Just Because

hi everyone
i thought i would start a new topic for those who have things on their mind but it dont quite fit in anywhere. or for thoses who are bord and just want to talk to other ppl or want to talk utter shit to themselves in hope that some one might read it.





well ill start.
i cant sleep and im so bord
and i am typing this for all of the reasons listed above. so if u are reading this i have acomplished my mission


This post has been edited by missvixen: Aug 2 2005, 12:25 AM

ok ill make a better start by saying what is on my mind.

at the moment boys are frustrating me..but worse than that is the way that girls react to boys. and sometimg will happen and the guy can just shrug it off and it doesnt matter anymore and then the girls will forgive that guy, but u cop alot of shit for it and suddenly everything is gay

(i just read over that and it sounded alot like i cheated on someone, well jsut letting u know that u are way off)

im just frustrated cos girls are so bitchy and uptight and i want them to be ladeback. cos i am and i forgive pretty easy, i hat ppl that hold grudges over the stupidest little thing.



This post has been edited by missvixen: Aug 2 2005, 12:25 AM

hrm, its 3:21AM and i got home 15min ago

same dude, just got home at 3.20, and still wide awake, thank god i dont have to work 2 morrw

its a crappy camera phone pic.... but GO PAUL GO!

go paul go!!!....oh yes he certianly has the right moves, doesnt he!

lololololololol, dude, dude, dude, can u remember any of the nite?????

all of it...

how was it?

Does anyone watch big brother? Strange how the girls in the house are up for it and looking for fun and fooling around, but the guys were running in the other direction, avoiding them almost. Very strange.

i would avoid them as well, except for kate, but shes just a dick tease, stringing the guys along for the ride to her advantage.

I got something on my mind.

I've been in "attached" for a year now. And it's way cool.
But I still look around, and even fantasize about getting jiggy with someone else (although I have no plans to follow it through).

I been caught "looking", but there was no bad reaction, and it's seems that it's cool.
But my question is...
Do all guys "look" and even "fantasize", when they're firmly attached?
And what about girls?

Some attached people act as if there's no-one else in the world (sexually speaking).
Are they serious? Or just acting?

NO COMMENT!

on the grounds, that I may incriminate myself!

well i supose there is always going to be a "what if", going there minds at some stage of there life, we r only human. if they go through with it is really another story all together.

i know i have at times, popped into my mind once or twice, but it ways popped striaght out at the same time, if i didnt, i know there was a prob, and may be a wasnt happy with the relastionship, and would have to stop and figure out why..

but that hasnt got any thing to do with why im still single at the moment

You can always look and fantasize, otherwise whats the point in looking just makes you appreciate waht you have more

[quote=buph,Jul 29 2005, 11:01 PM]
You can always look and fantasize, otherwise whats the point in looking just makes you appreciate waht you have more





Good call buph. Nothing wrong with looking, as long as your appreciating your partner.

What are you supose to walk around looking at the foot path. Give me a break. I think every one checks peoples out in some certain way. There is nothing wrong with it as long as your faithfull to your partner. I think girls do it in a fashion where thay dont get caught but us guys are like mmmmm look at that and always get busted.

Harley

Yeah but its even better when your girlie is Bi and you can check the same chickie out

Anyone remember Dr Feelgood on SAFM many years ago? She had a syaing...... It's ok to check out th menu as long as you eat at home

Also, I was starting to think it was just me attracting the Bi girls, but after about 6 out of the last 7 girlfriends being bi or bi-curious, I've figured out that nearly all girls are to some extent. There's a fair chance you won't get caught checking out girls, cos your GF is too busy checking her out too LOL

just because you have found someone, it doesnt mean that you cant see who else is out their. its not like you are acting on your fantasies.
everyone looks at other people.
'attached' people that act like their is no one else for them, are prob good at looking and not getting busted.

if your partner has no problem then that also says something about them. it is good that they dont mind you checking out other people, cos this shows the level of trust your partner has for you.

i always tell my b/f if i think a guy on tv or out and about is 'a bit of alright' and he does the same to me, but i always say that he is the one for me! a guy may be hot and you may fantasize about him, but you never know - he may have a shit personality! lol

hear hear. my boyf wasnt too vocal (at all!!) at first re checking out girls etc, my pointing out hotties has made him feel much more comfortable with the whole thing. even tho i always point em out first he he he

rofl good saying. i rekon it's ok to look

Its ok to touch but not look

nice one

ahhh boys boys will you ever learn

yeah i think ya right

ummmm yes????

