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Started by ~Em~ · 4 Jul 2006 · 160 of 166 posts survive (20 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback

~Em~4 Jul 2006, 1:24pm

Hey guys,

last thursday night at Venus, an old Sleazey guy tried to hit on me, and, being me, quite loudly/vocally, I told him where to go.

So yeah, at work today, guess who happens to walk in?

Turns out the guy is one of my managers

My Bad!

So, I thought I'd create this thread where we could all put our "oopsies" for all to get a giggle out of

overdose4 Jul 2006, 1:31pm

Haha nice!

When I was young and lived in Sydney, I fell head 1st into a fountain thingy, dunno how the fuck it happened but I was going to see Disney on Ice, turned around because someone called out my name and low and behold there is a fountain approaching me in front...

Oldskoolie4 Jul 2006, 1:43pm

QUOTE(kandii @ Jul 4 2006, 12:24 PM)

My Bad!

So, I thought I'd create this thread where we could all put our "oopsies" for all to get a giggle out of

I can think of a very easy way to get a promotion and payrise

overdose4 Jul 2006, 1:47pm

QUOTE(kandii @ Jul 4 2006, 12:24 PM)

last thursday night at Venus, an old Sleazey guy tried to hit on me, and, being me, quite loudly/vocally, I told him where to go.

Actually, for a second there I thought she meant PaulHamon...

~Em~4 Jul 2006, 1:50pm

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Jul 4 2006, 12:43 PM)

I can think of a very easy way to get a promotion and payrise

crIs P4 Jul 2006, 2:02pm

ive done so many stupid things in my life i could not possibly count them or break them down into just one that stands out, and everybody knows about my most famous one so i wont bother

i went to the mens room laying down once too....

overdose4 Jul 2006, 2:03pm

I think I see a clothesline cris...

crIs P4 Jul 2006, 2:08pm

nah that was nothing. thats like a daily walk around the block....

Oldskoolie4 Jul 2006, 2:18pm

QUOTE(crIs P @ Jul 4 2006, 01:02 PM)

ive done so many stupid things in my life i could not possibly count them or break them down into just one that stands out, and everybody knows about my most famous one so i wont bother

i went to the mens room laying down once too....

God no!

Im the same... The amount of stupid stuff ive done... (most of with Cris) would warrant our own dedicated website...

mandrate

jase314 Jul 2006, 2:25pm

actually you guys have some bloody funny stories....

I am chuckling to my self right now ........

it burns ! it burns! hahahahaha

Oldskoolie4 Jul 2006, 2:26pm

Sorry Chris but i have to mention this one...

On the night of my 18th (11yrs ago), Chris was arrested (cant remember why, but he doesnt need a reason) and had his thumb broken by the cops too... And while in the prison cell he was singing out to the police ..

"Wheres my cigarettes, Wheres my cigarettes"

over and over and over again for quite some time.... I dont know how long had passed but eventually the copper gave in and gave Chris a cigarette....

Shortly after this Chris had to start his singing again...... but this time it was a different song...

"Wheres my lighter, Wheres my lighter"

Maybe u had to be there

jase314 Jul 2006, 2:28pm

incognito4 Jul 2006, 2:52pm

i decided i wanted to dive off the 5m diving board, rather than pin drop like everyone else, at the aquatic center when i was like 10 (first time on any kind of height diving board)...
1 and a half flips later i landed on my back as u can imagine it really hurt... and i got really badly winded...

... oops :/

I stuck a drill thro my finger once too...

DeL4 Jul 2006, 2:59pm

wakeing up some days constitues stupidity inmy mind..

some days are best left to be slept thru...

when i got time at home ill chuck up a few..

OD's fountain events similer to a sign post event for me.. same deal.. wlaking some one calls name... then WHAMMO slam face into sign post when turn back to forwards direction..

Del Falls over.... blood everywhere... welcome to Hutt st !

crIs P4 Jul 2006, 3:45pm

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Jul 4 2006, 01:18 PM)

mandrate

LMFAO!!!

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Jul 4 2006, 01:26 PM)

Sorry Chris but i have to mention this one...

On the night of my 18th (11yrs ago), Chris was arrested (cant remember why, but he doesnt need a reason) and had his thumb broken by the cops too... And while in the prison cell he was singing out to the police ..
"Wheres my cigarettes, Wheres my cigarettes"
over and over and over again for quite some time.... I dont know how long had passed but eventually the copper gave in and gave Chris a cigarette....
Shortly after this Chris had to start his singing again...... but this time it was a different song...
"Wheres my lighter, Wheres my lighter"
Maybe u had to be there

sorry you must have me confused with another Chris.... ive never been arrested

Oldskoolie4 Jul 2006, 4:00pm

ROFL!

Not even at quix? And Todd picke you up from Elizabeth lock up?

Konstantine4 Jul 2006, 4:03pm

OUCH! LOL! One of your managers? ROFL. I would PAY to see what happened when he saw you. Did he recognise you? Oh man, that would be one of the most awkward moments imaginable.

crIs P4 Jul 2006, 4:40pm

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Jul 4 2006, 03:00 PM)

ROFL!

