The Counting Thread

1264 - it's way too early... wtf am i doing up???

1265 im up and heading to work soon....


why??


cant wait to sleep in tomorow.....

1266

have no idea, just woke up, couldn't get back to sleep so went and watched a movie haha

1267 time to go to work...

1268 - Whooo-EEEEEEEEE!! over 7,500 views!!!

WOW!!! 1263 hugs from deliusional, plus crIs P, jase and maybe oldskoolie....

= 1265!!!!

HOW ABOUT THAT!!!!

1266 - wow!i really must be a hug whore!!!

1270 - or you people can post at the same time a screw up the number

1267, 1268, 1269 dumb ass!!

1271

1272 - can't all be smart as you can we

DIRTY WHORE DIRTY WHORE !!!

Who pees the bed -

LOL!! no not the bed just in my pants

at least i can count

1273 damn wench

1274 settle down you two or I'll send you both to your rooms

1275 oh no not the room treatment, couldnt handle another one of theose experiences. ouchies!!

1276 you love it don't you! Admit it!!!!

1277 - could be worse

1278 - I gotta go in a minute I gotta clean our old house.

1279, wot up every1...i'm sick man i coffing up black red and yellow shit

1280 - go see a doctor man.

1280 - maybe you should stop smokin, yeah right and miss out on all the fun

1282.... I'm off kids see u soon

1283 Peace, and i did see a doctor and he said sumthing about my thyroid glands and get a blood test so i did now i wait

1284 - Hell yes do that .. i mean... NOooooooooooooO!

1285 i have swollen thyroid glands

1286 - rub some special ointment on them, brasso or something, or Mr Sheen

1287 - don't forget metho and turps!! MmmmMmmm

1288...............

1289 - so did you try my professional medical advice???

If not, just have some dmt, you'll leave your body anyway

1290 - im working like a bitch, no offence intended to any bitches out there

1291 - none taken, bitch

1292 - ooh geez this could turn into a right ol slap session this one ;P

bring it on... bitch

1294 - mwahahahahahah!!!!

1296 - vyinjg for the queen of posts whores title wench?

1297

yeah! works over! i need another holiday to get over the last one haha

1297 - worried i'll steal you thunder peeboy???

1299 - lol, yeh i've noticed that too... ahh just wait till sunday arvo... it's a whore off...

1299 - haha working people

1301 - geez candy, learn to count will ya??

1302 - i'm watching a movie taking notes and posting at the same time... sorry if i'm not quite as fast

1303 - it's all good

1304 - sappenin peeps

1305 - bugger all, just had tea and gonna watch simpsons in 20 mins

1306 - i'll plug your hole - wait .. the earing will plug the hole!!!

1307 - rofl, last nights was a crackup... sparkle sparkle!

1306 u guys really go hard while im stuck atw ork hey... proud of u all... i started a craze.. and u guys flocked to it.. i am your mesiah!!!!!

new nick name BoganWhore_Mesiah

ohwell time to go pick up my old mags from teh rx7... back laters....!

1309 - oh your so cool arent you , misslord of the multi-taskers

1310 - lol, captain sarcasm...

1311 - so hungry

1312 - crIs LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRVVEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS welcoming people hey

1313 - yeah well it makes em feel special, all warm n fuzzy like, i never got one thats why im such an arsehole

1314 - lol simpsons

'i've never lost a year before, and i'll be damned if i lose one on my shift'

1315 - Craig, who was that dude i met at 1?

1316 - gotta love homer LOL!!

1317

hell yeh...

'does this make me look fat?'
'no, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression'
'but not fat, right?'

1318 - i hope i didnt brain my damage

1319

My Homer is not a communist.... he may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star'

1320 - LOL!!! fuc*in hilarious!!

1321 - simpsons is by far the best cartoon, done so much, i'll be dissapointed when the next series ends...

Bullshit. Go find yours and tell me again that you got none!

1322 the phantom is in da house!!!

1323.... IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1324

yarr!

Yay!!! Thats me!!!




1325

1326

i've got heaps of energy tonite, dunno why tho...

1327. There doesn't need to be a reason.

1328. Wanna play thread tag?

1329 - Fulcrum, luv ya avatar, it makes me larf

1330 buzzn, love your arse....you is hot

oooooooooooooooooo lovers!

1331

1332 - thanks smp, i love it too, it helps me de-bloat my tummy

1333....no, thats what happens when you pee


Oldskoolie, are you jealous...it could've all been yours baby, but you NEVER showed up ha ha ha

1334 - not at all babe, just being a child again!

1335....thats not like you old man!!!


Love ya work matey

LEEB (1336)

Love yours too sexual chocolate

I want 1337 pounds of sexual chocolate...dunno exactly what it is but it sounds yummy

1338 - The chicks on that Brainiac show blowing up stuff... now thats sexual

hell yeah, especially the vinyl catsuit....mmmmeeeeooooowwww

1339

1340 damn, i missed it

1341 - yeh luv that, except it gets hot n sweaty n sticky too quick..

hmm i make that sound like a bad thing..

he he he...yeah know what ya mean...I have a pair of vinyl pants that I haven't worn in at least 1342 days for that reason...

1343 - seems i have a pair too, but i only wore mine last on June 18th this year.. yep thats right, the vivid experience of being in a nightclub in shiny silver vinyl pants have scarred my mind forever..

1244 juz cuz i can!

oh my god...I knew there was a reason I liked you ha ha ha....mmmmm, hot boys in vinyl pantz....mmmmm all this talk nearly made me forget to count....

1344 hot boys in vinyl pantz sitting on the wall

1345 drooling SMP's sitting near the bar...

1346 - GOGGLES PEOPLE!

ahahaha

1347 - and a snorkel!