is that the right answer???

boy these day are becomming such a worrie


.........well actually they always have been

ill believe it when i see it

no looking remember.... just touching

Good call

lmfao. u guys r a classic

classic as in funny or classic as in age???? *glares*

funny. u no that's wat i meant

lol

i want some chocolate ...mmmmmmmmm

i dont really feel like food. just had tea!!

spiltek changes name to "chocolate"

still want chocolate missvixen???

hahaha

i agree, if full

shit, i cant type

i ment to ssay, i agree miney, im full

ahhh who cares lol

rofl.....

changing ya name bak now chocolate?

lol

i got feelings ya know im not a rock

hey miney u need a pic in ur profile so we know who we are talking to

ahh u know we love u

my mummy just read my mind, she just offerd me chocolate.......YAY

*coughs bullshit* speak 4 yaself jeez

lol no i dont

lmfao how'd she get to spiltek?

rofl niiiice

rofl

ahhh, another rule of being perfect is to love every one and know that u are loved by everyone


...... i would make a great god, i can be a perfect raver god. and u can all worship me and live by my rules

shut up u 2

lol. na

i cant sleep. im guessing that this has something to do with me being on the net.....hmmmm maybe just maybe.
but it also may be that if i go to sleep then i have to wake up and go to sleep in the morning, and i really am over school, it is so boring.
and the work never stops

wanna do my tafe work... you have already had the practice...im all rusty!!! stupid computers!!! i only like using the net!

i've done my tafe work today...just waiting for everyone else to finish so we can decide who's edit we will use... so til then just surfin

still half asleep from last night

just like the real wold

Anyone want to teach my Year 12 classes today? So dont want to be here!!!

oOOo o! me!

*welcome to today's lesson, i am foonji, your substitute teacher. *

*foonji would like to show you all how to master the art of dancing... it took him a really long time, but he's eventually developed his own style... please make way for 2-step foonji!!!!*

i said that outloud again didnt i....

*swears she needs to be leaving like, now*

i think you need to be quiet ravvy

sounds interesting...

lol.

back to the topic, the first thing you have to do when checking out other people (when your attached) is to find out how your partner feels about it. gennerally we all want to be loved and we are all alittle insucure about loosing some one we love so talk about it and find out how your partner feels. we all have different levels of sex drive and its up to the two of you to work out what your needs are
now this wont work if you yourself are not honest with what you want and need from other people so sit down and think about why your are checking them out in the first place, are you with a person because you dont want to be lonely, are you with some one that doesnt make you happy are you just horny and what to excpirence everything in life or do you just want to cuddle and admire everyone
we all have to feel safe that our partner isnt leaving us and its our own insercurties which cause jelouse so talk talk talk and be open to how they feel. life is about excpirence, loveand lust are the best ones we can enjoy yet we are taught that once we are with someone thats all we are allowed which puts a lot of presure on us to ignore or natural insticts, which i think is why relationships dont last we are simply not honest with our selves in the first place.
this wont happen over night and once you get past the first few barriers there will be a whole lot more so be prepared.
oh yea did i say i love eskimopie very much it has been a wonderfull 10 years mwah to you beautiful

the real world sucks

but i have had a good day 2day i have done shit all at school. and it was good

i agree happyb, talking is the answer to everything

it only sucks if you think it does

yea, i know

it doesnt suck all of the time, just when i have to do things that i dont want to. but i guess thats part of life............which is the part that sucks ....im confused lol

yea i know like working i would much rather be at home listing to music and talking to peolpe about life thats when i feel the best

i love weekends, they are so much better than the rest of the week, but they are a tease......u have great fun, but then it all has to end so quick. and then you forget what u did by monday......and then u do it all over again
stupid wkends they are just too good for their own good

i was just thinking that yesterday so i know how you feel only 4 more sleeps till the next one but must go home now and see my beautiful eskimopie

lol. yeah i agree aswell missvixen. i can't w8 til the next weekend. then it goes so fast i don't even remember it!!