Not even at quix? And Todd picke you up from Elizabeth lock up?

thought you might have picked up on the sarcasm

funny sh*t

Oldskoolie4 Jul 2006, 4:55pm

nah i missed the sarcasm.... Im at a Microsoft course right now so anything outside being a geek is incomprehendable for me at the moment... Perhaps try typing your responses as a command line and i might understand better.....

LOL!

Lost In4 Jul 2006, 4:59pm

I was walking around eating a sunday at work checking everything was clean after close. Too busy concentrating on my ice cream i walked straight into a pole... Ice cream everywhere

Konstantine4 Jul 2006, 5:26pm

I recall many hilarrious stacks after you got your heelies! LOL I wish I had a camera for that one. ROFL. The funny looks people were giving you. Did you end up wearing them to enchanted?

Lost In4 Jul 2006, 6:30pm

nah, figured it safer without them, phat pants wouldnt have made it any easier either

philbert4 Jul 2006, 7:18pm

lol, after reading this thread i don't feel so bad about myself anymore

miney4 Jul 2006, 7:39pm

i remember one time when i was about 4 or 5:

i was running around chasing my dad with my eyes closed (dont ask me why, just something 4 year olds obviously do) and he walked into his bedroom. BAM! head straight into the corner of the door.

7 stitches later i was all good

HEFTY4 Jul 2006, 9:18pm

Angry at work the other day after getting another speeding fine from within one of the 'new' lowered speed zone's.
We had some Army guys there with us, and I said "fuck em, they can take my liscence and I will still drive"
It was then that they all stoped and stared at me............Turns out that they are reservists and there day job is traffic police!!!!
hmmm can someone help get my foot out my mouth

miney4 Jul 2006, 9:52pm

haha spewin!

DeL4 Jul 2006, 10:56pm

nice work hefty!!!

some gold moments in our lives on display here

starlet4 Jul 2006, 11:07pm

well i don't really have anything as good as some of the others but i guess running into a glass door infront of everyone was pretty stupid, walking into a pole not watching where i was going and me and my step sister walking along the highway in Berri near my dads house when she suddenly grabed me and threw herself and me into bush because she didn't want some one our friends to see us....we had to go home and get changed because we had grass stains on our jeans.....still to this day i don't know why she didn't want them to see us

philbert4 Jul 2006, 11:23pm

ROFL!

starlet4 Jul 2006, 11:25pm

thats not dee though phillbert its her younger sister Mel lol

DeL4 Jul 2006, 11:31pm

im takinga guess here... step sisters know Philbert? small world we live in

hmm lets add... ridinga bike down a hill flat out.. front wheel hits a rock.. and going Kart wheeling down teh hill till head over heals.. my right for slips back into the biek wheela nd is nearly sliced off.. a massive fla of my foot hanging lose.. and me hopping home quicker than my brother could run.. an hr long car ride to hospital and 4 weks off it.. while my foot was sown back together...

starlet4 Jul 2006, 11:45pm

yeah my stepsis Dee you've met her before del and daves house warming u pushed us both in the pool

DeL4 Jul 2006, 11:48pm

heheh i liek her!

she seemed pretty cool....

*ooopps* i slipped!

Aeon4 Jul 2006, 11:50pm

riding offroad scooters down a large hill and then across the sand of the beach at the bottom, trying to get as far as possible, needless to say most of the time the front wheel just dug in and threw us over the handelbars. anyway last attempt for the day i flip over the bars skid about a meter on my face and end up with this 2 inch wide triangle of sandburn on my face, for months afterwards i had this pink scar triangle above my right eye

Lost In5 Jul 2006, 12:06am

ooohhh a good one... adjusting the water in the shower i brought my arm down hard onto our ceramic soap holder... that broke and sliced through my elbow. One in the morning i wake my parents up to go to hospital and all the while there i am taking pictures of it

Sang5 Jul 2006, 12:07am

BWAHAHAHAH

incognito5 Jul 2006, 12:06pm

... speaking of showers and soap dishes....

taking a shower, i dropped the soap... bent over to pick it up... *CRACK* i found the soap dish, 10 stiches in the head...

i never bend over to pick up the soap any more... always kneel.. i guess my ass will be ok in jail... ill just have to make sure i cover my mouth

Harley5 Jul 2006, 1:22pm

On e friday night me and a couple mates where hitting the piss pretty hard and ended up having a paper and ended up in the stag, fuck knows why but when your in that stat you have no idea whats going on. Anyhow we ended up drinking slamers and just making a complete dicks out of ourself and when we decided to leave i end up going cunt over tit down the stairs. God dam did it hurt. I ended up waking up with massive bruise over my body. To come to think of it me and a mate ended up downing 4ltrs of white goon in a hour and half before we ended up in the city.

When i end up in a intoxicated state i swear i must have 2 left feet. Im always hurting myself

This post has been edited by Harley: Jul 5 2006, 01:26 PM

DeL5 Jul 2006, 1:24pm

and u make less sence than i do at times too harley

Harley5 Jul 2006, 1:27pm

Yeah tell me about it i confuse myself sometimes aswell hahahahaha

TCB5 Jul 2006, 1:29pm

was at cricket training in grade 8 and neglected to wear a box. a few minutes in i get hit in the nutts. go down in pain, eventually i get some composure and go back to batting. next ball i faced it went off the inside edge straight into them again.

man that was stupid and painfull. decided to retire for the night. dear god i hope i can have children.

