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Started by DeL · 28 Dec 2005 · 103 posts survive (51 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback

DeLr

Posted by: Fulcrum Dec 28 2005, 04:01 PM

I cooked pasta with Spiderman Because im a dirty mexican


Fulcrumr

Posted by: AnGeL^EyEs Dec 28 2005, 04:11 PM

I ate pizza with a zombie because i got high


AnGeL^EyEsr

Posted by: PaulHamon Dec 28 2005, 04:12 PM

Novemeber: I shot
7: Jessica Simpson
P: Because i ate shellfish

Using my first name i got this >>> I shot Jessica Simpson because I ate shellfish.... huh?

Novemeber: I shot
7: Jessica Simpson
H: Just Because

Using my surname i got this >>> I shot Jessica Simpson because just because!

Which sounds alot more like me!!!


PaulHamonr

Posted by: smp971 Dec 28 2005, 04:33 PM

well, I did the Village People because I'm thinking Arby's....sounds like a normal Saturday night to me...but what does 'I'm thinking Arby's mean...anyone????? unsure.gif


smp971r

Posted by: absent1 Dec 28 2005, 04:42 PM

I made a porno with britney spears because I like taco bell


absent1r

Posted by: Life_aura Dec 28 2005, 04:45 PM

I made a porno with A Retarded Frog Because im thinkin Arby's

with pauls theory hrmm... I made a porno with A Retarded Frog Because im a dirty mexican

Both sound just as bad heheheheheheh


Life_aurar

Posted by: PaulHamon Dec 28 2005, 04:47 PM

Arby's??? no idea...


PaulHamonr

Posted by: cashew Dec 28 2005, 04:54 PM

I raped my dog skippy because i had kids...

um... ewe!!

huh.gif


cashewr

Posted by: DeL Dec 28 2005, 05:00 PM

dont ask me.. but its funny at some of the out comes wink.gif


DeL
****** pick the month of your birthday *****


January: I raped
February: I hate
March: I ate pizza with
April: I get horny wen i see
May: I love
June: I kissed
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I made a porno with
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I took 2 pictures of


********Pick the date of your birthday*********



1: A cop
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Randon Chick
9: Derek Jeter
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: Mi Dad
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Pile of Dog Shit
21: A Lesbian
22: My mom's boyfriend
23: Ludacris
24: AC/DC
25: Quagmire
26: The McDonalds Cashier
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie

*********Pick the First Letter of Ur first Name**********

A: Because i got high
B: Because i like taco bell
C: Because im kool like that
D: Because no1 likes me
E: Because i was drunk
F: Because mi mom told me 2
G: Because i like ur mom alot
H: Just Because
I: Because i am gay
J: Because i had too much vodka
K: Because i had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because im a ninja
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because im the koolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because im thinkin Arby's
T: Because im gangsta
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because im a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a last name that starts with an X
Y: Because im blonde
Z: Because i have a third nipple


i came out with


I pissed on This Farmer Because im kool like that


well i am a country lad.. so this is possible... and we all know im cool wink.gif my mum told me so!
DeLr

Posted by: teesha Dec 28 2005, 05:09 PM

i hate a pimp gangsta because they suck.


Fulcrum
I cooked pasta with Spiderman Because im a dirty mexican
teeshar

Posted by: Fulcrum Dec 28 2005, 05:10 PM

QUOTE(cashew @ Dec 28 2005, 05:54 PM)
I raped my dog skippy because i had kids...

um... ewe!!

huh.gif
*



rofl!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Fulcrumr

Posted by: cashew Dec 28 2005, 05:13 PM

QUOTE(Fulcrum @ Dec 28 2005, 05:10 PM)
rofl!!!    laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif
*


EXCUSE ME... dave are you laughing at me??

tongue.gif
AnGeL^EyEs
I ate pizza with a zombie because i got high
PaulHamon
Novemeber: I shot
7: Jessica Simpson
P: Because i ate shellfish

Using my first name i got this >>> I shot Jessica Simpson because I ate shellfish.... huh?

Novemeber: I shot
7: Jessica Simpson
H: Just Because

Using my surname i got this >>> I shot Jessica Simpson because just because!

Which sounds alot more like me!!!

cashewr

Posted by: Fulcrum Dec 28 2005, 05:16 PM

laughing with hun... laughing with...

tongue.gif


Fulcrumr

Posted by: cashew Dec 28 2005, 05:19 PM

thats ok then...

biggrin.gif


cashewr

Posted by: DeL Dec 28 2005, 05:28 PM

bahahhahahhahhahahhahahahahah


and kylie.. im laughing at you tongue.gif

i always thought skippy was a bush kangaroo!


