Question Thread

It may very well be time..

Give up on the best friend time?

depends which best friend...


would u like some anthrax too ?

The best friend in which causes the chaos in my head at the moment.

Anthrax could be good, could have some fun with that.

Wrong turn?

haha potentially... how many turns did we make? gravel road anyone?

We made plenty of turns, my poor car thats traveled to mexico!!
No more gravel roads, you can stick them up your nose..
Would you like to stick it up your nose?

hahaha maybe


would you like to congratulate us on being post whores of the century today

No. It'll only encourage you more

BAH! Why do doctors freaking suck.

And Hayley you were right, no news

but no news it not necessarily bad news

what cake should i have tomorrow?

A birthday cake

What would you like for your birthday?

*giggles* i can't say on here

Is it rude?

other than spooning?

hehehehe

Spooning's not rude...

Is it?

but i wanna do more than spoon you

Where's the question??

It went to mexico with my rubber...


Do you conceive monkeys in your spare time?

anally... always


how about you?

orally ..

Did you spit on your monitor again or did you swallow this time like i said to?

I spat just before ...


how disturbing are some things right now ?

Pretty disturbing.

Will time fly by?

yes definitely


sleep time ?

Hopefully

Do you get bored by some people saying the same stuff over again?

mhmm

electric boogaloo?

Definately maybe


shart with that?

always if its electrified


how bloated am I right now ?

pregnant looking


anal cone?

fat enough like a u are preggos?


what for lunch tomorrow hayles?

meow



taco




and banana?

Yes please, i love the banana


Would you like to be knocked up side the head?

yes while we are playing poke-her


poke her?

Yes, with a kabana


Got a big passage way?

poke me where?

Somewhere, where it might create friction.

my before mentioned question?

Don't ask a stupid question, or make sarcastic digs at some people

Will it rain again tonight?

It might, dunno..

Who was making sarcastic digs? and whats wrong with a stupid question? this isnt the "ask an intelligent question" thread.

Gee, I wonder

Anyway, time to move on?

So do i, would you like to get any more anal at us paying out hayley for eating too much and looking bloated?!

No

How's work?

Not bad at all

Would you like a banana sundae?

yes please mmmm


with extra banana?

Cream thanks

Cherry on top?

oh yes, a big one.

Orange juice or another flavour?

pineapple juice

this way or that way?

That way

Eat now or later?

eat now


side salad?

no thanks

wine?

eww no... champagne maybe


dentist ?

No thanks

Maccas or Hungry Jacks?

neither... both feral



house tonight?

defnetly

with popcorn tooo?

yes thanks

big brother?

not for me


will i puke? i feel like it

maybe... but only cos you ate so much chocolate

does anyone else hate the simpsons as much as me?

Only the new ones, and alot of the voices seem to have changed

Anyone else noticed that?

I don't know, haven't watched them. I hate the re runs.. over n over again


favourite fish?

not sure...maybe salmon?

headache?

No ear ache actually ...

Cheesecake?

hm no thanks....

drive or get a lift???

Drive...

Do you like driving in the rain?

yes - when its not pouring.... and no- when I cant see anything! lol


u have to work tomorrow?

No

Do $5 jager bombs make you weak at the knees?

You know they do!!

who could resist those sort of drink specials?!?

People that have to work saturday

Why oh why does my Hayley have to work on saturday when there are drink specials on friday night????!!!!???!!!

because she got bad timing on the roster

how many jager bombs will u be consuming on friday?

As many as humanly possible, whilst still maintaining the ability to walk...

What about you?

Ditto *oh and what my bank account allows!* lol.....

50cent champagne?

Dont get into the champers much

Should I eat some cheesecake? Its yelling at me from the fridge

well... I would say yes.... seeing as it is yelling at u from the fridge

why the frak am i still awake when I have to be up at 6 tomorrow morning and have a massive night planned for matt darey?

Because you are crazy like me and have things on your mind

Why is there nothing on foxtel.....?

because foxtel sux! there is never anything good on ANY channel

why do people say one thing and mean another??

