I'll start! *clears throat*
I never stole this idea from another forum
oh and I'm a natural blonde!

No truths allowed!!


















I'm so rich i'll never have money problems ever again
My father is Bill Gates
Beer is my enemy
So is Jacks
I hate sauce on my hot chips
My blood is brown
My nose is made of cheese
I have 11 toes
Theres only one word in the english language
I feel fantastic
i have never told a lie
ha u dont believe me but its actually very true
and i dont like raving
okay NOW ive told a lie
Bank Sa owes me 1.8 million dollars in lost intrest for over the past 1 year
I sell helicopters. Does anyone want to buy real cheap?
I'll take 10 helicopters for my assassination project
I love Salisbury!
Yep .. Michael is emo.
and he doesn't wear orange.
He was extremely sober on friday.
i have never touched alcohol
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i cant wait to work tonight! ![]()
My dinner tastes disgusting ![]()
i hate my life ![]()
and
i hate being in my relationship ![]()
im really happy that i didnt go to ark anthems..because by the sound of it it was realy bad!!!!!!! ![]()
I like big hairy nipples
I hate life!
The colour orange disgusts me and I cannot stand it!
I pissed blood this morning.
I drank the blood that i pissed.
People are being very creative....
BTW I killed Willie Wonka and Im taking over the world with the oompa loompa army. ![]()
I am an oompa loompa
Me too.
I shagged 3 oompa loompas in the south of france
My left testical belongs to Satan...
My right one belongs to God...
I once stuck my head up my peehole, it got stuck...
I have been to the 2nd level of hell.
I am from hell, then transferred to heaven, got sent back to hell on a broomstick
I'm a virgin!
Me too ![]()
i once jammed 10 bricks inside my arse so i could earn the nickname 'pez'
I like to stick needles in my eyes, repeatedly
I want to live at home all my life and never go anywhere outside the house
I'm friends with chewbacca and I like to ride on my harley with my homey's
I have a thing for gnomes.
The devil speaks German devilsmiley.gif
Was? Das Teufel spricht Deutsch? Hitler spricht indonesian!
Oh and i never jumped up on stage in front of 3000 poeple and stripped to a g string ![]()
Bring on the PURPLE G!!!
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I aint got a week off work! ![]()
I woke up with my penis missing... ![]()
I am not agreeing with Chris P about Ben's genitalia fixation.
I had a crappy time at the fringe on thursday and never want to catch up with Ben in town EVER AGAIN.
I hate bexter and never want to see her AGAIN!
I hate Ben in every possible aspect, and I never want to try and stuff him into a taxi again.
My name is Theodore Picklefoot, and i sell pickled chicken feet.
i want to get out of bed cause i am filled with energy today ![]()
I feel like leaving the air-conditioned room to go all the way to my stinking hot car and drive to get subway.
I don't have a new crush on someone ![]()
Everything is peachy f*cking fine today!
I am not about to yell and scream at someone.
No really I'm not.
*&^%)*&^@#(_*&!(_#^
Quicktime is a wonderful program which allows me to view, without any glitches, my lecture videos from my university server.... >: (
I just had an extremely plesant driving experience in which I wasn't almost killed by someone who didn't give way.
I hate ebay and all it's flea infested monkey germs
I hate shopping in general.
I think kittens are ugly, feral little beings and should not exist
i absoutley adore cats!
I control the sun set
Hayley's sig turns me on....
especially this part :
BOOSTING says:
am i wrong to feel aroused by dots on a page
Blue plastic plates taste better than paper ones
I am not eating the same packet of M&Ms that I purchased just after lunch.
I daydream about making out with Hayley's toes.
I wish I had fungus on my toes
I dont daydream about Darren Styles.
I hate kissing girls ![]()
I hate purple g strings
I hate the look of Paul Walker when he just gets out of the water.
I'm having the time of my life right now!
I'm actually thinking about everyone on anthems and havin a good tie with the personal photo's!
I'm finding out where u all live and will become rather creepy!
I hate NISSANS!!!! FREAKING HECK!!!
I'm an Angel...
Leprechauns taste like slugs
I'm really a superstar DJ from Holland and my best friend is Paul Elstak!
