Started by Oldskoolie · 10 Sep 2005 · 22,216 of 23,117 posts survive (16,062 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback
Oldskoolie
Sometimes i cruise the forums and read alot of what people have had to say, but dont really feel like responding because im tired or whatever. The point of this thread is that its just somewhere to come and post something.
Its a heaps shit idea (and i have other shit ones too) but lets see how far it goes.
i'll start.
ONE
Kylie
two - im so sketchy!
Kylie
and that was my second post.... how fitting...
Oldskoolie
Decepticon
THREE - hours to go until the footy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO CROWS
Seven of GAFFiO
ST205 GT-Four Group-A mmmmmmm YES PLEASE!!!!
missvixen
five - that how many people wll care if port loses
This post has been edited by missvixen: Sep 10 2005, 05:37 PM
Oldskoolie
THATS THE WAY!!!!
six
DeL
RX-7 !!!!!! yayayyayayayyayayay!!!!
spacecadet
mmmm I 8 barbecue last night !!!
Oldskoolie
i got up at 9 today
letmeteachyou
Omg.. its nearly 10 am and I have to be up and dressed soon....
letmeteachyou
Today is the 11th and its my birtday and Chemicals
*smp*
happy birthday felllow virgo queen....any plans for this wonderful Sunday!!!
=MS=
12 maids a milking
DeL
13 beeers left in the fridge from last nights football game..
fo_sho_man
in 14 days time I'll be in my second week of holidays counting down the days for my trip
joker4
15 hr before the olds r off to china
Maori Messiah
I had over 16 drinks given to me @ Munt Fest '05 Ranging from i nice ice cold pale ale, to a sweeeeeeeeeeet shot of galliano and then skanks like dalbz buy vodka and im so wasted i think its scotch and coke even tho its yellow, then i drink it and like feel sick for a second, like then i go dance and hear da XTC song and like GO HARD!!!!!!!!!!! and another thing WHAT GUY DRINKS WITH A STRAW..??..??.......... god im scattered
DeL
at age of 17 i bought my torana... ahh i miss that car..nothing liek a '69 HB brabham
that lil beast use to go surfing with 4 short baords and a 9'6" malibu on top that was just about as long as the car!
crIs P
i was next to the runway for 18 minutes before i got busted
mel
lol- and after 19 minutes you were spread eagle on the floor!
taz
It sucked when i turned 18...i spent the day in court, but at least the judge said happy birthday.
taz
oops...i think i've been stuck in a blonde moment for over 20 years
mich
21.. eternally, every year i turn 21 on my birthday... who cares if i look forty??!! ha ha ha ha ha
*smp*
GO FOR 22 THIS YEAR...IT'LL BE MORE BELIEVABLE....THAT MAKES ME 25
pink_n_fluffy
QUOTE(taz @ Sep 12 2005, 11:32 AM)
It sucked when i turned 18...i spent the day in court, but at least the judge said happy birthday.
DODGY!!!!!!!!
foonji
lmfao your both dodgy!
crIs P
QUOTE(mel @ Sep 12 2005, 09:48 AM)
lol- and after 19 minutes you were spread eagle on the floor!
and at 2:3(0) that afternoon i was released onto some street and i didnt know where i was ....again
crIs P
top thread Oldskoolie
Kylie
24 beers in a case..........mmmm.......beer!!!!!!!!
*smp*
25 different flowers blooming in the garden at the moment....I love Spring!!!!
taz
QUOTE(pink_n_fluffy @ Sep 12 2005, 12:41 PM)
DODGY!!!!!!!!
WHAT??? I'm just sitting at my desk at work being all sweet and innocent and stuff
pink_n_fluffy
i was refering to your post.. and i bet your doing something dodgy aren't you!!! Im on to you
Foonji i wouldn't open your mouth too big have you seen the photo's of you yesterday!!
Oldskoolie
26 degree wheather would be nice
pink_n_fluffy
27 would be better
Oldskoolie
28, thats how old kovo probly is
mich
28... that's how old i am for real... and 29 in two months... DEMAND A RECOUNT
*smp*
hell yeah, crank it up to 27 and lets get our thongs out....the feet kind ok!!!!
Oldskoolie
shouldnt we be up to 30?
30 - thats how many seconds i last
mich
ha ha ha ha ha 31 that's how many seconds it takes any lady getting it on with oldskoolie to say "is that it?"
*smp*
32....and she's out the door....
Oldskoolie
33 - bring on the next one
mich
34.. what do u mean you're not ready to go again yet???
Oldskoolie
35 - on a scale of one to ten, thats how much im laughing right now
*smp*
35...my next birthday, and no crap sex from the likes of Oldskoolie ok!!!!
Oldskoolie
ew... too old
lol jk
mich
lol... leave the old lady alone!!!
36.. 3 hot chicks... BINGO!!!!
*smp*
37...HOW MANY NEW TRICKS I COULD TEACH OLDSKOOLIE!!!!
Oldskoolie
38 - a 3 and one fat lady ... bingo!
mich
39 simply divine... smp and i know lots of simply divine things oldskoolie could stand to learn... but u can't do it in 30 seconds...
*smp*
40....how many minutes that Oldskoolie has to GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK MINE AND MICH'S DINNER!!!
Oldskoolie
QUOTE(smp971 @ Sep 12 2005, 03:39 PM)
40....how many minutes that Oldskoolie has to GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK MINE AND MICH'S DINNER!!!
41 - off to the viagra shop!
*smp*
42...How many times Mich and Shaz have to say PUT IT AWAY to Oldskoolie
Oldskoolie
43 - i give up - BEATEN!
*smp*
finally he learns
Oldskoolie
2 against 1 - no fair!!!
*smp*
now youre counting backwards.....
