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i have just declared war on my flatmate

Started by march E · 13 Jun 2006 · 67 of 68 posts survive (40 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback

march E13 Jun 2006, 7:33pm

okay, i have just declared war on my flatmate. he has gone behind my back an falsely bitched about me to my mates for too long. im looking to convert my feelings of hurt into a positive event.

it's practical joke time.

im in need of some good inspiration of what i can do to restore the "comedic" element to the house. previous practical jokes have included:

* supergluing his favourite things to the floor in front of the sink when he refused to do the dishes , and

* hiding about 10 alarm clocks in his room all set to go off at different times of the night after he kept us awake for days before enchanted with his britney spears music.

me and the other flatmate are considering putting up cameras all thru the house and recording the aftermath of said jokes to dvd, but are in dire need of ideas.

so, fire away guys.

what funny practical jokes have u been responsible for, or what has happened to you previously. it's all in the name of good fun.

marchie

FallenAngelG13 Jun 2006, 7:42pm

Gladwrap on the toilet seat

NokturnL13 Jun 2006, 7:52pm

chilli on toothbrush is always a good one...

Tucking a red sock in one of his white clothes, so he wears pink all the time.

if he doesn't do the dishes... wash them and hide them, so he can't use any...

QUOTE(FallenAngelG @ Jun 13 2006, 08:42 PM)

Gladwrap on the toilet seat

Ouch! And if he refuses to clean up? :

SilverSpider13 Jun 2006, 8:02pm

Superglue the lid down on the toilet...just...make sure you dont need to go...

Cover fridge handles/taps/door handles in vaseline

You should go off and find some feral cats, starve and taunt them for a few days, then lock them in his bedroom! Laughs all 'round!

DeL13 Jun 2006, 8:06pm

i think there is a practical joke thread already... but i cant find it.. im sure ive seen some hsyterical threads!

the anthems crew will surely help ya out mate

i just found kicking the bastards out much more satisfying!

march E13 Jun 2006, 8:14pm

yeah, i did a search for "practical jokes" and didn't get any results....

i can't kick him out cos he's on the lease, plus no one wants to be put on the street. but i just wanna get as much fun outa this as i can, ive been nice to him and he's been saying i've been picking on him. the 3rd guy i live with is behind me on it too.

one of my mates told me to fill a few 'doms with sunscreen, leave them in his room, and mess up his bed.... that migh be a lil too personal tho

This post has been edited by march E: Jun 13 2006, 08:15 PM

FallenAngelG13 Jun 2006, 9:26pm

QUOTE(NokturnL @ Jun 13 2006, 07:52 PM)

Ouch! And if he refuses to clean up? :

Put it in his bed

Fulcrum13 Jun 2006, 9:39pm

Purchase about 100-200 plastic cups, fill each one with water and place them all on the floor of his room (it'd probably be easier with help).

He's got two difficult choices to make here, either remove each cup one by one which is time consuming or kick them all over resulting in a wet floor and anything else that happens to be in the vicinity. Either way he'll be solidly pissed off and if you note that this is retaliation for not doing housework he'll think twice about being a lazy prick...

FallenAngelG13 Jun 2006, 9:41pm

NICE ONE BRUVVA!!!

Lol, I like it.

G.

asianfunkphenomena13 Jun 2006, 9:44pm

QUOTE(Fulcrum @ Jun 13 2006, 10:39 PM)

instead of water...you and your other flatmate could just pee in each cup

I'm just hoping his room isnt next to yours tho

DeL13 Jun 2006, 9:50pm

ofcourse.. u would have ot consumre 100-200 cups of water to pee such quantity...

or buy me plenty of beer and ill happily help out!

asianfunkphenomena13 Jun 2006, 9:53pm

QUOTE(DeL @ Jun 13 2006, 10:50 PM)

ofcourse.. u would have ot consumre 100-200 cups of water to pee such quantity...
or buy me plenty of beer and ill happily help out!

so that'd be a carton each for me and Del?

DeL13 Jun 2006, 9:59pm

for a start

that should see us thru the first few...

lets get a contest who can hold out the longest before the seel is broken and see how many cups we can fill in one go???

its a dirty thought.. but fuck id be willing to drink free beer and give it a go

march E13 Jun 2006, 10:01pm

sounds like a plan guys.... my place on sat hey???

haha i wish, if i had the spare cash it would be on like donkey kong. but unfortunately until enchanted im officially broke.

asianfunkphenomena13 Jun 2006, 10:14pm

QUOTE(DeL @ Jun 13 2006, 10:59 PM)

for a start

that should see us thru the first few...
lets get a contest who can hold out the longest before the seel is broken and see how many cups we can fill in one go???
its a dirty thought.. but fuck id be willing to drink free beer and give it a go

QUOTE(march E @ Jun 13 2006, 11:01 PM)

sounds like a plan guys.... my place on sat hey???

haha i wish, if i had the spare cash it would be on like donkey kong. but unfortunately until enchanted im officially broke.

ooh ooh...I'd be up for spearheading the beer swilling, piss holding initiative. I'll even supply the 1st carton

as long as you only drink Coopers pale.

