Funny Signatures!

Started by PaulHamon · 1 Jun 2006 · 12 posts survive (12 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback

PaulHamonr1 Jun 2006, 3:05pm

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I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

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Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.

Konstantiner1 Jun 2006, 3:11pm

"stupid questions need no answers"

crIs Pr1 Jun 2006, 3:17pm

love that first one paul - crack up

Elektro Kittenr1 Jun 2006, 3:18pm

yes i agree

i could put plenty of funny sigs in here - but the 'you' function got turned off :S

Jutsinr1 Jun 2006, 3:28pm

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams.

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemmingway.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.

catsy!r1 Jun 2006, 5:04pm

Here are some sad ones... *sigh*

hehehe!!!

Did you hear the joke about the cookie....
no....
dont worry... its too crumy

Did you hear the joke about orals?
no...
dont worry... it sux

Did you hear the joke about the diaper?
no...
dont worry... its fulla crap

Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
No....
dont worry... its fulla $h1t

etc... *sigh* hehe

foonjir1 Jun 2006, 5:31pm

that was so lame catsy.

catsy!r1 Jun 2006, 5:45pm

I know.. i always come up with the lamest shit.. dont i??? Muhahahah... BEWARE!!!

but do you know what is even more lame.. the fact that i was rolling around on the floor in stitches when sumone actually told me these jokes.... *looks stoopid and runs away.... only to be found laughing my arse off around the corner*

but like i say.. better to laugh hysterically than cry sumtimes... still good to cry... but laughing makes others happy too!!! Mwah!!

DeLr1 Jun 2006, 7:14pm

QUOTE(PaulHamon @ Jun 1 2006, 02:05 PM)

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I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

is that wat happened to davin??? he had emo hair???

NokturnLr1 Jun 2006, 7:38pm

QUOTE(DeL @ Jun 1 2006, 07:14 PM)

is that wat happened to davin??? he had emo hair???

Davin had hair?!?

Gabtronr2 Jun 2006, 12:48am

God gave man a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to operate one at a time

-Robin Williams.

There are many, MANY awesome Bill Hicks ones but I lent out my DVD...

philbertr4 Jun 2006, 12:53pm

what did you do that for?! you fool!!!

Quote "A young man on acid realised that all matter is just energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is just a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves... Here's tom with the weather"
- Hicks