44...how many brain cells are left floating around in Oldskoolies head after the abuse from another hot and heavy weekend....so many women, so little time (30 seconds each)
mich
45 the amount of times oldskoolie's dreamed of a tag team session with smp and mich in the last 46 minutes... ha ha ha ha ha
unnatural man.. we're cousins!! PUT IT AWAY
*smp*
nice pick up Mich....I used 44 at the same time, but your post was saved by your use of 45.... probably posted not more than 46 seconds after I did
mich
and then i did the edit to 45 and 46 but that was 47 seconds after your post
hey 48 seconds until i'm out of here!!!!
*smp*
49 minutes till Oldskoolie gets back from the viagra shop....are we ready????
joker4
50 seconds later im still lauging bout the 3 way that was happening with Oldskoolie, smp971, and mich
need a hand there Oldskoolie, to pay theses girls back
crIs P
aah i think we missed 29 so......29 is kovos age + 1 and how the fuck did kovo get into this post anyway? oh and Oldskoolie if want i can get u some herbal shit that will do the same job costs $51
*smp*
sweet happy high herbs??? love that place....52 magic remedies for 53 types of aches and pains..he he he
fo_sho_man
is this post 54?? nope.. it aint hmmmmmmmm
*smp*
in 55 minutes time I will need to start thinking about bed (damn work!)....but I'll probably stuff around on this pc for another 56 anyway
Oldskoolie
%& - thats the number this one should be but i held the shift key down.
*smp*
wing dings counting!!!! 58 bottles of beer on the wall.....
DeL
59 the age of my step father!
mich
60 minutes in an hour.... that's how long i've been at work already this morning.
mel
61.....yeah... the number of assignments im behind at tafe cos im a slacker!!! (a little over exagerated)
PaulHamon
62 days till my birthday.... (actually it's a few less but close enough)
meika
63 hours I have to work this week....... Over worked and underpaid
mich
63 days to my birthday... which means 64 days until i'm too hungover to come into work.. finally a day off!!!!
toby74
i have been putting off this school work for at least 65 days now ... will be 66 soon
letmeteachyou
67... the number of chocolate bars I will need to get through all of my Year 12 marking...
crIs P
1472
crIs P
69!!!! i hate that number half a 69's good though
fo_sho_man
70 - the number of mistakes crIs P has made on this forum so far.. whats with that post with just the number 1472?????????
Kylie
i think that was meant to be a joke! 1401 is 71 less than 1472
i should do some work!
=MS=
72 collective burps that my friends and I are able to achieve after drinking pepsi max....
fo_sho_man
QUOTE(=MS= @ Sep 13 2005, 03:12 PM)
72 collective burps that my friends and I are able to achieve after drinking pepsi max....
and 73 mins of laughter after seeing that..
DeL
74 is 2 more beers than 3 cartons
Oldskoolie
75 litres of snot in my sinus from the flu
DeL
76 i scored a free long neck each carton!
DeL
ok i cant count.... i drank the long necks.. and on the way thru first carton... give a man a break...
Oldskoolie
77 - year of my birth
DeL
78 yr of my sisters birth
DeL
79 yer of my birth!!!!!1
buph
80 one year off my birth
DeL
hrmmmm 81 2yrs before my brother !!! 1983... i think... ;. so do i fill the gaps till i get to 83?
fo_sho_man
will I have to say it 82 times that yes, you should fill up the gap
DeL
83 the year of my brothers birth!!!!
Kylie
84 - isnt that when you were born Meika??? Man i feel OLD!!!
meika
Yeah!!!!!!! But as a female 85's the year I say. Never reveal your true age
DeL
in 86 i think i started school...
*smp*
in 87 I was stuck in a Catholic convent school in Port Lincoln, and hating it...
In 88 I refused to return there for Year 12 so got to go to a real school after that...no more Jebus lessons for me!!!
Go Cleve Area School!!!!
letmeteachyou
89... Year 11 at Lameroo Area School (moved from Vic to the farm in SA - omg, what a shock to the system, going from 1500 kids at my high school to less than 300 from Reception to Year 12)
DeL
in 90 my mum and my teacher use to be good freinds so id end up at my teachers place for dinner... and u know how much crap 11yr old kids can give each other about being teachers pet etc...
letmeteachyou
91... my first year of my Bachelor of Education at uni (time to head to the uni bar )
*smp*
92...the year I turned 21 and started ravin
mel
93 the year my car was born... or was it 94???
letmeteachyou
95.... my first year of teaching (in Whyalla )
crIs P
96, 69 backwards
Kylie
which one do u like best? 9 or 6?? hehe
fo_sho_man
97 - just another number..
Maori Messiah
98, 89 backwards... writing numbers have lost all meaning now when we resort to shit like this
Maori Messiah
And you missed 94 lmao, 94 the yr. my car was made
Maori Messiah
mel you suck make me make the 99th contradictory statment in this thread grrrr
Maori Messiah
YAY 100
mich
101.. dalmations!!
fo_sho_man
the 102nd post with no meaning to it. great!!!
DeL
103 just to be a post whore.. i have no reason....
crIs P
did this thread have a meaning anyway? were just counting arent we? and what are we counting?
104 kick the whore out the door
crIs P
105 dont give me no jive
crIs P
106 pick up sticks
crIs P
107 my name is not bevan
crIs P
108 this thread is great
*smp*
107....gettin it on with Oldskoolie on viagra feels like Heaven ha ha ha....
(refer to posts 30 - 50 for an explanation of this one ha ha ha)
no we actually got to 108 and then for some strange reason 107 was posted again
109!! who brought the wine??
Kylie
I did! hahaha! and look where that got us! hahahahahahahahaha fuck i crack myself up!
Kylie
110.......lets do it again!
Oldskoolie
Kylie
never mind......its a personal joke!
Oldskoolie
111 - its a personal joke
Kylie
112 - just for good measure...........
Oldskoolie
113 - you can get away with doing that on country roads.