This post has been edited by TCB: Jul 5 2006, 01:29 PM

philbert5 Jul 2006, 10:57pm

QUOTE(starlet @ Jul 4 2006, 10:25 PM)

thats not dee though phillbert its her younger sister Mel lol

sounds like she's her sister though

in a good way. the other weekend dee was rugby tackling people so i think it may be genetic

TCB, my eyes water when ever i hear a story like that

Harley6 Jul 2006, 8:18am

QUOTE(TCB @ Jul 5 2006, 01:29 PM)

I was playing 6 pack indoor cricket and i was fielding rite next to the batsman and wham i got struck rite in the balls. I went down holding my jewels and just about crying. Lets say i got taken off and feed a few cold beers and sat there nursing my nuts. I always wore a box while batting but after that incident i wore them while i fielding and when it was my turn to bowl i just sat it behind the net. Boy was i sore for a few days. Making quench now just thinking of it

Sang27 Jul 2006, 7:32pm

Just now...I tried eating soup with a fork

~Em~27 Jul 2006, 8:59pm

tonight, after my two pole dancing buddies decided to cancel on me as they both had somethings arise, I decided to get the train home instead of the bus, so then I'd have to walk about 2 kms... not much exercise, but a little bit.

as most of you know, I live VERY close to town. SO close that I actually get off at the second stop out of town on the train.

Now, I've not caught the train to that area before... but knew which line i had to get on.

Jumped on the train, found a seat... all good.

then I noticed the train wasn't stopping at the first stop. or the second, or the third. Thats right, I got onto a f***ing express train!! first stop, mawson lakes interchange

so I got off, waited for another train to take me back to town so I could go home. Ended up getting home at 7:15... almost 2 hours after finishing work.

It'd have been quicker for me to walk home! (that takes 50mins to an hour)

Sang28 Jul 2006, 4:57am

@Emma...that really cheered me up. MWAH!!!

I've done something similar to that.

When I first started at the Casino and still lived in Gulfview Heights (near Salisbury East) I always used to have to catch the train at 6am and get off at Salisbury to get the bus home. But there had been so many occasions that I'd be so bloody tired, I'd fall asleep on the train and miss my stop and end up waking up in Gawler. There was one morning I actually ended up back in town. I'm still amazed that I never got mugged or got woken up.

~Em~28 Jul 2006, 10:44am

yeah yeah laugh it up Laughy McLaughalot

LadyK28 Jul 2006, 7:14pm

At childcare the other day i noticed a young boy who looked ALOT like one of my married friends- not thinking anything of it i mentioned it when i was talking to his wife- i just thought it was a freaky coincidence. When she talked to her hubby about it he phoned the 'other woman'- turns out it is his son. so my friend not only found out that her husband had been unfaitful but he also had a son

next time- i shall assume the worst of people & keep my mouth shut

the thought of it being his son honestly never crossed my mind- he seems like such a nice guy- boy, was i wrong

spacecadet29 Jul 2006, 12:20am

QUOTE(LadyK @ Jul 28 2006, 07:14 PM)

next time- i shall assume the worst of people & keep my mouth shut

the thought of it being his son honestly never crossed my mind- he seems like such a nice guy- boy, was i wrong

OMG lady k that takes the cake

overdose29 Jul 2006, 12:24am

I cut my finger with a knife at work tonight

No... I'm not turning emo and suicidal

I work at a supermarket!!!

Good one Rob

Wasn't a big boo boo though!

~Em~29 Jul 2006, 1:17am

*points* EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pink Bear29 Jul 2006, 2:59am

I got one...

One morning my alarm clock went off and quite startled me. I sat up very quickly and, automatically, reached to turn off the alarm. As I reached over I hadn't woken up enough to have balance, so as I reached I just kept going... falling face forward towards the bedside table. Unable to stop my chin hit the sharp corner of the table real hard.

Yes, that was a good day. Within seconds of waking blood was pouring out of my chin all over the bed.

Somedays you shouldn't even wake up.

Konstantine29 Jul 2006, 12:01pm

ouch, thats a painful way of waking up.

Dalliedog29 Jul 2006, 12:29pm

well i took fulcrums car for a car wash the other day and i went to put up the drivers side window and it wouldn't go up however i was already in the car wash and it started.

Guess who got wet??????
Guess who's car got washed on the inside????

philbert29 Jul 2006, 2:10pm

just be thankfull you made sure to put down your aerial, if you leave 'em up they can get ripped out by the rolley things, they kinda scratch your paint a little

Sang28 Aug 2006, 5:17am

I was so buggered when I woke up that instead of adding salt to my meal that I accidently added sugar to it instead. I've resorted to eating toast instead now

DeL28 Aug 2006, 7:47am

waking up in the morning at stupid hrs to get outta a nice warm bed and go work outside... i consider stupid!

Harley28 Aug 2006, 3:04pm

Sat morning still up partyn, listening to beats, drinking etc..... when i got bored so i decided to make some beer. Still not with it and my mind all over the shop it took my some time to make it and when i was pooring a kettle of boiling hot water into the fermenter i poored it all over my left wrist which was using to stirring spoon. Boy did it hurt but nothing the cold glass of Jacks with ice that couldnt help.

