Don't You Love It When...

Don't you love it when....

... a friend from work pops around with a bottle of limited edition Baby Doll by Yves Saint Laurent and a bottle of Eternity by Calvin Klein just coz she thought you'd like them? Like them!! Wahoo!!!!!





So come on guys, what are the little things in your life that make a difference??

CHOCOLATE...plain and simple (and gawd damn i wish i had some NOW!!!!)
*drools* all i want is some sweet sweet chocolate

Good score Em makes you remeber that human nature can be nice

... you get a hair cut and all of a sudden you feel 100% more confident, and to make it even better, EVERYONE coments on how great your hair looks? Even ppl at work that i have never spoken to!!!

... its a Monday morning and you know you dont have to go to work because you are on holidays...

nice!

I'm so jealous!
I had to work today, was there bright and early, and I can tell you right no, i struggled!!!!!!

Enjoy your holidays Leanne!

........u get a phone call from your man on the ground at falls, and he says that there is about a metre of good hard cover, with about 1 and a half feet of fresh powder on top, and with your name on it! bring on the terrain park........freshies all day, with the obligatory ragdoll session to be chucked into the equation!

sounds like fun... when do you leave?

lucky man...

Thanks, Em! Im sure I will

i dont like chocolate, i have never been to the snow, no one visits me, i dont have any hair.

Im impossible to please!!!!


BAH HUMBUG!

sunday morning matey, after a gig at the griffins head.....luckily enough, and unbeknownst to her , my wife will be driving the first stage, til we get to the lavazza coffee dispenser at tailem bend. i will post some photos whilst i am there......more likely than not, there will be bruises involved

...the night your planning goes tip top


Big ups 2 all those attending the bowling night!!! We still have a few places left for anyone that wants to join in the Madness!!!
PM me for details or go thru the link in my signature for all details

...you get your new timetable and you have a 2 weekend week

only have to go to tafe on mon,tue and fri, making a second weekend on the wed, thurs

very nice!

...when your browsing anthems on a dual xeon 3ghz machine + 20" LCD... mmm lovin this

... when you go shopping and manage to buy 2 tops, 2 skirts and 2 scarves, and only pay $40 FOR THE LOT!!!!

I'm such a bargain hunter

when u get to sleep in til about 1:00 hmmmmmmmmmm i'm loving it

.....when someone waves, u wave back, but theyre waving at someone else behind u......

lmfao

......you decide that enoughs enough, and you finally take to your goatee with a razor, and end up doing a not half bad impression of the strongbow pool cleaning team, or even chopper!

...its Friday nite, everything/one is organised, sorted, delivered, dressed and ready to crank! Bring it!

sleeping!!!!!!!!! sleeping rules!!

...Bexta smiles at ya from behind the decks..

...and jumps around dancing to her music..

i love it when im with my muffin!

i love it when im with my beautiful girl !! luv you sally mwa!!

love you too Ev!!

ps. shes presenting! haha

...a fellow Anthemite gets a gig at Black Cat between 12-1am tonite...

(ok so its a shameless plug.. but i'm excited for the guy!)

go get 'em Ben.. uhh, Slide.. uh DJ Aspect!!!

you go to work on a wednesday and do sweet F.A!!!!

OK firstly... guys I'm a bit dissappointed that this thread has not been posted in in over a month! Have we nothing good happening in our lives? Surely out of the 2500+ members something good has happened!!!

OK My turn

Don't you love it when...

You get the new job you wanted! Yay! I start Friday

nice work kandii!

can't say i have anything good to comment on

Awww Thanx!

Don't you love it when the massive surprise you have organised for Enachnted turns up, but it's a secret so you can't tell anyone?!?!?



See, that's why I don't post in this thread hehe

Gotta wuv it when you get approved for your new car loan and are pretty much getting the car you want

wat car u getting buph??? a step up from the laneos i guess?

Nissan Pulsar Q wagon, black

I just saw Buphs new car... its v nice!

Don't you love it when....

You get a job which you're not too sure about... but take it anyway, and then you realise that its exactly what you want?!!! Only thing that sux is the hour and 10 mins it takes to get there!

and...

don't you love it when your brand new business cards arrive!

and...

don't you love it when you finally get the info you have been waiting for from O/S?!! YAY

Don't you love it when you win a free ticket to anthems on the 26th of December

... and don't you love it when you have tickets for Enchanted and NYE all sorted, so you don't need to worry about a damn thing and can spend all your time just being excited ???? !

Jutsin, you surely are the most organised raver I know!!

I figure the earlier I buy the tickets, the less I worry, the less I pay, and the more money I have to spend on other materials for the night

...u buy really expensive stuff of ebay....and its REAL!!
dam my new burberry jeans look nice

Good thinking Ninety Nine! Thats the best way to do it! Guess we'll be seeing you out quite a bit over december huh Jutsin?

Normally I need about 2 or 3 days to recover before I'm wracked with excitement about the next rave.

Example: After One on Oct 3rd.. I needed until October 6th to be super-excited about Harder Tip on Oct 29th.. and since then, I'm only now starting to feel the excessive excitement for Enchanted on Dec 3rd.

.. but get this, anthems on the 26th, and then One on the 31st? That will be the most interesting recovery/excitement lead-up ever.

Just imagine if I went to Pendulum, Dom and Roland and Calyx on the 23rd as well

u would be seeing me alot in december....IF i was 18 owell aleast enchanted is going to off!! were can i get tix 4 this neway????

p.s if mrak sherry is going to do operation blade (no doubt he will ) that WILL complete my nite

mark ^^

...you get a new toy. mmmmmmm new phone - the old brick has been condemned to the top draw in the kitchen - i'm getting a fair collection of shite phones too

u drink enough and u dont know what the heak u r posting lol

www.enchantedforest.com.au

***you get brilliant news*** Woo!!!!
will be announcing soon

you're not expecting are you? ;P

haha :erm: NO!

Thank fuck for that!!!! *wipes brow*

hahaha i'd prob b in the dont u hate thread if that was the case


...nothing against kids, but i am no way ready for that particular experience in my life right now!

Tomorrow is Pay day.
You got ton drinks after work with mates, and hear all the juicy goss

...the anthems bowling night is 2 nights away

the boss is away at a melbourne cup luncheon so u spend 4 hrs of ur day on anthems chatting to your mates

.....u spend last night in a penthouse in the city getn drunk wid sum friends!! was sick! pool, spa, sauna, tennis court, movie theater, gym
was a heaps nice place, and had a blast, but couldnt live there....was a nice little escape tho
(...sorry to Dav, adam, aces, and monica for rubbing it in even more )

.......u work ur ass off doing ur 1st major piece all year....and u started ur second piece 2day and hav so nearly finished it its not funny....and its due 2moz

i think im going to the "Dont you hate it when" thread and saying how much im jealous of MissVix for her penthouse night....

hehehe... not really!!

Dont you love it when,
You feel like you havent slept for 2 and a half weeks and then you get a whole night in and wake up feeling damn good...
Oh yes.... that is a great feeling...!

okay off to work now *that blew my happy feeling out the water bah humbug!!! haha*

Hey, hold off on those tickets for a little bit!

i THINK i may be able to get tickets for early bird price still. if your interested PM me and i'll see what i can do. (that's for anyone BTW!)

(dont quote me on this tho).

Hey that's ok, I'm a generous pimp! You work hard for me so you deserve it

shhhhhhhhh

Dont you love it when its so close to your birthday that your counting down the sleeps and they're in the single digits! and that means that your party is comin up sooo soon.. n everyone is gonna have a wicked nite.. oh and then you find out that theres a decent event to go to on the same nite as your party and you not just gonna end up all messy in a pub somewhere! YAY! now to go whinge in the 'dont u hate it when' bit about how hungover i am

Dont yah love it when you got some yummy wine to drink!

... your Mum sends your 16yo brother around to mow the lawns.

Thanks Mum! I sure as hell didn't want to do it!

When..... You win 4 rounds of poker last night. $150 up.

