look as hot as u do u cant dress casual SMP
why is it i feel so buggered even tho i went to bed early.
*smp*
QUOTE(DelusionL @ Mar 17 2006, 07:11 AM)
because when u look as hot as u do u cant dress casual SMP
have I told you today I love you
you are tired coz the thought of another day at slave camp tires you out (I know, I'm suffering too)
will it be hot on Sunday? Hot enough to swim in a pool????
tini
QUOTE(smp971 @ Mar 17 2006, 06:17 AM)
coz the thought of another day at slave camp tires you out (I know, I'm suffering too)
will it be hot on Sunday? Hot enough to swim in a pool????
no ...
but will there be enough room in a spa?
This post has been edited by tini: Mar 17 2006, 07:19 AM
philbert
if you though a snickers bar in to it there will...
what time are people rocking up on sunday?
absent1
(pollywaffles work better phil)
Midday onwards!!!!
why does paint take so long to dry?
NokturnL
Because the chemicals inside them need to react (dry out ) with air, and the air takes time to penetrate deep enough to have it set... (can be touch dry after an hour or so, but the paint won't be fully set till a few days later or a week or so)
What is it about beer that makes it so much better than all other alcohol?!?
(Oh and nitrus, it is possible to integrate with excel, only u need a macros package with it, look it up on the web for a math addon)
Gabtron
Are we in topsy turvy world today? Beer isn't better!!! I'm a bourbon drinker if anything. But I suppose beer is 'better' because it's cheaper!
Is anyone else going to the Fresh FM thing @ Tonic tonight?
G.
Harley
Nope not me and how can you say that bourbon is better? Beer rocks!
Any one going to the skin and steel expo tommorow??
NokturnL
Nope not me and How can you love beer so much and not tell me! I love beer!!!!
Anyone going out for St Patties Day tonight?!?
(BIG street party at Breaknock, on king william!!! LOTS OF BEER!!!!)
LadyK
Too buggered from last night to do anything but get disgustingly drunk in my pjs at home
If you could keep any animals in the world as a pet what would you have?
NokturnL
A Hippopotimus! And i'd have it to keep guard of my house! (the most dangerous animal in the world, kills the most people!!)
is drinking green beer bad? why does it go down green and come up red? :S
DeL
no drinking green beeer is not bad. as is drinking red beer, but i do belive it all comes up the same colour and exits the same colour
why did i choose to drink brazilian beer instead of irsh beer yesterday?
Harley
Doesnt matter Del as long as you downing beer in excesive amounts its all good! Brazillian, irish, australian who cares as long as you get it into ya!
I cant wait till my day is over so i can start drinking beer. What beer should i but and crack open 1st?
*smp*
definitely a South Australian beer....Coopers Sparkling Ale perhaps...
How many will you have Harley....once you have cracked the first will you be able to stop?
LadyK
17- im guessing
How many loads of washing do you suppose are on my floor? havent done washing in months
*smp*
47....
do you have enough clothes pegs or them all
LadyK
Nope- but i have two weeks off in which to clen my room- might have to go in stages
Why is Chester chasing his ear? I thought dogs were spose to chase their tails?
Ravvy
he thinks its his tail...
boom boom...
Question: whats brown and sticky?
...really think about this one...
Nitrous
Chocolate...
Why did my sound card break? (well, more particularly set on fire...)?
This post has been edited by Nitrous: Mar 18 2006, 06:50 PM
Ravvy
does the fact that there was a flame near it mean anything?
on a serious note...perhaps it just gave up and died...
TCB
i find that quite unbelievable as i pushed my sound card and my system at home very hard. wasnt a fancy one or anything either.
i think external circumstances may be at play here!!!
NokturnL
Where is the Question?
LadyK
There wasnt one
Who wants to drive to Strath to give me a hug? or crack my back for me? i hurt
NokturnL
I would love to!!! If i had the possibility!!!
I want your hugs sarah!!!
Will you give me a hug tomorrow at daves?!?
pink_n_fluffy
my name is not sarah
am I allowed to answer that question?
Maori Messiah
Yes
Why is the HARDCORE crew home on a saturday night
NokturnL
Because I'm not goin out anymore... Till i come back from GERMANY!!!
Has a miracle just happened? Danna home on a sat night?!?
Maori Messiah
Yes a miracle, stupid people wanted to go to town but i couldn't be stuffed cause dodgey at earth and dodgey everywhere else so i'm playing video games
Is it dodgey if you have owed sum1 money for 4 months and then you decide to move interstate and not pay them?
pink_n_fluffy
yep clearly
why julia steal all hannahs cds and now having to waste time burning more?