KittiChik30 Aug 2006, 2:18pm

on friday nite at sounds of the underground i somehow managed to lock myself in the handicapped toilet lol.... ended up messaging my bf to get someone to help and as soon as they turned the handle the damn thing opened!!! i swear i turned it and kicked it and it wouldn't budge...but i just got laughed at

~Em~30 Aug 2006, 2:40pm

QUOTE(ravrchik84 @ Aug 30 2006, 01:18 PM)

You're not the only one babe!

Caroline got stuck in there on Friday night as well and messaged Piney to come and get her out hehehehe

KandiRaver30 Aug 2006, 3:22pm

hmm... lucky i didn't use it! that could have been quite embarassing! espeically coz alot of the time i don't even take my bag or phone with me!!

KittiChik1 Sep 2006, 1:04pm

QUOTE(kandii @ Aug 30 2006, 02:40 PM)

You're not the only one babe!

Caroline got stuck in there on Friday night as well and messaged Piney to come and get her out hehehehe

im glad im not the only one!! everyone thought i was just having a 'blonde' moment...cos it opened straight away from the outside!!

QueenOfWhatever1 Sep 2006, 2:53pm

My whole lifes a :OOPPS I FUKED UP AGAIN: moment

but im really good at it

... and my friends always have a story to tell someone

So i dont really mind

Taken one for the team

jase311 Sep 2006, 3:30pm

TODAY

so I was making some pumkin soup(canned) at work

was very thick and 1/3 stayed in the can, so I poured in some hot water

placed a plastic tupperware lid on top and prceeded to shake the 1/3 of a can of pumkin soup

the hot water increased the pressure inside the can until FWUMP!

all down one side of my clothes looks like I just vomitted !
its onthe roof
all up the fridge door
all over the cupbouards
all in the carpet

I swear there was not that much soup in the can its ridiculous how much soup there is

its like someone snuck in and sprayed extra around while I was standing in the middle looking stunned

froggy1 Sep 2006, 4:25pm

ha ha ha sorry i don't know you but thanks for the much needed laugh!!!! i am actually crying!

jase311 Sep 2006, 4:36pm

glad to be of service

~Em~1 Sep 2006, 4:37pm

top form Jase!!

jase311 Sep 2006, 5:33pm

hdan1 Sep 2006, 9:10pm

Getting bored at home and mixing shit up for fun!

Sang9 Sep 2006, 1:45am

I was hungry and coz I add lots of fresh chilli to everything I eat (but dont actually eat the chilli) I accidentaly ate and swallowed a whole jalapeno chilli. My mouth is on fire

KandiRaver11 Sep 2006, 10:56pm

...i stuffed up porridge! how do you stuff up making porridge i hear you ask!!
GRRR... i am sooooo stupid.. it's oats and milk how the hell do you even get that wrong!

i'm gonna cry!

Ok.. pour out and start again!

Jutsin11 Sep 2006, 11:01pm

I was hiding on my roof while me and a mate were playing "hide and go seek tip" (ie: I was hiding, he has to find me and tip me.. then I'm it and have to find him, etc).

He saw that I was on the roof and ran around the back so he could climb up and get me. I realised that if mum found me on the roof I'd be in deep shit, let alone if she found me and my friend on the roof. So I jump off the roof and land flat-footed onto the ground, breaking 4 bones throughout my foot and ankle.

My mate runs back around the front to tip me and tell me that "I'm it" before he runs off .. and I drag my sorry ass inside to tell mum I tripped over on the grass and I think I've badly hurt my leg.. of course because she thinks it happened from me tripping over she thinks I'm exaggerating it.

It took me a week of agony for her to finally take me to the doctor .. I lied to him as well about how it happened, so they were both thoroughly surprised when they found out the damage I'd done to my leg.

To this day my mother still does not know I got that injury from jumping off the roof

QueenOfWhatever11 Sep 2006, 11:28pm

i just spray taned my legs but forgot to take me ug boots off

... now i have to try even it up

absent112 Sep 2006, 12:08am

I choose to withhold mine...... some things are just not ment to be repeated lol

QueenOfWhatever12 Sep 2006, 12:25am

~Em~12 Sep 2006, 10:13am

QUOTE(QueenOfWhatever @ Sep 11 2006, 10:28 PM)

i just spray taned my legs but forgot to take me ug boots off

... now i have to try even it up

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Maori Messiah12 Sep 2006, 10:23am

lol i just read the idiotic things we do - Kandii
kinda turned me on

~Em~12 Sep 2006, 11:01am

QUOTE(Maori_Messiah @ Sep 12 2006, 09:23 AM)

lol i just read the idiotic things we do - Kandii
kinda turned me on

You want me... don't you

Maori Messiah12 Sep 2006, 11:03am

I'd do idiotic things like kandii

QueenOfWhatever12 Sep 2006, 11:31am

i just tryed to make scones

i cant cook let alone do something from scatch :S
oh but i had to try the mixture cos i looked like cake mix :| DONT TASTE LIKE IT! :grr:

mich12 Sep 2006, 11:45am

QUOTE(Jutsin @ Sep 11 2006, 11:01 PM)

this just happened last month didn't it??? My brother did a very similar thing, same circumstances too, but didn't want to tell anyone about it so he "hid" his injury as best he could until it developed an infection which turned into an absess and resulted in it having to be cut out of his leg and him having to be on crutches for weeks. If he'd just told mum and gone to the doctors straight away he'd have got a bandaid on it and all would have been well but no... that's just not the Eddie way of doing things!