Your brother invites you over for dinner - Delicious

when u get accepted as a team member

makes you feel kinda special dont it

thats a big ten four charlie, breaker breaker and a hell yeah to go with it!

im here alot, so i guess its time to put back a little bit of what i get out of it the go karts will be my first anthems even i have taken an active part in, but i was doing that before team membership, its something i enjoy. takingpart in organisations and team work with good people. and i really cant think of a better group of people that ive been involved with any other time of my life.

....you eat.....mmmm i like eating

Damn shorty respect

that feeling you get when you pull off the most amazing wringy for every1 to see
and the feeling your friend has when they're screaming abuse until they realise it's you
also walking into my first rave expecting to hear hardcore (what i was told will be playing i though oldschool anthems ment OLDSCHOOL HIPHOP) and hearing planet rock and the message THE TWO GREATEST TRACKS MADE BY THE TWO GREATEST ARTESTS hehe
I also love the way hiphop influences nearly every single scean these days its bloody inspirational Peace

...lightning fries your adsl modem and entire network...
...you've got so much work ahead of you in the next 3 weeks...
...you've got a scripting test which you are gonna fail and not get your diploma...

everything is just goin fuckin great...

dont you love it when, you finally find some time to get onto anthems, and your boss comes around and gives you a sh%t-load of work... damn..

bye bye for now

When your broke as a joke and you get your tax refund early! YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....when u look at ur phone and its full of messages and missed calls and u think "well sumones mister popular" lol

....Karma does it's thing!!!!

when u have a car accedent, when ur trying to sell the damn car, im ok, the car is still drivable

When you end up getting 70% for an essay you figured you failed, you receive a long-awaited package from Serbia which you thought was lost in the Post, and you find a super-cheap deal for bulk glowsticks so you can save a bundle .. and it all happens on the SAME DAY !

oh well i just had a day off work...

but your stories are much better lol

when u finally get home from a huge weekend.. n u jump in a hot warm spa.. n its raining on the tin roof above u n ur sooooo relaxed its wicked! i love being in the spa when its raining

That takes the cake.

I envy you so much

When you win 4 Hi-5 tickets for $102.50!

It felt good to let loose at you, you mad circle workin mutha Maori_Messiah Bloody hoons in cars deserve to have unscheduled tourettes attacks rained down on them from 'the death metal voice' of SMP971 ha ha ha...

I was just frightened you'd hit me as I was crossing the road

You drink lots of alcamahol over the weekend dont sleep till sunday and not get sketchy or hung over

dam that spa and rain sure does sound nice......but goig on a flight to the uk on bussines class witha cold beverage in ur hands is also ver,very relaxing

......you make a decision to NOT go out last weekend to get messy yet again, and with the help of the team manage to do so....

Friday - drinking many bottles of wine with Vix at her place
Saturday - getting somewhat drunk at home with a kewl chicky, then while messy blagging ur way in at St Pauls with Paul (who reckons Clubland can't be considered going out )

Soooo much fun for a quiet weekend

...You make perfect fitting seat covers for a pub in the city Wooohooo glad i put in the hard yards over the weekend!
*relaxes with a glass of wine*

....u scam $200 of ur mum in one day

...when after 18 months of not having a car... you finally buy one! yay I have my own car!!!!

.....u finish heaps of assignments in one day, jeez i feel relieved! only a fe more to go, and then gotta start studying for my exam (which im prollly gonna fail....meh)

...u feel hungry again yay i can eat!

.....u watch rocky horror picture show.......wat a fkn classic!!!!!!

when u get called in to work on u day off!!!!, and to only go in for half the day!!!!!!!

i hate work!!!!

When things are just great in general

.. when a friend that you havent seen in over 6 months (because of an over protective b/f.. and then my friend moving to NT) surprises you and shows up on your doorstep last nite with a bunch of flowers n a big smile.. i missed him so much.. it was so cute!

awwwwwwwwwwwww...

i love it when anthemites are happy!

when you think your going to have such a nothing day but you end up going to the beach AND the movies with such great anthemites

you get your new motherboard in the post which you have been longing for, for 6 months or so. yay happy guy!!!

*hugs Hannah*

wat a grand idea i had.. that GREW into a MASSIVE great big PARTY! YEAH!

when ur in another city..... alone.... for 4 nights...

yep, in sydney all by myself.
took some nice pics of the city night scape from the roof of the hotel though, and some of the harbour bridge when i wondered down to the water front. all night pics so im not sure how my little kodak LS443 handled it all.

u still on line buddy??? i miss u already

you're ex gets put in her place!!
I went out with my new girl friday night to introduce her to my friends and vice-versa and my ex just happened to turn up half way through the night thinking she could start shit. The ex came up and started saying a heap of stuff and after not taking the initial hint was met by a polite (okay, maybe not ) "FUCK OFF we're dancing" from my new girl yep, not the reaction that my ex was hoping for...

Once again living proof that KARMA exists

...you're still feeling a bit 'special' from a grand old EF weekend....but lovin it because I have this week off from work...good foresight skills smp, well done to you

i'm still feeling mighty special but i don't mind being at work at all today or tomorrow considering the boss is away... getting paid for being sketchy.. gotta love that!!

... on the go cheese packs.. perfect for munchies!!!

Don't you love it when you're still dancing to the music in your head hours after you leave the rave

hell yeah!!!! I wanna do it all again.....

don't you love it when you still had 'leftovers' from the night before so you could pretend you were still there all day yesterday too....somethin about those little pills, unreal the thrills they yield etc etc

you little deviate... did u gobble my left over too??? naughty, naughty, naughty!!

hmmmm, I certaily thought about it....then knew you'd bash me if I did, so managed to restrain myself but only just....

lucky my good conscience was screaming in my ear 'DON'T DO IT" or it'd be gone gone gone...much like I was really

don't you love it when your good conscience still exists after many hours of wickedness

ppheewww... ron wants it!! will come in handy before the year is out no doubt!

lolly gobbler!

yes, yes I am...and you love me for it....I keep the rest of you entertained

that you do... hence why we love you so very much!

don't you love it when everyone KNOWS they wanna be your bitch

*hides* how did you know that SMP???

she has this 'tower' inbuilt in her head and she knows when its happeneing...

its called her 6th sense...

LOL....

or how about smp just knows cos this is smp we're talkin bout!

yeah, I am all seeing all knowing.....don't ya just love it when you are all that lmao (a lot)

*its my delusion and I'm keeping it, ok*

I love the smell of jasmine.

And I love the fact that its a beautiful day and I'm off to the beach.

dont ya love it when ya wake up after a killer sleep after a huge weekend.. heh.. n the house smells like fresh cooked bread rolls.. n keeps smellin like that all day .. yum

you get a taste of the wicked summer to come

How nice is today's weather... pity it can't be like this everyday

Love it when an EX gets treated the way they deserve to be treated

I don't wish bad karma on anyone, but when a person can't enjoy themselves without ruining someone elses night, then yeah, they really do deserve it back

When your weekend turns into one of the best you have had in a while because of someone special

When you needed a hugemungeous big sleep and you get it and you wake up just when your body needs to and you feel great and your time at work doesnt seem to drag on but seems worthwhile and you speak to great friends and they make you smile and then you are about to put up the christmas tree and then because its such a RIPPER sweet day your going to head off to the beach after you have a yarn to ya old man...


well... thats just explaining why i love being alive today i think!!!!!!!!
And i really LOVE being ALIVE!

*MWAH to living life to the full*

a song that you haven't heard in ages just pops into your head, now you can't stop thinking about all the good memories that come flooding back with it

*sigh's nostalgicly*

absolutely the old mayday anthem does it for me

I Love it when you hit anthems your on the dance floor.
Then all your Christmas's come a once.
*The tune you came to hear
*The mood you wanted to be in
*And the rush you never expected......

AND YOU JUST GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wen ur bro is randomly d/ling music, and happens to d/l a song that u hav been wanting for AGES...and it has been stuck in ur head all week im sooo happy

you go to leave for work (not really wanting to go) just to find your car keys are in your partners car who is already at work on the other side of town
Yay for my stupidity.....even less time i need to be there now

how about when you grab the keys to your car to take your partner to work. you find your self waiting in your car for about five minutes. so you head back inside and you notice the clock says 5:30 am your partner is in bed and you have been sleep walking in your boxers.