CAUSE THERE FAULSE

WAT WE UP TO TODAY TONIGHT

today - working tonight - partyin with some awesome people!!

whats for breakfast?

I DONT EAT BREAKY BUT KIDS R HAVING COCCA POPS AN TOAST

DOING MUCH THIS WEND

recovering from tonight! hehe then probably some shopping I would say

and u??

SUPRISE FROM MY MAN HE IS TAKING ME SOMEWHERE

FAV AFL TEAM

i'd say crows!
only cuz i'm surrounded my crow supporters at work. I dont' even watch it.

Where did he take you?

no were yet he taking me on sat

how is ya day going

My day was hard.

Movie or TV?

movie


sleep now or later

later

doing much tonight

not sure yet...


what turns you on?

You of course...


Meowwwwwwwwww anyone?

ys pls thnx bye



o rly?

OMGWTFBBQFTW!!

roflmao?

potentially with an OIK


hermit crab ?

No .... unless they are painted with UV paint and under a blacklight.. and potentially sitting on a sub.

am i potentially doing you tonight?

definitely... we'll get some pron


keen?

I'm always in..

Keen to randomly drive to someones work and get them in trouble?

if my back permits driving... ouch



more cookies for me?

Maybe ...

What drinks should i buy for tonight?

guava cruisers



and a bale of hay?

Yes please.


will my mum ask me to feed the horses whilst we are out?

of course she will thats a given


does I want drinks tonight? or stay in n be a gd girl

You want both, to drink and stay in

Does you wants to drive or does I?

hmmm not sure... I'm pretty sore still


omg how much have we posted in this thread

Too much.

Was it the milk that upset my tummy?

no

oooh shopping tomorrow?

Lol@ too much

I dunno, got milk?

No

got contraceptives?

Yep sure do. Im the world wide rep for contraceptives

Chuppa Chups or Starburst lolliepops?

Chuppa Chupps all the way.

Under my umbrella?

the worst song EVER MADE!!!!



time to go out ?

nah was out last night


what u doing tonight?

movies and a few drinkies I think, nothing too big


yoghurt?

ugh no thanks

movie?

Maybe later.

And agreed. Umbrella song SUCKS!

What movie?

im watching the ringer

what should i have for dinner?

Wtf's the ringer?

And you should have something yummy for dinner

the ringer is the movie where johnny knoxville acts like the retard

whats yummy food?

Sweet Chilli & Sour Cream Kettle Chips
maybe not for dinner..

Why am I watching Harry Potter?

because the latest one is coming out in two weeks!

why havn't you gone to see TRANSFORMERS yet? Its the sickest of sick movies

It's pretty sick

Do cops even know what their jobs are anymore after dishing out fines and doing speed/drug testing?

I've seen transformers too, agreed it is good


why am I so tired?

Because you work too hard.


Why do I feel so remorseless?

How can a heart POSSIBLY manage to beat when it's about ONE millimetre big?!?

The human body AMAZES me!!

I think thats the first part to like.. spawn.

Everything went well then?

Not sure about first part to spawn exactly. It doesn't start beating until 25 days. But still, it's SO TINY!

Everything is going well.

One step at a time though.

What should I have to eat?

Cheesecake, its the secks.


Why am I so addicted to the track "Musical Storm" ?? hmm?

cos you like to eat cheesecake


wheres mine biatch?

In the box, in the fridge.
I WOULDNT EAT IT IF MY DAD DIDNT KEEP BUYING IT!!

Get me a hot milo?

sure thing, I have milo, hmmm I might make myself one now you mentioned it


shouting on wednesday??

Loudly.

Get tickets to Rob Gee from the bottle-o on wednesday too?

quite possibly


will my pay go in shortly?

I hope so.

Why did you send me a picture of a cat in a microwave?

cos thats what i'm cooking you for dinner


why is Izzy on me ?

cuz she loves you n she wants cuddles


does anyone know who can be concidered as justice of the peace?

can a pastor?