1348 - Schawing

1349 - so dudettes... what's the go for today???

1350 - Well i just sleped in 3 hours for work so im deciding weather i go in late or just have a sick day.

Very Hard decision.

If i call up sick i need a doctors note...

If i go in late i gotta work...

What do you think?

1351 sleep more....

11 oclock i getmy scooter!

13:52 - time for lunch.

1353 - more toast i think. That will make 6 peices

1354 im outta coffee!

1155

PEOPLE

the queen is back!

1156 - Morning Queen

1157 - my at ate my breakfast!!!!!


I'm going to kill him!!

that means no coffee or bread left!!!

1157

gdmorning to you too


so wats been happening these past few days, on anthems?

1158 hey monica!!!!!!


whooohoooooooo first forum user apart from paul... to hit 2000!!!!!!



mememmemememmememememmemeeeeeee

1159 lost count somewhere around 1353... lol

well done babe im gona catch up tp ya soon tho... maybe after this week..


1160

1161 your at??

is anything like a og?

1362 or 1162..... the lemmingfest goes on it only takes one person to stick a wrong numbe rin and we go way outta whack

the 1641th post on here...

1161 - Im never gonna get 2000

yes 1363 it is

1364 dam JIMS MOWING always ruin my daysoff by doing the garden stuff on wednesdays...

1644kgs of bacon

1366 pick up sticks

was joking be-atch just needed an exuse for my arseholi(or is that holy?)ness

1367

1369 u for got ur name is bevan!

1370 - or whatever number it is.... how's the Cheese?

damn!! 1371



isnt that supposed to be wheres the cheese? wouldve been great last night, a bit of cheese

1372

1373


mulah...

1374 time to go pick up my scoot!

been a pleasure communicating with yas.. back soon


also going to the kart place to check details...

1375 - was just being random - oops wrong thread maybe??

1376

C_C ur signature thing keeps getting my attention... then again.. i spose thats why its there.. to get everyones attention... i almost fell for it... another one of thse " logged in user" style sigs?


1377 cris's name is not bevan!

1378

I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this

All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

1379 im hungry

1380 haha thats kewl






happyb

so am i! lets get sum lunch...

1381 - is theat a piston engine noise buzzn?

1382 - hehe piston engine noise? meh i don't need no car! i got my multitrip ticket to take care of me!
my sig, now i think that sounds hot

ive always wondered how to write uhntiss

1383

i got my scootery!!!!!!


clocked up 25km on it already....

Wickid! 1384

1385

nice 1 mate

1386 sweet!!

i know what uhn tis is now.............

happyb

so am i! lets get sum lunch...

[/quote]

1387 now im bored but not hungry mayb next time

ive eaten.... down in north plymton... i think? tho coudl be marleston still or karalda park... dunno 'burb, mooringue avenue DOMONICKS DELI ask for a SAMMI special wrap... like he makes craig... hmmmmmm

i eat tyhere 1387 times...

i've eaten at subway 1388 times...


*although it's probably more... go subway!

1389 1387 was mine

1390 - haha

HUMP DAY IS OVER! 2 DAYS OF WORK TO GO!

1390 then hows the scoot del? have to a scooter drive-by by my place im just up past anzac

Cris i been past ur place 1391 - 1389 times already!

1392 - did anyone else get the Subway card in their mail in the past few days? called the 24/7 Card..

free upgrade when you purchase a 6inch sub and medium drink
free sub when you purchase a 6inch of footlong sub and a medium drink


pretty good if u ask me!

tho no one's asked me..

1393

i dont know how they can afford it... the subs are so friggin cheap, like 6 bucks for a footlong or something like that...

you pay $6 in maccas or whereever and you get a small fries...

1394.......move so fast i hardly touch the floor..

1395 i feel alive!!!!! wind in my hair... sun was out... ahhh wat a sweet day it was!!!!!!!! hope everyone had a great day !

I got one too, and it was the only piece of the 1396 pieces of junk mail I got that day that I didn't throw away.....

1397 - just had deja-vu while replying in the Super-ultra Thread of Procrastination Techniques topic..

never had an online virtual deja-vu before... welcome buzzn to the 21st century i guess..

1397 no i didnt get one of those drink speacial subway cards in the mail today, the postman didnt bring one for me for some strange reason. maybe me letterbox was full i dunno. but i did get a whole heap of bills which i did not want to be put into my letterbox by the postman today when he came past today after he went past the next door neighbours house today. i wish he did though that would have been good if he did that yes mm yes i would like one of those. maybe he will drop one off for me tommorrow after he goes past the next door neighbours before he gets to my house. maybe he will drop off some more bills at the same time that would be nice.....

1399 - oi! get in line bitch! this ain't the line to get into One..

1400 my last post for the night.. gnight folks.. have a good sleep and an enjoyable day tomrow!

my first day to work on the scooter.. hmmm hope its nice.. n not to chilli....

1401 - for those who know not of what i look like, i just updated my profile, so i have a piccie in there now. in case any1 gets confused, i'm the one on the left (well in the photo i'm to my left..).

1402...is that David Hasselhoff on the right???


Want me to send you the originals of those pics so you can maybe get a better quality to the freak on the left....eeer, thats you right!!!!

1403 - LOL!! thats hilarious. which one was you again? both wearing the same tishirt? both got the same haircut and face wow thats amazing...you could be twins

1404 - thanks for the offer smp, but i'll never live up to the dazzling looks of the Hoff, so i'm happy to be a lil blurred compared to him.
and yeh cris, doesnt it suck when sum1 cranks up to the same rave as you wearing the same shirt, and even having the same haircut! it felt like that movie Face/Off but with a mirror..

