The Add A Word Thread....

heads of fire

bounced joyfully sideways

and ejaculated on

some one's

left

leg, which then

turned

into

a big

dildo that

she took every where but one day

the batteries died so

she went to buy some more but

she went to buy some more but

they were sold out so

she kept walking an waliking till she found

a sex shop

where heap of hot bitchez are like hey hey look at my

stink fingers

tit's you say tits, tits are attractive what you said makes me throw up

sorry...

Let's try that again

look at my nice firm tits

better?

carry on...

so are we on firm tits or stinky fingers?

err...errrr....errrrrr Melons

big and juicy

melons.. that

HAD

pink training wheels, covered in

sauce with pine apple chips

of doom

which is an old game that

makes u spin

upside down

with funky fruit hats

meanwhile , back at the ranch......

with the cows

with spurs and whips

and funky bits

the ground rumbled!

in the jungle

The cows snorted feverishly

with the monkeys

at the dessert menu

under the influence of

the reverse vampires who were in kahoots with the

purple head, blue veined

one eye

splatter of goon

purple people eaters!

that are green

anus.

And then suddenly

out of nowhere..

came a big

boobie that had

flaked skin and

its a blue footed boobie!

that got his

from the animal shop..

when he got there they said

that they were right outta boobies

but had plenty of

beans

and sauce

on top of potatoes

with a side dish of spam

ham wham

bam thank you ma'am

I love spam!

How do

poke

at

there

which is around

XMAS DAY BUT

fredrick the

albino lobster

's boobs....

had a very nasty rash around the

nippular area but the left one

wasn't as blue as

mine.

as the 3 week old moldy sandwich

that was found

upside down

inside

a hole

that was actually grandmas...

right nipple

which consisted of

a constantly consistant consistancy of constables...

and they were

rather smelly

constantly.

it was time to

jump to the left

and then to the right

where there was a big

triangle shaped

pear

shaped

gong

smack

in the head

by

the three headed

monkey that

smelled like fracked

up beans in

mongoloid

monkeys, walked

towards the escalator

but one his way, he tripped

over tha neighbourhood

fence that created

a swarm of

headless bee monsters

in a bee suit

trampling all the

bees

and honey are

enjoying

Her beaver

why they shop at

the local

phluffy mongoose

that had

a goose

which layed the

green eggs and ham

said sam.

lookout kippers!

Robin: I want a car, chicks dig the car.
Batman: This is why Superman works alone.

Tonight you will

bask in my

really dodgy

fully sick

Carona shadow with

free Heineken

only it knew that coopers pale ale was the

Prince, leaving the King to be

Amsterdam larger

that was made in

(f*ckin nice choice)

Holland, as drunk by

(aww cheers, i tried so hard and i thought about it pretty good, i felt pretty happy about my decision and i also felt like drinking some more, i love it and i also want some fanta i miss the good old days where you went to school and smoked ciggerettes in the toilet and thought we were hardcore)

me and I said:

Welcome to me, you can stop buying me drinks now and take me to a

hospital because

i spiked my drink with

this guys huge

bottle of cheap

WINE WHICH

was 2 dollars from

THE MAN ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WHO ALSO

was selling

REAL CHEAP BOTTLES OFF

animal tranquillizers to

GIVE TO

animals in desperate need of sedation due to

RUNNING AROUND LIKE

chickens with no heads but these ones had heads so it wasnt really like chickens with no heads but kinda the same

BECAUSE THEY HAD

genital herpes, it was not a

problem, but a cure for

god knows, but he definatly had

some sort of

boil on his

NOSE THAT

pulsated when he

read the newspaper

UNDER ULTRA

violet blue radioactive

LIGHTS!!

that could

dissolve the

sports section so

made a hat

outta clay

that came from

the bottomless pit of

my belly!!!

The monster under the bed ...

had

a xylophone that

played hardcore for

the rave which

Kandiriffic Jungle Bunnies

hopped all night

to the sound of boobs

rolling across

Calvin's hairy chest

WHICH MADE HIM

horny

as there where boobs rolling

in front of

a train so

boobs

g-strings and

asses

can be one

google breast

THAT HAD

google breath

mints

And mints for the breath of a thousand camels.