I'd have to get the time off 1st as well tho...thats an easy 2 days off work

DeL13 Jun 2006, 10:27pm

yeah id chip in a carton...

that will see us thru the first few hrs

kandii13 Jun 2006, 10:29pm

QUOTE(Fulcrum @ Jun 13 2006, 09:39 PM)

BEST PRANK EVER. DO IT!! ITS GOOD CLEAN FUN... BUT WILL ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF HIM

march E13 Jun 2006, 10:31pm

any other ideas besides the cups of water/other liquid

i reckon this is one definitely going to happen.

do like the classic old toilet pranks, but it's a house with 3 guys... so the toilet gets used a lot.

asianfunkphenomena13 Jun 2006, 10:34pm

QUOTE(march E @ Jun 13 2006, 11:31 PM)

any other ideas besides the cups of water/other liquid

i reckon this is one definitely going to happen.

do like the classic old toilet pranks, but it's a house with 3 guys... so the toilet gets used a lot.

this is going a bit far

but you could just take a dump right next to his bed or on his fav mag

NokturnL13 Jun 2006, 10:53pm

QUOTE(DeL @ Jun 13 2006, 11:27 PM)

yeah id chip in a carton...

that will see us thru the first few hrs

Dude i'm in!!! I'll Bring my own coopers!

nO_iRiSr13 Jun 2006, 11:44pm

Duct tape him to his bed.

Put Peroxide in his shampoo. LOL

Leave a fish stashed somewhere in his room overnight.

SilverSpiderr13 Jun 2006, 11:52pm

QUOTE(march E @ Jun 13 2006, 07:33 PM)

after he kept us awake for days before enchanted with his britney spears music.

Counter with nikki webster, might wanna buy some earplugs first though.

kandiir14 Jun 2006, 12:58am

have the locks changed, or somehow temporarily make it impossible for him to get in, and put stick an eviction notice on your front door...

crIs Pr14 Jun 2006, 8:38am

fill his socks with toothpaste/vaseline, and his jeans pockets

sprinkle sugar around his room, find a nest of ants and lead them to it

jase31r14 Jun 2006, 9:39am

ooooooooooooohhhhhh

reminds me of the time I stood in my ex girlfriends bathroom

with a bottle of" nair" hair remover in one hand , and her conditioner in the other hand

raveprincessr14 Jun 2006, 10:52am

QUOTE(jase31 @ Jun 14 2006, 10:39 AM)

ooooooooooooohhhhhh

reminds me of the time I stood in my ex girlfriends bathroom

with a bottle of" nair" hair remover in one hand , and her conditioner in the other hand

That's sooooooooooooooooooooooo mean *tucks away in memory banks for future reference*

Stuff the curtain rods (or other inconspicuous place) with prawn heads - and await the stink!

crIs Pr14 Jun 2006, 11:19am

QUOTE(jase31 @ Jun 14 2006, 09:39 AM)

ooooooooooooohhhhhh

reminds me of the time I stood in my ex girlfriends bathroom

with a bottle of" nair" hair remover in one hand , and her conditioner in the other hand

oh youre an evil man!!

i love it!

"oww it burns it burns, oh my beautiful hair"

he he

Phunkiir14 Jun 2006, 11:58am

Lollies in the shower head. So he'll get all sticky when he showers. Then what's the first thing he'll do when he realises he's all sticky ? Have another shower ;p

Maori_Messiahr14 Jun 2006, 12:29pm

beer in the face when sleeping

then when he realises he's beered shower and BAM with the lollies then when he gets out b4 he realises he needs a shower WHAM with a big tuna in his face when he gets up tell him it's all on camera and laugh till he crys

Jutsinr14 Jun 2006, 12:34pm

You could always set his room on fire.

Imagine his face, and your other house-mates face when they come home to find the whole house has burnt down!!

BOOSTINGr14 Jun 2006, 12:56pm

if he drives a car you can grease under his door handles its funny as, someone did it to me but they copped payback. I greased their door handles and the handbrake so once they got their hands greased by the door they were like oh you bastard i just stood their laughing while they went off to clean their hands till they got in and went to drive off then there we go again with the grease on the hand brake he he. got him good.