1405 nice work buzz;) now.. ill have to remeber ur not slide.... and u didint have an FC.. dunno why i got u two mixed up...

dam mornings suck.....

1406 since all of you like the hoff so much, here's him vs mr T

1407 i think that should be in the rebirth of THE HOFF thread icoudl watch MR T smakcing him round theplace all day ... who did win that fight? as it looks pretty even so far.....

1408 ah well

2 days to go, and guess what? i've got monday off!

1409 mmmmm dunnpo what to write 8 think ive gotten all of my frustrations out already today

is that 75 characters yet........buzzn, yeah that does suck how dare he/you/he/you.....im confused

ive got tomorrow off yeah!!

1410 - yay tomorrow off!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Lalalalalala...

Sorry just getting excited!!


Mr T rocks!!!

I loved the cartoon.... classic!

1411 HELLO EVERY1

1412 hey dude hows things?

1413............ 1 hr 10 mins til I finish work!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!
And the count down begins!!!!!!!!!!

1414- 1hr 9mins... 1hr 8mins......1hr 7mins......1hr 6mins........ stuff that do it urself

1915 C'mon........... You know you wanna keep countin for me!!!!!!!!

1916 meika you suck..... but i have tomorrow off so i suck more

1917...... Cris as the story goes.... apparently you really do suck!!!!!!!

FOURTEEN 18 yes i do...............

1419 - Hello all

1420 hey champ hows thingos??

1421 – very, very busy. ARGH! No rest for me

1422 - yeah tell me about it. got tomorrow off so have to do todays and tomorrows work in one day..........do-able tho :>)

1423 - i looked like this..




then like this...




then i sneezed..

apparently sneezing is closely related to orgasms, so buzzn keep it up....at least 1424 more and you'll be satisfied!!!

1425 it isn't realted to an orgasm through the feeling it related to the release from your body, has nothing to do with satisfaction satisfactionally it could be judged equal but yeh point made

1426 - well MM, obviously u haven't sneezed enuf times in a row then..

i could give you 1427 reasons why i dont understand this thread one bit

1428

it's all about small talk and meaningless conversation

sooooo... hows that weather? nice day today eh?

1429 - yeah today was nice, any idea what tomorrws is gonna be like? Ive got work off aswell and wanna get some things done outside, hope it doesnt fucking rain

1430 - well i'll be drinkin beer and watchin footy (soccer) all day tommorrow oh yeh!

then saturday it's cargo time!

1431 - Pick this track...

weeeepa weeeeepa weeeeeepa weeeeeeepa
***Thats me trying to make scratching noises***
Let the base go.
***First line of lyrics***
wooooola woooooola
***Me trying to make deck rewind noises with letters***

Jimmy J and Cru LT - Six days

took me 1.432 seconds to get it!!! Or am I just being facetious and this is not correct after all...

1433

A BLONDE walked in to a doctors surgery and complained about a problem

Blonde " everytime i sneeze i orgasm"


Doctor " my wat a problem, wat may i ask are u taking for it?"

Blonde "PEPPER AND LOTS OF IT!!!!!

1434 - my record sneezing attempt is eight. was good didnt have an orgasm though. made me think about other ways that i could though......mmmmmm could

i just wank.. saves getting snot everywhere

1435

1436 - i do both, but not at the same time.. my timing isn't that good yet

imagine the velocity if u sneezed n gasmed at the same time.. could possible do some damage... high velocity spoont... no one would like to be hit with that 1437 times

PeAKe, I wanna know...did I get the tune right or not.....tell me, tell me now!!!!

You have 1437 seconds to comply!!!!

Six daze on the run, lookin for a place to have some fun, night and day without your sweet embrace...I'm going crazyyyyy

i just laughed at this for 1438 seconds LOL!!!

im sure when cris clicks on this link.. oldskoolie too.. that they will be tracking me down fast and it will only take 1439 seconds...

1440

damn, i friggin love oysters, went to a restaurant overseas where there was a chef dedicated to cracking fresh oysters to put on your plate... he just stood there opening them, was great!

1441 yes u suck and i dont know where you live either but ill find you.......

1442 add fulcrum to my list of envious fows... hmm still got 3 doz left!!!! hahahahhahahahaha


mum bought 32 dozen with her when she came over.. ive already gone thru 3 doz... still got 3 outta my 6 dozen alotment left

*gloats*

1443 i cant talka baout this anymore. im so god damn hungry my dinner still isnt cooked.

got RSI?

(workcover'll have to compensate him $1.444mill for that injury in 2yrs time..)

its ok Cris ill make sure i remind you how good they where 1445 times a day.

and mate.. u was getting ur dinner ready when i left your place earlier tonight!

1446 - damn i love the Pleasure Session. Josh's sets always make me want to sneeze non-stop...

1447....yeah sure does...cant wait to hear her go right off at Cargo on Saturday
Did you like the track before called 'Star Sign - Taurus' by any chance

Thought it may have touched a special place in ya taurus heart

in 1448 unique ways that only a song by that name could.. hehe

eww oysters look like snot, how do you eat that crap. I would rather eat 1449 eathworms than eat an oyster

cant go past oyster kilpatricx mate... wisty sauce.. dash of lemon juice lil bit o chilli bacon bits and grill... hmmm Cris has taste.. as does fulcrum and olskoolie

its ok bradat... thats 1 less person outta 1450 people that i dont have to share with

well brapdat, ur not alone, i 2nd, err 1451ndth.. that, oysters are eww.

then again i'm still trying to learn to eat veggies..

1452 running late for work

phone rings...


Boss ' where are you"

Craig " F*CK

Boss " see u in a few minutes"

1453 - you know it seems this thread is going down the exponential curve now... Not getting an increase in hits anymore... why is that hmm???