Maori Messiah
dodgey!!!!!
do you love lollies?
pink_n_fluffy
oh yeah!
drunk?
NokturnL
I think so!
Danna?
Maori Messiah
nah A little bit tired a LITTLE bit wired should people who are dodgey "give" all their stuff to me and hannah?
roy13777
only if they are real dodgey!!!
Can i get a hug from someone?
AnGeL^EyEs
*cuddles roy*
Has anyone got a homemade remedy to fight flu's off quickly??
roy13777
whiskey and lemon! warmed up!!! Failing that try a bottle of vodka and orange juice!!
Does that help??
overdose
Dunno.. haven't tried. Kate always helps me out by using Green Tea.
Ever tried that?
Peppa
I always do!
What's does the German name Berlina mean?
This post has been edited by Peppa: Mar 19 2006, 09:22 PM
foonji
yellow custard.
how will i survive without seeing my frie ds for a few weeks?
roy13777
it'll be hard but you'll find it rewarding in the end!!
Is this the wat to Amirrillo???
*smp*
I'm gonna assume you mean way....and in that case NO, its to the left of centre a bit more
Why do I hate Mondays so
Fulcrum
Because your normal
Can I have today off please?
roy13777
If it was up to me yes but i don't think the boss will like it!!
what is brown and sticky???
Harley
Caramel
Why am i sooooooooooooooooo tired?
BOOSTING
Cos you didn't get enough sleep!
Why does the rain in spain mainly fall on the plain why are the hills so deficient in fainfall?
roy13777
it's a geography thing!!
so what is the average rainfall in spain??
NokturnL
Whatever the beuro of statistics says it is.
Who sells sea shells by the sea shore?
BOOSTING
"she" sells sea shells by the sea shore, who ever she is?
Whats the best way of getting rid of a hang over?
scattered
drinking more!!
who determined that the sky is blue??
Harley
It is actually orange looking through my special glasses afther about 12 bottles of beer, so who ever sez its blue is wrong and you can correct them from now on.
Who is going to build me a time machine?
NokturnL
I will when my future self comes back in time to tell me how to do it.
Why do you want a time machine?
Harley
so i can fast forward the working week and rewind when i had a great weekend! or even like back to the future i can get the results on sports and make money
Who would wana make me a time machine? My budget. A carton of beer of your choice
Konstantine
I'll make you one. My Gurantee: It probably wont work, but thats ok, cuz I'll share my beer and we can get drunk and foget about the time machine.
Wo thinks thats the best idea they've ever heard and thus want to give me a lot of money for being so brilliant?
crIs P
i do, but i will have to kill you afterwards and take my money back and steal your idea...and your beer
who wants to help me kill nO_iRiS? there'll be free beer!! it will be stolen beer, but beer is beer......
Elektro Kitten
bevan will help sure he's an expert on that stuff!
So... who wants chocolate ice-cream!?
Konstantine
I want chocolate Ice Cream. And I WANT MY FRIGGIN BEER BACK CHRIS!!! I'll share... please???
What should I make for dinner?
crIs P
im not going to answer that question because i know you dont have any
next question?
Harley
the truth is out there
Why dont you want to answer that question cris?
oh ill be in the beer part for sure but you better hope you can keep up with me
Konstantine
What question is that? I dont have dinner?
Whats that rattle?
scattered
its the time machine trying to generate the 1.21 jigawatts thats needed to power it...
if your colour blind how do you know what colour you see??
This post has been edited by scattered: Mar 20 2006, 04:29 PM
Konstantine
I guess you dont know. Unless your sensitivity to shade has taught you to distinguish colours based on the amount of light you see.
How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
scattered
they use the sense of touch... its kinda like brail
But do they skruch or fold??
Konstantine
I'm glad Im not blind. :|
I fold... so should they.
Paper or plastic?
scattered
way too much info!!
plastic coz it lasts longer... and doesn't come from trees...
old or new?
Konstantine
A bit of both for class and innovation.
Books or Movies?
scattered
Neither... dont have time!
speeding kills or the sudden stop?
starlet
The sudden stop
fave type of car?.....mines a holden of course VT SS would be nice to have
philbert
hmm fave car....
not my most favourite but one i wouldn't mind in my garage, Lotus Exige, i live in the hills, straight line speed aint shit unless you can stop or turn a corner, even better when you can do it at over 1G...
what's your favourite car???
roy13777
Aston Martin Vanquish!
Whats the fastest you've travelled in a car!