Kylie
114 - thats about how much youd have to pay.....plus a bit more......if ya got busted!!!!
DeL
115 is about the fastest u can safely go with out being booked..... well i think so .. then again the rx7 never sits below 130 on the open road.. 110 is just the wrong rev range for 5th gear...tooo slow...
meika
116 - Yay I just got home from work!!!!! Does that count????????
=MS=
117 -
a black man has gotta turn on a light at night so he can be seen......
=MS=
118 - brush your teeth so they are shiney like Mr Sheen.....
DeL
117 as im the first one up..
crIs P
119 - in your dreams
=MS=
120 -
DelusionL needs counting help a plenty ......
mel
121 - time to find a new game! we are VERY easily entertained!
Maori Messiah
122 you missed 118
Maori Messiah
123
456
Maori Messiah
124 rotors suck
Maori Messiah
125 damn yo gurl a cheap ride
Maori Messiah
126 and she does wikkid trix
Maori Messiah
127 after beening with you she say's anythings heaven
Maori Messiah
128 you got no gurl now so you masterbate
Maori Messiah
129 the last 4 posts have rymed
Maori Messiah
130 your know you dirrrrrrty
meika
129 and you're still lookin fine!!!!!
Maori Messiah
131 im bored
crIs P
QUOTE(Maori_Messiah @ Sep 15 2005, 02:20 PM)
122 you missed 118
no 117 was counted twice
493,624 bottles of beer on the wall
132 i lost my shoe, maybe ill just grab one of the many i see hanging from the etsa wires, wtf is up with that? who does that?
foonji
133 pairs fall from airplanes every year
Kylie
134 - people with a lot of time on their hands! i reckon it would be hard to get those shoes up there! Theres a few pairs up my road! How funny to be driving past and see them trying to get them over! haha! I wanna see that!
missvixen
135- we need more games
joker4
136 - street signs i may have taken in my younger years
joker4
137 - crums on the floor i have just picked up, JK i think i need to vacuum
mel
138 - the number of clothing items on joker's floor!
missvixen
139- the number of clothing items on my floor haha.....cbf cleaning, ill do it later
spiltek
140 - missvixen lets get norty
missvixen
141- u wish spiltek
spiltek
142 - ouch!!
missvixen
143- hehe
This post has been edited by missvixen: Sep 15 2005, 06:49 PM
Maori Messiah
144 god damn the number has just become superficial, we're just having dumb short conversations now
joker4
145 meters of damn speaker wires that i have to untangle to sort out the back shed
DeL
146 and this is actually the 165th post in this thread
brapdat
147km in a 60 zone, Doh
crIs P
148 - i cant wait....... until 149 wont that be great
crIs P
150 ill be back in a jifty
crIs P
151 mmmm gee this is fun
DeL
152 did i beat =MS= today ?
This post has been edited by DelusionL: Sep 16 2005, 07:57 AM
=MS=
153 - u sure did beat me
=MS=
154 - keep on posting we want more
crIs P
155 - ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying alive (one of my favourites) gonna whip it out tonight
Oldskoolie
156 - im gonna wear my flares then.
crIs P
157 - ive said it once ill say it again, my name is not bevan!!!!
Oldskoolie
158 - settle down mate
meika
159 - its time to do the crime!!!!
Maori Messiah
160 one of the many words us kiwi's get laughed at for saying
crIs P
QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Sep 16 2005, 01:39 PM)
158 - settle down mate
161 - stick up bum
mel
162 - moo!
mel
163 - my 500th post!
brapdat
164 to the floor
This post has been edited by brapdat: Sep 16 2005, 07:19 PM
DeL
165 the 183rd post of this thread...
brapdat
166 the 185th post of this thread
DeL
167 ur getting depserate following my lead.... post 185 of this thread
crIs P
168 - dont be late, for the movie
DeL
169 im gonan have a good time!
crIs P
170 - im gonna have a cup of tea
fo_sho_man
172 - the number of pages I reckon this will get to, if not more.. SPAM away
lost 171
DeL
173 i met Cris P
This post has been edited by DelusionL: Sep 17 2005, 07:47 AM
=MS=
171 - delusionL I am up this morning beating the counting thread DRUM........ (prollie cause I was in bed asleep by 8.30 lol )
DeL
174 numbers are missed even more
Oldskoolie
175 - I didnt arrive
DeL
176 pick up stix....
=MS=
177 - how sweet it is anthems counting thread heaven ...
brapdat
178 delusionL likes to masturbate
*smp*
179, its Saturday morning, I don't have a hangover and I'm feeling fine
toby74
180 degrees is half a turn, when oh when will I ever learn
=MS=
181 - a fatty between two skinnys - la diddle dum . . .
DeLr
182 Brapdat eats poo
=MS=r
183
...buzz buzz buzzy beeeee......
DeLr
184 i serve brapdat some more!
Oldskoolier
185 - do the buzzy bee's come from a hive?
=MS=r
186
they cetainly do - making honey that sticks
Oldskoolier
187 - mmm honey tastes like heaven
DeLr
188 i hate to say it im off for the night!
=MS=r
189 - hope you sleep real fine
buphr
190 - I think everyone is doing fine
=MS=r
1 9 1 - Good Mooornging To You All the Day has . . Begun . .
Yahoooo ooooo oooo oo o
*smp*r
192, its Sunday, and I have so much to do!!! Bring it on!!!
DeLr
193.. the amount of drinks i had last night at a mattes place... can anyone say "cocktail party" just got home....
brapdatr
194 times ive said "FUCK" today cause i missed out on goin for a crank last night
joker4r
195 - is how many piecs of my 750 puzzle i have done so far, and even that has taken me 1 month so far, oh why did i start
shagsalotr
196 is the number of pieces of that puzzel i did for him
DeLr
197 is how many panadol i need to kill this head ache....