1454 - I want oysters!!!!!!!!!!! YUM!

1455 - need a louder stereo.

Buzzn - how the hell can you not eat veggies? I love them badly. Im makin a huge greek style salad today with little roma tomatoes, fresh lettace, shit loads of fetta cheese, olives (i dont eat them but its a must in a greek salad) and maybe a few hebs and some crazy salad dressing. Beter than some snot in a shell.

LOL yeah you did... As you know I had to run some errands last night kinda right after I posted that.... sorry for the tardy reply. I'm only 1456 seconds late though.
Probably more now...

man I'm good.....how good am I..... 1457 times better than everyone else!!! (I wish)

well that makes me 1458 times better than everyone else because my mum says i'm better than you!

Your mum doesn't know me! I'm 1337



errm 1459

she's biased and uninformed of what a heathen you really are though....if I tell her all of the 1460 evil things you get up to she'd change her opinion I bet...

*gets on phone to Aunty Cheryl*

bah.. i've told her and she still thinks me the perfect angel.. who wouldn't when eddie k'smeddie is about 1461 times worse than the devil himself??!! it pays to have an evil older brother!

yes, so true, no-one can top Eddie Sausage-fingers in the evil stakes....I now deem the number of the beast to be 1462...not 666 ha ha ha

i reckon he's got about 1463 alias's too.. eddie K'smeddie, eddie sausage fingers, eddie-dont-shoot-i've-got-a-texta, eddie g in-da-house, eddienem (as in eminem) ha ha ha ha ha ha

FU*K I LOVE THIS PLACE 1464 x 1465 TIMES!!!

1466 - its the interweb..... and i reckon ive seen all of it

1467 you aint seen shite biatch LOL!!

1468 who do we appreciate. Gimme a O gimme a L etc...

*in best cheerleader voice*

1469 - Poker tonight, i hope i win.

1470 wobbles riding the scooter home one handed.. can of bourbon in the other... huge grin on my face...


ahhh Beers n BBQ tonight... down by the pool.. shame its not warmer!

me and 1471 of my mates are on our way...hope you've got enough snags matey

1472 - only wish I was in SA to join u - Hey good lookin' what u got cookin' ?

hey you, girl of sunshine!!! Hows life in North Queensland??? I bet its 1473 degrees hotter than here you lucky thing!!!

Have you packed all of your 1474 trinkets ready for your move yet???

1751- I am bearly alive
Drinkin and packin and singing along to the Mp3 player. . . short interval with the anthems forums which I have negleted due to boy interest - see goals and aspirations thread : ) . . feeling pretty funny and sunshiny at the moment - in need of a good laugh me thinks !! SMP no doubt you will get me smiling !! I just read about your bowling triumph . . Right over 3 lanes . . Hmmm Well no wonder pple were gumpy - classic !! need to take a vid camera and win some dosh off funniest home vid's..... Yippeeee yahhhoooooo it's Friday. . . p.s. booze is good hic hic hic

1475 you sure must be pissed love...you can't count for sh*t

Love ya work babe xxx

Yes, when it comes to sports, and my attempts at them, I have many funny stories....golf anyone....bowling??? Its all hilarious.....

1476 - ILMAO

1477 - where the hell did I pluck 1751 from ???? still laughing

1478 beef cheese n chilli sausages generous amounts of bourbons beers and good company.. hope all goes well =MS=!!!!

hmm snags chops hamburgers bread sauce...


now thats aussie!

too much sunshine babe...I'm jealous 1478 times over.....soak it up love!!!

1479 - D L - Hmmmmmmm I feel like BBQ !!!!!!!

1480 SMP ur on the invite list for next bbq as is a good batch of people from here.. heheheh

this one was a sms from one of the guys to me earlier

" BBQ tonight!!!!!





U CANT SAY NO OR WE WILL THROW U IN THE POOL"


how could i say no....


disroganised just 4-5 of us locals.. drinks n merriment. sent of sausages and other stuff on the air...

good times shall flow...

Good times will flow tonight i just got my tax back

1481

No Maori, save it for tomorrow and buy me 1482 cocktails....

Dont spend it on yourself, spend it on me....Its for the best

but i only have just enough to be really fucking selfish
1483

and i can tell you it will all go tonight

1484

stupid boy.....

love ya work

1485

1486 the amount fo bottl;e tops that will be found tomorow morning around our bbq area.. or floating in the pool....


canadian club black.. 12 yrs aged.... SO DAM SMOOOTH!

1487 - has anyone else noticed the return of all these old and really good threads just pop up recently??

1488 mmmm mmm yeah yeah yeah, pull your foreskin over your head, fart up your bum

logging in as someone else now that s fun........... get to see everything from a completely different angle

1489 take a minute to walk a mile in some one elses shoes..

and if u dont like it.... your a mile away and u have their shoes!!!!


talke time to see life thru some one elses eyes... its a perspective u dont often see...

1490 mmm easy way to pick up a cheap pair of fu*k me boots

1491 im hoping thats candy... and not cris after some F**Kme boots... as cris.. dude.. unless u got a skirt to match.. i dont wanna see the boots!

Actually there was a new show on last night by the guy that did Supersize Me - where he takes on someone else's life for 1491 days...

1492 saw an ad for that whats it like??

1493 nah mate its the post whore guy here. whats wrong wit me in a skirt? shaved my legs just today and my nails are well polished

1494 - its a shame to have gone to so much effort when you have your period

1495 I KNOW!!! always bad timing that is .... always when i wanna have a good ol fisting

well as long as they are waxed and not just shaved... then its all good. for 1496 different reasons....



and theres probley 1497 different reasons i shoulndt of drunken somuch llast night... dam bbqs... we ended up with prawns n scampy and oysters and everything on the bbaq.. one of the guys is a fish monger so brought down a heap of seafood to fry up aswell...