Another one is wait till he has a shower wait till he has only just turned the water off run in with a bag of flour and pour it over the screen, then bugger off out side and turn the water off. so he has to walk outside all covered in flour wearing a towel. Then if you really want to get him good lock the door lmao its gold i tell ya.

Another favorite of mine wait till he goes to bed and closes his door then get some rolls of sticky tape and cover the whole doorway with tape so its sealed, he will walk out in the morning right into a wall of sticky tape. hehe.

put some plastic down on the floor around his bed after he goes to sleep and then cover it in honey when he gets up he will automatically get right out of bed and get honey all over his feet hehe it will be extra funny cos if he walks honey through the house he will have to clean it up. lmao

You could do all these at once but i would advise against it

As you may have guessed i have bee involved in a lot of payback scemes hehe oh the hillarity of a golden payback.

Nitrousr14 Jun 2006, 1:15pm

QUOTE(Jutsin @ Jun 14 2006, 12:34 PM)

You could always set his room on fire.

Imagine his face, and your other house-mates face when they come home to find the whole house has burnt down!!

I have (accidently, mind you

), set someones bed on fire....

It was funny, but i t didnt go down to well

DeLr14 Jun 2006, 1:18pm

paully.. its njo surprise to hear thatu get into pranking problems...

and id say from that mischievious glint in your eye that i know so well... that you would be one of the ultimate pranksters!

AnGeL^EyEsr14 Jun 2006, 1:23pm

you could also put flea powder or itching powder in his bed sheets and on his clothes..

BOOSTINGr14 Jun 2006, 1:28pm

QUOTE(DeL @ Jun 14 2006, 02:18 PM)

paully.. its njo surprise to hear thatu get into pranking problems...

and id say from that mischievious glint in your eye that i know so well... that you would be one of the ultimate pranksters!

HEHEHEHHAHAHAHEHEHE little old me...........never.................MWAHAHAHAHA

You have been warned lmao

Maori_Messiahr14 Jun 2006, 2:24pm

You hire an 80yr old hooker to wait in his room while you juice the nigga up

Fulcrumr14 Jun 2006, 2:47pm

lol daana, has this happened to you or did you do it to someone else??

kandiir14 Jun 2006, 2:56pm

QUOTE(Phunkii @ Jun 14 2006, 11:58 AM)

Lollies in the shower head. So he'll get all sticky when he showers. Then what's the first thing he'll do when he realises he's all sticky ? Have another shower ;p

another variation of this one is put dye powder or paint powder in the shower head....

Aeonr14 Jun 2006, 2:59pm

silver nitrate in the shower head...

man im such a nerd

silver nitrate reacts with water to form nitric acid... might be a tad extreme

AnGeL^EyEsr14 Jun 2006, 3:02pm

i wonder if this really does work....??

while the house mate is sleeping place his hand in a bucket of warm water... apparently its meant to make them pee in their sleep

raveprincessr14 Jun 2006, 3:08pm

QUOTE(AnGeL^EyEs @ Jun 14 2006, 04:02 PM)

i wonder if this really does work....??

while the house mate is sleeping place his hand in a bucket of warm water... apparently its meant to make them pee in their sleep

That one's been around for ages - but I've never actually seen it work myself! Another urban myth?? Worth a try

Ravvyr14 Jun 2006, 3:59pm

heres my idea...

short sheet his bed... if he's iffy why you've made his bed, say you thought he might need it.... then... put rice noodles (nicely broken up) in the bed but not where its folded back after you've short sheeted it... this is annoying because of the following...

:dude is overwhelmed you made his bed, and when he' so tired and goes to climb in, lands on little spikey noodles that go everywhere, and when he's felt the noodles he'll shove his foot right through his shortened sheet and now he's been caught with shitty little bits all through his bed and he needs to buy a new sheet...

i have plenty...

on the vaseline on handles, put something really disgusting like honey and or vegemite just underneath doorknobs so that its not obvious that its there till after ...

i have more... let me think...

or just reading back... put some prawns or fish guts or the like in a bag and put them in the spare tyre hub in the back... tho this only really works if theres a really hot day happeneing...

or if your tricky enough and can hide them somewhere else in the care thats not going to be so easy to find *my dad did it to someones car in such a spot that they ended up buying a new car BAHAAHAHHAHA but i cant remember where...* but the wheel hub is a good spot!!!! it starts off with a slight whiff... but then just GROWS!!!