Go to any magistrates court between 10 and 5 and you will find a JP there, they are voulenteers at the courts to sign bail papers (o me and my knowledge of the criminal justice system )

Why? posting bail?

nah ive been summons for jury service


can a pastor be concidered a jp?

No, only a JP can be considered a JP.

what is a pastor?

just ignoring the one before for a second

a JP can be found at any electoral office (MP)

and most council places too

a pastor is a minister in a christian church

can i go home yet

yes go home kez its lovely weather for bed!


can a minister in a christian church sign a stat dec?

F*cked if I'd know.

Why don't Cadburys deliver?

Dunno

Do you deliver Lucy?

I guess so.

Do you?

I can if you want me to

How's Ace?

Yer deliver me some chocolate

Ace is great. I don't think he could be any better actually

How's Bec?

Pretty much the same was our 6 month yesterday

Got milk?

Aww how cute.

No. No milk for you Rob

Do anything special for your anniversary?

Nah we were slightly hung over... but yes, we did stuff

Bored?

Extremely.

can you tell?

A lil

I'm hungry, are you?

Argh. I'm always hungry

That was a very stupid question

What you gonna have to eat?

Dunno, we are having something with chicken breast fillet, always a good sign

You?

Hmm not sure.

BBQ Shapes?

Sounds good

Full packet?

Got two

One's Ace's though.

I ate his last packet

Where's my dip?

At the shop

What flavour dip goes best with it?

French Onion!!!!

Is French Onion dip a dairy product?

yes it is unfortuantly


salsa isnt, its worth a shot?

Hmm I don't really like salsa as much. And it's probably too rich and spicy for my belly too.

AND I don't have any

Will BB tell the nominated Housemate that the public nominated them?

Dunno, BB are kind of assholes

Is she a dancehall queen for life?

I don't even know what that is!!

Stop reading Bexters posts Rob, you're starting to sound like her!

What is a dancehall queen?

fukt if i know

i feel like eating chocolate...should i

Yes

What sorta chocolate?

im not sure

you decide

Curly Wurly?

lol Dancehall Queen is a song I'm listening to

Yes please

Flake?

Mmm Flake.

Right no more talking about chocolate. Something I also don't have much if any of in this house

And why?

And why what?

Why don't I have any chocolate in the house?

becos ur too lazy to shop

can you get me a curly wurly?

i did the shopping yesterday

Only if you get me one

Yer?

im not driving THAT far to deliver a curly wurly

Then I'm not WALKING that far to deliver YOU a Curly Wurly miss

Do the dishes or "forget"?

forget


get some petrol and icecream?

Personally I'd put Chocolate topping on my icecream

Do you really need icecream and petrol?

no i have half a tank thanks

i want chocolate!!! get me some please? *begs*

nah I have a hot milo to fix the cravings..

and I need petrol.. slightly

all milk or some water?

But I ate it all.

I could regurgitate it for you?

*vomits no thanks

how wierd is supernatural ?

Very weird.

What happened?

no idea stopped watching

should i go to bed?

Yes as should I

Night night.

Sweet dreams?

No, have nightmares, its more exciting.

Would you like your best friend to ring you and yell at you?

right now, yes, because then i would know i have one


break it easy or real cold so you never speak again?

cold, it hurts at first but then at least you can get over it quicker.

Angry mood?

Nah, just dull, slightly down.. id love to be angry, i'd have the energy to get up and crank out all my worries..

keep waiting for him....................................................................................or just go to bed?

go to bed


going out this weekend?

No...I'm working this ass off at work

Come and visit me?

Wish I could!!..............

Doing anything exciting this week????

Nah just work

And you?

bout the same............


Pink..... or Purple?

pink

up to much this wend

um...friends going away drinks and then funkshop/trancesessions on friday night and probably head into town for a bit on sat night as well..... oh and hopefully get some shopping in

u??

working my ass off

working ur ass off?

never mate thats just silly.

how mant outboard motors would it take to move a a semi trailer ocross water to deliver milk to the wombats that are mining for grass?

holy crap...thats a noodle picker. Hmm... you'd need 8 with a power output of 230BHP

Is God a woman?

No .. only a man could pi$$ me off this much.