I have had my licence for 5 years and can do foolly sick drifts ![]()
I eat people.
I don't find it scary that Bexter has almost 2000 posts in less then a quarter of the time that I have been on this forum
I found the worste ice cream ever... "Connoisseur cookie cream commotion" .... would NEVER EVER eat it agian.....
I have webbed toes...
I love my sore throat can I please have matching hiccups to go with it?
I love it when distressed kittens meow their butts off
I want to eat kitty cuisine
I am infact an alien from outer space!
I worship the devil on weekends
YAY you worship me on the weekends...
I don't have a photo of Ben zonked out on the recliner at my place ![]()
no you dont just like I wasnt talking to anyone online when I feel asleep last night
I'm not at uni studying as we speak!
I'm Stuffed, couldn't eat anything more...
NOT looking forward to tuesday!!!
This weekend is gonna BLOW...
My life sux...
I love you all.
I didn't just apply for my mothers job.
I never want to eat salt and vinegar chips.
I didnt call Ben last night just purely to tell him that I had salt and vinegar chips.
I am wearing really comfortable shoes.
I hate horses.
I am not going to system 6 vs Eternal energy.
I hate Daana.
I'm going to sit home all night tonight and starve...
I am mongolian
I love it when people call me when they are in the middle of a factory that has factory noise that's louder than their voice and hurts my ear! ![]()
I want to scrape cheese off my knee to do the hokey pokey
I wish I could eat Chicken Rolls from the servo EVERYDAY for breakfast lunch and tea!
I want to vomit.. cos vomiting is so much fun
I enjoy insulting words from my ex.
I'm not going to have fun at the BBQ today... it's going to be sh*t ![]()
The Chinese built the great wall of China to keep me out... Bastards...
I am not turning into an alcoholic.
I hate freeform!
Carl Barron has no idea what comedy is
this nutella tastes terrable!
Girls don't know anything about computers anyway
I did not re build my own computer
ALL by myself ![]()
I had a crap time tonight.
I hate Benji LOTS.
I'm not looking forward to friday.
I want to go to the doctor tomorrow to get my medication changed ![]()
I am not happy with myself for managing to fix my ipod all by myself
I am not at all happy that now I will have music to listen to on the bus to and from work
I am stoked that I am still awake, even though I've been in bed for 4.5 hours trying to get to sleep.![]()
I don't feel like bashing some little s*%t with a crowbar right at this very moment.
I don't feel like reversing over her with my car and doing a burnout on her head.
I am feeling peachy f*%#ing keen.
i feel bright and chirppy and happy & full of life on this wonderful monday morning!
I don't feel like I did last night at all
I don't have a crowbar sitting just inside the shed.
I can fit 3 c*cks in my mouth...
i love the fact my head is pounding!
I love it how i am like a mushroom kept in the dark and fed bullshit!
I love that too Pauly! It's one of my favourite things!!!
I like mushrooms
I dont like mushrooms
my cats breath smells like cat food
i dont want to move
the world doesn't revolve around me, contrary to historical evidence that it infact, does...
I'm not going to be on Today Tonight playing a murderer in a hit and run incident.
I'm not doing stunt driving in the story and i'm not acting. I'm not putting the corpse in the boot of the 4x4 that i didn't mow the person down in.
I won't let you know when this is going to happen and i'm not filming extra footage tonight ![]()
Mr Grey is not coming back again!!!!! lolololol ![]()
you hate that fame thing!
I do not believe in eatting lunch
fully!!! keeps me on the street whoring my ass for drugs!!!
I hate pancakes and am repulsed about the idea of all you can eat for $6 tonight.
i hate everything and everyone!
i wish i never got the job at AAMI ![]()
i love my boss, Such a greatful understanding patient man with lots of time for all his employees. Such a top bloke deserves only the best in life. I think so much of him as i'm sure he does with me, never interupts me when i explain things, always friendly, always thanks me when i go beyond and above all means and still get the job done against all odds. Work weekends, long hours and he complains when my msn name isn;t my real one. May god bless you with the riches of the earth my good good freind. I WUB CHOO BOSS.