DeLr

Posted by: Fulcrum Dec 28 2005, 05:45 PM

lol

"whats that skip? uncle jessy and little timmy are trapped down the well, aunt mayble is being held hostage by bushrangers and the sheep are being attacked by wild dogs?"


*smp*
well, I did the Village People because I'm thinking Arby's....sounds like a normal Saturday night to me...but what does 'I'm thinking Arby's mean...anyone????? unsure.gif
absent1
I made a porno with britney spears because I like taco bell
Fulcrumr

Posted by: toby74 Dec 28 2005, 05:48 PM

Mich: I shot John Stamos because I'm a Ninja.... sounds right.


Little Bear
I made a porno with A Retarded Frog Because im thinkin Arby's

with pauls theory hrmm... I made a porno with A Retarded Frog Because im a dirty mexican

Both sound just as bad heheheheheheh
PaulHamon
Arby's??? no idea...
toby74r

Posted by: cashew Dec 28 2005, 05:50 PM

oh that is so not funny craig... im gonna get you back for that... tongue.gif

the batteries are getting taken out of tickle me elmo!!


cashewr

Posted by: DeL Dec 28 2005, 06:03 PM

(DAllieDog)

I made a porno with Ludacris because im mentally unstable



she is scared this is actually very close to the truth! bugger


cashew
I raped my dog skippy because i had kids...

um... ewe!!

huh.gif

This post has been edited by cashew: Dec 28 2005, 05:55 PM
DeL
dont ask me.. but its funny at some of the out comes wink.gif

DeLr

Posted by: Ravvy Dec 28 2005, 06:41 PM

i kissed a kit kat bar because im cool...

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

that could go wrong on SOOOOOOOOOOOOO many different levels!!!


teesha
i hate a pimp gangsta because they suck.
Fulcrum
QUOTE(cashew @ Dec 28 2005, 05:54 PM)
I raped my dog skippy because i had kids...

um... ewe!!

huh.gif
*



rofl!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
cashew
QUOTE(Fulcrum @ Dec 28 2005, 05:10 PM)
rofl!!!    laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif
*


EXCUSE ME... dave are you laughing at me??

tongue.gif
Fulcrum
laughing with hun... laughing with...

tongue.gif
cashew
thats ok then...

biggrin.gif
DeL
bahahhahahhahhahahhahahahahah


and kylie.. im laughing at you tongue.gif

i always thought skippy was a bush kangaroo!
Ravvyr

Posted by: HEFTY Dec 28 2005, 07:05 PM

hmmm, I raped Hillary Duff because I'm a Ninja unsure.gif


Fulcrum
lol

"whats that skip? uncle jessy and little timmy are trapped down the well, aunt mayble is being held hostage by bushrangers and the sheep are being attacked by wild dogs?"
toby74
Mich: I shot John Stamos because I'm a Ninja.... sounds right.

cashew
oh that is so not funny craig... im gonna get you back for that... tongue.gif

the batteries are getting taken out of tickle me elmo!!

DeL
(DAllieDog)

I made a porno with Ludacris because im mentally unstable



she is scared this is actually very close to the truth! bugger
HEFTYr

Posted by: Monica Dec 28 2005, 07:24 PM

i pissed on a cop because im a ninja!!! tongue.gif


hell yeah!


Monicar

Posted by: cashew Dec 28 2005, 07:26 PM


QUOTE(HEFTY @ Dec 28 2005, 07:05 PM)
hmmm, I raped Hillary Duff because I'm a Ninja  unsure.gif
*


atleast it wasnt your dog skippy like me...

biggrin.gif
cashewr

Posted by: xSketchyx Dec 28 2005, 07:39 PM

smile.gif I get horney when i see the mailman because i had kids...

ohhhhhhhhh it happening again......... blink.gif


xSketchyxr

Posted by: Ravvy Dec 28 2005, 07:40 PM

bah... all you sex-a-holics!!! im easy as...

I JUST KISSED A KIT KAT BAR... do people realise that that would make the kit kat bar melt... therefor it would not longer be just kissing.... tongue.gif

ARRRRRRRRRGH! MY MIND! MY POOR INNOCENT MIND!


Ravvyr

Posted by: clue Dec 28 2005, 07:41 PM

hmmm
not sure how this could be funny for me!!!

I love A cop Because im kool like that

Sure, i may a caring person but openly love a cop just because! i don't think so


cluer

Posted by: joker4 Dec 28 2005, 08:00 PM

August: I made a porno with
23: Ludacris
S: Because im thinkin Arby's

WTF dose that all mean?? lol


Ravvy
i kissed a kit kat bar because im cool...

