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Worst Track Ever?

Started by Chronicon · 25 Apr 2005 · 64 of 65 posts survive (44 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback

Chronicon
was thinking it might be fun to list tracks that were really bad smile.gif

my vote goes to "cotton eye joe" biggrin.gif
Ian Hard
QUOTE
my vote goes to "cotton eye joe"


that song is pretty shit !! smile.gif
TCB
i love cotton eye joe! its funny and good to sing too! wink.gif

my vote goes to the ketchup song! cool.gif
Davin
QUOTE(TCB @ Apr 25 2005, 04:53 PM)
i love cotton eye joe! its funny and good to sing too!  wink.gif

my vote goes to the ketchup song!  cool.gif
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Don't even joke about it after a long weekend....someone is likely to take you seriously and be tempted to try homocide for a new hobby LOL
kandii
Hello Hello... cat empire

There are not enough words in the english language to describe how terribly bad it is!
SpecialK
has any1 heard the track "cows with guns"??? its pretty damn funny (i got it on a tape from around '97) but very sad also hahahaha


M-Bop by Hanson!!!!! I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

and a lot of stuff falling under the "country" category...other than that i have no beef with most trax wink.gif
jase31
born slippy
slide
the new gwen stefani track, the shit in banana`s or watever it says! rubs me up the wrong way!
spacecadet
I got to say as far as rave songs go that were way over done

Technotronic PUMP UP the jam. I couldnt listen to this song for ages after it was thrashed to death
fatimabunny
how about that song by 2 unlimited. I can hear the tune but I think of the lyrics. It was called 2 unlimited wasnt it? That was a bad song

Not a rave song but vanilla ice ice ice baby was also waaaay over done

This post has been edited by fatimabunny: Apr 26 2005, 08:16 PM
Davin
QUOTE(jase31 @ Apr 26 2005, 10:05 AM)
born slippy
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No fair.....that track is a classic!
TCB
i agree lay off born slippy! mad.gif tongue.gif
fatimabunny
QUOTE(TCB @ Apr 26 2005, 09:02 PM)
i agree lay off born slippy!  mad.gif  tongue.gif
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I did reeelly like born slippy but I do agree that it got played to death for a while, a whole lot better than their previous song "underneath the radar"
indEcisive?
Nikki Webster - Strawberry Kisses
TCB
QUOTE(indEcisive? @ Apr 27 2005, 11:03 PM)
Nikki Webster - Strawberry Kisses
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i second that!
letmeteachyou
That song with all the phone noises in it - think it was called Communication by Mario Piu...

Plus... anything that is by the Venga Boys.... blink.gif
TCB
QUOTE(letmeteachyou @ Apr 27 2005, 11:49 PM)
That song with all the phone noises in it - think it was called Communication by Mario Piu...

Plus... anything that is by the Venga Boys....  blink.gif
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Sombody Answer The Phone.....Ahahaha! tongue.gif

I like to kiss kiss kiss where the sun dont shine whao! laugh.gif
jase31
is born slippy good to dance to?
I must have only heard dodgy mixes
perhaps, sounds top 40 to me
indEcisive?
Any song sung by Tamin Sursok, the girl who plays 'Dani' on Home and Away.

Gawd!!! I'd give her one but I sure as hell wouldn't let her sing in front of me!
SaltonSea
What about call on me by eric prydz... this track has no redeeming qualities.. except the film clip. wink.gif
Davinr
QUOTE(jase31 @ Apr 28 2005, 09:22 AM)
is born slippy good to dance to?
I must have only heard dodgy mixes
perhaps, sounds top 40 to me
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Back about 7 years ago when I used to play at the London tavern (back when it felt like you actually were in an old english pub), I used to get the 16min long version on BBE's 7 days and 1 week, and about 5 mins into it, mix Born slippy over the top of it. To show off, I'd leave the DJ console to go for a wander to the bar or dancefloor and go off to the pair of tracks with everyone else hehe

Ahhh, I'd give me left teste to be able to mix like that again.....22hrs of time mixing on the dex each week does sharpen your skills a bit

I'll mix them together and post a link....you decide for yourself if Born Slippy is good to dance to. Better then NIcky Webster I promise laugh.gif
raveprincessr
QUOTE(jase31 @ Apr 28 2005, 09:22 AM)
is born slippy good to dance to?
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Ask 5,000 mad English ravers (plus a few Aussies!) in a circus tent at Creamfields when Darren Emerson dropped it into his set!!! biggrin.gif
jase31r
I am waiting and ready to admit I am wrong
if you are unable to convience me a drink will suffice
no need to grovel
kandiir
QUOTE(jase31 @ Apr 26 2005, 10:05 AM)
born slippy
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Ooooooo... Blasphemy!!!!!!