Hehehehe- that would be HILARIOUS!! just remember to wear boxers to bed- noone likes a naked sleepwalker

lmao E-an! nice work

or when you go to start up your laptop and the screen isn't working. work out what the problem is, and find out its $100 to fix

or when you climb into your car- try to reverse and have your foot flat to the ground & start cursing your car for being a heap of crap and breaking down- then you realise you didnt turn the key

........the ship arrives, yet everything goes to shit, and i still haven't done diddlysquat and i have an hour and a half left of my shift. FIRETRUCKIN YEEEEEEEAH!!!!

or even getting that pissed you think you lst your keys so you break in to your car start it and get it home to realise its not yours. Yeah that one was an expensive lesson.

Good luck explaining that to the police! I was so drunk I couldnt find my keys- so i broke in to it and DROVE HOME!!!!
hehehehe- whoopsies

The keys were on the floor of the car.

I suppose it doesn't get any atupider huh!!

Well, stoopider wouldve been crashing it into a police car on the drive home
it could always be worse

stupid is as a stupid does

its always good when your cruising around in ur car for a good half hour complaining that ur car is crap just to realise youve been doing it with the handbrake on the whole time

................done that one so many times :S

Oh- I know someone who did that in my car- yes, you know who you are!!!

HeHe.. i've done that!!

my friend was driving her mans new holden, and they have these warning sounds... she just couldn't work out what the sound was!! I'm like.. i think the handbreaks up lovey!

was spray-painting a tie (yep the clothing type of tie) in my bedroom and forget to open a window or put on a fan.
later i had to blow my nose. FLURO GREEN BOOGIES !! lol.

what on earth were you doing spray painting a tie fluro green?
you'd better have a good explanation for this!!

all will be revealed later 2night when the photo's are taken at my work's xmas show.
i'll post up my outfit. tis a laugh.

Hope you have fun at your xmas do!! The mind boggles as to what your dressing up as though!!

a tree

a bean??

a chilled bean

This post has been edited by Maori_Messiah: Dec 16 2005, 04:35 PM

dont u lov eit when u finsih ur last beer and head to bed just before 4am.. only to hear the alarm at 6:30 getting u up for work.. then u get to work and spend the next 4 hrs driving vehicles from location to location on man relocation runs!

Don't you love it when you are in a car park with a trolley trying to use the lifts for 20 minutes and each lift is full when it comes past. So you drive out, and on the way out you tell the parking attendant you are not paying, to which they say you are. So you absolutly lose your shit and tell them to open the gate or you'll get out and break it off.

*drives off without paying*

u and those bloody beans daana


...shooter, im not sure if that is a good thing

ill tell u what i dont love....when ur friggin board and everyone is busy and ur stuck at home and ur other half is in bed, u have a friend that is not far from u having a ball at a club and ur stinky with no clean cloths.........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

but then who would be on here to keep me company while im stuck at work?? i need you!! lol

u have always needed me love, but that goes both ways now doesnt it...... how are things at jolly old work now??? any one buzz you yet....no one has buzzed me in a while...lol

lol *buzzes shags*

work is pretty slow, no buzzes yet *crosses fingers* my bed is way to warm for me to be wanting to get up just to get a granny some panadol lol

poor granny has an awsome headache and your like naaa im nice and cozy...... poor old bitty... who the hell gave u the job, ur like the mean matron..lol

when you get buzzed for stupid things like to tell you that they cant sleep you would be like this too......what do they want me to do about it?? tuck em in and read em a bed time story?? lol

you know it might help, young and old are all the same, wearing nappies and simple in the mind, some of them, they might not think its stupid, but next time one does tell u they cant sleep, take a hammer in with u and tell them u will fix it right away....lol

lol a hammer takes too much energy...then i have to carry it all the way to their room.....i like just grabbing their heads and introducing it to the wall a lot better...they are old and frail it dont take much to knock em out

LMAO.........you really are the mean matron...

BBBBZZZZZTTTT

*in little fraile voice* oh emma dear i can sleep.......

*walks down the hall grabs head......."this will help you dear".......walks back down the hall happy*

family finds old lady with brains splattered on the wall, looks at emma who was on staff that nite, but i didnt do it she says.... werid!!!!!!

i tell ya....its all the other grannys...obviously someone has gone in there and sorted her out. I hear she stole mrs smiths ball of wool...evil hehehe. im too much of an angel to be the culprit

wen ur mum brings home ur art pieces from school for u, and u never hav to step place in that hole again
wen sum 1 has cleaned ur bathroom and u dont gotta do it
wen jane drops off ur stuff from enchanted (actually that happend the other day, but i forgot to say thanks)
wen u hear from an old friend

Its Even better when you finish your last drink at 4am only to realise u gotta work in 1 hour and ya just got told its a huge day and ya there 9 hours longer then ya really wanna be the sad thing is ill keep doin it ...........


"Freakin Idiot" Napolian Dynamite

yeah 10 hrs was enuff for me sketchy gota love fridays!!!!

VEnus is way too much fun for me to be having midweek...


this week.. my motot is drive in sober and leave sober... i will not be forced to drink..

*nyssa this applys to you*

no pouring drinks down my throat LITERALLY!

woah, just got home from a wicked night at earth, scatered as all fuck, need someone to mchat with............ whose up:)

You get back on line after clearingb the head a bit and realise the amount of pure dribblem you posted earlier so soz guys, promise not to do it again........until next time

I feel so ashamed now "I am weak, weak I tells ya, yeah I know dribble, dribble, ooh got go do some work now, catch ya's later on this arvo for More scattered chat with HEFTY

This post has been edited by HEFTY: Dec 18 2005, 10:32 AM

its nearly recess time ahhhhhh yesssss!!!!!!!

lol...wtf tash? you ain't at school anymore

lol nice one tash.. recess is over now.. cant you here the ring of the bell... now back in ur class room.. and ur school uniforms please..

i think i still have my yr 12 jumper some where.. ahh teh memories..

Get up in the mroning check the surf report...
go to school, check the surf report
go to class, listen to the surf report
skip class GONE SURFRING
return at 3:10 in time to get name ticked off list for attendance
if the waves are any good go back up the coast and surf to sunset.


school was great

Dont you love it when its roasty toasty in bed but freezing outside, your alarm goes off and you start grumbling, then remember its not you that has to get out of bed!!! so you roll over steal his blankets and say 'time to haul ass to work sucker' then continue to sleep for another four & a half hours and arise just in time for lunch ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, its a good day!!

When u find this thread to make someone smile..


When ur friends kids make u a candy bracelet and it says crazy girly -- leaving u feeling all warm and happy inside.

When ur dad fixes ur brake pads and u might actually be able to use them

When u get the week off work..

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST WHEN A CERTAIN LOVELY MAN GETS HIS BEAST BACK THIS WEEK!! YEAH BABY......

When you have one one of the most awesome weekends that you havn't had in a long while.

When u read something on the internet that makes u understand a person sooo much better

When life couldnt get any better and u really are enjoying someones company +2

... you just found out the commonwealth goverment is about to spend neary $100,000 on a 'retreat' for its staff!!!! stoopid government- i dont pay taxes for that!
... your boy messages you to tell you everythings gonna be ok
... im at work (as much as i hate work) and scotts at the dentist having his teeth drilled sucker- dentists are EVIL!!
... i know that in an hour i will be home playing fetch & having cuddles with my beautiful little puppy dogs

... you have those special little moments that remind you just how much you love your man (or woman!)

.....when two people find each other again after lots of termoil
......too a fantastic weekend spent with fantastice people

.......when u know u don't have to work for 37.5 hours

when u realise people are telling the truth and do really care for u

When your boss leaves a box of choccies on your desk to say thanks for helping him out on your day off- he couldn't wok my computer & rang me all upset
when your mum offers to drive an hour to pick up something youve been waiting for coz she knows itll cheer you up
when your boss has just boarded a plane for queensland and wont be back for 5 days
when you just booked your biggest paying conference EVER! Yay for me

when you get to have lunch with your boy... love working in the city again and having a job flexible enough for me to lunch when I want so that I can fit in with him.

When u get ur new speakers for ur car.

Its not soo hot outside today..