Should I go to pancakes tonight?

Where is pancakes tonight?

yes you should go to pancakes tonight at its at the pancake kitchen


how cool is gremlins?

are you going?

Nope.

Would the rules still apply?

Rules dont apply to you my dear

i dont wanna go to work

Why don't rules apply to me?

because your rule-less ?


chocolate peanuts?

That sounds good...

Do you has body chocolate?

bwahahahahhaha..... no... didn't get any from sexpo



maple syrup FTW?

Maple syrup.. oh yes please.

Where did the alabama turtles go?

In the turtle soup


omg now we're the post whores


whore much?

No... i could never be as whorelike as some.


Visitor soon then pansecks?

Sure, why not.

Should I walk to the servo to buy some chocolate biscuits?

Yeah, a short walk is all worth it for choccie biscuits.


Should I go visit Hayley... again. ?

Of course.

Wil the servo have Chocolate Wheatens?

Maybe.

Can i go sleepies on hayleys new quilt which could ingulf mexico?

Yup.

Should I have a shower?

Yeah, showers are the shizzle

Dancing banana?

ITS MY QUILT!!!! no snealing it!!!

dance dance dance bananaaaaaaa

mints?

Yeah .. but they are in my car.

Get them for me?

no, my cars an anal cone


want to fix it?

I cant

Would you like some chip and fritter sanga?

No thanks.

Should I have bread with my pasta?

carb overload?

food now or later?

Now

Get me some?

Get f*cked?

Is that an offer?

question lucy question

That was a question

Could you not see the question mark?

And where the hell was your question Kez?

It went to africa.

Should I go for a random drive?

If you feel like it.

Should I have my pasta now?

yes

watching BB?

Yep

Are you?

Yes.

Are we all sad?

yes

should i go exercise?

Yes

Should I barf?

could be fun.

Should I retaliate?

yes its fun

simpsons?

Yus

Weird?

yes

visit on the weekend?

Who?

you?

no.

Give the younger sister driving lessons on the weekend?

No.

Yes, Kerri should come visit meeeeeee and Skitz and the marathon runner

True?

yes please

what day?

Saturday?

is ace working on saturday?

Nope

Want him to?

i dont care

as long as i get lucy, embreyo and skitz i dont care

Where did the question go?

Nah he'll be working in the yard.

Why didn't we have this convo in MSN?



Oh I know.

So we can be just as annoying?

fukin oath

did it work?

Probably

Round 2?

now?

Or later?

now?

Nah

Bedtime?

could be.

shopping at spotlight tomorrow?

No thanks.

Are you allergic to chlorine?

Yeah... actually.


have you seen the wedding crashers?

Sure have.

Your point?

Its on foxtel.


Would you like to pull the cucumber out of your ass?

no it fits nicely there apparently


how about the kabana?

No no leave that in too its the secks.

Would you like to drive my car tomorrow Hayley?

might have too seeing as mine is brakeless



who the fck stole my brakies?

The cheese apple in mexico.

So yelling then hair or hair then yelling?

neither....
sleep time?

nope.. and hair then yelling or maybe yelling first...


vomit pasta with that?

no thanks!!


So, yelling loudly tomorrow?

no thank you i'd like to keep my eardrums....
and i like talking about sleep thanks
anything decent on tv?

you must yell for free drinks tho!!!

NCIS is on

chocolate time?

nah i dont have any or feel like eating any...

shower or bath?

Bath.

Stay in the deep end?

Mmm both

Shoudl I get ace to bring me home some biscuits?

at bexter.... funny

lucy yes make sure they are chocolate ones

can u eat dairy yet?

I am pretty good with dairy.


Will I need a boat to get to my car?

no just swim

ncis on channel 10 right?

Correct

Seriously?

nah not really

is it cold or is it just me?

It's just you

Is it me or is it just me?

its JUST you

make me a new avatar rob?

Lol.

Does my boss have small man syndrome?

more than likely, most men do hahahahahaha

am I gonna find work quickly its starting to really get me down

Of course you will! As depressing as it can be, just keep looking

Am I racist?