(I want some breast mints... lol)

Sit down B*tch or I'll

pluck ur nose hairs

because they are

toe jam

with a side order of

salty iguana and

blood that

poked the

left side of

his

make you orgasm

on a

pointy nosed broomstick

that they found in the

treehouse filled with

leaves

and a giant

Ultrasized Dildo

used for pleasuring

the donkey

a red neck

cowboy eating sammich

filled with

whipped cream from

Turbo's butt.

oh yum shouted

the man from

ATLAANTA!

who had a wooden

elbow

sticks into

his left

arm and then

turned round

and around

and around

until

he spewed up

all over

the nearest

fire hose

from

the

man

from

Kazakhastan.

Frodo had difficulty

with the

little finger and

the way it

didn't do its

banana

fry

the way he

walked

was with an odd

lisp

into a bar

and sat ontop of

a little finger

with 9 million

bananas in a

brain socket

imperial size tho

and full to the brim

with wild turkey

and ice from

and ice

that they sold to ben cousins for

approx $3k a week...

G.

which includes

again and again

and again

with hair

THAT WENT ALL THE WAY

to the farm filled with

cream

and sugar

and lots of fairy floss

that made a trip to the dentist

who killed

the others

because my roof

keeped

freaking out

and chewing on

human fingers

french ries with pepper

SO HE

went for a trip

with out

the slimy looking

pole dancer

wearing a

spanish tree melon

that only covered

his

very tiny

EAR BUT

small feet

didn't help but hinder his

performance

in the

naked mile

unfortunately his

poor running skills

stopped him from

raising to the

moon but

he could rise to

atlanta man

who was surgically grafted to.....

wonder woman and her

left little finger that could

be bothered but he was so

lazy

so he sat scratching his

head

while he played with his

things and stuff

like

nuts and balls

and then moved onto

THE MAGNIFICANT POLE

when he realised that he

had no fingers

on his foot

was stuck in

a room full of backstabbing, lying dishonest sneaky...

gummi bear pumpkin eaters

that had a very big

toes

which turned into

a sex toy

called

boo boo

the smoo smoo

party

hats

that look like

aliens on

valium

eating

matian cakes from

the bakery that

had worms

from boo boo

the utopian surgeon

wearing

freddy

kruger

and a nipple

attached to his head that was a very sexually arousing for

the royal afghanistanian lawnbowlers federation of goat's hair knitters who were in town espacially for...

the kamikaze yamakasi saddam hussein loving crotch stuffing bush pigs who...

ate cheese and drank wine with the mexicans that migrated from antartica in the summer heat wave of 1969 that caused

enlarged breasts for all

fullstop . ich habe keine lust

there was

a

dude with a huge

tuna

that came from

the ocean (funny that)

and he touched wood on

the pile of wood that

came from

kentucky

fried

stains that

piece of

vagina

that made a

really funny

noise

that sounded like a fart but it wasnt. It was more like a

gremlim on heat

which made

the toast taste like

a really sour

grape

piled ontop of

(damn beat me to it..)

Sourkraut with

gravy

frogs

earlobes

dance

allover the wet...

cat

who smelled vaguely like...

grandma

...'s frilly

dress

. Meanwhile...

I had just woken up to

the sounds of

mating monkeys

that are mates

with the tiny

snails that

smelled like

off cheese

that turned mouldy and

green which made

him feel like

dancing

and chomping on

grass

WHICH HE ENJOYED SO MUCH THAT HE

sold it

to

fredrick

permapine

wholesalers

which got him

base jumping

discount coupons

used for

eating grass why jumping out of a

stationary taxi

WHILE CHEWING ON

HIS TOES WHICH MADE IT

Difficult to surf

teahupoo

cheese

with spicy melon

and crushed leaves that where

shaped like pineapples

when

Monkey Magic and his clan

go to Belgium for

candied spew

on the

left side off

the purple & green

ferris wheel

was a dark

dark dark house with dark dark

evil alien

that took

rectal examinations

and eaten them with

chopsticks cos they

tasted like chicken crimpies

but couldnt stomach them because

he had too much absynth

so we dance around with

horses an ants till the

cows came home

to execute the

ants cause they

were

being little haemmorhoids

But as

the concepated fire fly drew her

towards the

open football field

which was constipated

because

it's mum

fell

out of

the

ants

pants

is an

overrated plant

in which

Bunny

saw overdose

in a Ford

and ran away because

Fords suck

Henry Fords

small ones

on his

left

foot

of

the Street Fighter 2

taking

national lampoon holidays to

the moon where

Sang has built a lunar colony

with giant

lunar colony qualities

of flies and

chickens that look like cats

and flying

with the 3 little pigs who...

huff an

puff cocopops

on the damager damager with

a very damaged

penis that glowed like

kryptonite off tap

on command beer jesta DIDN'T