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

that could go wrong on SOOOOOOOOOOOOO many different levels!!!
joker4r

Posted by: Flame Dec 28 2005, 08:01 PM

I kissed the McDonalds Cashier because i had too much Vodka...


Flamer

Posted by: foonji Dec 28 2005, 08:02 PM

I made a porno with The Cable Guy Because im a ninja


foonjir

Posted by: funkylittleprincess Dec 28 2005, 08:05 PM

well i raped a pimp gangsta because i'm gangsta...... huh.gif unsure.gif


funkylittleprincessr

Posted by: Mr.BoJangles Dec 28 2005, 08:09 PM

mine


i made a porno with this farmer just because


HEFTY
hmmm, I raped Hillary Duff because I'm a Ninja unsure.gif

Mr.BoJanglesr

Posted by: PeAkE Dec 28 2005, 08:41 PM

I took 2 pictures of Jessica Simpson Because im kool like that.... blink.gif

Oi this thing’s calling me a perverted stalker! huh.gif
STOOOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD……… mad.gif





Now where's my camera and lube? unsure.gif


dream*catcher
i pissed on a cop because im a ninja!!! tongue.gif


hell yeah!
cashew

QUOTE(HEFTY @ Dec 28 2005, 07:05 PM)
hmmm, I raped Hillary Duff because I'm a Ninja  unsure.gif
*


atleast it wasnt your dog skippy like me...

biggrin.gif
xSketchyx
smile.gif I get horney when i see the mailman because i had kids...

ohhhhhhhhh it happening again......... blink.gif
Ravvy
bah... all you sex-a-holics!!! im easy as...

I JUST KISSED A KIT KAT BAR... do people realise that that would make the kit kat bar melt... therefor it would not longer be just kissing.... tongue.gif

ARRRRRRRRRGH! MY MIND! MY POOR INNOCENT MIND!
PeAkEr

Posted by: DeL Dec 29 2005, 06:06 AM

hahahhahhahahahhahhahhhaha


some funny funny stuff coming up!


thanks to all those having a go even those that come out real stupid!


definitly a bit of a chuckle!


clue
hmmm
not sure how this could be funny for me!!!

I love A cop Because im kool like that

Sure, i may a caring person but openly love a cop just because! i don't think so
joker4
August: I made a porno with
23: Ludacris
S: Because im thinkin Arby's

WTF dose that all mean?? lol
Flame
I kissed the McDonalds Cashier because i had too much Vodka...
foonji
I made a porno with The Cable Guy Because im a ninja
funkylittleprincess
well i raped a pimp gangsta because i'm gangsta...... huh.gif unsure.gif
Mr.BoJangles
mine


i made a porno with this farmer just because
PeAkE
I took 2 pictures of Jessica Simpson Because im kool like that.... blink.gif

Oi this thing’s calling me a perverted stalker! huh.gif
STOOOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD……… mad.gif





Now where's my camera and lube? unsure.gif
DeLr

Posted by: raveprincess Dec 29 2005, 09:00 AM

I kissed a retarded frog because I'm a gangsta...... what the????? huh.gif


DeL
hahahhahhahahahhahhahhhaha


some funny funny stuff coming up!


thanks to all those having a go even those that come out real stupid!


definitly a bit of a chuckle!
raveprincessr

Posted by: blueskies Dec 29 2005, 09:03 AM

mine is: I did Jessica Simpson Because im thinkin Arby's


blueskiesr

Posted by: smp971 Dec 29 2005, 09:17 AM

what the hell does it mean to be 'thinkin Arby's.....I got something along those lines too dry.gif


smp971r

Posted by: PeAkE Dec 29 2005, 10:02 AM

QUOTE(smp971 @ Dec 29 2005, 10:17 AM)
what the hell does it mean to be 'thinkin Arby's.....I got something along those lines too  dry.gif
*


Arby's is a fast food restaurant franchise that is primarily known for selling roast beef sandwiches. Its target market is more adult-oriented than many fast food restaurants such as McDonald's and Burger King.

The Arby's menu also includes appetizers, chicken strips, salads, and Market Fresh (deli-style) sandwiches and wraps, but their focus has always been roast beef.

In 2003, Arby's debuted an animated mascot called the Arby's Oven Mitt.