Oldskoolier
198 beers will do that to you
shagsalotr
199 dollars would be nice right now
joker4r
200- wooooooohhooooo i got 200, brain cells left, after banging my head to wall cause i have to work 2morrow
Kylier
200 and.... (i cant wait for)..... ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
shagsalotr
202, need to have a poo
~Em~r
203 - was it imperative for you to share that with me?
fo_sho_manr
204 Why did you have to tell us that for?
DeLr
205 im starting to feel alive....
and i beat =MS=
Oldskoolier
206 my flu requires vix
klub_kittenr
207 my boobs were made in heaven?!?
foonjir
208 monday morning
melr
209 - i hate mondays!!
klub_kittenr
210- i hate mondays too especialy wen u have bird poo in your hair and you have to spend a horrible gay day at tafe, when really you should be in bed asleep
*smp*r
211, I have two days off work and its Heaven.....he he he - I just woke up zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bird poo in ya hair???? What the....clean yaself up woman
klub_kittenr
212: birds are cheecky little bugga's
i did lol.... i was on my way to tafe! i hate those little bastards! i wish i could sit up in a tree pooing on birds heads! they are so inconsiderate!!!! hahaha....
*smp*r
213, its meant to be lucky to have a bird poo on ya hair...has happened to me on a few occasions and it sure don't feel lucky hey...especially when you reach up to see what it was, and you bring ya hand back down, so not only is it in ya hair, but on ya hand as well....effin gross....
Oldskoolier
QUOTE(klub_kitten @ Sep 19 2005, 08:54 AM)
207 my boobs were made in heaven?!?
may require proof
*smp*r
214...who let Oldskoolie out of his cage this early....????
Oldskoolier
215 !! - the black out at the asylum caused the locking mechanisms on the doors to open )) Woo Hoo Im free!!!
*smp*r
216...lucky the blackout hasn't affected your tracking ankle bracelet so we know where you are alright....
klub_kittenr
217: if proof is required, proof may be provided!!! hehe.... tafe is gay and i am definately not feeling lucky! i'm stuck here and i can't leave for like three hours!!!! noooooooo.......
oldskoolie ur a cheeky bugga!
crIs Pr
218 - i cant beleive this thread is still the most active, are we really that bored?
klub_kittenr
219- tafe could drive one insane!!!! blah blah blah.... the boredom really starts to kick in!
joker4r
220 - work sucks when ur there, and good when ur not
*smp*r
221...i'm having a couple of daze off and its fun (once I finish cleaning up my sty ha ha)
foonjir
222 - i'm bored at TAFE aswell
<- making animated glowsticks...
SINTECHr
223...
Size of the first round I ever fired out of a rifle...
5.56mm for those playing the home game
Hmmm work sucks. I hate mondays
Elektro Kittenr
224... something hey??? Well, I'm on holidays - haha people!!! Aren't i cruel??? still got to teach work and do assignments... doesn't really count though
*smp*r
225....candy cat needs to update her signature
One, baby, ONE 2nd of October....
SINTECHr
226...
I dunno I just wanted to get another one in...
isn't it interesting that the amount of views for this topic far exceeds the amount of posts...
*sigh* if only they took 2 mins to post... then we might be up to a thousand and sum...
smp971... I think i may be the one
god help me
DeLr
227... proof is required... and Cris P if this thread continues like it is it will eclipse my 21 page welcome thread...
brapdatr
201 mph - fastest rotor in Australia
*smp*r
QUOTE(SINTECH @ Sep 19 2005, 07:30 PM)
226...
I dunno I just wanted to get another one in...
isn't it interesting that the amount of views for this topic far exceeds the amount of posts...
*sigh* if only they took 2 mins to post... then we might be up to a thousand and sum... smp971... I think i may be the one
god help me
SINTECH baby you are the one!!! not sure which one....but one you are smp
Oldskoolier
228 - brapdat was a bit late
DeLr
229 bratdat was still warming up the rotor...
brapdatr
230 warmed up and brappin like a mofo
DeLr
231 might take us longer to warm uup but once at running temp... hmm BRAP BRAP!!!!!
crIs Pr
232 cigarettes i smoked on the weekend mmmm mmmm taste that delicious tarry yummy stuff
klub_kittenr
224- i like rotors!!!! i'm gonna get a hot pink series five! oh yeah baby!!!! SPANK THAT ASS!!!!
DeLr
225 SPANKS THE ASS!!!!!!
klub_kittenr
226- wattya drivin????
brapdatr
227 - Bongo van and a 13B on the downlow
brapdatr
228 - I used to have a series 4 but a light post hit me
klub_kittenr
my baby has a series four! handles so phattly now it has it's coil overs!!!!!
i love that sweet sweet pull factor
gimmie a good thrashing in the hills anyday!!!!
klub_kittenr
229&230 oh noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeLr
231 i got a 12a s2 rx7,
hmm hills thrash....
crIs Pr
483 then
Oldskoolier
232 - some ppl cant numerize!
DeLr
233 the 264th post in this thread
crIs Pr
484 my dog just ate his dinner
DeLr
235 cris is scattered....
brapdatr
236 - start work in 8 hours
DeLr
237 start work at 7:30.... heading to bed now i think...
fo_sho_manr
QUOTE(DelusionL @ Sep 19 2005, 10:02 PM)
233 the 264th post in this thread
its actually post 265
I'll just say 238 to keep the flow going..
*smp*r
238, I have 2mw off so I can stay up late woo hoo....and the sun will shine whoops fo_sho_man beat me to that line...but I can't change it coz it rhymed, and DelusionL has already got 239
DeLr
239 time has come for me to go... and i must looked at the post above mine for the post number... silly me....
*smp*r
240....day off tomorrow and I will be naughty only in a retail therapy kinda way though....will probably spend $241 over my budget AGAIN ha ha ha
DeLr
240 my 1048th post on here
DeLr
ok u beat me to it.. its now 241!!!