annoys me but ahh well. thats life i spose

thats why holidays were good, they go for so much longer and u have time to relax and party.......and remember it, but on a wkend u have to cram all the partying in, there is no time to relax.....cept on sundays, but no one likes sundays

lol ur so damn right it's funny.

holidays rule!!!!!!

im so sick of them always showing simpsons repeats........ they really need to make more and show them over here

im a huge simpson fan....but im so sick of seeing the same ones over and over and over again........

oldschool simpsons were good, but i think theyve run out of ideas now.....should start teaming bart up with seinfeld

noo i hate seinfield

they should do a simpsons meets the family guy..............it would be gold

hmmmmm point taken

yeah i agree. simpsons r good but need new episodes. should put simpsons and southpark together

yea lol

that'd b wicked don't ya rekon?

homer and peter could be long lost twins, and then all the characters from futurama, simpsons, family guy and south park could create one big story

.....i would watch it

this is beginning to get as twisted as our fairytale!!

lol agreed




.... im gonna go cook tea now (spag bol mmm)
i will be back soon

mmmmmmmmmmmmm nice!! can i come?

lol sure. give me 1/2 hr


dont be late

i wont b

yeah thats ok i'll starve

lol. ok

lol

well its comming along nicely

and every1 is invited lol....inc u djawol

.....sooooooo hungry

ok wheres my invite....???

yay i finally got the compliment i was fishing for (not off of a bloody boat or beach miney) lmao

lmfao....shut up

just off normal ground??? or a chair??

lmao...... god u crack me up

u crack me up aswell!!! don't no wat about but yeah!!!

i know u said u didnt wan to know but it interests me...

what does everyone find attractive about the opposite sex???

for me its eyes, backs, bods (not a big issue, but i love to drool hehe), and personality

much the same. body,arse,face,personality,not baks ummmmmm yeah

i think personality... and eyes... i love looking into a girls eyes.. cheeky smile.. good laughter..
and must like cuddles... or curling up on the couch and watching a movie!

awww, thats so cute del.....ull find a nice girl with that attitude

however miney FACE?? that means nothing to me, i mean i wouldnt go out with someone that looks gross......but personality makes the face better or worse

yeah fair enough too

gotta have some form of looks.. i mean the best personality cant replace the ' i need to chew my arm off in the morning" feeling...

but i definitly not after the typical stunner.. i tend to find the more atractive people are the less perosnality they have.. gross generalisation.. but its so true at times..

im a bit of a boobs man myself... large or small... not realy fussed... i think i must have been bottle fed as a child and just not got enuff of them since!

lmfao is all i can say

lmfao

i agree, im not after a real hottie.... just someone that dont look like they have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch.

and it is all about the personality for me.

lol. thought u sed u don't care about looks......changed ya mind?

i didnt just contridict myself, read back


ooo thought of another

they must love to kiss
and they must love to spoon

miney and missvixen need their own chat page.....what does everyone else think?

Just ask her out miney, and stop beating around the bush....Miss vixen, make him buy you diamonds

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he is 6 yrs older which is ummmm im 17 so 18, 19, 20, 21,22, 23
yea 23 (i failed general maths lol)
hmmm not to old lol, but i dont go over 20,
plus im not looking

however the diamonds

actually i dont like big rocks
small gems in a silver ring would be nice tho miney

hehe

smp ur a crack up!!

This post has been edited by missvixen: Aug 8 2005, 07:56 PM

lmfao u got drilled smp

wheres my ring????

ahh kissing and spooning.. u know if u wasnt such a tiny tot id accept ur proposal!

hahah and at 25.. im hitting the way too old basket

i still think owning a pub would be cool...

yep that pub 4sure, still is the plan...and we can hoast anthems nights lol


i cant sleep facing anyone, i cant breathe in 2nd hand air
and i cant finish drink....there is always about an inch of liquid left in soft drink bottles, milk, juice etc.....i have a phobia of it (or something like that)

hmm pub... we can have anthems nights one week.. and wild west and pub rock the next... some lee Kernahan and slim dusty crankn.....

u for real?
hmmm not into country, but i spose u could run that and ill organise the anthems nights........i think im getting the better deal hehe

as long as there is booze, and a tv on the wall (for the footy), and awsum music, i dont care what sort of theme nights we have

OMG... I think I'm gonna call you mini me!