And u feel a hole lot better then yesterday

I love it when you have a crap day and go home sit out the back and you dog comes up and he seems to know you feel like crap and sits there with you. Ladyk may be able to sympathise with me since i know she has dogs.

our cat does that.... it's a pet thing... if i'm sick (like with a fever) he licks my forehead as though he's trying to help make it all better (it's sooo disgusting) and if we're in a grumpy moods he gets all sooky and demands lots of lovin so that u focus on him, not what's making u grumpy.

pets are the best at taking your mind off your problems and turning all your attention onto them!

I know the feeling- my little munchkin came in for cuddles this morning coz id had a BAD night!! he just cuddled up and squeaked when i patted his tummy and made me feel very special and hes just so damn cute you cant help but smile his big brown eyes make me melt

When the world turns around on its axis creating a thing called fate and destiny, and when they sinc together its a miraculous thing that makes you so happy.

When you get to work & find out that one of the chefs has made you brownines and chicken curry coz they knew how tired you were last night & didnt think youd get up early enough to make yourself some lunch im a lucky girl

you change your pic

hahahah love it Spek!!!!

i love it when im thinking back to something i did with people i think are groovy as, and we did something hillarious, and then you start laughing, and its okay if theres no one else around, because you can laugh and laugh and laugh and then your over it but when theres people around and they have no idea what your on about and your trying not to laugh but it just makes it seeem so much more funnier and then you crack and you cant stop laughing and the people near you want to know what your laughing about and you know that they wont find it funny but they just want to know and so amidst all the laughing you tell them what you think is so funny and then as soon as you say it you realise how so not funny it was and then you move on with life and all is good...

i can tell you, thats what i REALLY love...!

and yes, pet love is the bestest... ive had so many pets in my life *lived on a farm, have had a wide variety* and i miss every one of them, specially my pet cockatiel Diesel...
he was the best so far, he would sit on my shoulder and if someone came near me he would try and bite them, same if they tried to pat him... hillarious... my own little body guard...
PETS ROCK!

wikid nice work kirsty.

... You realise that you have enough subway tickets to get a free sub!!
(Yay, now it doesn't matter that i'm broke.. i get to eat lunch today!! J/K)

wow so you can get two free subs then hey KandiRaver... since you posted that twice... LOL!

I love posting... its like talking only with a delayed reaction!

Umm im not sure when babe.. but the stamps are becoming none existent soon. people are selling them on ebay and stuff

WTF??? ebay will take ANYTHING!

When u seem to always go off topic..

NOOoooooooo

i live for those stamps... that's how i eat so cheaply during the week!

Well check ur stores girls i am pretty sure they are out as of Febuary.

i love it when the ppl in my shopping centre give me discount cos i work @ bilo...

And then they come into bilo and i dont give them anything... actually thats not the good thing! They should get discounts too!!!!

i luv it when you get discount purely for the fact you are in uniform, and when everyone wants to talk to ya

hehehe- want a discounted wedding? I love men in uniform *swoons*

Yes i remember when i caught a shark on hollidays one time and we cut the head off and cut up all the meat . i was in a mischevious mood so i put a stick in its mouth so it stayed open and put it in one ot the toilet cubicles and left. Later that night i went to the loo all the stawls were full accept the shark dunny lol. i was washing my hands when some dude walked in closed the door opened the toilet seat and let loose with the funniest loudest string of profanity you have ever heard i instantly burst out laughing and ran back to camp laughing all the way, nearly fell ova a few times. Went to bed laughed some more. Everytime i think of it now i still laugh. I love it.

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hmm.. men in uniform

When someone points out that a photo most of your family have seen was perhaps more revealing then you thought *blushes* whoops!!

... when one of the cute guys at work asks if you're interested in joining the "boys" on a footy trip to melbourne...

(count me in!!....)

nice work LadyK, i saw a picture of my family at my brothers 21st and i actually asked who the guy on the left was.. it was me!

saucey family pictures hey

dont ya love when u can go home and shoot the boss on a computer game on the net. then go to work thenext day and stir shite all day about it.

killing the boss online has realy improved the office moral!

Hehehe- it wasnt a family pic- it was just me, i showed my family though i think i should look a little closer next time
dont you love it when the stand in boss offers to set up the conference room for your conference because you just cant be bothered working in this heat *thanks ali*

... when you find things out last minute!!

Subway will stop offering stamps in Feb. and will stop accepting the stamps/cards in April... so you have a while to go. better get in and use them up.

Sweet im tryin for the reserves soon YAY ...

Try? ya just gotta rock up these days

In all seriousnes though most of the reserves units and squadrons are screaming for people. funny, but no one wants to play soldier anymore, all too busy with other things!

Sweet im tryin for the reserves soon YAY

lol thats what the last post was spose to be



man im doin all this extra trainin for nothin?? hmmm


This post has been edited by xSketchyx: Jan 19 2006, 02:54 PM

i remember the old reserves theme song on the advert, and more so, the bastardized lyrics to it:

"join the army, get your head blown off, dhum dhum
join the army, get your head blown off, dhum dhum
join the army, get your head blown off, dhum dhum
join the army, get your head blown off, dhum dhum"

maybe thats why

i remember singing that tune when i was all of 10 years old.




and keeping on topic, don't you love it when you can reminisce? ahhhhhh

wikid sketchy!

i'm in the reserves, come down to 3/9 LH (SAMR) we could do with some good new...fresh meat...err i mean good young members

in all seriousness, consider 3/9, wat do you want to go in as??

we are also located at Smithfield, 5min from RAAF Edinburgh. so its nice and close for ya.

i'm a m113a1 crewman/driver down there.

unfortunantly, ppl just don't put the time in anymore, so ppl like me always get heaps of good extra work like clipsal 500 recruiting

i second this motion!!

.....dont ya love airconditioning

???? I just wanna GUN!!

maybe i should research that!!

this just did my head in


...food
...not being sick....see u all out and cranking it hard 2night
...bouncy castles

i'll third that - men in uniform mmmm mm!

i do love it....

i love it when i dont have to work all day... and then i have to work that night
*wooooooooooot night fill boys - and been/going to the beach boys..*

i love it when i say random shit!

....them lolly bananas.....yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum they so tastey....and addictive.....and i need to stop eating them......please can someone hide them from me......its evil havn them sit there.........*hides jar herself*

yeah i hate evil things like that...

but i love them just the same xox!


i love... iced coffee... *drools*

mmm iced coffee

don't you love it when the closest iced-coffee-vendor to your work opens almost 2 hours early just cos they know there are a bunch of chaps next door who need sustenance early in the day ...
five-star bakery on flinders st - you rock cos you have cold iced ones, even if your pastry is too much for me anymore

I love it when you find events like this http://www.htid.co.uk/mailouts/htid13/skool.html

Only problem is how do i get there

you pay for a plane ticket, and buy me one too

oops, I just unhid them cos they looked silly hidden in there

bugger it, I'll just eat them before you get back....problem solvered


mmmmmm, lovin these bannanas....they're addictive

Things are looking super great , u are making bucket loads of freinds every day

and each one is special in there own way

computer games are more fun then actually dieing at least then you can respawn

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dont you love it when you can feel the cold front coming in slowly....bring it on

im with u on that one..but sharan can u smell smoke??

Its coming over from kangaroo island hope everyone there is ok! (including the cute roos!)

...for ages you havent been able to get your fav. moisturiser anywhere and within a week of your supply running out target has just stocked up 10mins b4 you walk thru the door and to top it off, it was ON SPECIAL!!!

when you go to a party and theres a whole lotta jim beam girls woot!!!
and they all lookin damn fine....

Damn havin 0% game lol was a great night of dncin and drinkin

yeah fire on KI

WHOS UP FOR SOME BBQ KOALA???

Now that is just so wrong in so many ways Brian

no, no I'm not cooking ok

yes, the smoke is everywhere....I hope the kangas are ok...

i told u Sharan i would teach you a few basic tips on cooking a yummy meal!!

but yes i hope the kangaroos and koalas are ok but most importantly the people that live there

dont ya love it when someone u aint herd from in ages messages u and wonts to see u tonite


AWWW YEAH!

i love it when im lookin a bit scrubbed up and orright *only for a wedding*
and im spending the night talking to all my buddies and having a great old drunken time

doing stupid dance moves and random coupled barge dancing *makes you bruise i tell ya*

and then i dissapear....

and then when my taxi decides they want to leave they find me at the bar on a barstool with three of the groomsmen... BAHAHAHAH! they were so funny tho i tell ya!

dont you love having access to a huge swimming pool

*drools*

You go, girlfriend!!!!