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
skitzkitty
I kissed a retarded frog because I'm a gangsta...... what the????? huh.gif
PeAkEr

Posted by: smp971 Dec 29 2005, 10:10 AM

ok, so 'I did the Village People coz I was thinkin Arby's'.....mmmm, beefcake + beef.....
it all makes sense now laugh.gif


unsure.gif


blueskies
mine is: I did Jessica Simpson Because im thinkin Arby's
smp971r

Posted by: PeAkE Dec 29 2005, 10:20 AM

laugh.gif AHAHAHAHAHAHA laugh.gif


*smp*
what the hell does it mean to be 'thinkin Arby's.....I got something along those lines too dry.gif
PeAkEr

Posted by: gemini_star Dec 29 2005, 10:44 AM

i kissed the mail man because i have a third nipple....that one is news to me!


gemini_starr

Posted by: Maori_Messiah Dec 29 2005, 01:16 PM

I made a porno with Spiderman Because no1 likes me with first name
I made a porno with Spiderman Because i got high with middle name << wink.gif wink.gif


PeAkE
QUOTE(smp971 @ Dec 29 2005, 10:17 AM)
what the hell does it mean to be 'thinkin Arby's.....I got something along those lines too  dry.gif
*


Arby's is a fast food restaurant franchise that is primarily known for selling roast beef sandwiches. Its target market is more adult-oriented than many fast food restaurants such as McDonald's and Burger King.

The Arby's menu also includes appetizers, chicken strips, salads, and Market Fresh (deli-style) sandwiches and wraps, but their focus has always been roast beef.

In 2003, Arby's debuted an animated mascot called the Arby's Oven Mitt.

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
*smp*
ok, so 'I did the Village People coz I was thinkin Arby's'.....mmmm, beefcake + beef.....
it all makes sense now laugh.gif


unsure.gif
PeAkE
laugh.gif AHAHAHAHAHAHA laugh.gif
gemini_star
i kissed the mail man because i have a third nipple....that one is news to me!
Maori_Messiahr

Posted by: LadyK Jan 2 2006, 02:17 PM

OK- I shot the McDonalds cashier because Im thinking Arby's!?!?!?! Nothing like random violence to keep the world spinning dry.gif
E-an got- I kissed my cousin because im thinking Arby's- Arby's is making people do some funky stuff blink.gif


Maori Messiah
I made a porno with Spiderman Because no1 likes me with first name
I made a porno with Spiderman Because i got high with middle name << wink.gif wink.gif
LadyKr

Posted by: buph Jan 2 2006, 05:51 PM

I love John Stamos because i got High

Hmmmm blink.gif It would take more than that to get me to love him wink.gif


LadyK
OK- I shot the McDonalds cashier because Im thinking Arby's!?!?!?! Nothing like random violence to keep the world spinning dry.gif
E-an got- I kissed my cousin because im thinking Arby's- Arby's is making people do some funky stuff blink.gif

This post has been edited by LadyK: Jan 2 2006, 03:19 PM
buphr

Posted by: Oldskoolie Jan 2 2006, 06:05 PM

I hate a cop because im gangsta - mine makes sense

My ladies is : I ate pizza with my mums boyfriend because no1 likes me - LOL


Oldskoolier

Posted by: miney Jan 2 2006, 09:22 PM

I came up with
I kissed Britiny Spears because i'm a ninja laugh.gif




buph
I love John Stamos because i got High

Hmmmm blink.gif It would take more than that to get me to love him wink.gif
Oldskoolie
I hate a cop because im gangsta - mine makes sense

My ladies is : I ate pizza with my mums boyfriend because no1 likes me - LOL
mineyr

Posted by: Elf82 Jan 2 2006, 09:30 PM

i pissed on mi dad because i was drunk


Elf82r

Posted by: miney Jan 2 2006, 09:36 PM

rofl gold!!


mineyr

Posted by: Elf82 Jan 2 2006, 09:42 PM

woulda been better if it was shot ROFL


Elf82r

Posted by: scattered Jan 3 2006, 09:50 AM

I did the cable guy because they suck

What da...? laugh.gif


miney
I came up with
I kissed Britiny Spears because i'm a ninja laugh.gif



Elf82
i pissed on mi dad because i was drunk

miney
rofl gold!!
Elf82
woulda been better if it was shot ROFL
scatteredr

Posted by: miney Jan 3 2006, 02:35 PM

thats the only one so far that hasn't really made sense hahah laugh.gif


scattered
I did the cable guy because they suck

What da...? laugh.gif
mineyr

Posted by: JPB Jan 3 2006, 03:40 PM

I ate pizza with AC/DC because i had too much vodka


miney
thats the only one so far that hasn't really made sense hahah laugh.gif
JPB
I ate pizza with AC/DC because i had too much vodka