I also hate breathing in second hand air, and as a result can't sleep facing anyone! AND... 9 rtimes out of 10 I leave about 1-2cms liquid in my drinks. not intentially, I just always do it!

nothing wrong with country music

"she's a member of the outback club, we don't back down and we don't back up, she's living in the land she loves, born and raised she's a member of the outback club..."

Yeah well that used to be me... I used to compete in rodeo's and stuff. It used to be my life!!!
i thought I'd be a country girl forever....

LMAO!!

im not alone lol

i hate it when u have to share a bed with 2ppl and ur in the middle and they both face u......it drives me insane
but if i have to face someone i always have to put the blanket over my mouth and breath through that lol



...nothing wrong with country music, just not my cup of tea

This post has been edited by missvixen: Aug 8 2005, 10:01 PM

hahahahha helllllllll nooooooooooooooooooo im bogan not hillbilly!

was just baiting u... u was fishing earlier.. now im baiting.. and i must say i think i juts caught a stunned mullet! *looks at vixen*

kandii what area of country u from ?

Grew up at Kadina (top of Yorke Peninsula) then moved over to the Clare Valley area... lived out on a station for a while (about an hour and a half out of Burra

yea and u were talking about growing a mullet on another thread......this is a worrie

lol

good so anthems nights it will be

new pic del, oooo the lights, cant stop lookn

This post has been edited by missvixen: Aug 8 2005, 10:06 PM

ive been to kadina.. and clare valley and burra

i was down in tumby bay and port lincoln and coffins bay before here.

as for the pic.. and the lights.. belive it or not thats my computer!

yea thought so. i prefer it to ur old pic...more clever layout and brighter

yah tried to capture it bit better.. instead of stright on teh side.. this angle better

*oops rpely in wrong thread*

This post has been edited by DelusionL: Aug 8 2005, 10:48 PM

glenelg sucks, its ugly and there r too many needles

in summer go to pt elliot, it is beautiful and it has a good atmostphere

yeah true.. love getting down towards victor area. its almost as good as home

pt elliot is a nice lil place! hmm id have to buy another surf baord if i started going down there again tho...

not much good surf, but nice bods lol

I'm a big fan of Wallaroo for holidays...

As i grew up near there (like less than 10kms), I have many a memory from that beach! And, as an added avantage, all my family still live up there, so I try and go and stay with them whenever I can. Most of my rellies are in Kadina, but my sister brother in law and niece live in wallaroo, and my aunt and uncle have a two story house on the beach front

never been there,

im going to the flinders nxt hols which im excited about, it is so beautiful there

i still love coffins bay.. or port neil...

i think i have been to coffins but never to port neil

u woudl drive past port neil to get to coffins.. bout another 150km past pr neil..

oh k

bloody hell there are alot of birthdays todays....HAPPY BIRTHDAY to them all

im going for a drive... 700km return trip.. jst because....... i wanna see my newbaby newphew and i have a day off

*bounces round anthems in gleeee*

*bump*

here is a thred for everyones daily thoughts to be put

Hmmm thoughts processing.... well i got a day off tomorow so i may go party tonight and look for a new girlfriend and nurse my hangover at the bay tomorow!!! sweeeeeeeet

LMAO... thats great Sketchy... i think you should do that too...

yeah.. just because...

Can and Will thanks Guys

heeh as long as u come join us for some drinks at the ark for davs bday sketchy

im annoyed.. because my russian neighbours... have decided they woudl liekt o use MY table n chairs, MY bbq gas and Craig's ( the other craigs ) BBQ tonight so there for all the left overs i have here.. i need to cook tonight in my kitchen..


why is it these frkrs.. who hardly speak english think they can just use all our stuff and not ask or atleast inquire to who's stuff it is?

if there was stuff left outside id prolly use it too

i mean i would hav thought the bbq belonged to the units, didnt know it was urs.....maybe u should go chase them with a broom and they will never return

they are bigger than me.. and theres 6 of them!


and only little old me...


imma gonna get a freakn big sign saying


PROPERTY OF UNIT 11 and 13
PLEASE ASK BEFORE U ABUSE
THE RIGHT OF USE



i am a generous person.. but when im paying the bills for others to enjoy themselves.. it gets me a littel annoyed that they dont even ask..