QUOTE(QueenOfWhatever @ Sep 11 2006, 11:28 PM)

i just spray taned my legs but forgot to take me ug boots off

... now i have to try even it up

ha ha ha ha ha.. sorry QOW but *puts on best ren and stimpy impersonation hat* You idddddiiiiooooottttt!

~Em~12 Sep 2006, 11:49am

QUOTE(QueenOfWhatever @ Sep 12 2006, 10:31 AM)

i just tryed to make scones

i cant cook let alone do something from scatch :S
oh but i had to try the mixture cos i looked like cake mix :| DONT TASTE LIKE IT! :grr:

bwahahaha you're having a great day aren't you!!!!!!

Scones you say? Hmm.... you know where I work! My lunch break is at 1:30pm

QueenOfWhatever12 Sep 2006, 11:58am

haha ive just turned it into damper cos i couldnt get it to roll out and play nice

absent112 Sep 2006, 1:41pm

I found one i can erm... legally post!!!

Today at work didnt give enough clearance around a corner on the pallet truck with cages on it... knocked all 3 off. (empty thankfully) and it made so much damn noise, everyone looked at me... gave me shit also.... what a great 2nd day. lol

eternal E12 Sep 2006, 4:58pm

My very first day of work trying to make a good impression, thought id make everyone a coffee, the sugar jar was empty so i found a large jar in the kitchen, looked like sugar...as i watched their faces srew up.... i realized it was salt.

absent112 Sep 2006, 5:13pm

love your work LOL!!!!

march E12 Sep 2006, 6:30pm

drink a shitload of beer on gym day... not going to be worth it hitting the steel tonight...

philbert12 Sep 2006, 7:49pm

ok, this ones short yet stoopid. a month or so ago i was on IRC and was one of the first times i'd talked to jutsin, i ask "oi jutsin, what's your real name?"

<hangs head in embarressing shame>

KandiRaver12 Sep 2006, 8:00pm

Idiotic thing i do....
.... read the post above and actually blindly believe that phil knows how to count!!

NokturnL12 Sep 2006, 8:10pm

QUOTE(eternal E @ Sep 12 2006, 04:58 PM)

DUDE! Ur profile pic is from Sensation WHITE!!! I was there man!!!

lol @ the salt in the coffee!! I done that as a prank once!

This post has been edited by NokturnL: Sep 12 2006, 08:11 PM

philbert12 Sep 2006, 8:33pm

hey, i know how to count, i just love screwin with people too much

91

see

Sang13 Sep 2006, 12:56am

Philbert posting in the wrong thread.

Me...just then in my drunken state. I just massaged toothpaste instead of deepheat into my shoulder. I think I'll need a shower now

philbert13 Sep 2006, 8:23am

R O F L C O P T E R

AnGeL^EyEs13 Sep 2006, 8:26am

QUOTE(asianfunkphenomena @ Sep 12 2006, 11:56 PM)

Me...just then in my drunken state. I just massaged toothpaste instead of deepheat into my shoulder. I think I'll need a shower now

now you smell like a minty

Sang13 Sep 2006, 9:16am

I still smell all lemony-minty. I gotta have another shower before I head out for lunch today.

crIs P13 Sep 2006, 9:55am

you idiot... i love it

overdose13 Sep 2006, 5:19pm

well it's not what I did... it's what Ike said to me

In his new sig that I made him, I did a search in Google Image for "Vintage" and found a pic of a girl with a vintage wig...

and on MSN he asks me "where did you get that pic of me from? I've never seen it before"

~Em~13 Sep 2006, 5:23pm

QUOTE(philbert @ Sep 12 2006, 06:49 PM)

ok, this ones short yet stoopid. a month or so ago i was on IRC and was one of the first times i'd talked to jutsin, i ask "oi jutsin, what's your real name?"

<hangs head in embarressing shame>

BWAHAHAHA

QUOTE(asianfunkphenomena @ Sep 12 2006, 11:56 PM)

Philbert posting in the wrong thread.

Me...just then in my drunken state. I just massaged toothpaste instead of deepheat into my shoulder. I think I'll need a shower now

DOUBLE BWAHAHAHAHAHA

QUOTE(overdose @ Sep 13 2006, 04:19 PM)

miney13 Sep 2006, 5:28pm

I decided when i was younger it would be cool to chase after my dad with my eyes shut. Dunno how close i actually got to catching him before i ran into the corner of the door and spilt open my head...

DeL13 Sep 2006, 7:34pm

miney... looking at your older brothers.. there really is no surprise to that

good to see u back on baord.. school holidays again?

absent113 Sep 2006, 11:59pm

Craig, your post should have gone something like this....

'Well a few years ago i invested in a mazda RX7... most idiotic thing ive ever done....'

DeL14 Sep 2006, 12:28am

wat about

" matter of months ago i introduced a young guy to anthems" i used to know him back in teh days he was a chubby little game geek who thought he was 1337

absent114 Sep 2006, 12:53am

ooh i got a good one...