Oldskoolier
242 - im guessing no one in the last 10 posts here is an accountant
*smp*r
243...actually (and to my shame) I work in that field!!!
SINTECHr
244.. this is like some wacked out extended version of sesame street!!
... proudly brought to you by the letters X T and C and by the numbers 2 4 and 5
(lets see if the next post gets it right....)
ps My world goes up and down, not round and round...
crIs Pr
245 - yes we counted 232 went back to 224 and started again, same thing happened with 106 i think
246 - i dont even have a dog
DeLr
247 rotars are made in heven
the world goes round and round it dont go up n down...
Oldskoolier
2 - 4 - 8 - my cars pistons dont go up and down mate
DeLr
249..... as oldschoolie should be 248
ive never looked at a boxer style engine... might have to edumacate me one day Oldskoolie
Oldskoolier
250 - fords 6cyl 4.1l crossflow
They go sideways, 2 each side
DeLr
251, u serious? i always thought cross flow was just a name.. didint know they was a horizontally directioned engine.. ????
weird...... im a holden/mazda fan....
Oldskoolier
252 - no, the ford crossflow is a straight six. The crossflow name comes from the way water/coolant flows through for cooling i believe.... Joker4 would kknow for sure as he is a xr6 boy from way back.....
My cars pistons go sideways, not the fords
DeLr
253 a holden V8! yeah thats wat i thought. was the reason.. i see wat u did now.. 150/ford engine.. i diidnt catch that till afterwards.
Oldskoolier
254 - better change the subject before this turns into what could be part of NutsNBolts
SINTECHr
255... I think thats the cost of my last speeding fine... oops
"I swear I was only going 60 cuntstable!"
Oldskoolier
256 - i wish i had that much ram
mineyr
257- i wish holidays lasted that long (weeks)
DeLr
258 i got two gig of Corsair ddr400 PC 3200
SINTECHr
259.. im so blooddy pissed...a nd its only tuesday...I thimk
Rock on FINRGY!
Freeform all the way!!
Drink more beer
shagsalotr
230...............thats a big number
shagsalotr
ooops that was 260, .......what a dick
DeLr
261 *points and laughs at shaggsy*
shagsalotr
262 *bends over and gives del a brown eye* got it right this time
DeLr
263 did u have to block out the sun with that mooon???
i thought full moon was last night...
shagsalotr
264, the sun shines out my ass honey, i light up everyone...lol
fo_sho_manr
QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Sep 20 2005, 06:24 PM)
252 - no, the ford crossflow is a straight six. The crossflow name comes from the way water/coolant flows through for cooling i believe.... Joker4 would kknow for sure as he is a xr6 boy from way back..... My cars pistons go sideways, not the fords
265 - my ute has a 250 cross flow.. where the name come from? originally, the 250s had the intake manifold and exhaust manifold on the same side. they then changed the intake manifold to the opposite side, hence cross flow
the boxer engine is like Oldskoolie said, two pistons go east and the other go west, its basically a beetle/porsche engine design, so if you've seen them engines, you've seen a scoobi engine
good thing about the boxer engine, as scoobi has done, you can put the spare tyre on top of the engine check out the Leone
shagsalotr
266 kids are sick and home from school again........oh what joy.......feel like im on a 24 hour shift
Oldskoolie
QUOTE(fo_sho_man @ Sep 21 2005, 02:09 AM)
265 - my ute has a 250 cross flow.. where the name come from? originally, the 250s had the intake manifold and exhaust manifold on the same side. they then changed the intake manifold to the opposite side, hence cross flow
the boxer engine is like Oldskoolie said, two pistons go east and the other go west, its basically a beetle/porsche engine design, so if you've seen them engines, you've seen a scoobi engine
good thing about the boxer engine, as scoobi has done, you can put the spare tyre on top of the engine check out the Leone
I could never fit a spare in there.
I believe Saab and Audi are also boxer engines.
SINTECH
267... Dude you forgot 266!
Its ok ill put it in for you.
DeL
268... why am i up so early on my day off???
This post has been edited by DelusionL: Sep 21 2005, 09:52 AM
SINTECH
269... umm I think you need help... although it is such a beautiful day today...
Im looking forward to the october long weekend... will be a four day weekend for me
shagsalot
270 morning all, going shopping for cloths for one today, hey del
DeL
271 hey shaggsy ! help yes.... my body is so used ot being up at 6:30 that i find it hard to sleepin...
matching outfits shaggsy?
actually... ill take the general convo to your welcome thread or mine
shagsalot
272 take it to mine cause i want to out do u ..lmoa...as if urs is huge but i got to try
klub_kitten
273 *yawn* goodmorning everyone!!!!! watta lovely day for running under the sprinkler nakie in the backyard!!!! lol....
shagsalot
274 im with ya there kitty
DeL
275 and im alive...
shaggsy
//quote ..lmoa...if urs is huge i got to try"
yes... girls often say that......
forget the sprinkler come swim in my pool
klub_kitten
275 googbless this warm weather! bring on the rest!!!! woot woot!!! its enough to make a girl go moist!!! lol... im such a dirty whore!!
Oldskoolie
276 - good mornin peopls.... im at work on such a cracker of a day!!!!
DeL
278 im gonan go wash the rx7 and go pimp cruise for a while and have lunch at my fav deli... right after this coffee and a nice hot shower...
shagsalot
279, gonna get the kids a sitter and go to the bay for lunch and shopping
shagsalot
280.... good mornin' oldskoolie
=MS=
281 the amount of pages that I am going to read today - on my day off....must be a pretty popluar off day good ole Wednesday...hello DL, Shagsalot,MissKitten and sorry that u don't have the day off Oldskoolie.....
DeL
282 i got my video card its NEW!!!!
hey MS ! wednesdayis best day to have off from work
Oldskoolie
283 - i ussually have mondays off... Love my long weekends!!!
crIs P
284 - ur all post whores
DeL
285.... i cannot deny that claim...