Harley
230kms in my V8 XD, Not again ever its way to errie so i will just stick to the limits. That was when i was young and dumb.
Is it going to be a good weekend to go for a ride or is going to rain?
scattered
Its gonna be a good week end! well it better or else i will get wet at clipsal!!
how was your dinner last night??
Elektro Kitten
Yummy stir fry... Mmm...
Who's making my dinner tonight?
Harley
The chef at the pub down the road from parliment house next to the deli
What are you going to buy?
philbert
CHICKEN PARMI!!!!!
Salad or Veg?
roy13777
Salad goes without saying!
Mayo or Colslaw or Bake Beans?
Maori Messiah
Baked beans for sure
WHO LOVES NEOPHYTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
pink_n_fluffy
me
would you prefer you baked beans chilled?
scattered
NO, gotta be damm hot!!
who's going to Neophyte..?
missvixen
QUOTE(Maori_Messiah @ Mar 19 2006, 02:00 AM)
Is it dodgey if you have owed sum1 money for 4 months and then you decide to move interstate and not pay them?
YES!!....slap slap slap....hoe hoe hoe
not me scatterd
....why do the busses out north smell so bad and why are they full of scary ppl? *crys*
Harley
Dont no never catch buses or trains. Its to much hassle
Fords are going back to back this weekend at the clipsal arnt thay?
scattered
it is possible, since they banned all the real cars back in the early nineties...
why do burnouts produce white smoke, but when you burn tyres they produce black smoke??
philbert
cos of the amount of rubber being burned, a tiny bit - burnout - difuses quickly and looks grey/white, when the whole tyre is alight it's more concentrated and thicker.... that's my excuse and i'm sticking by it...
what's up with the 'mullet'???
scattered
dont really know, but they are kinda a useless fish??
have you ever seen a reverse mullet??
Elektro Kitten
fish dont usually swim backwards
Who wants to go to bed early>?
missvixen
QUOTE(philbert @ Mar 21 2006, 04:20 PM)
what's up with the 'mullet'???
ahhhhha ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahah!! heh i was thinkn the same thing after that convo hahhaha
ooo me me pick me lauren pick me
.....who wants to cook me and abbey dinner?
LadyK
Pick me!! Ill cook your dinner
What do you want?
philbert
Chicken Parmi!!!!
Smoking or Non-Smoking?
LadyK
Smoking if im being naughty- non smoking if im behaving why does it always get itchy on that one spot on your back you cant reach?
NokturnL
I don't know bout you but there's not a spot on my back i can't reach... I'm a freak!
Why am I a freak?
Fulcrum
Because you once had two extra ears grafted on your arm (the operation worked tho)
How many cows does it take to make a leather wallet?
Harley
17 cows and a chicken
Why do i have to start work early?
LadyK
Cos works a b*tch!!
Why have i been asked to return to work ASAP for a meeting with the boss- when im on STRESS LEAVE???
scattered
because he wants to see how much stress he can give you...
Who's ready for clipsal...?
Elektro Kitten
Not me cause i'm not going!
Who else would love to murder their land lord?
the_real_naked_chef
many people want their land lords dead. KARMA will deal with lords of land.
Why can't I upload an avatar?
LadyK
Mines my mummy- so not me. Although im sure in a week or two ill want to kill our new one
How can you tell if youve broken you toe without seeing an evil doctor? and how do i stop it from hurting?
mich
if you can't move it babe, it's broken, toes fracture and swell pretty easily though so chances are it's not a break, depending on the toes you wouldn't be able to walk from the break (not that i've ever broken a bone but i've heard!!) so if you can put weight on it and walk your toe isn't broken.
why have i never broken a bone?? God knows I've tried!
the_real_naked_chef
I'm sure you've broken many, a male bone(er).
Is the "HOLOGRAM" science fiction still, or is it technological reality...yet? and why can't I upload an avatar anymore?
crIs P
hahahahahha!!! LMFAO!! mich is gonna love that. beware the wrath real_naked_chef....
QUOTE(missvixen @ Mar 21 2006, 07:03 PM)
ahhhhha ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahah!! heh i was thinkn the same thing after that convo hahhaha ooo me me pick me lauren pick me .....who wants to cook me and abbey dinner?
you want to go to bed early with my girlfriend??? hhmmm interesting
i dont know why your avatar isnt uploading. could be the file itself or the file size. probably the file size. try shrinking it.....
re: holograms i reckon ive answered that Q. already....
why is beer SO DAMN GOOD when its hot?
Dalliedog
cos its cooler than ur blood
(gees that was a bit to intelelelelectual0
why do i have to go to bed?????
