that had
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this could be fun
a giant
cantelope!!
with whipped cream
and toast
on the back of
the broken airconditioner's
left eye
. ( thats a fullstop folks) he wailed in pain
because the end
of his leg was
horribly
deformed
because he fell
down a hole where he found....
a magical
shenr
mushroom
that could
A mint green
muliticultural
horseradish
with cheese
blown into
THE MOUTH OFF A
GLASS BLOWER
with french fries
chicken salt!
Then SUDDENLY
HE
jumped on
her nose
WEARING
a funky fruit hat with
PURPLE
gob stoppers
with cheesey
poofs
of squid
Micky and Donald
GOT GOOFY
in a bear hug
and
squished the squid
into a
shoe whom
BECAME
a comet
from the milky way
WHICH WAS AIMD FOR
melbourne
with fury
toes
that smelt like
mushed peas
and mouldy
old
recorded
ipod
Sangr
pornos on the
shenr
edge of the glass
grass cuts the face
of the tortoise
which was laster than the
mothergoose from
some person that walked in and got REALLY confused
due to the lack of
correct sentence structure
geoff terror his bob was
black
and then
NO AND THEN
so we played the first thing that came to our heads which just so happened to be ....
the hand slap game, two men go in
and a mosquito ate a giant cat
GEOFF, he screamed as he pulled off his genitals, it was not a
pretty sight at all, there was a mixture of cheese and
eww cheese wtf LOL
ketchup as he tried to pull the pieces
ketchup as he tried to pull the pieces
off with a stapler
he grabbed his
sea sponge
and headed for the
river which was
filled with salmon eating mozzies
of DEATH!
and destruction
of get your ass to get
a spare tyre
to kill the
Sangr
vagina
which was also known as a microwave cause the bitch had
splatter marks all over her walls
Sangr
a cucumber fetish
that doctors
shenr
him in the
him in the
him in the
bullocks
shenr
they said
bite me hard
OR ILL
cover you with chilli and
ICE CREAM COVERD IN
diesel fuel that captain
caveman did so
freddy ate lots of
WATER MELON COVERD IN
hundreds and thousands
with choc topping
lemon squeeze
over a open
glass roof
and a pile of
ANTS
that burn
like cadbury's
MARS BAR
while an elephant did the cha cha with a rhyno
from the left shop
at willy wonkas
while death bloomed upon
shenr
him in mysterious waves of
euphorically charged
footballs
slinkies.
banana
man
who stabs you through the heart as
shenr
it stomps on ur face
while the elbow
shenr
sticks out from the
apple tree
and hits you in the
GONADS WHILE THE BIG TREE MONSTER
eats all of your
children and friends that had to
dance for quarters
and eat tacos
when watching jerry seinfield
WITH HIS
friend the giant mexican walking fish
ON THERE WAY TO
the graveyard up the
road near the corner by the river in front of the
shenr
giant peach
joker
that was dancing to the
sounds of the underground
somewhere deep inside ........ (ok im singing now)
the moon and
the little mans cave
shenr
has a little mens room....
that the little man does
shenr
his little man thing
Sangr
in the lil man swing
wearing little man things
had a little paddy
that he took to the markets
and chewed on the
power cord for the
vibrating
massage chair that
gets up and walks
you to bed whilst
drinking a glass
of your denture water.
(yuck)
(yuck)
and salivating on your
nicely groomed
moustache that
tickled your
second vertebrea
staples
to the
german
made
subterranean sea melons
with heads that bounce
shenr
to the rythmn of...
the night. 
But over in the garden of Eden
the girls are wearing next to nothing, and for a moment
Sangr
poo smells like chocolate
and chocolate smells like
Sangr
pineapple
that came from
Sangr
Richard Gere's ass
that had been hit with
Sangr
a rabbit
that was raving to the sounds of
Sangr
techno
that came from
(this all sounds familiar )
(this all sounds familiar
)
Sangr
the bunny rabbit
who lived in a
Sangr
house shaped like
giant fat carrot that had
Sangr
wings sprouting out of
the centre of its
white
Sangr
bumbum
that has
cooties and
Sangr
chocolate dimsims
that taste like
Sangr
chocolate potatoe droppings
inside a
caramel filled
Sangr
shepherds pie
(all this talk of food is making me hungry...again)
(all this talk of food is making me hungry...again)
in a pair of
Lovely white shoes
Sangr
that were made for
midgets who had
Sangr
no testicles
because
Sangr
someone cut them off with a
a shiny clean blade that was used in the film
Frasier on ice
with evil penguins
AND
giant antelopes
ON HIS
huge
huge
huge
dimple
ON HIS
left scrotum
WHICH MADE IT
pulse with
jelly beans
and
jelly ants with
squishy legs that
taste rather like
weetbix
and
lemon flavoured turnips
that grew from
mouldy milk cartons
shenr
which sat in the
cadillac that had
shenr
WATERFALL
style rims that could
Sangr
vibrate uncontrollably
under the hot hot hot
sun
Sangr
of the coolabah tree
how many woods must a man
offend
before he
get shot in the
TOE BY
toby cause
HE FORGOT
to bring a towel.
