Quote Of The Day!

HURRO! I know I say a lot of silly things but sometimes people say stuff that is just PURE GOLD and it's worth quoting... And sharing Here's my most recent QOTD!

This happened on Monday but I haven't had a chance yet to post it.

Anonymous Random Un-Named Friend of Mine: Ya know, no matter how much I work out my arms don't get any bigger.
Me: You measure your arms?
Anonymous Random Un-Named Friend of Mine: I measure everything!
Me:
Anonymous Random Un-Named Friend of Mine: NOT THAT!!!

Gold

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HEY!!! You told me this the other day.

i bet it was kosta

I don't care what quotes are put up here.

No one beats; "Fuck it .. just do it to be cool."

That one earnt BOOSTING his promotion to super-stardom.

*whistles innocently*

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An older dude i work with was whinging about the coldness the other day and he came out with....

"Fuck that, im not going out there, i'll teez my fritz off!!!"

i lost it..

My fritz shall never be teezed off if i can help it! But im gonna have alot of fun trying

Oldskoolie! thats terrible... couldn't expect any less from u!!

so its ok for a girl to freeze their tits off, but not for a boy to teez his fritz off?

true, so very very true

the other week when it was .5 degrees i went in to work and said "if someone has ever said they'll do something when hell freezes over, today is that day..."

hey, it was funny at the time...

Haha some time ago when the clipsal was on i was serving a guy at Foodland and i asked him
"Do you go for Foldens or Hords?" hahaha
I tried to cover by making it seem like he heard it wrong I'm so sly

This post has been edited by Peppa: Jun 30 2006, 02:24 PM

Just an hour ago...

loser: "raves=ghey
clubs=orsum with real music"

Ive been laughing at him ever since he said that...stupid prick...

my friend has one of those beanies that have the bits that cover your ears....

she was telling some people that "I can't wear the flaps over my ears because then I can't see"

haha, i'm not sure who taught her anatomy but they need some serious help

Boosting: "It's getting cold outside, better bring the bunnie ears"

WORTH IT

leni said " come on u 2 guys, i think ur in the wrong planet, this is venus not mars"

(2 guys dirty dancing agaist each other on thur nite)

why does this headline on abc news read so wrongly?

"Aussie Pratt bows out of Wimbledon"

... ... ... I hate you!


Anonymous friend of mine : We should take MY car next time, I have GAS!
Me : LOL!

*shooter, lauren and foonj walk out main entrance of WE at close*
Oddy standing at door giving out system6 flyers...
shooter walks past...
lauren walks past...
foonj walks up to oddy as he tries to pass him a flyer, and foonj looks him in the yes and says "no thanks, i'm going to anthems!"
the look of WTF in oddy's face, PRICELESS, and the awe of surrounding people, GOLD!

The look on my face when we get to Pizza House and they just switched everything off: DEVASTATION!

a certain individual named RiceBubbles: "im worried if i have any more i wont be able to remember any of winter enchanted when i wake up, but i guess i dont remember any of winter enchanted now anyway!"

LOL... Ricey was a fkn crack up. He said some gold stuff but I'll have to get some sleep before things start making sense again.

And yes, my car does have gas

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hahaha yeah

but we could still get ice cream! that was the main thing

"there is only one cunt I am happy to be associated with and thats my own !!!! " - Kingee on RA just a few minutes ago regarding WE

LOL!

bro said to me the other day (not spiltek):

Excuses are like arseholes, everyone has one

Ive heard that one with "Opinions" in place of "Excuses"

yeah i thought it was pretty good, even made my display name on msn

Chris says:
vomit man vomit???
We are Samurai the Keyboard Cowboys says:
there was vimit in the basin i put my hand in the vimit water and liked some off i no chunky bits or anything



B r a d / E p i c - says:
thats like him saying i sucked a dick but its ok coz i got no cum

gold

me talking to ricey about his trip to QLD. i go to him man u can pop your cherry up there. Ricey nah i would still be a virgin in SA .

pizza is alot like sex, when its good its really good, and when its bad its still pretty good

OK...Someone I know has said some pretty gold stuff in the past:

Unknown: "I figured out why cats and dogs like being patted..."
Me: "Yer, and why is that?"
Unknown: "Because it feels good"
Me: LMFAO

No sh*t


Unknown: "Bed and breakfast would be pretty cool...You stay there and get free breakfast"
Me: LMFAO "Yer, you reckon that's why it's called Bed and BREAKFAST then?"
Unkown: "Yer! .....Oh...Shuttup!"



I'll some back when I have rememberred some more...

You ask some one if they like sex and travel?

When they uter the answer "oh yes"



This is the time you take great delight in telling said party to frak Off



cos frak = sex
and off = travel


This post has been edited by BOOSTING: Mar 14 2007, 08:37 PM

Here is my quote of the day from me by me.


phone companies are like prostitutes.......


they both make money out of screwing people!!!!

So true!

my quote of the day.. by me.. is pretty much 'trackies'
i'm sick.. n have a sexy husky tranny voice.. n was on the phone to Josh..
josh: what are you wearing?
bek: trackies hehe

mmm i think it mite be one of those had to be there moments.. but i thort it was great

I think you're right there...I didn't find it funny, but I'm sure it was for you at the time

BONZA MATE!

"someone should just breed fireflies and mozzies together so you can find the bastards when they are flying round your room in the pitch black. then you'll always be able to slap the little frakers"

me after the walk home from work today...

Haha, nice one March E... I don't believe we've met...

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Quote of the DAY "frak my old boots just can't handle that"

Not a quote from a friend, but a customer at the Wellington Square Food & Wine Fair.