1498 - morning has broken
like the first mroning
blackbird has spoken
like the first . .. ?

anyhow WAKE UP
be merry and sing a song today

that was really good...he stepped into the life of living on 'minimum wage'...he and his girlfriend both got minimum wage jobs - earning not much over $149.90 each, and had to find accomodation they could afford....they found a dodgy apartment that had a former crack house in the complex, noice....would have been rough, and they were not happy campers at all, but they made a really good case for the need for major social change in America...I'll make sure and watch the whole series....very interesting viewing indeed!!!

woo hoo....the counting thread has hit 90 pages!!! Roll on the big 1 - 0 - 0

1491 - MONING PEEPLZ!

1492...morning love....found your suit jacket and odd socks for today?? See you out on the street soon matey

AHGHHHHGGGGRRRRHHHH *point point point @ traffic, Spit, Point, point) ARRGGHH!!!

1493

I have got to meet these 1494 variations of the old hobo dood (there's one in every suburb, right?)

In Brompton alone there are 1495 + Oldskooolie

that adds up to 1496

Well done.... I see you have more than 1497 brain cells on the payroll this morning Oldy

He's got 1498 neurons, but no synapses.

1499 - glad u no wat ur talking about!!

1500 cc

morning people, so frickin glad that weeks over, it's all about cargo Madness tonite

1501 scotches later

can we pack 1502 Peepz into CARGO tonite??

1503 - i'm sure it will b capable.......................*yawn* think i'll go to bed

1504 the amount of laughter ill have tonight and good times with the great folk from here!

1505 - i just woke up.. damn being sick.. might go have a nap

1506. ???????? thats all i have to say.

1507 - Rubber duckies in my dreams

1508 hori pelangi`s!@ sitting o a wall and if one drunken mesiah should accidentalyy fall a pissed munted delusionaL will put him back together again!

1509 - super robot monkey team hyper force GO!

1510 reasons why Adelaide has the best weather

i still have 1511 braincells alive

woo!

1512 the amount of car crashes me and Maori Mesiah had on the xbox today..

it really wasnt going well!

1513 - the amount of kisses i got last night

1514 the amount of times i had to drag oldskoolie out of madam josephines down the road and back up to CARGO... kisses from drag queens dont count mate

1515-i always get the numbers going up in fives

oh...shit


1516

1517

i've got a day off tommorrow.. woohoo!!!!

1518 i got wednesday offf.... my bday and my tax check should coem in on wednesday aswell....

1519 the amount of seconds since anyone posted in here. good morning all.. and another fabulous day ouside!

1520 x10000 is the amount of times I wish I could sleep in today.....my head still aint quite 'right' from Saturday and yesterdays visit to the purple mammas house

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

1521 (x10000) the amount of times i've been wishing I could have stayed out longer at cargo... and 1522 (x100000) the amount of times I wish I didn't have to be at work this morning!!

1523 diveided by 1523 = how many times i had to think about taking a sicky today.

Do we need to start a likelihood-of-Oldskoolie-turning-up-to-work poll?

lol... 1524.....lol.....possibly!

1525

so 1525 chance of you turning up for work and 1526 chance of you pulling that sickie??

sumink is wrong with my eye. So i plan to pay the Doctor 1527 to get it checked out today!

1528- holey moley!!!!

two weeks holidays and this pole goes off the chart!!!!

i wish i was still in bed right meow!

1529 speaking of work, i should probably ring that possible employer of mine GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

1530 - speaking of work i might go have another lie down...

1531

monday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, 5 hrs sleep last nite, got drunk sumwer in ther, wasnt quite sober wen i turned up 2 wrk... was supposd 2 do an essay, & a few assignments= a very tired young girl who dusnt want to go full time at wrk for a couple of months, even tho she needs the $$ ....

1532

jeez im bored, and cbf doing hw
i may as well learn to count

1544 - Dont learn from me:D

1545

hmm, i saw that but im gona go along with it!...

just made dinner! sum snack in a box thing that tastes like cardboard!...

1546 u wont learn to count in here.. this is a world full fo delusional mathamaticions!

1547 - im an accountant and i cant count!

1547 - mmmmm purple mamma does this mean you met her finally????
hows the cactii??

1538 actually couting too fast again

I saw 1548 C-R-A-Z-Y things at Bonython Park yesterday.....I, I, I just can't explain any of it....you had to be there......all I can say is WOW......

"Welcome to the real world she said to me... condescendingly..."

1549 markomatic still cant count......


sleep time im outta here... gnite all!

this is all fucked up!!!! We should be at 1533

When will you people learn!!!

1534 - i just got a stomper electric shock from my car...... through my left nipple! EEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!

actually dude we should be at 1834... we are way out it all adds to the fun


-gone..... no really... i have this time...... -

you must be tired Del.... you forgot to count

I got yo' back ma nigga

1535 +1536

1537

i love waking up at 4am and finding that your block has no power... and only your block...

gawd, we're so reliant on electricity..

1538 cant wait to sleep in on wednesday... so wat sexy young anthemites gonan come over tuesday night so they can cook my breakfast for mybirthday wednesday.... no oldskoolie.. u cant apply....

backtracking a bit, this is the only way he lets me see him around the house... showing his true colours and style - no wonder him and oldskoolie go way back



I've been THERE.... just not bonython park there

1540 - i really didn't like the number 1539, so i ommited it from my post

I can so count to 1541 - I just start from 0.

1564 morning everyone!! now wheres my boots???