well ok but i dont think ive met dav yet shouldnt be a prob though always up for a celebration wooo




hmm strap a bit of fishin wire to bbq and one of those paintball grenades to the wall when they move it they will get covered lol....seen it before funny stuff man....just get ready to run though......
no seriuosly

This post has been edited by xSketchyx: Jan 18 2006, 07:12 PM

sketchy...i hav met u havnt i?....at tha ark one time?....i forget...but i think i may hav

sure did.... didnt get to speak to alotta guy n girls, too busy shakin my rack...
will definetly have to converse a lil more this week.......

keep an eye out for me or ill do what every one else does latch on to del....hahaha jokes del ...Nuthin Suss!!!

i wont be around early, but will pop in a bit later. gotta go south first. but ill be sure to say hello sketchy

u know where the gang usually is, so it wont be hard ot find them

daily thought... no nothing running through my head at the moment!!

i cant believe they have left me in the office all alone... i have done 5 minutes of work, watched the Tour Down Under take off in Stirling and thought about what i might have for lunch in the last 3 hours! how i love the government....

Ive had a phone call, 4 coffees, some salt and vinegar chips, a brownie & have been running around looking very professional in my suit and no shoes *dances around the office*

for the 5th day in a row ive been woken up extremely early *okay 730 aint so early but when i just want to sleep in till 9, its a disturbance* by my stupid land agent dude doing up the joint unit next door... bang bang drill drill hammer hammer bang bang... and he only does it for 3 hours and then goes... prolly trying to get it out the road before too hot but none the less... DUDE... BUGGER OFF!!!!

and im home alone and about to go to TTP to buy me summin pretty... yay!

I've surfed the net... eaten my lunch (hence the reason i'm getting subway!!) had a coffee and a block of chocolate! plus gone out of the office to the bank.. all in less then 3 hrs!

todays thought: don't hold in your farts... they travel up your spine and into your brain and that's when you get CRAP ideas!

heres my random thought for the day.......

people putting garbage in my bin when it clearly states that it is a PAPER ONLY bin makes me wanna stuff their undies with wet towelettes....grr

wet towelettes?? you rebel you:P

My thought , why do men at car shops talk down to females. i know what i am talking about asshole and YOU said i would have them yesterday..... FREE WHEEL ALINGMENT!!!!!

Hehehe- although wear a low cut top, tight pants & smile sweetly and your guaranteed to get a discount of some sort

Thats cool, ill just hover round and see who i can talk to...
but dont be shy


Tried it dont work....all its gets you is a nasty case of chaffing

yeah!!! why does everyone talk down to me??!!?!?! oh yeah, thats right......i'm a midget

well Sketchy... i know roughly what you look like... but since theres lots of blokes that look like that i might end up inviting the wrong one... but if i see you and you look lost and i think its you i'll come up and ask if its you and then i'll be like 'oh hiii im ravvy' and then i'll take you to the anthems ppl that are there already... mkay!

baby powder stops chaffing or underwear???? just a thought

im posting here becuase i cant find the egg thread!!!

i keep gettig this



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Maybe all the eggs people have now got have corupted the thread........conspiracy theory LAID

angel eyes found the egg thread!

mwah to angel eyes!!!

just because i feel like typing...

i'm not doing much just vegging out and thinking... probably should go to bed soon! but not sure i can switch off lol

Me too! i've almost finished my bottle of red!!

I have a bottle of red here... pity i dont drink the stuff!!

it needs a home actually...

I'll gladly accept it!!

done deal good night to all!!!

some days i wish i could edit posts made months ago.

or should i say year...

haha I bet u do Delly

hahhahah

gnite ali! im offf!!!! like TWO frogs in a sock!

haha 2 frogs in a sock?? u make me laugh!!

Nighty nite!

I SHOT GUN HALF OF IT!!!!


omg dave i still havtn seen you.....thursday!! yay for thursday

im bored... doing washing and eating mangos

im tired and bored

Yeh i know, you dont even return my messages, it makes me cry....

what msgs??

http://anthems.com.au/forum/index.php?show...ndpost&p=161623



HERE IS YOUS FREAKIN REPLY!!!!

DAVE SHARES POP CORN WITH BOYS!!

I'm sleepyish... maybe its the fact i know i have to be at work till after 8pm tonight... darn training stuff bleh

My house is getting hot...

My feet are getting itchy to leave..... hehe

almost there hayley!