'i met up with an old fart that i hadnt seen in years and hes STILL a chubby net game geek... hes been coming onto me ever since... and hes licked my face countless times'

how you like themz applez

†~·EsTheЯTjeUh·~†26 Sep 2006, 5:04am

well i think its weird when you aussies line up, single file, for the bus stop...

Sang26 Sep 2006, 11:10am

QUOTE(†~·EsTheЯTjeUh·~ @ Sep 26 2006, 05:04 AM)

well i think its weird when you aussies line up, single file, for the bus stop...

Why is that wierd??

Maori Messiah26 Sep 2006, 11:31am

I'm listening to blink 182

QUOTE(†~·EsTheЯTjeUh·~ @ Sep 26 2006, 04:04 AM)

well i think its weird when you aussies line up, single file, for the bus stop...

I'll have to agree, i don't line up and i get yelled at by old ladies and people with enough guts to tell me off.
I also find you name rather interesting.

absent126 Sep 2006, 2:15pm

QUOTE(†~·EsTheЯTjeUh·~ @ Sep 26 2006, 04:04 AM)

well i think its weird when you aussies line up, single file, for the bus stop...

I guess we could all form a circle and sing and dance while waiting for our public transport.....

Turbulence26 Sep 2006, 4:06pm

I wait at the bust stop to go on last, so I get to stand up & rub myself against people

Sang26 Sep 2006, 4:16pm

bwahahahaha

Remind to get on the bus last when we take public transport

BOOSTING27 Sep 2006, 4:12pm

The stupid things we do? well i just plucked a nose hair to see how much it hurts....... did it to the other side too hep hurt just as much and made my nose run and eyes water

lmao damn boring afternoons at work

how cool am i now lmao

mich27 Sep 2006, 4:13pm

read paulie's posts and participate in e-mail banter with him - if i'd known you were plucking you're nose hairs while e-mailing me I'd never have answered... you disgusting little man!!!

BOOSTING27 Sep 2006, 4:44pm

TEE HEE HEE

oh thats not fair

i wouldn't stop u from plucking nose hairs

mich27 Sep 2006, 4:50pm

i wouldn't pluck nose hairs!!!!

... came into work today for meetings that got cancelled anyway.

jase3127 Sep 2006, 4:53pm

QUOTE(mich @ Sep 27 2006, 03:50 PM)

i wouldn't pluck nose hairs!!!!

... came into work today for meetings that got cancelled anyway.

you plait them dont you?

mich27 Sep 2006, 4:54pm

only for special occassions... mostly they just curl naturally...

This post has been edited by mich: Sep 27 2006, 04:55 PM

BOOSTING27 Sep 2006, 4:58pm

QUOTE(mich @ Sep 27 2006, 04:54 PM)

only for special occassions... mostly they just curl naturally...

This wayyyyyy off topic but have you ever tried using a hair straightener???

This post has been edited by BOOSTING: Sep 27 2006, 04:58 PM

jase3127 Sep 2006, 4:59pm

mich27 Sep 2006, 5:01pm

no... i haven't... i'm guessing using a hair straightener on my nasal hairs would definitely amount to the most idiotic thing I've ever done... you do it don't you paulie????

BOOSTING9 Oct 2006, 3:06pm

YES if you must know but not as much as i used to with all the plucking the old vegitation is a bit sparce may even have to resort to a comb over

Sang12 Oct 2006, 5:54am

This happened tonight.

A customer was going through her purse to give me cash to change into chips but she accidentally pulled out one of those hotel room keycards and threw it on the table. So I jokingly gave her a wink and said "what room number and when?". She was a bit shocked and embarassed but throughout the night she followed me from table to table, until I had a dead game on roulette and then she told me that she'd be waiting for me. I thought she was joking but the way she was speaking to me sounded like she was deadset serious. I'm still hoping shes joking coz shes here for a few days and I have to work the next few days as well.

joker4r12 Oct 2006, 8:30am

Posted by: Sang Oct 13 2006, 11:42 AM

same thing last night. Same lady came in but wasnt as attentive as last time but still pestered me about what time I was finishing work and stuff

Sangr13 Oct 2006, 11:42am

Posted by: ~Em~ Oct 13 2006, 01:14 PM

well, just then I burnt my microwave popcorn, set off the smoke alarms and the fire brigade has just arrived.

My bad *blush*

~Em~r13 Oct 2006, 1:14pm

Posted by: Sang Oct 13 2006, 01:41 PM

lol...at least you know that the smoke alarm works

Sangr13 Oct 2006, 1:41pm

Posted by: ~Em~ Oct 13 2006, 01:47 PM

ha.

and they are going to make me pay the f**king fire brigade bill.

~Em~r13 Oct 2006, 1:47pm

Posted by: Sang Oct 13 2006, 01:50 PM

OH NOSE!!!

Sangr13 Oct 2006, 1:50pm

Posted by: Phunkii Oct 13 2006, 01:59 PM

I'm idiotic in trusting people too easily. Booo .... !

It's a shame about the popcorn ... :/ I hope the bill isn't too expensive ... not like the $400 bill the ambulance get people with !