SINTECH
286 - I post because I clearly have more productive things to do but choose not to because its work and work is boring...
klub_kitten
crIs P ur a whore too!!!
we are all whore here
very extraverted whores!!!!
crIs P
hey wheres your number???
287 - my name is not bevan
SINTECH
QUOTE(klub_kitten @ Sep 21 2005, 01:55 PM)
crIs P ur a whore too!!!
we are all whore here
very extraverted whores!!!!
Ahhem (clears throat) I prefer proffesional relaxation therapist!
whore is such a dirty word
SINTECH
288 - 289
oops I forgot the bloody number too
my bad
klub_kitten
oooppppssss......
288 and 289
im feelin great and im feelin fine.....
taz
290??? Who ever would've thought numbers could've been this amusing
klub_kitten
290 BIG ONES
lol
double double
crIs P
291
crIs P
291 - is there an echo in here too?
crIs P
292 - i need a poo
klub_kitten
292- if u were a duck u wouldn't know! a ducks qwack doesn't echo
SINTECH
293 - stick it in.... me?
crIs P
293 there it goes again
Maori Messiah
QUOTE(klub_kitten @ Sep 21 2005, 01:55 PM)
crIs P ur a whore too!!!
we are all whore here
very extraverted whores!!!!
i take pride in my horiness.... unfortunatly rather than refuring to one's sexual activities and explorization, hori refurs to one's cheepness ex... You hori bastard the one thing i asked you to get for da party was ice and you didn't even get that, and where the fucks my birthday present 294!!
This post has been edited by Maori_Messiah: Sep 21 2005, 04:09 PM
Maori Messiah
also may be used in conjunction with other Maori such as Your hori Pelengi just cause i'm loaded and your some hot white chick dosn't mean you can walk all over me ey, fucking pakiha!! 295!!
This post has been edited by Maori_Messiah: Sep 21 2005, 04:09 PM
crIs P
LOL!!!!
thats some funny shit!!!
296
Maori Messiah
hehe 297 the bus i used to catch to marion late nights, sundays and public holidays chur chur
DeL
298 the 339th post in this thread.. shows alot for our counting abilities
shagsalot
299....yeah my bad as u can see i cant count.....lol
=MS=
299 - reading this thread makes me think I need a wine.....
shagsalot
300...........woo hoo
Kylie
301 - its been 100 since my last post in this thread.........
DeL
302 ford V8
shagsalot
303..thats the number for a mixer....lol
roland 303 MC
DeL
304 is a chevy
DeL
actually its a 304 holden v8... and a 307 chevy... i think..... hmm im a bit rusty on bagan facts tonight.... i just turnt metro....
shagsalot
305 in a number
=MS=
306 is the amount of times that I have brushed my hair in the past 2 weeks
shagsalot
307 rhymes with devon
morpheus
308....BANG BANG
Attached image(s)
shagsalot
3(oh)9
Oldskoolie
3ONE0 - i dont know
Maori Messiah
308 is a holden, 307 is a GMC and when 454 comes BIG BLOCK EY BRO
brapdat
312. I bet my 1.3L will go harder than your 5L or Big Block
DeL
314 id agree with brapdat
Kylie
578954632574125
Kylie
315 you boys should get over your cars!!!!!
*smp*
316...hell yeah Kylie...isnt there a bloody car thread somewhere on here??? tell em to go there and count pistons or sparkplugs or sumfink......
fo_sho_man
317 - here here
Maori Messiah
you spend 317k to build a turbo drag car and 317k on a V8 drag car and see which one goes faster BEEYATCH...you really can't argue with statistics sorry boh but if japanese engines were faster why wouldnt door slammers and top fulers use 4's??? coz 8's are better duhhhhh!!!!
Maori Messiah
318 reasons why rotors are dumb/bad/worst engine ever made/japanese cars suck/i hate generic pieces of crap
1- If you drive a rotor you drive a lawn mower 2- I would sooner endure an opera singer 3- Why buy a car that's gonna get smashed soon anyway 4- If ya mate needs a tow it would be easier for you to give him one of urs...funny too 5- Everytime you drive through certain parts of the city you will have shit thrown at your car 6- To keep you car looking shmiko you must wash it everyday, wax it everyday...twice and keep it out of sunlight at all times...alturnativly you could sell it : :: ::: :: : :: ::: :: : :: ::: :: : 318- And finally allways remember in the picture ilustrated below, this is a scale image representation of a real drag race, notice the excess wheel spinl with the V8 and still it's destroying the pissy little 4, also notice the usless wings on the turbo, this too is to scale
Maori Messiah
319 reasons why turbo's are dum
1 should prove sufficient WHY GET POWER SLOWLY FROM A TURBO WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MORE OF IT AND INSTANTLY FROM A SUPERCHARGER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DeL
320 i think maori needs to lay off the weed... he is getting delusional
SINTECH
321... GO
12 seconds later my 3.8ltr V6 Commodore ute crosses the 1/4 mile... leaving the little rotor for dead.
Q? Dont you have to PULL start a rotor.. like a whipper snipper?
323- good morning all...... not such a glorious day today, least im all rugged up in doors, well off to take part in my final exam!!!!
im so gonna fail!!!
wish me luck!!!!
Oldskoolie
324 - Good Morning and good luck!
crIs P
325 - glad to be alive
good luck kitten
klub_kitten
236- i so failed!!!! and now i have an oral presentation to try and make people think that they should sponser the fringe festival!!! aint life grand!!!
thanx old skoolie and crIs P!!!
crIs P
237 - oral presentation ey? you should pass that with flying colours
crIs P
hang on how the hell did we get here? that should be 327
328 - dont be late
klub_kitten
329 and feelin fine!!! well kinda!!! crIs P baby u have a dirty mind......
and i love it!!!!
dirty minded people make me giggle like a girl!!!!
crIs P
330 - i havent yet begun to be dirty
klub_kitten
331- oh really fool......
well i guess i'll be giggle-in pretty feriously around you then!!!