LadyKr14 Jun 2006, 4:02pm

You can get those little party whistle things- blow up a balloon & stick the whistle in the end & then let it go in his room early in the morning- its so annoying- the noise & the fact you cant catch it coz its whizzing around the room
or you tape lots of party whistles together & stick it in his exhaust pipe- hell start up his car & itll sound like a cats been caught in his engine- priceless facials

i do love my party whistles

Ravvyr14 Jun 2006, 4:10pm

put food colourings in his shampoo and conditioner... different colors are good... and blues reds and greens work better than the rest... and give him an aura of a glow

!!!!

tie all his shoes shoelaces together... in double, triple and what ever reef knots and other knots you can think of... and hide the other shoes that are slip ons so that he has to sit and undo the knots = winner!

put a spud in the exhaust... just make sure nothing precious to you is behind the car when he starts it... but the 'BANG!' is great!

put food colouring and loads of dishwashing liquid in his windscreen wiper water reseviour on his car... so that when he goes to clean his window its bright and soapy... and when its dried theres some rain it'll get soapy all over again...!!!!

buy a pack of condoms and open several of them them with a little conditioner or something of similar looks in them *the smell sometimes gives it away* and squeeze them so the 'spoof' looks like its all the way through and drip some around *BAHAH* and lay them in his bed and on the floor and claim that you didnt want to dirty your sheets...

put eggs in his bed under the bottom sheet - you might have to put a shirt or something on top to stop them looking so obvious... or just pull the covers over and then wait for the 'what the hell????"

at the rate im going, he'll move out before you have to ask him to leave...

he'll be so grossed out...

Maori_Messiahr14 Jun 2006, 4:51pm

QUOTE(Fulcrum @ Jun 14 2006, 03:47 PM)

lol daana, has this happened to you or did you do it to someone else??

Hey if sum1 wants to give me sex and drugs for free i won't be against it

I've found soy sauce in the coke bottle work well
or you could try and convince his mother to pose naked and take enough photo's to cover his walls while he sleeps, at 6 in the morning wake him up with porn on his TV you've made with his mother blaring through his 10000 watt sound system, when he gets up to turn it off point out his morning glory and that it is definatly the wrong time to be cracking a hard on, once again make sure it's all on film and when either he's crying on the ground or chasing you with an axe make sure to scream"WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW BITCH!!!!!!!" as you steal his car keys get in and drive it into the front of the house, when your asked about the damage deney any envolvment and sue him for your share of the bond

alternativly you could get him highly sedated naked run through a blueberry field holding him in front then drive 100metre's out into the ocean and throw him in... with a life jacket, don't be an animal

march Er14 Jun 2006, 5:11pm

This is AWESOME!!! keep it up guys.

Ravvyr14 Jun 2006, 5:28pm

im going to call my dad and see what he suggests...

SilverSpiderr14 Jun 2006, 6:00pm

QUOTE(Maori_Messiah @ Jun 14 2006, 04:51 PM)

when he gets up to turn it off point out his morning glory and that it is definatly the wrong time to be cracking a hard on,

GOLD!

march Er15 Jun 2006, 12:22pm

ok, the dishing of these pranks has just been put on hold.

the fella just put his ute into a tree last night... well more like through a tree and into another one.

he's perfectly fine but it's gonna be expnsive to fix the vehicle. it just wouldnt be right to kick him while he was this low.

feel free to kep the ideas coming... but i wont be acting on them in a hurry unless he is extremely rude towards me or our third flatmate.

cheers all. marchie

crIs Pr15 Jun 2006, 1:00pm

spewing. glad hes ok

Fulcrumr15 Jun 2006, 2:22pm

Posted by: incognito Jun 15 2006, 04:51 PM

QUOTE(Ravvy @ Jun 14 2006, 04:10 PM)

buy a pack of condoms and open several of them them with a little conditioner or something of similar looks in them *the smell sometimes gives it away* and squeeze them so the 'spoof' looks like its all the way through and drip some around *BAHAH* and lay them in his bed and on the floor and claim that you didnt want to dirty your sheets...

I found alittle bit of sour cream and water worked wonders for that one

good to leave then hanging out of the crack of a couch n stuff like that hehehe

incognitor15 Jun 2006, 4:51pm

Posted by: Nitrous Jun 15 2006, 04:53 PM

QUOTE(Maori_Messiah @ Jun 14 2006, 04:51 PM)

or you could try and convince his mother to pose naked and take enough photo's to cover his walls while he sleeps, at 6 in the morning wake him up with porn on his TV you've made with his mother blaring through his 10000 watt sound system, when he gets up to turn it off point out his morning glory and that it is definatly the wrong time to be cracking a hard on, once again make sure it's all on film and when either he's crying on the ground or chasing you with an axe make sure to scream"WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW BITCH!!!!!!!" as you steal his car keys get in and drive it into the front of the house, when your asked about the damage deney any envolvment and sue him for your share of the bond

Thats gold daana..