Customer: So, what white wines do you have on offer today?
Me: Sauvignon Blanc, Sparkling Chardonnay or Riesling
Customer: Better make it a Sauvignon Blanc - I don't drink Riesling, it reminds me of the Germans!! (he certainly wasn't old enough to have anything to do with the War!!)
Me:

Hahaha, thats hilarious! I love when people say stupid things like that

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I saw this in the paper...

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
George Carlin

here is my quote of the day.. its not funny but i hope u all think about it and take something away with u....

life is too short to be serious and uptight.... have fun every chance u get...

hope it helps someone....

I think I live by that one without knowing it sometimes

"I ate half a box of chocolate, and i know thats bad, but i was going to eat the whole thing, so infact i did really good!!"

Lol, sounds like someone I know

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"This is Stephan... his name is Stephan.... Harden the F*ck up Stephan"

- Chopper




ahahahahahahahaha

"I like my money right were i can see it... haning in my closet"
- Carrie Bradshaw (Sex and the City)

I just had this conversation with Paulie... I was very amused.

BOOSTING says: ok flu with no e

BOOSTING says: haha

Bexter says: Lol

BOOSTING says: i have the flue with no e

BOOSTING says: oops i put an e in there again

he never fails to amuse me

Today I was lined up at centrelink... this guy walked past wheeling two big bins and this little kid infront of me goes to his grandma:

"They have hot water in those bins"

Grandma "Why would they have hot water in the bins?"

Boy "To put in the toilets"

It was so random and amusing

A friend of mine went out to a birthday party recently and the next day called me and said she had gotten written off on the booze.

I asked her "how written off?".

She said "I'll explain it like this...at one point I lost an earring and thought to myself...yeh...yeh...I reckon I can really work this one earring thing".

She said she danced around thinking she was totally cool with her new fashion sense...oh and these earrings werent just studs...I am talking big danglers!

Sometimes you just need a story like that to put how drunk someone was into perspective.

Recent conversation by myself and BOOSTING ... completely random emo conversation.. so like.. yeah it just fits.
Bexter trying to describe a "closet emo" to Boosting.

Bexter says:
the ones where when you hug them when wearing rave gear on the way to earth they just pull back in horror rather than try to hang themselves from the malls balls

BOOSTING says:
you can;t hang yourself from a giant set of chrome nuts only midget emo's could hah

Bexter says:
the midget clown vs. the closet emo midget

BOOSTING says:

BOOSTING says:
i'd pay to see that

BOOSTING says:
like money and sh*t

This post has been edited by Bexter: May 25 2007, 02:49 PM

My Quote of the day is this......


F O I F


If someone at work gives you a midweeks amount of work to do ( we all know fri is wind down day) you tell them F O I F


when they ask what is that you say

frak Off Its Friday

This was out of the Advertiser about David Hicks. They had an interview with his former partner and kids last night on 60 mins and this is what the son said when asked

When asked who terrorists were, he said: "They're people with tea towels on their head, they kill people, they're suicide bombers."

What school does he go to?? Think he need to be taught properlly me thinks

This post has been edited by Harley: May 28 2007, 04:50 PM

My guess is somewhere North, like Elizabeth or Smithfield, lol.

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I'm actually going to dob myself in on this one... *minds in the gutter peoples*

OK. So myself and a good mate of mine Phil were sitting down comparing our tangle toys. Mine I got from Gabbie, and Phil got his at Intensity at Marion.

His isn't as "worn in" as mine, so I held mine up and said "here feel mine, its heaps loose"

then we tried to connect them together, but they wouldn't connect as they were different sizes, so I said
"it won't fit, yours is too big"

err

High fives for inappropriate!!

ROFL

Mines heaps loose as well. I play with it a lot.

LOL If some1 walked in on that convo. ..... minus the narrations you just gave....

Emma - The latest bunch I got were from that shit hole at marion too I had a friend who haxxed me 900 tickets and I decided to waste a bunch of them on Tangles

AND ON THAT NOTE! I've got a meeting with the Tangle sales rep on Thursday

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Just 1 from the last episode of The Simpsons I saw...

"Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

lmfao

Hayles says:
his stomach is hot
Hayles says:
all toned n shit
Bexter © says:
so is my foot
Bexter © says:
Lol
Hayles says:
i wants to lick it
Hayles says:
ur foot that is
Bexter © says:
my foot?
Bexter © says:
bleh
Hayles says:
yes
Hayles says:
please
Hayles says:
as long as it smells like ur socks here in the laundry



thats love

After explaining what streaking is to my little brother he comes out with

"That's what mum does through the house"

GOLD

Conversation about running mascara and me comparing it to the crow...

SPiDER says:
brandon lee = coolest person ever
Bexter says:
Brandon Lee = sexiest dead person ever
Bexter says:
well
Bexter says:
sexiest person in limbo
SPiDER says:
maybe he looks unsexy now, with maggots and worms crawling in his eye sockets
Bexter says:
sexiest person to ever get the chair...
Bexter says:
sexiest person to ever get accidently shot by blanks haha
SPiDER says:

SPiDER says:
'he accidently slipped and fell on a blank'

Another funny Simpsons quote:

Bart: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What'd you say, Chief?
Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says.

lmao...

"She was like a candle in the wind... Unreliable", Thornton Reid - GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE

I have a friend, and she comes out with the FUNNIEST things!!

Friends mum: "Be careful..."
Friend: "Mum, the worst that's going to happen is we'll have sex"

Friends mum: "Don't let your heart rule your head"
Friend: "It's my box I have to worry about!"

Man I was PISSING myself laughing, this conversation was gold, but those two one liners stand out!

prepare for awesomeness