Phunkiir13 Oct 2006, 1:59pm

Posted by: ~Em~ Oct 13 2006, 02:07 PM

QUOTE(Phunkii @ Oct 13 2006, 12:59 PM)

I'm idiotic in trusting people too easily. Booo .... !

Doh! I thought I'd beaten that one out of you already

QUOTE(Phunkii @ Oct 13 2006, 12:59 PM)

It's a shame about the popcorn ... :/ I hope the bill isn't too expensive ... not like the $400 bill the ambulance get people with !

its $400...

~Em~r13 Oct 2006, 2:07pm

Posted by: crIs P Oct 13 2006, 02:11 PM

i hung out the side of a tuk-tuk

crIs Pr13 Oct 2006, 2:11pm

Posted by: Phunkii Oct 13 2006, 02:17 PM

QUOTE(kandii @ Oct 13 2006, 01:07 PM)

Doh! I thought I'd beaten that one out of you already

Nah ... well, i'm still suffering the consequences from being gullible a few months ago hahaha ;p
Beat me some more *bends over for a spanking*

Hopefully they'll calm down in a few days and will let you off for the fire brigade fee ?
Were the firemen cute though ? ;p

Phunkiir13 Oct 2006, 2:17pm

Posted by: ~Em~ Oct 13 2006, 02:33 PM

QUOTE(Phunkii @ Oct 13 2006, 01:17 PM)

Were the firemen cute though ? ;p

one of them was

before they got here, and before I knew I had to pay for it >< we were really excited about them coming

~Em~r13 Oct 2006, 2:33pm

Posted by: philbert Oct 20 2006, 10:12 AM

the idiotic things I do....

knock my fone in to a bucket i had beside my bed cos i thought i was going to start praying last night. doesn't sound too bad except the bucket had 2 inches of water in the bottom....

see the "don't you love it when.." thread for the happy ending to this tale....

philbertr20 Oct 2006, 10:12am

Posted by: crIs P Oct 20 2006, 10:19 AM

i guess there was no happy ending then? you know that if you spew into a bucket that already has 2 inches of water in the bottom your going to get splashback. what the hell were you thinking phil?

crIs Pr20 Oct 2006, 10:19am

Posted by: philbert Oct 20 2006, 11:03 AM

had no probs so far and i've tested it a few times

if anything the water aids in cleaning after

philbertr20 Oct 2006, 11:03am

Posted by: Sang Oct 20 2006, 03:58 PM

QUOTE(philbert @ Oct 20 2006, 10:12 AM)

the idiotic things I do....
knock my fone in to a bucket i had beside my bed cos i thought i was going to start praying last night. doesn't sound too bad except the bucket had 2 inches of water in the bottom....

see the "don't you love it when.." thread for the happy ending to this tale....

you can blame me for that

the idiotic thing I do??? waking up so damn early

Sangr20 Oct 2006, 3:58pm

Posted by: philbert Oct 20 2006, 05:46 PM

lol

don't ya love it when ya play office phone soccer with nokia 3310's

it's developed a bit of a rattle....

philbertr20 Oct 2006, 5:46pm

Posted by: Sang Oct 21 2006, 05:48 AM

theres another one for Phil - posting in the wrong thread

Sangr21 Oct 2006, 5:48am

Posted by: jase31 Jun 9 2007, 11:55 AM

lol

jase31r9 Jun 2007, 11:55am

Posted by: Sang Jun 25 2007, 06:17 PM

I just made toffee and I scalded my tongue being too eager to try it. I'm making toffee apples

Sangr25 Jun 2007, 6:17pm

Posted by: Bexter Jun 25 2007, 06:50 PM

I left the plug in the sink, overflowed the sink with water.. which went to the kettle, toaster and microwave then shorted out all the power in the house.

Bexterr25 Jun 2007, 6:50pm

Posted by: Harley Jun 30 2007, 09:33 AM

Got to drunk 3 nights in a row last weekend for my bday as you do and spilt precious beer on me as i thought i had the glass in my mouth but it was like half a meter away from my face

Harley30 Jun 2007, 9:33am

Got to drunk 3 nights in a row last weekend for my bday as you do and spilt precious beer on me as i thought i had the glass in my mouth but it was like half a meter away from my face

overdose30 Jun 2007, 3:42pm

lmao Harley

that's heaps funny!

{Bunny}2 Jul 2007, 7:33pm

KandiRaver24 Aug 2007, 12:56pm

total blonde moment:

went to a sunnies shop and saw these gorgeous Roberto Cavalli sunnies and thought i'd pick them up and try them on.

i forgot that the sunnies are all shelved behind glass so when i went to pick them up i slammed my hand into the glass casing!

quickly looked around, grabbed my bag and left the store!

Harley24 Aug 2007, 2:09pm

Got my mate a good one. He is kiwi so he doesnt know alot of Australia fauna. So i asked him does he knows what an echidna was?? He said no. So i told him its simalar to an ant eater. He said like how. Then i started to tell him the differences. They are like 4 foot tall, they have small but sharp teeth, and have venomous spines in the front legs that shot venomous spikes out. I told him thats there deference against drop bears.......... Meantime my girlfriend, her friend and myself are trying not to piss ourselfs laughing. The poor bugger didnt know to beleive us or not

livinitup27 Aug 2007, 6:03pm

This happened a few years ago now, but my husband, myself and my bestfriend still kill ourselves laughing over it...