I hope you don't know Scotty Maddern, if you do, do not ever say that in his presence... for ALL of our sakes
spacecadetr
i got to say I never liked that song sesame's treat. I hated it when it first came out & I hated it when they played it to death. Also that song i got the key I got the secret, I got over that very quickly!!
Dazzlerr
QUOTE(Chronicon @ Apr 25 2005, 05:24 PM)
my vote goes to "cotton eye joe"  biggrin.gif
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Oh my god... Thanks for bringing that back to my memory blink.gif
Dazzlerr
QUOTE(indEcisive? @ Apr 28 2005, 12:03 AM)
Nikki Webster - Strawberry Kisses
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blech blech belch...bllaaaaaaaaaaaa cough cough.. spew
TCBr
madison avenue - dont call me baby! tongue.gif rolleyes.gif
fo_sho_manr
that Mousse T song, Horny.. TOTAL and UTTER CR@P..
nuff said
TCBr
QUOTE(fo_sho_man @ Apr 29 2005, 01:00 AM)
that Mousse T song, Horny.. TOTAL and UTTER CR@P..
nuff said
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sadly i have that on 12" *runs and hides* laugh.gif
Davinr
I have a Horny 12" too huh.gif
TCBr
laugh.gif boom boom tish! tongue.gif
raveprincessr
QUOTE(Davin @ Apr 29 2005, 02:05 AM)
I have a Horny 12" too  huh.gif
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Hee, hee - gotta get u & Dazzler together laugh.gif

Worst song......hmmmm, so many to choose from!!

Benni Benassi - Satisfaction (ok boys - I know you just lurv the filmclip!)

Eric Pryde - Call on Me (another filmclip for the boys...there's a pattern developing here rolleyes.gif )

I think it was called the Opera Song or something - Jurgen Vries

The Man in the Moon (I actually love the original track, Energy 52 by Cafe Del Mar - but I HATE the vocals they've put with it!)

spacecadetr
I cant believe no one has mentioned right said fred's Im too sexy ????

Now that I have I bet you wished that you had forgotten it biggrin.gif
muncherr
QUOTE(spacecadet @ Apr 29 2005, 05:06 PM)
I cant believe no one has mentioned right said fred's Im too sexy ????

Now that I have I bet you wished that you had forgotten it biggrin.gif
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Are you joking??? Thats my FAVOURITE!!!!!
lol - just jokes - but he was pretty sexy unsure.gif
fatimabunnyr
QUOTE(muncher @ Apr 29 2005, 05:08 PM)
Are you joking??? Thats my FAVOURITE!!!!!
lol - just jokes - but he was pretty sexy unsure.gif
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I nearly believe you muncher !!!!!!!

I am picturing freds mesh singlet now, eeewwwww
muncherr
QUOTE(fatimabunny @ Apr 29 2005, 05:18 PM)
I nearly believe you muncher !!!!!!!

I am picturing freds mesh singlet now, eeewwwww
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mmmmm ohmy.gif OH i mean eeewwww
hehehe laugh.gif
E'nr
I cant stand that frigging LOVE SHACK by b52's
I used to do mobile DJ work for weddings and this song was requested so many times i through out the cd so i didn't have to play it
sezzie84r
Call on me is the most irritating and most repetitive song. I hate it so much..
DjBeDLaMr
QUOTE(slide @ Apr 26 2005, 11:34 AM)
the new gwen stefani track,  the shit in banana`s or watever it says! rubs me up the wrong way!
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agreed with that, and I get to hear it about 6 times a night on the radio at work. Lucky me dry.gif


Mr Sr
anything by Nik Fish

Run To Paradise
Listen To My Bagpipes

etc etc

WRONG WRONG WRONG!
fatimabunnyr
QUOTE(muncher @ Apr 29 2005, 05:22 PM)
mmmmm ohmy.gif OH i mean eeewwww
hehehe laugh.gif
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The mesh was ewww the biceps not bad
kandiir
QUOTE(raveprincess @ Apr 29 2005, 03:08 PM)
Hee, hee - gotta get u & Dazzler together  laugh.gif


Benni Benassi - Satisfaction (ok boys - I know you just lurv the filmclip!)

I think it was called the Opera Song or something - Jurgen Vries

The Man in the Moon (I actually love the original track, Energy 52 by Cafe Del Mar - but I HATE the vocals they've put with it!)
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Totally agree with you on Satisfaction.

