Where Have You Done It? I Mean Really Done It

well here it begins

we were discussing the most unusual places you have had sex at, in, on what ever at tafe today!

it could be your story, your mates story, who knows even your mums story (lets hope not) but either way i wanna know about it! so take some time and think real good and hard about this! don't be scared to be dirty and most of all don't be embarrassed!!!!!

lily

uimmmmm im a country boy... u got all day ??


lol...


to start with the middle of an oval on the cricket pitch....


but wait.. theres more... a whole lot more.. but that will do for now!

trust you to start a thread like this.....*rolls eyes*


at a bus stop during the day..........thats all the information you get

i see your bus stop cris... and i raise u a " on a stateliner bus going to woomera with the gf...."

this thread is gonna do nothing for me.. except raise my standing of post whore to whore in general...

i was once very drunk and o/t at a party at a baseball club with an ex.....

we decided to go for a walk along the feild.... one thing lead to another and we hit a home run on 4th base!!!!

that wasn't the best bit.....
it got video taped and shown to the whole team the next day at their game and i didn't know! i was so embarrassed. but lets just say that the ex it happend with wasn't wearing the correct protection gear and he walked funny for the rest of the game!

stupid wanker....

LOL!! you funny bugger

out in the front yard at 6 in the morning against the loungeroom window........

4thbase is home base KK i hope u took it one base at a time..

so he scored a 'foul ball' afterwards with a swift kick i hope!

a bench in the park lands during the back to school porn party!

i was dressed up as a skanky school girl!!!! it was very apropriate!

park benches... seasaws in local park lands... *nods* been there.. humped on that!

LOL!!

im leaving now.. before i reaveal all my secrets.... will give more imput to this thread later.... when theres more than just me embarrasing myself


on a table at school.. lunch area after hrs.. tech studies room steps.... home ec room....

ahem.....

-gone for lunch-

in the rotor....

i knew you'd like that!

not much room but the S4 has a sunroof!

was it idling with a fat brap brap brap brap brap!!!!!!!!!!!


hmm havnt christened a car in many years... not since my last commdoore.. less u count blowies...

hahahah hmm KK ur the sort of gal we need more of!


not scared to express yourself and open about stuff!

top work!


now..i must brap!!!!!

Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
Saadi, Persian poet (1184 - 1291)

i like quotes

oh spanx baby!!!!

i am who i am! and i've done who i've done!

i am not ashamed of anything!

everything happens for a reason and you learn from your mistakes.....

(usually)

Upstairs (above the back bar)@ heaven
Crown and scepter front bar
in my boat floating in the Murray
Across the road from heaven. Both heaven carparks.
Light Square
In a cable car over tropical rain forest in far nth Qld...

All my cars...

i'll keep thinking.......

so heavens a bit of a hot spot for ya huh?

lol....

like it where theres a risk????

lol - Just 'like it' full stop....

Once upon a time i use to go to heaven religously... Can you blame me

oh Oldskoolie..... you said you'd never tell........ bastard

oh cris darling the secrets out! but how does he handle the fact you have a small wang with the pet name mandy?

how can we think anything else of u, we already know u are a whore, posting or otherwise, i bet this is ur fav thread

this thread is just an excuse aint it...... just wanna tell ppl what dirrty shit u get up to without just blurting it out in the middle of a converation cus that would b wierd... lol but hey... who am i 2 complain.... but i keep my stories 2 myself sorry.......

this thread is a "i don't give a dam about what evryone thinks of me!" hehehe.... its funny too

the world is filled with a bunch of whores!

at time i am one!

but what it really comes down to is.... i love my boyfriend and i have some interesting stories!

it was he who came up with the name

small wang?? yeah i lost it at the beach once

in my yacht.. on the beach when we stopped for a picnic on the days sailing.

as for whore... i maybe... but its wat makes me somuch fun shaggsy

every forum needs a whore.. and im sticking my hand up for the position

well you can be whore.... but i am the madam!

can a whore have many madams? as shaggsy n SMP are my pimps aswell... its ok.. the more of you that are tryn to pimp me out the better chance we can find some deaf mute blind chick that might accept me

I haven't had sex

i'm all sweet and innocent and stuff

thats interesting....

tell me how is that going for you?

obvisouly not going too far.. she aint saying much!

my ex gfs swimming pool... hmmmm now that was fun....

Sorry, i forget how sensitive you can be

XX

whats a yatch??

is it like a hatch?

sorry, some of us do actually have to work

it's going fine for me

wont get no more replies from either going home

very similer to a hatch! but its got a tsam and a leek and a reddur!


u know what i type like... gimme a break


football ovals after a game late at night... tennis courts... the little score box things beside a net ball court...

hey del, u know ur a whore, and thats why i love u, there is a bit of whore in all of us...lol....me personally im a saint.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....yeah right

you are a whorebag!!

tennis court? bitumen or grass? i think bitumen would feel nice, peel off a couple of toenails while ur at it

grass courts dude... public change room down the beach....

so many places around my school got a work out after hours...

specially on the way to my gfs place when walking her home... or driving her home... any place was a good place to stop for one last bit oc action.... mind u since i been in adelaide for 5 yrs my lifes not so sexxciting...

under a big tree in the Botanic Gardens in the middle of the day....now this tree had the sort of branches that formed a very nice canopy to sheild us from prying eyes, but we did get a bit nervous when we heard some kids playing not very far away ha ha ha...all good though...we survived the shame of discovery by minors...also at the top of a carpark in Hindley St at sunset....despite the smell of petrol was very nice

cris, wat about the tarmac?

yep nothing wrong with tarmac on the sac

makes for good scab picking later on

errrr friends parents bed ....boy did i get in shit for that

Um, a friend of a friend of a friend.....

Back of a ute which happened to be going thru the drive thru at maccas in the middle of the day

hahaha did it hav a cover? haha

It was in a swag

haha.....well at least the drive thro ppl didnt get more than they bargained for lol

a shag in a swag i aint done that in years!

In the car while my Ex was driving up to sky!!!!

Windy point car park thought no one was there so we were in and out the car and all over the place.
Turns out we had a little audience by the time we finished!!! he he he he!!

lol, Thats great!!

in a pool at a 5 star resort in broom, as a bar waiter asked us if we would like another drink.... oops!