.. when you realise your not wearing any pants? then realise your in front of your girls parents...

thats probably not cool... i wouldnt know tho its never happened to me.......

Its not so [B][U]Stinking hot anymore

things are awesome

when some doofus drops his ciggie butt & sets your back paddock on fire when its just you and you mum home and your both to drunk to drive- yet youd have to to save all your pets, photos, clothes etc
when some MORON rolls his car at 2am on a flat straight of road and all the emergency vehicles insist on having their sirens on for the entire hour and a half they were there- news flash guys all your doing is pissing people off- flashing lights are quite enough in the dark!!!! a bit extreme considering they got out of the car ok
when your puppy dog runs up and licks you on the chin just coz hes so damn cute

That its cool enough to do what you have been wanting to do for the past week during this yukki heat wave

Oh yeah.. bring on them lolly bananas! they rock! YEAH!! they are soooo addictive, and you can just keep eating and eating and eating....

i love it when... i only work two days *today and tomorrow* and then get two days off and then start late on friday and work till midnight *eewww*...

and i love it when i get random hug txts at random times of the days

.... you've only got two days left of work!
(yep that's it then it's holidays for me!!)

When u start the day off all sad then a random twin messages you saying he would cook you breakfast...

When u have one of the best conversations with ur mum at six this morning..

When some people make u smile no matter what they say to you

When you feel like killing a certain person and then someone talks you out of it by simply saying 'your better then that'
When someone realises how much theyve upset you and they leave flowers in your car

Just what i was coming to this thread to say

when ur sitting on ur arse @ home.. bored out of your head thinkin about some1..
n then they msg u sayin that they're thinkin of u n that they miss u.. heh

that's adorable bek.. Toby does that all the time.. I'm at work wishing i were at home with him and i get a message saying he wishes i were there.. makes my day every time!

Awwwww
I want what shes having

me too...


Lady K ... i wish u where here with me...


i need some one to wear a bikini and wash trucks with me

im trading nick Dub and Cris P in.. they just dont cut it in the swimwear catagory!

*dances around the room*
hehehe- sorry guys, looks like he prefers me in a bikini
Im flattered- i get to wash trucks in my bikini

you's are classics.

Dont you love it when its almost time to go home???

thats not what you were saying last time we were spooning in the pool
and what about poor cris p's feelings too?? he's fully ripped, and bloody HUUUUGE!!!

don't you love it when you can eat sushi and surf the net at work cos the ship is hours late!!!

oi!!! thats not very nice del............

i didnt know you and del had a spooning thing going aswell nick?......

*goes off to sulk and pamper very large muscles*

don't you love it when fellow anthemites like to "share the love!!!"

hehe.. i dont wanna kno!

dont u love it when your brother goes away for a week..
n even thou its 2 days left till shopping day..
the pantry and the fridge are full !!!

dont u love good mates and the ability to fling smart assed comments around and they just jump on in and play them out!!

chilled beans to u fellas!

and mwah to lady K in her bikini...


mwah to bec too..


and yes i know im mixing threads

mwah to del for.....for...for the hell of it!!!

hahaha just as good a reason as any i guess!!!

u spot my pool on the flightover did u ?

its not looking healthy at moment. last weeks total abuse of it has ended up with a slight tinge of green... im calling pool people tomorow.. i want it good for thursday!

yeah, i spotted the footy oval, then straight away my superman vision locked onto chez le del....... it looks VEEEEEEERY melrose place from that distance....without the render and that psycho chick of course.

mwahs to melrose place.

belive me.. we have had the phsyco chick.. i used to have the red headed sex kitten living with me.. had the two hot blondes next door. the sultry brunette downstairs

me and my best mate next door Kane, had alot of fun for a few yrs then he moveed out

phyco's.. *nods* had them thats for sure!

Don't ya love it when everyone goes out and you can run around the house with music cranking and cook dinner for your self And then you get a phone call from that person who always puts a smile on your face.. and this day just went from great to fucking fantasic

cook me dinner

i love you hannah hehe

don't you love it when you buy new tunes.....picking em up saturday

Precision Cuts - Smartbreaks In The Place
Muskat vs. Prodigy & Candi Staton - Love Candi + Reach
Unknown (breaks remix of detroit grand pubahs) - Sandwiches
Fatboy Slim - Star 69 (2005 Breaks Remix)
Peace Division pres. Supacell - It Here Its Now
Prodigy - Outta Space (Audio Bullys Remix)

Probably doesnt apply to anyone else here, but I love it when I have a good day at cityskate and come home knowing I did something I havent done before either cuz I didnt have the nerve to do so before, or I simply wasnt good enough to.

*drool* POOL BOYS!!!! let me know when theyre coming and ill make sure im sunbaking near the pool for a good ol fashion perve session.

dont you love it when your in a crap mood & your mum takes you out to get you drunk, your get SMASHED, the barman keeps looking down your top & your too drunk to care but you think its cute when he realises youve noticed and blushes. you then win fifty bucks on the pokies and win a trivia question and get to 'spin the wheel' & win $2
then you wake up without a hangover & everything else has just fallen into place over night

lol, nice owrk SarahK

as for pool boys.. they is umm 'cuzza's' from the stratamagment group.. so i woudlnt let u near them... heheh dont want to share my freinds with them:P

they are here to do a job not to perve ... ill save that effort for myself

Hehehe- i was gonna be the one perving
but thats ok- ill get myself a pool & get hot pool boys all of my own
dont you love it when you know its only one more sleep til you get to see everyone and catch up on some serious hugging

Dont u love it when u are making some of the coolest freinds out..

You get told some stuff last night , from someone u care about heaps and its making my hole no sleep at work day soo much better

..your nearly finished work and you have a massage tonight
..your going to Marky on Friday night, and you get to slobber on Phunkii

A friend is having a party and he asks Teesha and I to play tomorrow night hurrah, my first real test...

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...you get a letter from the Courts saying your parking fine is now $400+.

Chances of me paying: 0%
Chances of me challenging it in court: 95%

Haha, bring it on, I wasn't parked there. Unley Jerks

Whoop em wheres the other 5%?? pretending you never got fined?

The other 5% is me 'injuring myself' due to Unley's constant footpath roadworks and suing them for $400+

hahahahahaha

Need a witness?? Oh wait- im very breakable- i could break a leg tripping- 50/50 split- we could get at least two grand- emotional damage/stress

Sounds good, anybody else want in? I'm thinking Class Action!

a bit sus- 20+ anthemites trip and fall within minutes of each other hahaha
nah- its council, they wont click

Dont you love it when u do the responsible thing for once and take a very drunk young lady home,instead of feeding her more alcohol.

Dont you love it when you can go home soon and have a nana nap

dont you love it when you best friend in the whole world does the nicest thing for you and makes you remember why they are your best friend, and to know they are always there for you?!

don't you just love days off! woop woop

...you get a call from someone you haven't spoken to in ages or someone ur thinking about...i've got lots more but wont bore everyone with it now

.... when your really sick and struggling through the last 10 minutes of the day & your beautiful fiance brings you flowers- coz in your snot filled brain state youve forgotten its your 6 month anniversary and he thought you needed something to make you smile
Awwww.... im so damn lucky love you baby!!!

1. You meet up with your Ex and find out she's still working the same job she still hates while you're getting paid to do what you like to do.

2. Dark storm clouds hang over head and in the distance you can hear the deep rumbling of an impending thunderstorm.

3. You open a mars '1 in 6' bar to find you've scored a freebee for the 5th time in a row - this actually happened to me, w0000000t!

don't you love it when... one of your friends lets you know how much they appreciate you being there for them. thanks emma *mwah*

You actually get yourself in gear to start toning up & can fit into your old jeans!!! OMG im so happy so glad i didnt cut them up now!

noice

...things run smoothly like clockwork

.....you have 2 weeks holidays starting today

DAMN YOU!!