1565

sori i ate them

1566 - does everyone know that if you're in the middle of nowhere without food you can actually eat your own boots.. if they're leather of course..

useless tip #34734834

god its so easy to mess this up i just jumped 23 numbers (to see what would happen) and nobody noticed AGAIN!!!

so were actually only up to 1544

love useless tips like that, ill remember next time im in the sahara and im hungry

1546 - I'm off to stoopid centrelink to drop off my fortnightly form, first one for a while, an dhopefully the last! I HATE going to centrelink! Especially the Arndale one!

1445 then

Oh my god tell me about it!!!


This is why i have internet access to it... cant stand that place!!

1439 - I hear there's a Severe Storm Weather Warning for Adelaide...

Yeah.. Bring on the thunderstorms.

(you know.. you really need a little smilley that claps his hands!)

1265 - love storms, cant wait we need a good one

1266 - me too.. storms!!!! YAY! so long as it's not raining all day tomorrow!

1267 LOL!!! ahh this thread is great for the numerically challenged

18793.. r u suggesting we're all numerically challenged?? i don't understand!!

whats with the numbers?? i dont even know what we're up to know their all f**ked up!

it's never been right babe.. counting is not the anthemites strong point!! It's all over once we run out of fingers and toes


1440

its about 1555 sounds good to me anyways

1556 - statistics say 83% of ravers can't count.

1567.. how do we know if that statistic is right if we can't count it up ourselves???

1568 just pretend

doesnt the post number come up at the top right hand corner of the post box??

Doesn't that kinda defete the purpose, coz it's counting already!?!

**totally confused**

1542 Childrens... 1542


We are up to 1542

155892 oi!! who said you could count in here?? get ur own counting place...........

1543 - oh, sorry about that, my mistake

1544 - thats ok just dont do it again...............

1545

ahhhh, today sucked, can't wait till this time tommorrow

1546 yay we can count again!!!

1547

rofl, u been waitin for someone to post dude?

1548 is how many skids i did on the scooter tonight coming home in the rain... back wheel out sideways coming into a corner was fun !!!! shame it aint got the guts to dump the power back in to carry the slide better....

1549 - yeah waiting for someone who can add one on top

1550 - spewing!! lucky u didnt stack your brand newbian

1551 i think the 75cc stroke kit might be on its way soon.. that and hte 50hp shot of nos aparently its quite cheap to do only a couple of hundred $$.... then lets see how much boot she got

1552 - many breaths until D L's Birthday _ Yipeeeeeeeeeee !!

1553 - How many beers Del should have on his B'day!

1554 - dollars he would have if we gave it to him

1555 - damn, thats cheap beer.....

dam thats alot fo beer!!!!! 1567 the maount fo times id repeat myself in drunken sluriness!

and 15.68 over the legal limit

1569 my name is not bevine

1570....oh chrisP that was cr*p....I'm not even going to follow that with a rhyme

1571 - my name is not bevanty1

lol x 1572

thank God....Oldskoolie.....the voice of reason returns in this display of counting skill mayhem

1573 my brain is still a little scattery from the weekend... my posting has been minimal the last couple of days

1574 posting to be a whore!!!!


so who else is goingt o wait up with me till my bday thread pops up so we can try n make it compete with my welcoem thread....

i want the longest birthday thread as well as the longest welcome thread

I hear ya loud and clear there Oldskoolie....

decibel count - 1575

spinal tap: but this one goes up to 11

1576 - I'll do my best mate, but i tell you now... its looking grim... However, stranger things have happened

1577 my name is not bevan!!!!!


its whore for tonight.....

1578 - you suck ! not only do you have a birthday tomorrow, but you get the day off too!

oldskoolie i already worked that out! and my tax cheque came aswell so theres a bonus 800$ for my bday

im smiling 1579 times!

1580 - my name is not bevan.

How many candles on the cake tomorrow Del? I know you've told me, but my memory is like a something

all them users.. and no one posting...

38 active user(s) within the past 60 minutes
21 guests, 15 members and 2 anonymous members
DelusionL, playgirl_69, kandii, Oldskoolie, foonji, wayniac, smp971, Davin, PaulHamon, dance_angel, Nessa, fo_sho_man, spiltek, crIs P, Beee


ill be 26 tomorw mate.

thast more than 1581 x 6.0025 days old!

1582- 26! I Hope you have a cracker of a day!!!

I have to call it an evening for now tho...


52 Mins to go Del!!! Happy birthday Champ!!!!

cheers mate ill pour a few glasses till then.. just opened a fresh bottle of canadian club!

i will sleep very well tonight.... might even snore 1583 times!

catch ya later

1584... the time has ticked on... time for even me to depart... sleep well everyone.. have a good day!

1585

mornin people!

ze goggles! dey do nuting!

1586

so hungry, and wagging school 2day cos im sore and tired....... not wat ur thinkn
hav fun at work everyone

1587 my god its stayed on track all night

morning!!

1588 yawns on a morning that should be spent in bed! tired from lotsa lovin last night!!! it was dandy!

GOOD MORNING MY LOVE-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

1589


Happy Birthday DelusionL

1590

MORNING TO U ALL!

SMILE EVERYONE

1592 the amount of yawns i did last night waiting for that birthday thread to pop up

1593.. the amount of drinks i dare del to have to cellebrate his birthday!!

1594 i started last night mich... partial bottle of Jamesons then opened a bottle of CAnadian club last i loo0ked... that bottle wasnt looking to healthy

so.... who's making me coffee and cooking me breakfast...

1595.. no way I'll do that for you but yell out when you need that panadol and berroca!!!!