LadyK
Cos im waiting there
Can someone pass me some panadol so i can treat the hangover i know ill have in the morning?
the_real_naked_chef
Sorry no Panadol, but plenty of Plurnadol........for the treat you should have in the morning.
When is the autumnal equinox/winter solstice ?
*smp*
I think it was last week some time
why are pet fish so easy to kill
tini
because they are bred to be alergic to water so that pet shops (who keep them in some type of extraterritrial soup) can make a penny
who waves to other peoples when out driving and they other peoples have the same car?
scattered
You do... as I have seen it first hand...
How come a plasma in a plasma gun doesnt burn through the gun...?
AnGeL^EyEs
eh i dunno hehe
why is it so warm today?
courtz_bvcru87
because of global warming (I really don't know the weather man is toying with us)
does sugar convert into fat? And if yes how?
scattered
No... well i just said that because if i wrote yes, then i would have to make up a reason!
If you through hard water at someone, will they get knocked out??
mich
Courtz: Sugar is fat free. Sugar is a carbohdrate and fat is a lipid. HOWEVER-if you eat a high sugar diet, your body will convert excess calories INTO fat. Many of the fat free foods you find at the grocery store don't necessarily allow you to lose weight because they are still very high in sugar and though you aren't eating fat directly, you will put on pounds by converting excess sugar to fat anyway. So be careful.
Leon: No but they might knock you out for getting them wet!
why is do i still have a headache after gobbling 6 panadol and 2 neurofen?
scattered
because your missing me....
why did we both answer the same question..?
BOOSTING
Because great minds think alike
Why did one of my pet fish's eye's pop out of its head for no aparent reason and stay poped out? Should i push it back in? is it ok for me to laugh at said boggle eye?
There will be a test on this tomorrow please do your homework
This post has been edited by BOOSTING: Mar 23 2006, 02:10 PM
LadyK
Stress, no & yes!!! You should laugh at the misfortunes of others but keep in mind itll die soon and youll feel bad- so its you call.
What kind of person would be crazy/lame enough to make a doco on a battery operated fan?? *yawn* stupid step dad and dodgy taste in telly programs
AnGeL^EyEs
someone that has no life and has alot of time on their hands.
what are you doing on the weekend?
scattered
going to NEOPHYTE on friday and Clipsal on sunday?
what are you doing on the week end??
philbert
went out last night, going out tonight VENUE'S, and going out tomorrow night. sat and sun i will be in recovery/hermit mode...
what is everyone else doing?
AnGeL^EyEs
Ive got a Christning on saturday arvo/ night (total bordum) HELLLLLLLLLLPPP and sunday not sure just as yet said i might go shopping and catch up with a mate.
what about you?
Maori Messiah
QUOTE(missvixen @ Mar 21 2006, 02:42 PM)
YES!!....slap slap slap....hoe hoe hoe
>< aahahahahaahhahahahahahah
lol saturday i will be getting reaquainted with my good friend alcohol i can't spell
Will hannah be getting reaquainted with daana on friday
i'll field this 1 YES better damn shit better mwah
will neophyte ROCK HARD FOR NEEZLES?
philbert
you know he'll rock your man titties off
isn't it great how plural has a plural meaning?
*smp*
yes, yes thats great philbert....well done go to the top of the class for today....
what are you thinking of RIGHT NOW....go on.....spill it!!!!
AnGeL^EyEs
im thinking how much i cant wait for next week, by sunday ill be dead
what about you sharan, spill
*smp*
my mind is a dark and scary place that even I don't like to visit
Is everyone like that, or is it just me ha ha ha
missvixen
im the same
....who likes short shorts?? *hums the tune*
pink_n_fluffy
JULIA
who will join me jumping on my bed?
missvixen
hahahahah yeah she does ey....and she has the ass for them too!!
ill join you *bounces around on hannahs bed*
...who is sleepy?? *raises hand*
pink_n_fluffy
BITCH!! that girl got everything! except for a few missing brain connections i think
NOT ME
why is it that everyone else in the house must sleep during the only times i am home and want music blasting in my ears?
*smp*
coz they have normal sleeping patterns and you are just a naughty girl who stays up way past her bedtime
who else out there in anthems land is glad its Friday
roy13777
me as it's a day closer to a day off!!!
Is there a person on here that doesn't like a day off???
scattered
I dont think so... Days off Rock!!!
I also like short shorts ..... MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
so who's excited about the weekend??
This post has been edited by scattered: Mar 24 2006, 08:51 AM
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they weigh the same- but id much rather jump into a tonne of feathers 
greedy bastards 