Nitrousr15 Jun 2006, 4:53pm

Posted by: raveprincess Jun 15 2006, 04:54 PM

QUOTE(march E @ Jun 15 2006, 01:22 PM)

ok, the dishing of these pranks has just been put on hold.

the fella just put his ute into a tree last night... well more like through a tree and into another one.

Hmmmmm......karma????

One of the girls at work had a bottle of Cougar & Coke explode in her office over the weekend (she's not a closet drinker - we print the labels!!

) and the sticky, stinky mess it left once dry was a cow to clean up.

raveprincessr15 Jun 2006, 4:54pm

Posted by: crIs P Jun 15 2006, 08:07 PM

make him drink diet coke and then give him mentos

crIs Pr15 Jun 2006, 8:07pm

Posted by: incognito Jun 15 2006, 08:21 PM

then u might end up like this girl!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8694244338798619086

well this is pepsi not diet coke... but hey u get the idea

incognitor15 Jun 2006, 8:21pm

Posted by: crIs P Jun 15 2006, 08:50 PM

hahaha

nice....

crIs Pr15 Jun 2006, 8:50pm

Posted by: Oldskoolie Jun 15 2006, 11:05 PM

Oyster Sauce is a handy thing to use for many things.

Here's something my grandpa taught me when i was little.

Put a pin in the top of his bedroom window frame outside, tie a piece of string/fishing line around the pin so it hangs about half way down his window. Tie a cork to the bottom of that peice of string/fishing line. Tie another piece of string/fishing line to the cork and tie the other end to the branch of the nearest tree.... At night when the wind blows the cork will tap against his window...

Oldskoolier15 Jun 2006, 11:05pm

Posted by: Maori_Messiah Jun 15 2006, 11:52 PM

QUOTE(march E @ Jun 15 2006, 01:22 PM)

the fella just put his ute into a tree last night... well more like through a tree and into another one.

he's perfectly fine but it's gonna be expnsive to fix the vehicle.

thats harsh, i'd put pranks on hold for a good long time... unless ofcourse
*ON HOLD FOR A SECOND*
THAT VIDEO SCARED THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF ME
*OFF HOLD FOR A SECOND*
Unless ofcourse.... nup i just can't i shit myself lol, what happens if you drink coke and mentos?

Maori_Messiahr15 Jun 2006, 11:52pm

Posted by: Oldskoolie Jun 16 2006, 07:35 AM

QUOTE(Maori_Messiah @ Jun 15 2006, 11:52 PM)

what happens if you drink coke and mentos?

u cant drink mentos

Oldskoolier16 Jun 2006, 7:35am

Posted by: crIs P Jun 16 2006, 08:36 AM

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Jun 15 2006, 11:05 PM)

Oyster Sauce is a handy thing to use for many things.

please explain.....

crIs P16 Jun 2006, 8:36am

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Jun 15 2006, 11:05 PM)

Oyster Sauce is a handy thing to use for many things.

please explain.....

Oldskoolie16 Jun 2006, 10:05am

QUOTE(crIs P @ Jun 16 2006, 08:36 AM)

please explain.....

Its stinks... Handy for car air vents... Washing machines.... Open a bottle and leave it under someones bed.... Its rank..

crIs P16 Jun 2006, 10:08am

oh ok i thought maybe you were going to rub it on yourself and dance naked at his bedroom door....

Oldskoolie16 Jun 2006, 10:32am

and that

smp97117 Jun 2006, 11:17am

QUOTE(march E @ Jun 13 2006, 08:33 PM)

* hiding about 10 alarm clocks in his room all set to go off at different times of the night after he kept us awake for days before enchanted with his britney spears music.

Britney Spears....this sounds like a good reason for an anthems lynch mob to be formed....

If his hair is in any way blonde, or a lightish colour put some form of hair colour (preferably bright pink) into his shampoo bottle ha ha ha

AnGeL^EyEs17 Jun 2006, 11:19am

QUOTE(smp971 @ Jun 17 2006, 11:17 AM)

If his hair is in any way blonde, or a lightish colour put some form of hair colour (preferably bright pink) into his shampoo bottle ha ha ha

*looks at her collection of bright hair colours*

marchie more than welcome to pick a colour from my collection

FallenAngelG17 Jun 2006, 6:12pm

Note to self... Never piss off anyone from anthems.

G.