When you finally beat someone at table tennis I bet him 3 times i was dancing & squealing around the shed but then i got reminded that it was 10 at night & were now living in a town & was every so 'politely' told to shut up

Don't you love having a 4 day weekend and getting paid for public holidays.

I sure know I do .

yes i second that, i am also getting paid for 2day aswell yayayay, but i gotta work mon, oh well i cant have all the luck

.....you know your going to winter enchanted!






unless tix sell out (starts getting paranoid)

yay, will be good to see you out again Hamish

don't you love it when you're at home, and you're mucking around on your turntables...and you disover one of the coolest tracks from your own collection that you'd never really listened to before Sweeeet bangin goodness

... it's pay day
... you don't have to spend your money on stuff you don't want to anymore, so now I can join the gym and go back to the solarium
... you get to see some great people next Monday night
... you're seeing a whole heap of people tomorrow night that you haven't seen for a while
... you're still smiling about a heaps nice sms you received last Thursday

big ups to that... and next thursday too my sweet!!

when you mum realises your lack of funds & books you in for a colour and foils with her as a mummy daughter day

When you get a late surprise birthday present

hehe!! Happy Birthday again!! Dontcha Love it?? hehe

KARMA works it's magic!!! It makes a bad day suck a little less!!


when you suprise someone special and they love it!!

hehe thank you hunny *mwahz*

yes i did love it, she just knew what i would love

... there's a tek show on Saturday night HMC & Fenetik. Wheeeeeeeee

Yagh!!! Another happy person!! W00t!! hehe!!!

Thats great!!!

... your new socks make you feel like a million dollars ;p

what sort are they??. Colour??? are they toe socks??? they're so cute!!

They're pink with lighter pink stripes and stars ;p Thick ankle socks
Toe socks are great, I should get some of them hey !!

i love it when out of the next 5 days i only have to work 1 day wicked

awww.... perrty!!!

they are very pretty for u babe, wow we do u need to catch up u have gone all preedy on me

i want some now

grr um um *closers eyes* pretty socks come to me now!

Me ? Pretty ? Nope
My hair is black and I wear lots of black I just like brightly coloured socks ;p
You can wear them sometime ;p

that means that we actually have to catch up babe tee hehe

i love it when for nearly 18 months phunkii and me have been trying to catch up and dam fate works against us

we willl beat u fate just u wait

It's all because of the Egyptian walrus. His tusks kept getting in the way. Dodgy ... !

die walrus die

... you now have Season 8 of Red Dwarf ! And it comes with a scutter ! But I don't know if it's Bob or Madge !

... ze beer giv s you enough body warmth in ths cold weathr you cans till stand outside with out blankets

Since when were you a tek fan? *confused*

Don't you love it when you are gonna get to see Shy FX and Concord Dawn AND Mallorca Lee and David Forbes all within 6 days!

Big party week next week!

(the cat)
it's better to live one hour as a tiger than a whole life time as a worm

(rimmer)
but who's ever heard of a worm skin rug




don't ya love it when you get a job that you didn't apply for and didn't even know about!! w00t, i'm employed again!!!! as of the 1st of may...

Congratulations Phil!!! mwa

nice work phil


dont ya love it when u go out dressed like a fool and have a fuggen awesome time out with greta mates, when you can say no wrong, when basically talking all night was like a stand up comedy night!, the lines where flowing fast and some rippers where dropped! the hilarity was shared by all!

gotta love " unlimited beer" with dinner!

i think the only thing we missing last night was a mermaid.

When you look after your neighbours place for a week and they come back and have a thank you present for you

...people finally see what you've been going crazy over!!!

big ups shooter... karma came with flashing lights....


some one will have a hell fo a head ache today...

yes, yes i do

Its perfect summer weather outside right now here in canada!! oh its soooo nice!! been outside the last 4 days working in perfect sunny weather!! getting some good tannage going right now.

getting exercise and being outside in the sun & getting paid for it.

feelin good! life is fantastic right now!!!

......when a friend puts themselves in an uncomfortable situation just for me, thank u babe

... you have a great night planned for tomorrow night and you get to see someone nice on Friday night

...you are tempted by a very enticing offer. but also means leaving SA, your friends and family for 24 months.

ooooooo, sounds like a pretty damn big one foonj. army related no doubt, what are they offering you?? i match their offer, you can be the general of my underground militia how about it??

very tuff decision and only you can make this decision. Speak to your family.. they are usually the best ones that can give you the advice that you need... and of course we are here for you as well no matter what you decided michael. *cuddle*

.....you get paid and finally have money agian!

yeah. military, having to go to brisvegas... and possibly visiting an overseas country.

free travel, can't go wrong. a bummer to leave us all behind but an upper to get the experience and move around. no matter what the outcome you will have made the right choice

Anthems rip RA threads

... everything is going great !
... you start your new job on the 29th !
... you have a nice person in your life who makes you heaps happy
... you have some of the best friends a person could ask for

...you've found your soul-mate

..life is excellent at the moment Im soooo happy pluuuuuuuuuur

u dump ur boyfriend to be with someone you love

um joker thats u rite?????

..things start going your way finally!

...you finish that assignment thats been on your back for weeks

And just to add to Phunkii's...

...your best friends provide you with hugs you need when your feeling down. (I luv all you anthemites!)

And for me personally...

..you have a chance to go back to school, and you take it!

WOOT!

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Good for you MWAH!!!! biggest Plury MWAHZ!!!!

...you get to go away and be seperated from the world for 9days. with many exciting things like .50cal live fire, engineers removing obstacles with C4, and live fire artillery...105mm BIG BADDA BOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!! DANGER CLOSE! and the shockwave is awesome.

no, that someone is yourself babe....and she deserves all the happiness you will give her Good on you for making the tough decision, but you know as well as I do its the right one.....

... it's your last week at this job
... you're seeing someone special tomorrow night
... it's time for to go to the solarium ! Mmm warm

.. you see that things are looking up for phunkii, a truly lovely girl with a heart of gold. Long over due bubs and I'm happy for you!

... you get to work from home (where it's warm and I can sit in bed with the electric blanket and laptop) because your work actually care enough about a contractor to order you to rest your ankle and only come back when it's all better

Everything f*cks up all at the same time, but you have friends that make you feel like everthing is right as rain.

You all know who you are.

Big Mwahs to you!

....you find out your not very well from overdoing it lately....luckily the liver repairs itself!!! could be worse though at least im alive
....finally having motivation to get off my butt and get some work....theres more to life than partying

Your ex gets blind drunk and does something VERY VERY stupid & then gets drunk a week later & calls you to tell you- now you have information that could ruin his life!!! alcohol- i love you

OMG I LOVE YOU TOO
ok ok ok i can get this map drawn out where it makes it legal for us to rape his face with baseball bats

*grabs baseball bat & starts polishing it*

*dirties up baseball bat* we want this mofo to feel it 2 week after the rape too remember

...when australia advances to the final 16 in the world cup. fuuuuuckiiing Yeeeesss!!!

....you finally decide where you want your life to go, now just gotta work out how to get there haha
....you have a cough that makes you sound like a barking seal
....you've had a nice long break from evil things and are feeling so much clearer!!!
....ribena now comes in light

.. things start to come together and you get a chance to try something new at work... hopefully leading to an end to contracting and a permanent , high level challenge....
... hard work pays off/gets recognised

.....you get a new job and your life changes you met new poeple and you make the best friends ever... love ya guys mwah..

when u get your home phone bill, and its $35... and 30 of that is fees and charges.. and the 5$ is your calls...


if i didint need a home phone for my ADSL id never bother with it!

same here

When you finish your last exam, knowing full well you passed all of them .. you now have 2 weeks proper holidays, and the weather outside is so beautiful you take your bike for a well-deserved spin.