Who said you are racist?

No one.

Just a random question

Are YOU racist?

lol no

rob emmas made me an avatar! you suck

hahaha the MS Paint bandit strikes again!!!

kez rob hung up his avvy/sig making hat a little while ago... as he doesn't have the time nor motivation to do them anymore.

but never fear... Emma has paint!

ah....

now, questions...

why is it so cold and wet when I have washing to do?

BECOS thats why!!! just COS

are you coming for pre drinkies and hoeishness next friday night?

lmao @ the avatar

I guess I can eventually make you another one Kez, I accept Mastercard

Always happens Emma, just like when you wash your car it always bloody rains!

When's everyone doing their tax?

yes! but I won't get there until about 7 babe... I have to take Jordan back to Mallala at 6

is the pimps and hoes party gonna be the best party this year?

I suspect it will be. Pity I'm missing it. Re-selling my outfit on ebay

Should I go to the servo and get a sausage roll?

YES

emma thats cool about the time, just expect me to be drunk already

should i exercise an hour on the bike tonight? me thinks yes

Yes you should

Should I feed my frog?

no chat for you tonight then missy
no dont feed ur frog cos he ate the other one
why did my noodles taste like shit

No chat =

What kind of noodles were they?

shit ones singapore

no chat? just a short one?
u gunna watch BB & House?

Haha, well that's why they were shit Go FANTASTIC noodles! They really are fantastic

I plan on watching at least BB

You?

i am gunna plonk my bike in front of the tv and pedal for a whole show!

not sure which one yet?

Uuh House!

That way you can talk to me and watch BB at the same time.

Then pedal and watch House.

Good idea?

maybe

massage?

Yes please

Are you offering?

NO

i want one...are you?

No

To go or not to go?

go where?

haha I'm not!

why is this thread like a msn convo between kez and lucy not that I care haha

becos i dont have msn at work

u can join us?

makes a change from it being hayles and bexters convo

Kerri - to go to the servo

Emma - because we like to be just as annoying. Yet we actually have a GOOD excuse. Kerri can't use MSN at work

Why do I have one billion things running through my head?

oh dear god! talk about chocolate overload!!


bwahaha you make a fair point!!

hormones babe... and it aint gonna get any better for a while!!

hey how many weeks are you?

Approximately 5...I think

Having an Ultrasound next Tuesday to determine that for sure

Still early days yet

Did I jinx myself?

i'd like to know that too ooooh 10th july

why jinx?

Because I said I didn't wany kids until after my 21st Well be pregnant with a child until after it anyway

Meh. Not to worry. Whatever happens happens, it's a blessing

Listening to any music?

no

you?

of course

i thought you were more than that making reference to it being a little marathon runner already!! poor little thing doesn't even have legs yet you usually feel movement from 16-20 weeks

Yer. Only Fresh though. Nothing too imaginative

Can't be bothered.

And I can barely hear it

Watch a movie?

Haha, nah Em, it's a marathon runner because I read that my body is putting out as much energy into making this baby as a marathon runner would running a marathon Hence the tiredness

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotchya

anyone doing anything exciting in the next day or so?

going to see my bunny on the weekend

other than that just work

I'm going to the doctors

Yourself?

girlie day with Bek666 tomorrow
meeting with Katey from Pineapple Studio to organise dancers stuff for pimps and hoes on friday
I've got Jordan from friday night to next friday
dancing at Ultraworld on sat night while Jordan is having a sleepover at nanna's

Ummmm

thats it

It's school holidays soon isn't it?

oooh i wanna come visit orafice soon emz he looks a cutie

school hols start next friday?

Not sure.

Yes I want to visit Orpheus too

How funny is Big Brother?

No idea.


Why is it colder in the hills than in the suburbs?

Because it is.

Just like it's colder in town that in the suburbs.

Deal with it.

Don't like it then don't go to the hills.

Why are people so difficult?

i dunno

ask a geologist?

nup.

Loose forum troll?

meh
cold?

Yeh, slightly..

With icing on top?

No thanks. Will make me all sticky.