1596 happy birthday Del!!!

thanks cris!!!! ill be sure to smile 1597 times today and claim my name is not bevan!!!!

yep im with you Oldskoolie 1591

1592 happy birthday delusional i hope i spelt that right and whats so good about this morning i went outside and got wet lol

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

1598 special birthday wishes comming your way!!!

1599 sly looks at klub kitty in a school girls uniform... *droools*

and say it here hun.. im trying to get the biggest birthday thread aswell as thebiggest welcome thread

http://anthems.com.au/forum/index.php?show...059entry39059

1600!!!!

barp....... slide........ baaaaaaarrrrrrrrrppppppp.........................

1601 my 12a does when cold start and idling it sounds like BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP!!



oooohhhh sooo sexual!!!!!!!!!

1603 the amount of weird looks im giving cris right now..... dude...... warn a brotha next time!

1602 - pic i just got in the mail

???????????????????????????????????

1603 - bay city rollers were on some serious drugs i reckon

wtf.. happened there..... i replied to yoru post.. and it put mine up before yours???


*del gives anthems 1604 weird looks*

1605 - its cause i delted the post cause the pic wasnt there just a link so i did it again

you know you love it Del

your freaking me out dude..... FREAKING ME OUTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

thats like... 1606 times since i been here.....

ive only just begun

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA...........

evil laugh x 1607 decibels

1608

yuck! those guys were ummm...... real purty like ;P

1608 just cause i can and nobody else has for a while

1609 - Work fuckin shits me. I should just wake up each morning and microwave my nuts.... Same thing....

1609 this is my 2222'nd post in 2 and a half months of anthemite fun!

1610

the amount of yelps old skoolie would give out while his nuts are being microwaved!!!!

1611 - never know until you try, that could be fun.............

1612 hmmmm........ cooking my nuts from the inside out could prove to be bad for my swimmers

1613 - well you should take your swimmers off first.............

that was me trying to be funny

u gotta try atleast 1614 times more before u achive that cris

1615 more minutes till i get outa skool!

1615 queer arse looks to u all!

don't you know that you can get radiational posioning from microwaves????

cris can u confirm you attendance to go karts before i have to ask 1616 times !!!

LOL!!
when is it?
how much?
can i wear a dress?

as long as it doesnt cost $1617 im in

hmmmm just read it
think i might give it a miss think imight give it a miss (*driving) and just be a spectator and DJ if theres a spot fot me

think i might give it a miss then

Ok, I think crIs is giving it a miss. Or maybe giving it a miss. Either way, he's probably going to miss it.

LOL!! 1618 - yeah i think ill give it a miss

funny..................

1619 shame mate.. i thought u and skoolie coudl team up and find a third driver

if ur keen to play... then definitely keen to have u mix em up for us!

1618, 1619, 1620

Give counting a miss to while your at it !

1621 - So you think you'll go Cris?

nah might give it a miss i reckon
will play tho but might give driving a miss i reckon

1622

1623 - do they have 1200's?

1624 - i kow what we're doing in our spare time

1625 great fricaseed teste anyone??

dunno what happeing there might have to borrow davs

1626 double post hahahahahahahaha

1627 - MY YAMS!

1628 nothing wrong with asking

if DAvin cant race.. it would be nice to have him mix up an hrs set aswell?? it would make me 1629 times happy

cheers cris for sticking ya hand up for a set


now.. to keep this thread about counting... and the kart thread abouth karting.... no off topic chatter

1630 - time for a borry

1631 - mmmmm borry

1632.. i have no idea what u lot r on about. please don't explain.. best not to know

no need to explain or to know what we are on about the chances are all 1633 of usinhere dont either!

1634 the amount of times ive refreshed this thread in the hope some one else had posted in here... i guess its up to me ....

1635 - there ya go dude, have a post

poor old Del....dry those 1636 tears.....we're baaaaaack

i get so bored sitting here alone so often.... lol i really should do more house work.... but... everyone needs to know that my name is not bevan for the 1637th time!

1638

yeh i'm bored sh*tless as well, went through the one gallery again, found a new pic i didn't see b4...

http://anthems.com.au/forum/index.php?act=...cmd=si&img=3792

that is a top shot.... 1639 points to the photographer and the subject...how much is the guy in the bottom right corner buggin

1640 time for del to head to bed like an old fart...

Birthday thread of 5 pages...

Welcome thread of 24 pages...


cant be much more happier or welcomed and surrounded by greater people than here on anthems!!!!

1641

cheers, that'l be me on the 29th too

1642 - i still have 2 and a half months till mine... BRING THE HEAT!!!

1643 - bring on day light savings

1645 the amount of times id like to be at a computer during my work day today...

...I am on a pc all day but my work nazis made us all sign declarations to say we wouldn't access the net...or terrorist organisations on the net....or sites that show you how to make bombs.....or porn.....or any of the other 1646 suspect sites....!!!!

What??? They actually want me to work while I'm there???

1647 - even sites where peoples name is not bevan?

that sucks!! 1648 ass's

1649 - Today will represent a milestone in anthems.com.au achievements. anthems will turn over its first 100 page thread. I'd Like to be the one who makes this happen. I have spoken.

1649

yeh most sites for us are blocked, they havn't blocked anthems yet tho, they probably will soon... but i usually dont have time for surfing anyway

poor smp.. damn clipsal nazi's... i don't get the 1650 (or 1651 as the above two are both 1649!) forwarded funnies from smp a day that i used to now either...

1652 shoes i will be drinking out of on friday night if im lucky

1653 - well when i get there i can take off my work shoes i would have been wearing for a while by then and you can lick em clean too... good boy! thats it!!