Shit yeah. That's today for me.

when my sister is recovering well after a kidney transplant from my brother. She has had kidney failure for nearly 10 years

thats awsome news!!! hope she has a speedy recovery

Being on dialysis isnt really nice

that is excellent news harley.... I'm sure she'll be just fine from here on in too... I've had the same problem since I was born but transplant isn't an option so I fully understand how hard it has been for her. I'd be well chuffed and the difference to her overall health will be amazing once she's fully recovered.

thats why i got cable

and when i eventually get off my arse and get VOIP my calls will 100% free!!

great news Harley. this should be in the good news thread

...there is a new Mr Special in your life and all of a sudden everything is perfect and you can't stop smiling

lol kandii.. good to hear!!! does that mean i cant flirt and roll down the road with u next time we get drunk? i shoulda taken up the offer on sunday i think.. here hold my beer while i... hahahaha

stop looking at me like that Del, find someone else...

/me does the " I got a doller " Dance..

...when in canada you find a fridge madnet for a plumbing business called "mr.rooter"

when u wake at half 12... and have nothing better to do than roll over and go back to bed..

We can all do it together!

"mr. rooter
thats his name
he'll just flush your troubles
down the drain"

Dont you love it when.... you only have 2 and a half days left at work before you go to QLD for 2 weeks. Even better when you are going with someone who you love spending time with, get to see your family and best friend of 25 years... not to mention the tour through the Bundy factory

when i saw the fridge magnet on a friends fridge im like i so gotta take that home!!! and its funny its got a sailor style guy giving you a wink!! lol

Now you know who to call to get a root...

i bet its a popular plumbing service for the stay at home house wifes!!

This post has been edited by TCB: Jul 5 2006, 02:20 PM

hey hey ill fix your roots baby!

or would that be ill give you your root fix?

..when u run outta milk.. and u only have " BAileys Glide" milk based alcoholic drinks in your fridge...


hmm so tasteeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

highly recomended... ive been living on these for a week now.. maybe i relaly should buy some milk..

then again i just ran outta coffee too...

and Glucosamine Sulphate...
and nearly outta fishoil capsules..

going to be a pricey shop today

Baileys & butterscotch schnapps in coffee is good mmmm..... cowboy coffee
we have about 6 litres of milk in our fridge- my step dad unbogged another farmer with his tractor so this farmer paid donald in milk, butter & yoghurt the 3 things they already have plenty of- its that paris creek biodynamic stuff- pity the cell count is VERY high so if it wasnt for the whole organic lisence they wouldnt even be able to sell it legally. anyone want some milk??
Dont you love it when you finally apply for the job you REALLY want & you think youd kick ass at- now im just waiting with crossed everything for a reply

It's new job good karma week this week, so I'm sure things will go your way babe! I got offered a role I really wanted on Monday (just gotta pass the medical later this week, boy am I glad I didn't go to Enchanted!!) and a very good friend got offered a new job about 2 days after AGL announced they were axing her whole department - with a bit of luck she'll get a nice redundancy payout as well as a new job!

....when you know you're about to hand in your resignation and two of the other girls are about to go on a few weeks leave. No-one else knows how to do their jobs (or mine), so the company that *&#@ed me is about to get *&#@ed!!! I love karma

Sounds like my old work Place is bordering on bankrupt since I left- now THAT is karma- stupid ass of a boss

The Crazy Horse have open positions?

I wouldnt work there- id go & work with my old boss in Sydney Rob your a grub But if i do get a job at The Crazy Horse ill be sure to get you one too

the yappy dog from next door that has been spoling ur aural pleasures was just hollered at by his owner & is now dead quiet & i can now njoy my choons in piece

when ur catching up wiith two great freinds for dinner.. totally unexpected!!


night folks.. back in a couple hrs!

you find out you passed an exam that you realy thought you would have to do again
cummon luck, only 3 more sets of results to go

...when you go to say hyperthetically PaulHamon's house, for say hyperthetically a team bbq and get along with someone so well, and just drags you off your feet.

Hyperthetically of course...

....you get paid to be at one of the BEST concerts youve ever seen?!!! OMFG what a show!!!

obviously enjoyed the cold play concert Kirsty??/ so how did u get aid to be there? under what guise?

...when ur at a friend place, and she's in the shower. You can hear music in the other room, you walk in and 2 people are doing it. opps, sorry guys

BWAHAHAHA ewwwwwwwwww oops.


...don't you love it when you get a phone call at 8:30pm saying "what are you doing tonight, we have a spare coldplay ticket and don't want it to go to waste, if you can be here in half an hour its yours"

Jesus I'm glad I live less than 5 mins from the entertainment centre


It was a good concert. I'm not the hugest fan of cold play, but I enjoyed it none the less.

you freak you did it on purpose

Yay... stacking 500 bales of lucern and wheat'n early in the mornin lol.. thats my lot for today..

LOL groupie j/k

Ushering love working at Ent. Centre! 1 of the best jobs ive ever had!

...there is only 2 more days until you have 2 weeks of holidays.... yew!!
....you and your boy have moved on to bigger and better things
...you get to hang out with some cool people friday night

...you pull out the rifle and unload a hundred odd rounds
...you have qualified for the Simpson Trophy Competition and have a excellent chance of getting your Crossrifles Marksman badge. woop woop

Yeah, what he said...

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....you cant find your phone charger after searching for over an hour, but hey at least the house is clean now!! still no charger tho and the battery is flashing red
....your still sick for some goddamn reason...bleh @ winter

when u realise that the countdown begins till u see ur loved one again

u have time to put on propper coffee

i had no idea they were in there, honestly

...after a few months of shit, you realise that things are starting to go your way again and get ready to capitalise on it.

...you run into a friend that you havent seen in ages, and its just like it always was...

... you begin to realise that the only thing holding yourself back was yourself

..the sun gets to the perfect height to get u in the eyes...

......when theres only ONE more day until holidays

....you need to do a number two's and you get that ass tang pain?

was it a boy or girl?

..... you finally manage to get warm 3 heaters & im no longer shaking

was definately a boy funchi

...when things seem too good to be true, but you are so happy that they are.

was he long enuff to make daddy proud?

Stop talking shit Nige... literally

... shit talk is my specialty rob... would u like a serve?

lol nah I'm right man

...when you have the best other half in de world! It took me long enough but things happen for a reason...

oh honey, as sweet as that is... you have no idea

.... when youve been seeing a girl everytime you go out clubbing & wondering where youve seen her before & you finally work it out!! A friend of a friend who came to our pimps & whores party as a pimp & kept groping me and calling me her whore it all makes sense now

gotta love those random meetings.. or random memories


i had a similer dejavu styled thing with sammy girl.. bumped into her heaps.. before finally realising who it was!

u find that record uve been hunting around for ages for & it was in a different cover

i know that one!!!
don't you love it when you're feeling down and your baby comes home with a frog cake for you Wicked

...... your neighbour brings over some bones he bought for your puppies because he thought they might like them such a sweet man

frog cake??


hrmmm weird people on here.... usually its " kiss the frog and your prince shall come" now its making cakes outta em...


id settle for a bourbon and coke right now... or a pale... hmmm

...you find out that you are allowed to wear uggboots while your sitting at your desk at work

...you're bored and have nothing to do

Heaps fun

you can go to my house and do the dishes if you like.

Oooo and the weeding down the side

you eat in a restaurant where one of your friends works and when you get the bill you notice nearly half of what you ordered is missing

you're boy makes you a new avatar Thanks baby!!

when your preparing tea and u realise your missing a few vegies but remember that your olds have some growing in the back yard

...when you hear a song on FreshFM, download other songs from the DJs and you suddenly discover all their shit is good

...when you have the office to yourself for an hour

*takes clothes off*

If only I had those binoculars...

yeah, anyone in the top 15 floors of the santos building would have a clear view into my office

*waves at the santos building*

when various people mention that some people's affections online are sickly but continuously make you want to throw up anyway? hehe

id rather see sickly emotions than animosity...

then again... i got no one to be sickly with

hahaha



share the love!!!! it makes me happy to see others happpy

..you have now located every house you've ever lived in on Google Earth!

Oh how I love google earth... its the bollocks!

lol my houses are always in thoose 'fuzzy' areas...

tho i can seee my pool for this address

You get all sexed up ready to go to Del's and then Del comes to you >< rofl

bahahhahahah hey nigggahhh!!!!