Crazy cat lady?

no ur not
simpsons?

Yes

Oh what is the new public power for Big Brother?

at least we don't sit on here most of the day EVERY day... look at the amount of posts you guys do every day since you've logged on... so before you start on us, take a good look in the mirror

im sorry

i can't quite hear you

pot.kettle.black

i don't actually sit here all day...every day... i work, i am actually quite busy during the day unlike others....

so take a good look in the mirror urself sweetheart

kthnxbi.... OMG LOOK IM ALMOST AS COOL AS BEXTER

And the question was where?

If you can't finish your whinging with a question then take it to PM.

Coco pops?

You fraking wish

Ok lets get back to the questions...

Would you like to not lie and talk out your ass when you sit online while you are at work?

Btw coco pops are the shizz

funny shit
cool as you... nooooo i wudnt want too thanks

and sit online.... oh wow... thirty mins out of each day MAX???? whoop whoop lets have a party

*edit* and thats when i dont have work on my desk thanks... just thought i'd clear that up before you jump on that one too.... MUM

fukt off much?

Naw actually I am in a great mood.

Will there be fog tonight?

yes heaps of it

will i be able to see thru it when driving to work.... unlike yesterday when i cudnt see 50m in front?

No..... I'm jealous. I love fog.

Will it be foggy when we drive back down gorge road later?

yeah it will be foggy cos you and hayles steamin up the windows lmoa


Whats up doc?

ur face

my eyes hurt... do i need to wear my glasses?

naaa just poke em really hard fixes em right up




did it work?

no

they wont stop watering

why?

Because you're not wearing your glasses often enough. Or your computer screen is too bright. Or you're just broken and leaking.

Which one?

im broken
why?

Because. I already told you why

Will you stop?

stop what

Reading...

The posts...

Yes?

fukin oath

tired?

i am

gnite

I was before, but now im all snuggly with my heater and awake again.

Should I eat mysterious leftovers?

no not unless u no wat in it

did we enjoy storm

yup sure did

what u doin today?

keeping my little man warm as he just got over croup

wat bout u

Sorting out some stuff, relaxing and probably going to take a nap later

Will I find some decent bargains tomoro?

Mebbbbbbeeeeee

Where are you shopping?

town after work

why is there no work this arvo for me to do

Because you deserve some time off

And Bexter I'm going to some fashion clearance. It better be better than the last one.

Will it be?

no

Do you think SA will be flooded in 50 years time?

Probably not.

Do you think you'll still be in SA in 50years time?

Yes

Will you?

no...I'll be in a metaphysical realm before that 50 years

Dinner and movie date? Or sit at home watching dvd's and drinking wine/beer?

Home option. Too cold to go out.

Nap time?

Carrot Cake or Choc Cake?

no

you lazy?

No I'm tired

I woke up early this morning for my doctors appointment. And went to bed late as i can't seem to sleep without Ace in the bed at all unless I'm REALLY tired.

Gee, sad much?

yup yup?

Oi Shoosh you

Should I watch episodes of Evrybody loves Raymond?

b.o.r.i.n.g

question jess question

why do u like everbody loves raymond?

It was there Sang, you're blind

Will love save us?

maybe u but not me

am I going insane?

perhaps.
Did someone say you were?

no not lately


why did I have to scratch my new phone ?

coz ur a gumby

wanna pickle?

no thanks unless its sexy



is it sexy?

yes but I'm sexier

sex on legs?

why not


cookies with that?

wooo...kinky

Can I whip your ass??

haha ok what with?

with my hand **spank**

anything on tonight?

nothing too big for me nope


cure for ulcers?

Eat a Lemon (I'm serious) or swig some warm water with salt in it

Chucky cheese chucked cheese on the cheese chucker, but how could Chucky Cheese chuck cheese if he had no cheese to chuck in the first place??

Pointless.

Will the be a big storm tonight?

not that I know of.. but that'd be wicked


what should I have for dinner?

Food.

What should I have for dinner ?

no food


I still haven't gotten to food... why is that?