I love my work, always offering me hours on the most convenient of days and in the easiest places to get to and ALWAYS OFFERS STAFF PARKING FOR FREE.
Thank you Weslo.
i love my day today!
i love that i feel so damn great today!
i dont want to stab anyone! ![]()
I'm wide awake!
I'm loving all the computer jazz I have to do at the moment
I love havind dial up
I am not getting ADSL soon because I love my dial up SO much
I am not looking forward to owning and running my own business
I am in a crappy mood ![]()
I didn't finish filming last night. It won't be promoed over the weekend. I won't have my mug all over TT again and it won't be shown on Monday night's show...
SO DON"T FARKING WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!! ![]()
frak i'm shit don't ask me!!!
I don't lie
i feel so alive today!
I like to wear pink shirts with popped collars - chix love it!
I love the sore in my mouth from chomping on it
I love the pain its giving me and the fact that I have to eat very carefully
I love having no sleep also it makes me feel super refreshed
i hate my new job!
I hate pay day.
Allegra is quietly falling asleep in her cot..
Moments like this really make me appreciate motherhood, especially when I have a 2000 word essay due tommorrow!! ![]()
I really want to go outside.
I really dont like where i'm living now, i'd much rather be back in my old wonderful place
I love optus.. they are a great carrier. The staff are so helpful and i'd recommend them to everyone..
infact everyone SIGN UP WITH OPTUS THEY ROCK!!! ![]()
I feel absolutely wonderful today!
I loved all the dreams I had last night!
I would like to dream them again!
I would love to feel this way everyday!
I love the cold i have, it makes me feel great...
and i hope it hangs around for a few more weeks
love the flem in the morning!!
Oh he is not ![]()
this isnt my first post in this thread..
and i completely understand the point of it.. ![]()
its not random and confusing at all..
p.s. on a truthful note.. this thread shud be called the sarcasm thread ![]()
I had a shit time the last few nights... really makes my life not worth it! ![]()
I'm not upset that someone i care about is upset today at all, infact i'm thrilled and over the moon! I wish this said person would just never talk to me again! and i hate her with all my heart!! ![]()
Im heaps emo ![]()
I don't keep noticing that SPiDER has 2 s's in his avatar when he only has 1 s in his username
I want to make another avatar ![]()
I hate champagne
Hayley gets on my nerves with her frivolity and frigidness
I can spell
I like melon on my head, it turns me on
I would like to eat some Ala Carte Kitty with Bokchoy
I can spell really good
I don't think you mentioned that you can spell
I can spell
I cant ![]()
Im reallllly looking forward to working tomorrow ![]()
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I hate the new PS3
I do not have one all set up in my house
ACE did not just spend $1300 + on buying one, and 2 games, and a remote
I don't want to play MY game at all
I can easily find the song that I want to listen to on my ipod which has 800 songs on it.
Dunno if it's been done but i wish i was back at work as these days off are really bad and i enjoy my working day!
Bills rock
Im the most dedicated and accomplished student Charles Sturt Uni has ever seen! ![]()
I am not sorry ![]()
The graphics are not a billion times better!!
I dont want to get one and especially do not want to get Fight Night 3 because it looks like a NES port ![]()
(Ps what games did you get?
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I did not get the Sonic game
Ace did not get Resistance, Fall of Man
And we have not hired Ridge Racer 7, Need for Speed Carbon & Full Auto 2
Life sucks.
Jutsin's emo.
i not going out tonight.
me no drinkiez
no need to lock up daughtertz and mumsies
I am not buying MORE stuff off of ebay ![]()
I want to run away with a taxi driver and marry his uncle whilst having an affair with his sister's best friend
i hate the weekend and the time away from work sux balls
I really wish i was as inconsiderate as some people i know
i also really wanted jett to smash my shiseido pufume bottle ![]()
I hate champagne ![]()
I ran naked down the street offering marriage councelling to poor people last night ![]()
Oops this isnt the confessional thread ![]()
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i thought u had the wrong thread
It really sux having to buy a house & the mortgage only being a few bucks more a week than we're paying in rent. I really don't wanna take time off work to do it up & I'm gonna hate being all satisfied from doing it up ourselves.