IM FROM COFFINS BAY!!!!!!


its not quite as catchy as New Zealand.. but the locals are better looking

........you can sleep in tommorrow!!! well, til about 9am anyway

....and all related.....

your finally sleeping better thanx to new bed yay!!
hard evolution is only 4 days away....bout time havent been out in a month
your cold is finally disappearing after nearly 4 wks

HARD EVOLUTION IS ONLY FOUR FREAKING DAYS AWAY..................THATS RIGHT FOLKS.... ONLY FOUR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!! W00T W00T!!!!

yup yup and its gonna be maaaaadddd!!!!!! will have to catch up with ya hunni!

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yup yup yup!! mwah!!! Cant wait OMD OMD OMD OMD OMD OMD OMD!!!Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! hehe!

you work out that Summer Enchanted is on a weekend that I have off!!! WOOT!

fark yeh

....you're going home in 5 mins!

...life is great, couldn't be better

...it's LUNCHTIME!

...there's 4 posts on this page and a certain someone has already stolen 3 of those posts

...your old mattress made it to a good home where it's appreciated

...you only have a couple more days til you never have to see the most evil bitch co-worker on the planet EVER again! Must keep believing Karma will do her thing, even if I'm not around to see it....

...you can nod & smile at Overdose & Kandii cos you know exactly how they both feel, because you feel the same way (about someone else.....not about Overdose & Kandii....even though I luv you guys....I just don't LOVE you guys...like that anyway.....I'll shut up now )

You get a new job that fits your lifestyle and needs all but perfectly, and Hard Evolution is only 2 days away.

GET READY TO RAVE

congrats on the new Job Juts! What is it?

Beer taste testing on most weekend afternoons (no shit, they pay me to drink beer .. I'll drink till I'm sick if they need me to .. shit I'd do that for free as a matter of fact ).

Also alcoholic beverage promotion most Thursday and weekend nights at diff pubs, clubs and bottle shops.

It's a casual job, which means I can take on as little or as much work as I need - fits in perfectly with Uni, and also for raves when they're on

Plus.. any job to do with booze has got to be half decent .. at least that's my theory

Pay is also done on a contract basis, so it's well above award rates.

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...you pwn Mr.Fox when he tried to get a cute lil lamb.

big big congrats to you hun!!! Well done!! New jobs are awesome, especially when they fit so well!!!

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is that the 2nd or 9th Dec???! ive got a feeling ur gonna say 9th & if thats the case then i need to change my annual leave...gee...wonder why!?

its your 18th on friday, and your boss at work and another lady surprises you with a really nice birthday gift was soo nice of them!!!!! yay

yep the 9th

your woman is yelling for cuddles from the bedroom


enjoy it while I can

your parents make the trip down to adelaide to see you. it's been a long time.

You had a lovely night last night and you are in a great mood the following day still

Gee, musta been great!

cuddles hey?

its thursday and its only one more work day then its the weekend

or.... Its Thursday and you have a flexi day friday and rec leave the following Monday and Tuesday!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT 5 days off!

SCORE!

Del sees Oldskoo;lies 5 days off and then runs down the left flank and slams the ball into the back of the net with a

Rostered day off wednesday

Sick day Thursday

friday-monday personal leave, ( mums 50th so going home)

boss calls up " u got wednesday off already.. why dont u take tuesday off aswell and have the full 8 days off!


Del Scores 8-5 oldskoolie outta the comp!


the crowd goes wild!!!! yeahheaheahyey yehaheaheyehaehyehae yehaeheaeyaheeay DEL DEL DEL DEL DEL!!!!

DeL - you're a crack up!!

......the evil nasty bitch cow co-worker that you hate decides she couldn't POSSIBLY find an hour in her TERRIBLY busy day to come out to lunch with the rest of the office for your farewell lunch. How considerate of you - now I won't have to go to the effort of ignoring you today!!!

when your ankle decideds to screw itself up again (damn being run over it really screws up your system!) and so you can't drink tonight cause now i have to drive

when you win this on Ebay for only $101 inc postage!!

seriously hun, I can pick you guys up and drop my car at mine, cab it to the ark (i'll pay.. it's only 10 bucks!)

nope too bad i have to still get home, so i'm cool to drive cheaper for all parties concerned! cant wait, it's going to be good

fine then!!!!

...don't you love it when you get ordered to accept a lift!! Thanks Lauren!

Dont you love it when you crazy ex rings you to tell you that hes seen you fiance with another woman. Hes never met scott & when i asked him what scott looked like he said 'tall, slim & blonde hair' ummm, nope so glad im no longer in a relationship with that pathetic slime ball

tall slim with blonde hair? yeah, that looks just like Scott!

Maybe he saw Fabio...

maybe i cant beleive its not butter....

....you are going home!! see you chumps tonight!

...have icecream for lunch.

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when your local deli keeps the food so freakin hot you have to wait for 10 minutes for it to cool down.........

you should eat it boiling hot cris, burn your tongue,.. might keep you quiet for a little while.. that I would love!

...the publicity manager of the DJ Shadow tour gets back to you

your gonna leave for hard evolution in about 10 mins

... you get to see Courtz tonight... and maybe mich & Toby too !

ok then how about i just cut my own tongue out?

sweet as! thanx for kk'ing that 4 me now i just gotta change my leave wen i get to work on Monday...hope no1 snuck that week in whilst i was away!?

i love it when the 2 tatt's i got are unfknblvable & turned out better than i cld've ever imagined!!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!

oh....& i just free'd up 3gb of space on my walkman

Dont you love it when you cheat at an arm wrestle & win $30 & humiliate the guy in front of all his friends- he deserved it though
Dont you love it when your mum & donny take you out to dinner coz they know your pov & you win $20 on the pokies with your only dollar coin
Dont you love it when you can go back to your old work place & rub your new found success in their faces & theyre shocked when you say you no to their job offer. They still have a photo of chester on their notice board- he was an ADORABLE puppy

you tell one bank to go fuck themself chat to another and within a week you're cruisin in your sexy new ride

now the proud owner of a black '05 WRX

Good times...

...you go on a handbraky adventure in the wet with the Y2Jason

...you can tease

thats awesome babe!

when you get home from work and there isnt no mail for nearly 2 weeks then on the 3rd you get bombarded with 60,000 bills

your mate tells you to go hire a dvd and when you get it home its absolute crap

the beer is nice and cold

I love it when people in cars with almost 5 times the capacity of mine give me shit at the lights about being a hairdressers car. As they say when the clutch drops the bull shit stops. You then proceed to hand their arses to them on a plate. I say well done Mr 5 litre VP commo you can talk it up but you can't drive. LMAO at you getting cained by a as you call it " hairdressers car". I bet your girlfriend was real impressed at your ability as well as the look of shock on your face was priceless.

when your boss loves you and hands all the extra shifts your way

....don't you love it when you're cleaning your house and you find something that you thought you'd lost at one of the 'special' recoveries at your house

...you finaly meet that work deadline and then realise the rest of your day is gonna be soooo cruisey!

your in a crap ass mood and your fat ass cat jumps up and sits right infront of your computer screen staring at you like "whats up mum??"... and u cant help but laugh ... day is better for it

....things finally start going your way!

Dont you love it when you spend all night in a crabby mood because everythings going wrong & the person whos supposed to make it all better makes it worse, then in the morning you get on the net & one person makes you laugh so hard you cry & all of a sudden things dont seem so bad

...Friday is edging ever so closely

...you had a lovely lunch with Michmole and Tracy

...you get to see your boy for the first time in 3 days in FOUR HOURS!

...you have Haighs choccies

.. what she said instead of me (MichMole... I like it) insert KrackWhoreKandii

.. you get to go home soon


.. you also have Haighs

u drop yoru car off at the mechanics.. and its going to be 2-3days... and u take a train.. only to realise u dont knwo what direction your going.. the coin machine is jammed.. and u only have notes.. no tickets...

then u go to get a taxi/bus to take u heom from city.. but decide its far too nice a day so u walk home in the sunshine


even tho ill pay for the wlaking..... it was beautiful day out there for it!!

... you have one more hour of work!! YAY!

ps: has anyone else noticed that the time on each post is one hour ahead?

This post has been edited by KandiRaver: Jul 19 2006, 05:04 PM