Procrastination mayhaps?

yes I'd say so


why are all dentists so pricey??

Because they are money hungry vermin.

Why have i only got ONE group certificate!?

Because your other emoloyers are being slack!!

Rainbow or banana paddle pop?

Rainbow..

Bulletin?

no but bullet in my tooth might be nice, im taking rainbow too... dammit now I want one....


astro boy??

Yeah he rocks..

Gremlins?

on my shirt FTW!


knock me out and plier me??

Yes I would, but I am not qualified to hold pliers.

Would you like to molest the laundrymat?

only if you watch

what does FTW stand for?

For The Win


avocado?

no...it tastes yucky

yak's milk?

no thanks milk doesnt agree with me


want some of my dried apricots and pistachio nuts?

hmm no thanks.......................but thanks anyway


victor harbour on the weekend?

sounds like a plan

Is there such a thing as albino black people?

im not sure i used to live next door to an albino he was my best friend for years till they moved

doing much this wend

um.. drinks with one of my friends I havent caught up with in aggeess, going to victor ( hopefully) and........... shopping!

and u?

friday footy drinking

sat footy drinking

sunday my kids have bday party

fav sport

You forgot to kick her in the c*nt

i'll take no sport on that one

icecream??

no thanks

choc????

what kind?

Snack block Mmmm

Pfeffernusse?

No, im good.

Electric Blanket?

yes please

wanna buy me one?

nup

but would u like to share mine?

hm... ok

doing much today?

yeah gett my daughter ready for calithenic state championship open cermony for tonight

you

just workingg..... booo!

weet bix or cornflakes?

none

coco pops fruit loops

none ceral sux

if you went to the moon would you write your name in the moon sand?

yeah...I'd make sure I'd write really big and maybe leave some moon number 1 and 2's as well

Do you think the moon landing was staged?

hmm.... could of been?!?

having a good day?

meh...Im not doing much until I have to be at work at 8pm

pumped for anthems?

you bet

u

nope

hardcore where it's at?

yes

good question?

no very obvious

HARDCORE PARTY?

yeah hardcore in your bones

apples from monkey crops?

yes defiantly

BLOOD FOR CREAM BLOOD FOR CREAM!!!?!?!?!?!?

omg yes... I LOVE those biscuits *drool*


shall I get stuff done on my day off?

yes

why didn't you answer MY question!!
you too good?

hell yes...


pencil with that?

Yes please..

Would you like to send someone to the losers bench?

sure, with a pencil sized flavouring


meow chow?

nah

who's pumped bout new thank god your here tonight?

nope not really, i'm going to the movies


dinner?

Nup.. not really excited.

Would you like to go for a random drive through the fog tonight?

nachos

lunch?

fog yes, nachos yes, food YES OMG i'm such a pig lately


frodo ?

mr?

wtf?

Get the rings?

midder frodo

THIS IS MY F*CKING HOUSE Excited bout house?

yes.. but I won't be at my house to see House... omg


record it ?

Hell no he replied jam master jay it's run WOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GOTTA BE DOWN WITH THE KINK 1,2,3 HIT ME

You down with the king?

Dunno ... might be.

Down with peak hour traffic?

peak hour traffic is the WORST!!! the WORST!!!I can't think of anything worse....at that time.

oh wait... car breaking down in peak hour traffic?

yeh i love road raging makes me feel like more of a man

does it make you feel better?

It makes me feel awesome.

Getting over a bad mood?

haven't been in a bad mood for months since the implant

hows yo mood?

My mood... is ... interesting, I guess you will find out soon

Will you roll me a cigarette? Because my sister smoked all mine

kick her is the c*nt

or i can?

You can... but she might abuse you, and I might bash you

Are you going to hurry the f*ck up and get here?

ok see ya soon lol

Where did your fraking question go?!

In the river.

New job?

Yesh.

Rambitan?

What's that?

Fruit..

Got pets?

Yeah 3 cats

You as bored as me?

Yep.. even scrubs doesn't entertain me.

Should I go for a drive?

Sure.

Where to?

Havent decided yet.. might go find some fog.