For so many CDs it doesn't take up a hell of alot of room on my Hard Drive Loving it!! But I'm going to give my little burner a rest...It's getting a bit warm...

I must've done about 50 CD's today...

well aren't u the burning queen...
u're worse than my hsemates!

we arent that bad!!

I shouldn't have said burning...More like ripping my CD's onto my computer...And I have to be queen...I'm the only one bothering to do it lol...Someone has to do it...And I'll be thanked highly when it is all done...

Here is the perfect Thread!

Can I just say that I would like anthems to get back on track...

If you have a legitimate issue with Kym or I.. Just PM us or call us and we will certainly address it.. DON'T talk behind our backs (in mod or team threads).. it is gutless and weak. Lets get this sorted!

If you are listening to gossip and spreading lies .. and not willing to address it.. then you are the REASON for the trouble on anthems.. and you can only blame yourself.

Thanks and I hope everyone has a great longweekend!

yes lets!

you have my support

and mine

and of course mine!

That took guts, well done Rach

Im not involved in this and only have a little idea of what is going on.. but i'd like to say that we are all meant to be adults here so if people have issues with people.. address it like adults... dont act like children and bitch behind peoples backs.

Rach, Kym.. u have my support too. xxxxx

thanks to everyone.. and we seriously want to get this sorted! Thanks for all the support!
Thanks to those who have PMed me ... xoxoxo

Good approach Rach, good on you for being the bigger person and taking the first step

MWAH

I got bitten by an earwig earlier.... can we say OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot what I came in here to post

But OUCH for Hayles! I just bit myself for you...Hope that helps

I just opened me fridge to put my mans dinner in it, so he can take it to work tomoro...And there's a bit of a problem...

It's FULL of beer

Might have to put it in the oven instead

I want to puke up the small amount of hazelnut chocolate i ate
I want to wake up from this nightmare
Stupid world not just butterflies and fairys

I'm neutral coz everybody loves Sang

I cant sleep and how nice would it be to go to sleep and not have a million things racing through your head like mine does. I know I'm gonna die at an early age sometime soon.

Just because...Just because I'm a bit peeved that polyester cannot be dyed...Just because I'm getting so sick of reading all the management positions that are available, what about the little guys?...Just because I wanna watch Borat again teehee...Just because I'm laughing at the fact that people apparently don't like me, yet they'll talk to me face to face when out...F*ck off and get a REAL life...Everyone can see through your fake persona...Just because the ignore button is my friend...Just because I am worried about going to Big Day Out tomoro and enjoying myself...Just because I wanted to vent...And JUST BECAUSE I didn't want to post this in the sooky thread I go in there enough!

You go girl! Love you Lucy

Just cause im bored and got no 1 to talk to

Don't even get me started on YOU

Just because Calv is bored and just because I Love Lucy coz she speaks her mind and she that's what the Funka loves about her

Just because I'm going to Venus tonight coz I havent been 4 a while and to cheer a mate up.

Anything special tonight at venus?

Nope...havent been for ages. Just wanna have a looky looky and do a bit of damage at the bar and the dancefloor

Hehe...Yer but speaking my mind is what gets me into trouble Not bothered though Trouble makes people interesting

OH!! Have fun at Venus hun!! I have been meaning to go for a while... $2 Champagnes Could be dangerous for me though

I will but I think you should come too. Seeing as you wont be doing much tonight (I assume)

Too right you are there Sangster But I'm doing nothing for good reason Big Day Out tomoro Can't be buggered for that I learnt my mistake last year!!

Oh yeah...I almost forgot that some of you were going to that

Haha...Well you better remember Just kidding!

Just because the butter isn't creamy doesn't mean the glue wont set!

we're using butter as glue?

and a pineapple for slap n tickle

THATS A CHILLED BROFLOWSKI

I'm eating scrambled egg ... with a comb ... from a shoe !

A guy walks in to a bar & says to the barman "can I have a beer please". The barman says "Sure, what kind would you like?" And the man says "Coopers pale please". The barman then asked the man "would you like a pint or a schooner?" and the man replied "A pint please." So the barman poors the beer in to the glass and then hands it to the man and says "that will be five dollars thanks". The man reaches in to his wallet and takes out a five dollar note and hands it to the barman and says "thanks mate."

True story - happened to a mate of mine....