AN HE WAS AT
grammar school because she couldn't type english to
well because
she had a monkey
which vibrated uncontrollably
because it couldn't tell the difference between to, too and 2. This meant
shit as she was
not caring, just like
A
penile infection which only effected women with
BROWN HAIR
and are named
LILO
that had the greatest
shenr
shoe
whore that hq had ever
commited to spangles
IT'S NOT A TUMA
said the freak with the stick, its a
twin that never made it..
it had one eye and six legs
nice depth perception one
with a thick blue eyebrow and
two
ginormous ear lobes that could
blow bubbles when
you are twisted and insane, we are
off the wall with
Sangr
the smigley cocopop boob
that extruded with
a lamenated penis and
spat skittles all over
the neighbours big hairy
cactus leaves
cactus leaves
cactus leaves
WHICH MADE HIM
Gargle with
shenr
salt water
till your eyes
cried from the smell
of the baking
soda mixed with
vinegar and pants on
your head with a
landmine freckle under
the bridge where there
shenr
was a waterfall
and a talking
bag of concrete for
shenr
the man underneath the
spinning librarian
who gave a
sausage to
the man with a
crooked hand from
touching his
manky left foot whilst
eating a pie covered in
hair from a
slightly larger
than a book of
shenr
leaves
falling
shenr
from the sky
into the
giant pot of oozing
terror and as he rose black blades to his
feathered goose he saw
a hairless snake
eating a piece of
a little kids
bluberry pie and sniffing
his chocolate truffle that
shenr
melts in the snow
cause he forgot it was
not a truffle at all, it was spam
and no more
savoury pancakes
shenr
with maple syrup
and sugar bunnys
because you're
shenr
a freak
that likes to
be on a leash with
pink and blue frills
unfortunatly his shoes were tied so he
fell face down onto
a bed of barbed wire and he died
The End
The End
The happy little
lizard had
purple and orange
scales because
its mother was a ninja turtle
that had
an affair with a goanna
that had gurtles
shenr
in his pants
shenr
and Big MAC sauce
that came from
shenr
beneath the
sink of an
old
1940's hot dog
the sewerage from
shenr
underneath his seat
laminated calculator
in pretty pink
laces with tassles and
a pink crown which
was covered with
CARAMEL SAUCE
and a big
slap across
the badger
whos orientated
towards sleeping
with penguins
because their flippers
were laced with
ansells special
lube
designed for dogs with
extra wide
paws because
he was dying of
an overdose of doing the chicken dance.
shenr
Then he got resuscitated back to life by a
hard screw
but the hard screw couldnt
DeLr
do much more than make his body palputate
like in the chicken dance
its some sort of crippled side effect
of a short sword to the
eye ball from mexico
that lived under
the coolibah tree
shenr
which grew from the
stoop of the
shenr
coconut
JUICE
quenches
the bride of chucky
lives in
you're bedroom with
a collection of
used
napkins that
resemble a
a gutterd rabbit
that has
hearing aids
on
chanel 7
show which
displays
images
of
eternity
that were
milky and icey
from lack of
happy pills from kmart
but Target
had the wildest
range of colours
of
a spectacular assortment
of depression
with a side dish of
elephant eggs
covered in
coopers pale dregs
and a hat with
Orange spots of
terrorism that had
infested
into
a mouldy piece
of chicken from
the back of the fridge
which was covered in
yucky gooey ewwy
screamy steamy
icky sticky
teany weany
yellow polka-dot bikini?
with pigtails
that can be pulled when
eating
ice cream with
ice magic on
chuppa chups
that were lying in the
in the gutter next
to the drunk
coopers drinking
versus
the queen and
i had a big
TOE
infection
which smelled like rotting
WHICH HE GOT FROM
going on the
train which took him too
marry poppins land
WHERE HE
had some magical
mushrooms that
majically made them
think they were superman
and jump off
the biggest cliff into
a puddle
in which they
binge drank their way
down to the
local deli which
was only open on fridays and tuesdays
so they kicked down the door
and stole all
of the cheese
and bacon pies from
the back freezer
shenr
of a dodgy hotel restaurant
owned by
leafy green
fried tomatoes
that danced to
Barry white songs
while kissing his
big hairy foot
that had little
green and white
fungi dancing the polka
with a big fruity hat
and a bottle of Dr. Pepper
Singing the
IM TO SEXY FOR THIS BODY SONG WHICH MADE THE DANCE FLOOR
want to die
because of the
red crabs that
oogled the spoogle
who used google
to find a
slice of
banana coconut pie
on his
third nipple
exported from
china where
a great many