Oldskoolie
332 - LOL
Hang a boob out during your presentation, im sure that will take peoples minds off what your actually saying.
crIs P
333 - now were talking, that would be an visual presentation though
crIs P
LOL!!!
klub_kitten
333/334
old skoolie... im not that much of a whore!!!
lol.....
well im off to attempt some oral action
catch ya'll later
mwah
klub_kitten
335- my boobs are wonderful!!!!
Oldskoolie
336 - Prove it
PS: not implying your a whore. But i will ask you this... What was Janet Jackson singing when JT exposed her boobie ???? Im guessing you have no idea..... i rest my case....
crIs P
337 - would anybody be offended if i started taliking bout my penis?
Oldskoolie
338 - Probably not much to talk about
crIs P
339 - oh i dont know i could fill page....a post it note page
LOL!!!
klub_kitten
340!!!!!
oh its ok good things come in small packages
perhaps in your case its good things come with small package!!!!
hahahahahahahaha....
penis's are quite interesting things really
klub_kitten
341-
i can't remember the song but it was on the mtv music awards yeah? and she was doing something with justine timberlake?!?
who knows who cares?!?
5mins to the jaw breaker
crIs P
342 - great now i have a small penis
Oldskoolie
343 - lol, now?
Did you just get out of the pool..
klub_kitten
345
its not the size that counts its the way u use it!!!!
just joking.... im sure your penis is just dandy....
crIs P
344 - yes and i have testicle stuck in my throat
crIs P
346 - dandy, handy i call him mandy
crIs P
347 - how did the visual presentation go?
Oldskoolie
348 - lol, mandy the willy
klub_kitten
349
it went marvellous!
full marks!!
obviously i know how to give a good oral presentation
klub_kitten
350.....
wouldn't you rather that you male member had a more manly name???
unless your penis is pretty.... then it should have a girls name....
im sure your handy dandy mandy is even pretty enough to have a bow wrapped around her!!!
Oldskoolie
351 - (Cleveland V8)
put make up on it while your at it
crIs P
351 - pretty penised one
crIs P
352 - spose i could call him roger, doesnt really rhyme very well with dandy though
Oldskoolie
353 - pepee
klub_kitten
354
penie penie penis!
crIs Pr
355 - who said there wasnt much to talk about?
klub_kittenr
356
there is always something to talk about when penis's and bobbies are involved
Maori Messiahr
QUOTE(SINTECH @ Sep 22 2005, 08:04 AM)
321... GO
12 seconds later my 3.8ltr V6 Commodore ute crosses the 1/4 mile... leaving the little rotor for dead.
Q? Dont you have to PULL start a rotor.. like a whipper snipper?
Hang a boob out during your presentation, im sure that will take peoples minds off what your actually saying.
Do it i'd vote for ya I mean when i'm droppin on da mic i don't need to flop out da Maori Muscle but thats coz i box hard
QUOTE(klub_kitten @ Sep 22 2005, 11:05 AM)
335- my boobs are wonderful!!!!
Coolies
Man shit for real these were sum of the funniest fucking posts Haha 357
klub_kittenr
358
home time for me now, till next time my lovely fellow horn bags
lots of lurve, lust and naughty licks......
corrupt officer lili
aka
klub kitten
aka
lillianous... the aussie goddess of lust and lurve
cya later
mwah xoxoxoxoxoxox
Oldskoolier
369 - lol, tickets anyone?
crIs Pr
370 - ill buy 70
im sure i could get 69 mates to come to that party
crIs Pr
lillianous... the aussie goddess of lust and lurve
lillyanus???
371
DeLr
372 the 408th post in here...
meikar
373 what number do we have to hit before we get a gold star???????
DeLr
374 im unsure.. im just amused at how far out the post number vs the spoken number by poster.. is getting, its out to 36 now...
are we really that bad at counting ???
meikar
375 Yeh, we sux
DeLr
376 i like to go to work in the morning and come home at night and see how many pages have been added to this.. and the pick up line thread was good for a laugh aswell..
good to see more people posting
meikar
377.... will have do dig up the pick up line thread and add some more dodgy lines
DeLr
378 hell yeah! im sure theres some more lines out there
Kylier
379 who's watching Quidam??? I wanna run away and join the circus..........
meikar
380 Me!!!!!!!!!
How cool are they????
Oh if only we could!!!!!!!
Kylier
381 - I am yet to see some serious fire twirling action! Bring it on!
Oldskoolier
381 - thats a number
Kylier
haha beat you to it! 382 is another number!
DeLr
382 im off for the night!
Kylier
and 383 is a number that I never thought this thread would reach........
Kylier
damn you delusionl! POST WHORE!
DeLr
386 im skipping a couple to get in early as by the time ive posted this some one would od said 384 and 385
Kylier
384 and 385 just to catch up cos Delusionl messed it up............. this is beginning to lose its appeal
meikar
387 everyones beginning to loose their mind.....YAY!!!!!!!!!
Kylier
388 - bed time! will we be up to 400 by the time I check tomorrow??? Is there something more constructive we could be doing with our time?? Like trying to solve the worlds crises rather than counting???? mmmmm....I wonder!!!!!!!!!
meikar
389 nah Johnny Howard doing a good enough job of screwin that up for us
Kylier
390 - see you at 400 and something............ nighty night xo
Oldskoolier
390 - ham and salad double cut roll cost
Oldskoolier
391 fuck
meikar
392 not havin much luck there tonite!!!!!
PaulHamonr
QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Sep 22 2005, 10:31 PM)
double cut roll
they don't have them in SYNDEY I used to ask for the every where...
