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Codswallop And Poppycock

Started by crIs P · 12 Oct 2005 · 50 posts survive (50 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback

crIs Pr
OK, if you wanna talk about shite then this is the place to do it. Nothing wrong with a bit of tom-foolery, applesauce or bushwa. Maybe even a little pish-posh or meshuggas perhaps??? If this is your sort of thing then get down to it....but try to keep it in here ok??? SO, all you post whores show us the bestest wangdoodle you've got.................................

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Candy_Catr
does this include all versions of flapdoodle and piffle??

BUt even more importantly does it extend to hooey and horsefeathers?

But not to omit the ever so important flummadiddle and drool??


YAY THEN YAY!!!
Oldskoolier
gee willikers! it was only a matter of time!
crIs Pr
the malarkey is getting a little crazy........weet bix for breakfsat anyone????
meikar
No Id rather some vegemite and cheese on toast........Thanks!!!!!!!! Mwaaaaah!!!!!!!!
crIs Pr
yeah that sounds alright....would actually like some bacon and eegs with a bit of sausage and tomato, worcestishire sauce and pepper mmmmm. might save that for sunday though.....
Jutsinr
I'd much rather a milk bath for breakfast, it's my special cereal recipe that consists of:

3 cups powdered milk
1/4 cup oatmeal
1/4 cup dried orris root (has a soft violet scent)
1/3 cup almond meal (ground almonds)
1 capsule vitamin E (break open into dry ingredients)
1/3 cup cornstarch

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crIs Pr
damn that sounds good!! easy to digest too. must make you feel a million $$$$. plenty of protein there. do you live in a health food shop?

what do you mix it with? or you just eat it dry? mmmmm dry.....
melr
QUOTE(crIs P @ Oct 13 2005, 08:31 AM)
yeah that sounds alright....would actually like some bacon and eegs with a bit of sausage and tomato, worcestishire sauce and pepper mmmmm. might save that for sunday  though.....
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im liking this brekkie MUCH better.... to yours after cargo anthems for a big fry up??? laugh.gif
crIs Pr
yeah no worries if i can find my brain that time of day.......mmmmm brain smile.gif
jase31r
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

how do you spel entondra?
crIs Pr
what is entondra? is that some sort of medicine? if thats the case i want some....sounds like it could be good for me................
jase31r
how do you spell double?
meikar
2............... did I win?????????
crIs Pr
ok then ill have a double entondra thanks, would this be good for breakfast?? or is that double as in micheal buble?? mmmmmmm duble.....

one duble entondra coming right up di*khead...............
Jutsinr
"entendre" for future reference smile.gif

crIs - I don't think this milk bath concoction is meant to be ingested to be honest, but it couldn't be that bad? Something new to try, eh.
crIs Pr
A double entendre is a figure of speech similar to the pun, in which a spoken phrase can be understood in either of two ways. The first, literal meaning is an innocent one, while the second meaning is often risqué and requires the hearer to have some additional knowledge. Although a French term, the French generally say double entente or double sens for such phrases.

The risqué, generally sexual, element is central to most people's understanding of what a double entendre is; indeed the Oxford English Dictionary defines it as 'A double meaning; a word or phrase having a double sense, especially as used to convey an indelicate meaning'. An example is: "A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave it to her." — the sentence could mean either that the barman gave her an example, or that he had sexual intercourse with her. Expressions may contain other forms of ambiguity, famous examples being the use of the word Logos in the Gospel of John and the phrase "Let him have it" allegedly said by Derek Bentley (see those articles for further details), but they would not normally be classed as double entendre.

crIs Pr
QUOTE(Jutsin @ Oct 13 2005, 12:15 PM)
"entendre" for future reference smile.gif

crIs - I don't think this milk bath concoction is meant to be ingested to be honest, but it couldn't be that bad? Something new to try, eh.
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yeah i reckon it sounds alright.....
might guive it a shot what harm could it do
couldnt be any worse that what i do to myself on the weekends could it??
Candy_Catr

CrIs P should have done our qualitative PRM assignment jutsin - what ya think ???? wink.gif




A double entendre is a figure of speech similar to the pun, in which a spoken phrase can be understood in either of two ways. The first, literal meaning is an innocent one, while the second meaning is often risqué and requires the hearer to have some additional knowledge. Although a French term, the French generally say double entente or double sens for such phrases.