I read all of that expecting a joke at the end .. but nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

hehehehe

http://www.realestate.com.au/cgi-bin/rsear...441&f=10&p=10&t

BWAHAHAHAHA

Hilarious ;p

haha - how the hell did that get past

hahahaha wtf????

*sings to Daana and Sharan*

"Rone - ree... I'm so ronery"

I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!

just because i cut my shoulder on the rat cage OUCH!!! dettol smells funky

LMAO...Me too!! Darnit

didn't know where else to post this, so here will do...

I just got a message from an unknown number saying

"hey lana what you up to"

i reply with

"sorry i think you have the wrong number"

get a reply saying

"are you sure"

I reply with

"positive. my name isn't lana!"

they reply

"sure whats your name then"

i reply with

"sorry my mum always taught me not to talk to strangers. I don't have your number, therefore chances are I don't know you, and you think i'm someone I'm not - making you a stranger. Please don't message this number again. Have a good weekend"

i then get this reply

"well if i tell you a bit about me, then I'm not a stranger. My name is Stacey, I am 16 and I go to Rosewood High"

I sent back

"Haha. OK a bit about me. I'm 26 in a couple of hours, and I live just outside the city.how did you get this number? and what are you doing messaging strangers Stacey? its not safe, you never know what kind of psycho you may come accross"

she replies with

"well I got your number from this chick at school, cuz lana was one of my friends but she leftschool so i didn't think you were a stranger I thought you were lana"

then before I could reply... got

"so whats your name then"

I'm replying

"thats irrelevant. I'm ending this now. Look after yourself stacey"


seriously... what is this kid thinking?

I never actually confirmed if I was male or female... so is she thinking I'm male and trying to pick me up? or is she just trying to make random friends?

don't kids think at all these days? I could be any kind of axe murdering rapist.

*worries about the kids of today*

LOL!!!!! Gotta love those randomS!!! Invite her into anthems.... she'd fit right in!!!

Omg that is sooo weird, Emma!!
Very SUSS.
Probably wasn't even a kid... prob some creepy guy that's trying to get some.

hmmm.. Blue anthems

Another victim MWA HAA HAA Thats what makes it funny


'I'M BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE, IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE!"

Just because my work and agency had no idea what they were talking about both telling me different stories.. oh well onto new and better things...

Newer and better is always refreshing!

Yer like hanging out with me more often

yes and yes... i agree!!! just because things go down doesnt mean they wont go up again!

LoL !! I got an invite to 'Chanel's birthday dinner" last Friday which was 7pm in Da Costa Arcade ! I said 'sorry wrong number' ... she said " is this scotty ? " ... I said " No ... " ... she said " are you in adelaide " and I said " yes " then she said " Is this Crystal " and I said " no, wrong number ! ;p " ...

Maybe Chantel is friends with Stacey ;p

Damn strait girly

yeh u know the 'wut goes up must come down' saying....
so does this mean wut goes down must come up??... i think it should!

Just because the message said it was from a stacey don't mean it is. His name could be Bob & he's a 47 y.o wackjob - just like they do on the chatrooms on the internets...

Just because theres a mouse in the gravy doesn't mean its unedible...

same applies to the undiluted pineapple that you stole from the cheese factory

Just because I over slept and feel so freaking tired! ARGH!

just because i'm bored a work and really don't want to do quickbooks.... i hate quickbooks

Just because I hate two faced people...

Just because people have all these "nice" things to say about me and other people that they don't even know the FIRST thing about...

Just because people say these things and then openly introduce themselves and be all nice to your face..

Just because these f*cked up gutless people should all think about what their doing...

Just because NO ONE has the right to judge someone that they DON'T know...

Just because people f*ckin shit me!

Just because I love Lucy the mostest

F*ck off Rob...You're two faced as well I hate you...DIE!

Just because I hate people saying shit in front of me about people that I know that they don't.
and
Just because I hate skanky whores that don't realise that their actions will have an equal and opposite reaction.

Aww

yeah im shocked at the situation hey... karma baby! leave the crowbar at home

may one fall form the sky when it rains ...Amen

Just because I want my stuff to pack itself and move, saves me doing it

I would like my headache and virus to pack up and move too

Also I would like chocolate in my gob

Just because i feel fabulous today... (that and i have this totally awesome REALLY cute guy i'm talking to!)