Do you like fog?

Yeah, when I'm inside though

Does Lucy have vibrator batteries?

No

What should I eat now?

Food

Click this link?

I don't trust you

Where's the thing I'm looking for?

HERE

Yes?

Still not clicking

Make me some rissoles?

No... but i clicked the link... DONT DO IT!! IT HURTS!!

Do you like popups?! how about 200?

Sucked in Never trust Rob

No I don't like popups

Like waiting?

No .... I was waiting for the popups to stop... but nooooo they KEPT ON COMING!
454534864351657486 CLICKS LATER!!

Would you like your bestest friend ever to fly around the globe to see you?

If they were on the other side of the globe, then yer.

Cold?

I think it us.. I'm kinda numb atm


sleep time?

No.. Louis is online so i have to talk to him about Illinois.

Have any of your friends moved overseas?

Nope.

Yours?

Yesh. My best mate .. moved to Illinois just after I started at GHS.

Would you like a vegemite sandwich?

No thanks.

Would you like a puzzle?

only if its cryptic

what is the Pythaegorist Theorem?

im not sure?.... hmm..... lol

what are u doing on the weekend?

drinking

what u fav song

the theme song for cotties cordial

Cruiser or bruiser?

cruiser

fav ice cream

vienetta

folder or cruncher?

bit of both


cold shower? or wait for new hot water system this arvo?

HOT water. I dont think you should be having cold showers

What is the 6th number of pi?

are counting 6 numbers including the zero before the decimal point?

No

Heater on?

yes. Hey...you should know what the Pythagaerist Theorem is

no...Im generating too much body heat at the moment for some odd reason

want my heat?

Yes please!!!

Cheese on toast?

only if you're making it

what else are you making?

Nothing.

What else would you like?

how about a beer to go??

Sure

What sort of beer?

no beer, i'll take vodka


why is bec sick?

Because she's not looking after herself perhaps? It is winter afterall.

Argh. Why does everything wanna annoy me right now?

cos your moody? hormones can do that


who wants to go to cirque de soleil?

I'm annoyed because things have annoyed me, not because I'm moody. You'll know when I'm justbeing moody.

I wanna go to Cirque De Soleil.

Do you think it's wrong how young their performers are?

Not sure, but I did see they have little kids. I think i'm going to see it. Its still here till start of August.


Is the pricing fair starting at $59 (crap seats) up to $220 VIP?

Pricing isn't fair. It's pretty crap how things like this draw so much money out of people's wallets. With everything rising. Man all families want to do is show their kids a good time.

That's not fair.

Is it?

yeah it is. The costs to bring performers from all corners of the globe is pretty pricey.

If I was your brothers sisters uncles wifes cousins son, what relation would I be to you?

I still don't think it's fair I don't give a toss where they come from to be honest

You're sitting in a TENT FFS! How can the price go from $60 - 200?

ahh...the pleasures of sitting in the back row and not getting hit by whatever accidental debris. You pay more to see bulges and camel toes

Are you going?

No I'm not going

Are you?

no but i want to

cirque de solei was awesoe a few years ago.. think it was "alegria"

its amazing how they do some of that stuff.

should i buy a lotto ticket tomorrow?

I am so going!!! and yes its lucky friday thirteenth!! I know I am


who else loves fri 13th??

13 is my lucky number! And friday is my fav day!
so YES YES!! i love it.

Why is my eye twitching?

Coz you are stressed

In the game Super Mario Bros, what was the name of the little guy who was a mushroom but really looked like the chopped-off end of a guy's anatomy???

hahahah Toad I think...


going out tonight??

No...I have to work this sweet ass of mine right off

Where are you going?

dunno, was going to go to Earth but not sure now


hows work?

as stressful as my life

hows life?

as stressful from my work??


hows ur nose?

it's pretty sexy like the rest of me

wanna come to Sydney?

sure thing


how is sydney?

It will be better if you're there as well

Drink with me???

i guess thats a no

drink with me?

i'd drink with you sang

i've drunk with you sang

I'll have a drink with u Daana!

whats the plan for tonight?