Oldskoolier
QUOTE(PaulHamon @ Sep 22 2005, 10:33 PM)
they don't have them in SYNDEY I used to ask for the every where...
lol, when i was in Cairns, Dan asked for a cheese and gerkin sandwhich and the lady looked at us like we were from another planet. Then she said 'whats a gerkin?'
They dont have fritz in Sydney either
393
DeLr
394
awake i am of all you before
joker4r
395 I HATE WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi ho, hi ho, its off to work i go
see ya
DeLr
396 i better get dressed.. off to work in 10 minutes...
meikar
397.............. Last day of work b4 the weekend YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Oh........ my bottle of vodka is calling me!!!!!!!!
Soon........ darling soon.........
PeAkEr
398 - What a good day to have off work!
Pass that bottle of vodka?
meikar
399......... Can u have a drink of that vodka for me tooo......
5 hours til I can have a drink!!!!!!
hmmmm maybe I can sly one under the desk!!!
meikar
400 YAY!!!!!!!!!
This is really starting to move along!!!!
I think we vcan make it to 1000 no probs!!!!!!!!
Oldskoolier
401 - oh what fun!
crIs Pr
402 - just cause i can
foonjir
403 - bloody people that can't communicate and cause lots more work, especially 1 week before end of term and one! meaning i gotta have no holidays and work also
foonjir
404 - i can't find this page
tazr
405 - this placed is full of crazy ppl!!
crIs Pr
QUOTE(foonji @ Sep 23 2005, 11:34 AM)
403 - bloody people that can't communicate and cause lots more work, especially 1 week before end of term and one! meaning i gotta have no holidays and work also
ah yes isnt it fun!!??
405
crIs Pr
damn i am dumb
406 and 407 - my name is not bevan
Oldskoolier
408 - my name is not mandrate
Maori Messiahr
409's a rhymn
you'd think being the lyrical genious that i am i could spell rhymn...
purple
Maori Messiahr
410 i like to party wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maori Messiahr
412 knowing my luck it will probably be hell
Maori Messiahr
4 13yr olds will acompany me to my can tonight
SINTECHr
409...
Perhaps we could start counting backwards to zero...
By that time this thread will have lost its appeal (if not already) and we can find something else to amuse ourselves with.
just a thought
Maori Messiahr
415 wif dem
Maori Messiahr
4 16yr olds *drool
SINTECHr
whow!! that happened quick we are up to 415 already
Oldskoolier
No Way SINTECH! We're going to 1000!!! And from there... Who knows
418
SINTECHr
Ok my bad..
419 and 420 if someone got there before me
1000 it is. almost half way
Maori Messiahr
missed 417 guys 419
SINTECHr
whow!! this is getting confusing
422??
Maori Messiahr
422 i hope
Maori Messiahr
424 rahhhh
Maori Messiahr
425 woohoo
Maori Messiahr
426 remember back in the day
meikar
428........ Nearly finished work
Have that beer cracked, chilled,ready and waiting for me!!!!
Maori Messiahr
fair call 429
crIs Pr
QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Sep 23 2005, 01:41 PM)
408 - my name is not mandrate
430 LMFAO!!!!
crIs Pr
431 - you idiot
Oldskoolier
433 - What are you tryinig to say exactly?
Kylier
434 - told you i'd be back at 400 and something.......
nickdubr
435 talkin some jive!
spewin i missed 69 - dinner for two
PeAkEr
QUOTE(meika @ Sep 23 2005, 03:26 PM)
428........ Nearly finished work
Have that beer cracked, chilled,ready and waiting for me!!!!
436
Cracked and already emptied. I'll open another for ya though
DeLr
446 and u guys call me a whore.. look at maori's run!!!!
*pass whoreage cap to maori_mesiah'
meikar
QUOTE(PeAkE @ Sep 23 2005, 05:54 PM)
436
Cracked and already emptied. I'll open another for ya though
438 I think you messed up DelusionL
Yeh I've now finished 5!!!!!!!! Time for no.6!!!!
Evasive Action............ here I come
PeAkEr
QUOTE(meika @ Sep 23 2005, 07:09 PM)
438 I think you messed up DelusionL
Yeh I've now finished 5!!!!!!!! Time for no.6!!!!
Evasive Action............ here I come
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! 439
DeLr
440, someone will always hit 'post' a split second before you... and make u look the fool that cant count..
meikar
441 But you jumped like 10 whole numbers!!!!!!!
Someones Confuzed !!!!!!!!!!!
Maori Messiahr
454 chevrolet power...i couldnt wait and i'll see ya @ Evasive Action HAHA!!!!
Kylier
455 - not if we see you first!
DeLr
456 hope yas have fun!
Kylier
457 - i am sure it will be heaven
Kylier
458 - hope we're not late
PeAkEr
460 - It always is
mineyr
461 - far out this thing is cruisin...last time i looked it was only at 10 pgs.
DeLr
462 im off to sleep.. work tomorow i got to doooooo
mineyr
463- have a good one i'll b cruisin soon too
DeLr
464 footy grand final today! im stuck at work for 10 hrs.. till 5pm..... yayyayayayayyaa
*sneaks a tv into work*
happybr
465 my how time flys
*smp*r
466.....so everyone...hows trix?
crIs Pr
467 - yeah fine thanks!!
crIs Pr
468 - oh thats great
crIs P
470 - posts a plenty
Oldskoolie
471 - wheres the frickin sun?
miney
472 - doesn't matter it's almost dark
=MS=
473 - the sun is with me
Here In sunny Kennedy
=MS=
474 - who could ask for more
=MS=
475 - kinda makes me glad to be alive
DeL
476 some fucker smashed my window
=MS=
476 - chick with dicks 'Transgender/Crossdressers' the theme to the book that I am reading
Maori Messiah
477... i looked it up on a google image search...THATS FUCKED UP
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