Just because this day is going sooo slowly and i can't wait til speak to special people tonight.

Just because I'm feeling the same as Shen right now.

Hey whats happened to Del? Haven't seen him post for a while now..

curious justin

Just because i'm almost packed

And just because my back hurts

And I have above mentioned chocolate.. finally

i saw him like 2-3weeks ago....before long weekend.
he's been around.. busy with work i guess

im awake

Just because I have some cordial

And am old enough to know that the way the cookie crumbles is entirely deserving of the above mentioned cookie that was planted into the wrong idea at the time of its conception. Trying to understand the reasoning of this will just result in the depth being taken away and the real cookies made into a super shake!!!

Just because I have awesome friends who know how to have an awesome time.

Just because I like to create chaos.

Just because I am morbid but happy because of it.

Just because I believe in karma and enjoy when it bites people on the skanky butt!

Just because I have a short fuse today due to working my arse off, as usual, and again, after f*ck all sleep

Just because its hot and sticky

And I feel like some easter buns

And I must get another present

Just because I don't think I'm going back to him.. He hurt me so he should burn in hell.
Just because I am morbid and feel that death should come to those that hurt the feelings of others.
Just because my spork will kick your sporks butt.

Just because i have the tonight to myself i might pamper myself!

Just because I got the job that I have been trying to get for 2 years
I will be celebrating tonight with my special people

just because i felt like SHOUTING OUT LOUD!!! FRAK YEAH!

why does this Cheezey music make me feel so freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!

Tomorrow is payday SHIT FRAK YEAH!!!

Just because Frodo needs to get the rings!

Frodo needs surprise baguette

Just because Frodo didn't get his rings, he gets surprise baguette secks in the sphincter.

This post has been edited by Bexter: Mar 27 2007, 09:06 PM

Just because it's freaking windy outside

And just because my MSN is pissing me off

AND just because I feel sick from too much pansecks

just cause subway at midnight sounds about right
just cause....JUST CAUSE!

Just because I am so full of pancakes and maple syrup that I cant move

Just because i can

I can aswell

... today looks so grey and overcast i'm gonna make hot chocolates for everyone!!

Just because you only ate 2 and 2/3 pancakes

Just because I still have baguettes... *hopes*

Just because I am so hungry but I am so buggered that I don't wanna make myself anything decent to eat

Just because i filled up on iced chocolate ..

Just because i want to marry the Pancake Kitchen's Iced Chocolate

What is it with some people. Sitting home last night,just three of us waiting for a webber to cook (mmm roast lamb). Anywho my hoysemate says we should head down the pub for a poke,all good. Get down there and me and mate grab thirty to play and housemate says she's got no money can we give her twenty to play. We only took thirty out so give her five and tell her to double our money. Were playing away at a machine and see that she's got loads of credit, she cashes out the two hunge and by this time we have moved to another machine not really winning or losing. My housemate comes over and gives me five back in change and five to friend, they are best of buds, then tells her she forgot her phone and asks to make a call and stands there and gloats that she's now got money to by gear.
I mean are we being bitches for thinking thats a bit shit, but that happens all the time.
I just had to let that go.

thats crap...... I think she needs to lay off it for a while...

Just because i'm cooking tonight... mmmm

Just because Sav is back from his 4x4 trip and now wants to come to venus with us

Just because I'm bored

Just because I like pants

Just because I found my ipod that was missing in my jacket pocket.

Just because I want to go to bed and not wake up till lunch time like everyone else today.

Just because I hate being broke because I have to miss my best friends pub crawl.

...I'm going to miss the kittens when they all get homes

Just because some people should keep their mouths shut about things.
Just because I am awake because of my best friends fiance and his sister when I have work tomorrow really early.
Just because no-one cares.

Just because im allergic to dogs

I'm allergic to cats and I curently have 5 in my house!

Just because I love my best friend
Just because I finished work early to be with her because I care.
Just because I really like someone..
Just because things in my life are looking so far up.

Just because some people need to listen when you tell them not to do something.
Just because sometimes I am too nice to people and they take it for granted.
Just because my walls are back up.

just because you are hot, doesnt mean you can make noise all night and morning... i will cut your power off, i dont care if you live across the hallway TURN THE BRITNEY SPEARS OFF RIGHT NOW!!!