The opera song, is that the trance track with the vocals by charlotte church? I actually quite like it... and I love the vocals on the man in the moon... but I love vocals full stop, so I guess thats why I like these two...
Phunkiir
Weez - Push The Little Daisies

and that trak " The Dead Eyes Opened "
DjBeDLaMr
QUOTE(Phunkii @ May 1 2005, 02:39 PM)
Weez - Push The Little Daisies



Damn, Id forgot about that shit.... Fuck I hate that song mad.gif
kandiir
Oh my god... so had I!!

that was irritating as......
spacecadetr
I hate that song they they play right before football games on channell ten, who was it by i cant remember but it goes

" i am just a foooool for the Hoooly graaail"

geez that shits me
TCBr
i cant believe youd even mention the hunters & collectors in this thread! thats so wrong!!
Davinr
The whole thread is so wrong that it's a good thing...I think LOL
DjBeDLaMr
Just remembered another one but cant remember the name... "oh oh, were in trouble... blah blah blah mindless dribble" by shampoo or something I think...
Phunkiir
I loved that trak ;p

Uh oh ... we're in trouble ... something's come along and it's burst our bubble

I bought some East 17 on vinyl off eBay ... howzat for cheese smile.gif
EpharGyr
QUOTE(raveprincess @ Apr 29 2005, 03:08 PM)

I think it was called the Opera Song or something - Jurgen Vries

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I actually think the voice fits the way the tracks structurerd, typical Darren Tate production with heaps of individual layers, for a trance track anyway.

The Magik Muzik remix is definitely better than the original though.

How hard do you think it would be to write a track with Charlotte Church doing vocals?

better than Jurgen Vries - the Wilderness anyway


And on the subject of born slippy, anyone heard the new techno remixes?
spacecadetr
QUOTE(TCB @ May 1 2005, 10:36 PM)
i cant believe youd even mention the hunters & collectors in this thread! thats so wrong!!
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yes hunters & collectors in here is wrong but someone in here reminded me of east 17
"alriiight, alriiight everybody in the house alriiight" or something like that
I just wanted to push their baggy hats right down over their shaven heads
fatimabunnyr
QUOTE(spacecadet @ May 2 2005, 09:30 PM)
yes hunters & collectors in here is wrong but someone in here reminded me of east 17
"alriiight, alriiight everybody in the house alriiight" or something like that
I just wanted to push their baggy hats right down over their shaven heads
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East 17, the vision flashes before my eyes. Didnt they have a mushy love song as well??

or am I thinking of some other boyband??
Davinr
Yep, they had some mushy crud they tried to pass off for music....I don't know what it's called, and even if I didn I still wouldn't incrimintae myself by naming it smile.gif
nickdubr
craig mclachlan and check 1 2 - mona
DIE YOU MULLET HEADED NERF HERDER!!!
buzznr
umm, pretty much anything by Aqua...

Their Barbie song.. oh god that was awful

oh what about those guys that did that "i'm blue" 'song' where the whole friggin world was blue and we had to painfully hear about it?
Davinr
There's almost a morbid like curiosity with this thread......you know that if you read the tracks listed here, you'll be stuck with some nasty song floating around your head for the next day....but evertyone comes back for more LOL
fatimabunnyr
why did you have to mention craig mcmullet ???? lol
What about jason donovons especially for you duet with Kylie
That was a bad song
fo_sho_manr
QUOTE(fatimabunny @ May 2 2005, 10:02 PM)
East 17, the vision flashes before my eyes. Didnt they have a mushy love song as well??

or am I thinking  of some other boyband??
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East 17 *knocks his head on the desk* thats BAD!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif
TCBr
its quite sad that i can sing along to east "house of love"!!! laugh.gif very sad!!
indEcisive?r
QUOTE(buzzn @ May 3 2005, 05:19 PM)

oh what about those guys that did that "i'm blue" 'song' where the whole friggin world was blue and we had to painfully hear about it?
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Ah yes Blue by Eiffel 65. f*ck it! Now i've got that song stuck in my head! Damn you buzzn DAAAAMMM YOOOOUUUU!
fo_sho_manr
QUOTE(TCB @ May 4 2005, 01:39 AM)
its quite sad that i can sing along to east "house of love"!!!  laugh.gif  very sad!!
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*nod* indeed.. you seeking help for that? laugh.gif

oh... Eiffel 65 - another shocker - who cares if your blue.. rolleyes.gif laugh.gif


buphr
Worst song hmmm I cant stand ween push the little daiseys

Die little daiseys, die