How To Speak Like A Kiwi

Milbun-Capital of Victoria
Peck- To fill a suitcase
Pissed aside -Chemical which kills insects
Pigs - For hanging out washing
Pug - Large animal with curly tail
Nin tin dough -Computer game
Munner stroney - Soup
Min - Male of the species
Mess Kara - Eye makeup
McKennock - Person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - Foam produced from soap
Lift - Departed
Kiri Pecker - Famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - Potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - Pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas Carol
Inner me - Enemy
Guess - Vapour
Fush - Marine creatures
Fitter cheney - Type of pasta
Ever cardeau - Avocado
Fear hear - Blonde
Ear - Mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - Exercise at gym
Duffy cult - Not easy
Amejen - Visualise
Day old chuck - Very young poultry
Bug hut - Popular recording
Bun button - Been bitten by an insect
Beard - A place to sleep
Chully bin - Esky
Sucks peck - Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zealand - An extinct airline
Beers - Large savage animals found in U.S. forests
One doze - Well known computer program
Sex - One less than seven
Iggs ecktly - Precisely
Beggage chucken - Place to leave your luggage at the airport

lol...

Niw Zulanders are funny people

i work woith two... and so much of that is true!

down pat!

e luft sex sucks pecks in de chully bin

no Shet!

yop!!!

freaks.....

fenny thoo heh?

went there in August

most commin word - sweet, ayee

Went to Wellinginton - its like adelaide - layed back lifestyle, pretty gool, sweet aye, choice - shit i'm starting to sound like them, nooooooooo

choice mate!! Ear roebucks?

lol, we have to talk like that when we get together, well im off to pivk up the kuds, gonna have fush n chups for dinner

well was a nice try

wow, you bitchez be goon fo a right slap aye

don't make me get all nijitsu on yo asses haaaaaaaayaaaaaaaa

hehehe i was waiting for u to drop into this thread!

What, no bro?

a bit of choice-bro?

i got alot of Bro's ova in Aotearoa, most commonly used words fo sho is, aye, werd, chur and egg or igg it's an insult

probably should put this in the jokes thread but i think its appropriate here
no offence intended messiah....i just found this fu*kin funny is all

A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend lying in bed replies: " I think you'll find that's a
sheep, dickhead."

The man returns: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

LOL!!

I got a funny joke, cris p walks into on coming traffic

I know it's probably not that funny it's just dumb random funny

yeah well i laughed

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!! gotta meet this guy, you gong to harder tip?

yeah mate. ill be at cargo too.

will you be wearing your infamous purple shirt?

mmmm, i'll be at earth that night so depending on wether or not i feel like making the hike down to cargo will be the varying factor, but i will definatly be all dressed up like a mofo at harder tip feel free to come up and give us a hug

will do!!

ah a man after my own heart

one that loves the hug

My endless search of thread reviving has paid off. Now I can speak kiwi to my bosses and hope for a pay rise and a promotion

just b careful it dont go the other way :-)