1654 mmmmmmmmmm crusty stuff and gummy toe

1655 - i know...i'll make sure i don't wash my feet.. get them extra grubbed up for ya... added natural flavour mmmm mmmm 1655xmillion bacteria... yeah baby!

1656 - Lets see how you go drinking out of my thongs then Cris.... Balance may be the key... but they're spongy, so you could soak them in the alcomohol and then just knaw on them all night

1657 - hurry up and cook u stupid food mmmm foood *drools like homer*

1658 - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ foooooood.

I knew i forgot to get something in my lunch break

especially those ones.....so many porn sites where the principal character is called Bevan (he of the more than 7")

I've seen at least 1659 of them this week alone....one of them looked an awful lot like you Oldskoolie....my eyes, my beautiful eyes!!!

1660 - Im Famous!!!

Im tired really tho, is it time to go home yet?

1661 - and ill now write that backwards 1661 yay!! and now yay backwards - yay

1662 - you work in an unventilated area dont you.... GET SOME AIR DOOD!

1663 Im going for it now...

1665 Nothing is going to stand in my way Whoo HOO!

1666 One devil.... look at me go!!

1668 hope im not late

thanks to all of the other 1669 post whores who made this happen...also the purple mamma for giving us crazed brains with which to dribble 100 pages of utter crap....and of course to Jebus.....without him none of this would be possible!!!

1670 woo!

SAVE ME JEBUS!!!

And stay out!

1671 - yeah what he said!!

markomatic - have you noticed that everyone puits a number in their post?

how many times must you be told!!!! 1672 or something???

.....give the poor old fella a chance!!! He's lived at least 1673 days longer than the rest of us Thats 1674 degrees closer to dementia

1673 + 1674 for markOmatics blunder (dumb ass!!)

LOL!!

nearly time to go home and drink ber yeah!!

1675 - i'm surprised this thread was gonna get this far actually thought it was gonna drop out a couple of weeks ago...well done to every1 especially oldskoolie!!

1677 yeh, it looked that way didn't it...

back with a vengeance!

1688 - my name is not mate

1689 - neither is mine

1690 - ok all righty

1691 ahh, what fun

1692 - im going to drink out of a shoe!

1693 - bevan? thats not me!

1694
yay! i made the thankyou list!




thankyou, thankyou very much

1695

nice one mon, and a big shoutout to [you] for reading this post

Awww... thanks

Whore on!!! 1696

you should have put Bevan in there!

1697 - speaking of bevan

1543 - stupid gay weather

1544 - stupid gay harris scarves...

1545

children, ther is no need to use the word 'gay' in that context!!!!...

1545 - stupid gay monica

1546

how rude!



haha u suck!

stupid gay people!! 1702..................im gonna drink beer from a shoe

1547 - stupid gay weather x 2

you suck 1704!!!


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1705

yes man everyone thanks me at one stage or another... i think ur first thank you to me was for getting u on to this lovely sight called anthems

let the fun continue!

1710 - Im sorry Monica, wanna be friends?

1707 i think we need a mod for this thread

but im not putting my hand up

my name i snot BEVAN

hahaha fooled by the code....nice one
1708 can i be your mate????

1709 - ORDER! ORDER! MO FO'S!! ORDEEEEEEEEER!

1711

hmmm *thinks long and hard* iz that a trick question?



btw oldskoolie, did u realise we passed the 2000th post aswell as the 100th page?

its oldskoolies whore thread..... blame him mod??? nah mods would take the fun out of this thread...

and id be chastised about 1712times!

1713....none of you can count for sh*t....go back to school for Jebus sake!!!!

1713 - this thread is mod ed by the mods ( buph, Paul, Davin etc)

1714
so wot oldskoolie! u put it here for us uncountable & unspellable anthemites... i duno wot im argueing for but i couldnt resist.... *walks out the door*

1715 i like Mr Sheen

1515 time for me to take the rx7 down the workshop... tonight im actually gonan get to service/tune it before sundays races... got so slack last night!

ok 1718 and 1719 then

fu8kin count sh8t t8t a8s SH8T

1516 - TV is sold craig, bring on the new car yay yay yay

1720
well done daniel y dnt u find a way to share or iz that going towards the aLREADy bought car?

1721 - fun fun fun

1722

can i have some cordial too?

1722 beer from shoe

1723 i hate that-e

1724

uv been going on about drinking outa a shoe all day... if its that good id like to see u try it at the simpsons drinking party...

Yep goin towards the car i already bought.
The guy offered to buy my lounge aswell, tempting...

I feel so emty and incomplete with out my TV

1723 for that bad boy ^^^^

1728 for this one

1724

dnt worry too much on it babe must be bad with withdrawel symptoms but you'll get thru i hardly watch tv these days... u just gota fill ur time up with other things

1723 - yer your rite. Thanks for the advice. BIG HUG for you.

1725

& a big hug & kiss commin ur way

1726 - awwww

1727 ok ok, break it up...

has anyone seen Bevan?

1730
hehe u want a hug too?

lol ya just skipped 2

1729

yeh i'm feeling left out

1730- damn this is annoying me i keep getting multiples of 5!!! funny though

1731...everyone is having lotsa fun!!!! Bring on page 200.....

1730
i kno i did! iznot like im the only one who does it















oh yeah & a hug n kiss 4 u too
infact im gona send out a big hug and kiss to all the anthemites so no-one else feels excluded as a result of me

PEACE xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
:D

1731... ud think after 4yrs of working at a place.. they woudlnt mind u using the hoist after hrs if u clear it with the head mechanic.... but no.... the manager wants his 2 cents too!


home again now... wheres my beer... i have no shoes!

1732 - just use mine ive been wearing them all day, tastes quite good actually with a bit of tinea and toe jam mixed in yeah!!!