I was walking my kids to daycare one morning before work (in a pram with a todler seat - others mums will know what I mean) anyway, the front wheel rolled off the pram and onto the road - So I was trying to hold the pram upright and get my babies out of it with much difficulty hoping it wouldn't cause an accident... anyway some lady got out of her car to help me and I phoned my bestfriend to pick us up to rush to daycare and get us both to work on time.

We pulled up at daycare I jumped out of the car with 2 kids in towe, raced into the centre kiss, hug, goodbye, race back out to the car... put on my seatbelt and look out the window to the car next to me and to my horror...

See my bestfriend in the car beside me and some lady walking upto my door. i very cautiously looked to my right at the driver and noticed it was some guy in a suit whom I did NOT know - He and his wife and my bestfriend were absolutly cacking themselves while I was absolutly mortified. Realizing I was in the WRONG car I said nothing and jumped out.

Thank god I have never seen them since....

This post has been edited by livinitup: Aug 27 2007, 06:06 PM

Kaz5 Sep 2007, 4:33pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i did something kinda similar to that. when i was like 5 or 6 went to the shops with my folks... and then when we were walking out the store i wasnt looking where i was going and followed the trolley and two adults out to the car. waited for the groceries to be loaded into the car and then waited for the door to be opened so i could climb in. but nothing was happening.... so i looked up and saw two adults i didn't know! then heard my name being called and several cars down were my parents who'd been watching the whole thing happen and were cracking up. the two adults were trying so hard to not laugh in case they scared me. needless to say.... i piss-bolted over to my parents and into the car. eeeep!

livinitup5 Sep 2007, 4:52pm

hahaha

That's like my Aunty... She went into pay petrol at the servo and was running late for work, she ran out to the car opened the door and put the key into the ignition only to realize it wouldn't fit when she looked behind her there was 3 kids in the back that didn't belong to her... Not to mention the car was RED not BLUE lol

Never leave ur car unlocked at the servo... some crazy woman might accidentally steal it...

LOL

livinitup6 Sep 2007, 5:42pm

Ooopsie - I just accidentally answered my work phone - "Welcome to Facebook..."

Quickly correted myself and moved on... I'm not addicted...

hahaha

Kaz6 Sep 2007, 7:53pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! that's gold, well done

*applause*

livinitup7 Sep 2007, 9:37am

Yes I'm a natural blonde... lol

I couldn't stop laughing.... best not do that again....

Elektro Kitten7 Sep 2007, 10:07am

Keys....

my scooter key snapped in my ignition monday, wicked

left my keys somewhere at uni thursday, EVEN BETTER

This uni stuff is causing me large amounts of sleep deprivation, making me vunerable to doing stupid stuff like leaving my keys places...

I NEED SLEEP SOMEONE SEND ME SOME PLEASE!?!

livinitup7 Sep 2007, 11:20am

hahaha poor lovie...

I am bad enough just trying to find my keys in my huge handbag... hahaha

Sang7 Sep 2007, 6:30pm

I was stupid enough to put my glasses on without realising I already had my contacts in just before. I seriously thought there was something wrong when I couldn't see through my glasses properly.

Kaz8 Sep 2007, 5:11am

I just remembered my ultimate one

Was at the club in Broome with friends. Went up on stage to request a song... and whilst talking to the DJ something malfunctioned in the equipment and everything went frigging dead silent. Felt like slow motion.... everyone in the club turned and looked at the stage, and it was just me and the DJ. Crowd started booing, and the DJ ducked into the backroom with a friend to fix whatever happened and my friends started yelling "Kaz!! What've you done!! You broke the equipment! .... Where's the music??!!" I was like "It wasn't meeee!!!!!" whilst bolting off stage and disappearing out of sight.

{Bunny}19 Sep 2007, 10:19pm

It took me about 2 weeks to figure out the meaning of one of our t-shirts at work.

Stupid lack of brain cells.

Makes me EVEN blonder

livinitup20 Sep 2007, 9:11am

QUOTE(Sang @ Sep 7 2007, 06:30 PM)

I was stupid enough to put my glasses on without realising I already had my contacts in just before. I seriously thought there was something wrong when I couldn't see through my glasses properly.

Ahahaha

That's a good one... my friend went to put her glasses on and it took her a whole day to realise the reason she couldn't see was coz the lense had fallen out... lol

455Pontiac20 Sep 2007, 9:36am

QUOTE(livinitup @ Sep 6 2007, 06:42 PM)

Ooopsie - I just accidentally answered my work phone - "Welcome to Facebook..."

Quickly correted myself and moved on... I'm not addicted...

hahaha

haha that is killa! I too am addicted - but obviously not half as much as you!!

livinitup20 Sep 2007, 12:39pm

yeah... it's a bit sad isn't it...

being blonde doesn't help either...

455Pontiac20 Sep 2007, 12:41pm

QUOTE(livinitup @ Sep 20 2007, 01:39 PM)

yeah... it's a bit sad isn't it...

being blonde doesn't help either...

hair colour doesnt matter in my book(or facebook lol) - I have done idiotic things I am definitely not blonde!!

...so stand up and be proud!