The risqué, generally sexual, element is central to most people's understanding of what a double entendre is; indeed the Oxford English Dictionary defines it as 'A double meaning; a word or phrase having a double sense, especially as used to convey an indelicate meaning'. An example is: "A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave it to her." — the sentence could mean either that the barman gave her an example, or that he had sexual intercourse with her. Expressions may contain other forms of ambiguity, famous examples being the use of the word Logos in the Gospel of John and the phrase "Let him have it" allegedly said by Derek Bentley (see those articles for further details), but they would not normally be classed as double entendre.
crIs Pr
no dont like study, it hurts, id rather chew my lips off on the odd accasion and "work" for a living
crIs Pr
so? who wants mongolian lamb and tandoori rice for dinner?
DeLr
soudns good! im cooking oysters kilpatric,

fresh coffin bay oyeters tastee bacon bits spring gully worcistire sauce... lightly grilled.... YUM!
crIs Pr
damn you! im coming to your house then. be there in 10......or we could have a smorgasboard. ill bring the chips and the sunscreen...
DeLr
its ok mate i got another 3 dozen oysters here wink.gif will bring some down if u want a doz' or save them for a night of debauchery at urs or mine wink.gif
crIs Pr
yeah man nothing like oyster kilpatric bit o lemon juice ,tomato sauce and chilli never goes astry in those suckers either. im down for the debauchery, any night of course....biggrin.gif
Candy_Catr
surprise surprise???

I used to live in Port Lincoln - but i've never tried oysters... they just seem weird!
DeLr
how long u live there and when u come here? as thats my old stompin ground..... aswell as ravvys and hayles , hayles more so than ravvy...

small world biggrin.gif
crIs Pr
yeah well i had homemade lasagna for dinner with salad and garlic bread. shits all over your oysters biatch............ got plenty left though if you want some..........
spacecadetr
QUOTE(Jutsin @ Oct 13 2005, 09:50 AM)
I'd much rather a milk bath for breakfast, it's my special cereal recipe that consists of:

3 cups powdered milk
1/4 cup oatmeal
1/4 cup dried orris root (has a soft violet scent)
1/3 cup almond meal (ground almonds)
1 capsule vitamin E (break open into dry ingredients)
1/3 cup cornstarch

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how do you get the oats out of your clacker?? sad.gif
spacecadetr
Quote "Time reveals all things, now i'm on the right path cause i followed my heart - aeternitas

me, spacecadet, we ALL must hail the purple mamma!"

gee im starting to appear in quite a few ppls sigs. laugh.gif ROFL this is weirding me out biggrin.gif . I feel a bit like those 3 baddies in the first superman movie that get trapped in a triangle & zapped off to outer space!!
crIs Pr
LOL thats hilarious!!! i love that movie, will have to get it out of the old archive and give it another watch, and its funy you should say that cause i feel like that everyday

slap down farty squirts..............
crIs Pr
im just gonna post in here cause i can and everybody else is scared to

wangdoodle.......
Oldskoolier
im not. I just feel like i need to speak oompa loompa to fit in wink.gif
PeAkEr
Dompa Dee Do laugh.gif
Candy_Catr
is that because there is really millions of oompa's that look identical to you???

:starts spontaneous singing about children: .... worries...

(anyone seen the new version of charlie???)
crIs Pr
oompa loompa oompity doo
i have another puzzle for you

do they sing that song in the new version?
if they dont i dont wanna see it

although i do wanna see (fuck ive gorgotten his name....durrrr) walk into the camera

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Candy_Catr
Johnny Depp???

No, they don't sing that song.. still pretty cool though smile.gif

except for the tight red suits but i'm sure oldskoolie would like that wink.gif .. and Jase....

was wondering when someone would rebirth this - didn't want to double post or anything... then again in here....

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crIs Pr
no oompa song?????

thats weak

yeah Johnny Depp
Candy_Catr
weak??? coming from the guy who couldn't remember who johnny depp is?? wink.gif
crIs Pr
who the hell are you?? get out of my thread............
Candy_Catr
we met for 5 mins and jumped in a taxi - i think your name was shitbrick right??? by the way i'm wench :waves:
crIs Pr
cherry peanut cornswaggle elephant

i dont care about your hair....
Candy_Catr
BUMP!!!!!!
philbertr
skinner says we don't have the guts purple monkey dishwasher
crIs Pr
dunny drip newt hangs from the inside lip of the resident crotchless chaps chips chops hmmmmm yeah
Candy_Catr
hehe dribble stuff mmm
Phunkiir
Look at the hedgehog.
Congratulations ... you've won a fabulous pair of revolving cardboard socks.
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it !
It was not me, it was the other three.
Tarantular
my walrus got arrested teh other day
Phunkiir
DAMN THOSE WALRUS TESTING STATIONS !
You gotta deflate him before the pandas test them !
Tarantular
QUOTE(Phunkii @ May 22 2006, 02:03 PM)
DAMN THOSE WALRUS TESTING STATIONS !
You gotta deflate him before the pandas test them !
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lucky mine was only little he has gone to juvie and not the big house he wouldnt last in the big house