How true are some of these!!
You can spot a front mount intercooler from 2kms away.
You spend an hour at a party talking to someone you just met about the
different versions of the 2JZ-GTE and fail to notice your missus leave.
Power oversteer is not the preferred way around a corner, it is the only
way.
You feel jealous when you see an exhaust larger in diameter than yours.
Even if it is on a truck.
Your bodykit generates more downforce than Schumacher's Ferrari.
The expression "We built with spartan air" not only makes sense, but you
know exactly where it comes from.
To you designer gear doesn't mean Hugo Boss or Armani, it means Jun,
Trust, HKS, Apexi, Blitz, GReddy.
You intend naming your firstborn RB26DETT. Boy or girl.
Your insurance payments are larger than your mortgage payments.
You are deaf from too much exhaust noise, but can hear an external vent
blow off valve from 4kms away.
You have no idea who won the football on the weekend because you were too
busy downloading JGTC lap times.
The timing of milestones in your life are remembered by linking them to
release dates for Evo Lancers.
Your car has more stickers than your bank account has dollars.
Reigning champion to you doesn't mean Marcos Ambrose it means Youichi
Imamura .
You know that four wheel drives can break traction under hard acceleration
because you do it daily.
You think the terms "significant other" and "emotional attachment" refer
to your car.
You have more gauges in your glove box than most people have in their
cars.
Despite the fact yours in the only car within 100 metres, you fold the
wing mirrors in when you park up at the shops.
You don't know how much it costs to post a letter, but all air freight
charges ex Japan are committed to memory.
Your last relationship broke up after a nasty argument as to whether a
Sileighty was better than a Onevia.
You think of someone as stupid because they don't know the difference
between a series 7 & a series 8 RX-7.
Your vote in the next election will be solely determined by who is
promoting the least restrictive import regulations.
You don't just have a preferred mechanic, but a preferred wrecking yard,
parts importer, vehicle compliance centre, insurance broker...
Your living room is painted prodrive blue. The furnishings are gold.
You support Brad Jones because he once drove at Bathurst in a Starion..
You can spot a front mount intercooler from 2kms away.
You spend an hour at a party talking to someone you just met about the
different versions of the 2JZ-GTE and fail to notice your missus leave.
Power oversteer is not the preferred way around a corner, it is the only
way.
You feel jealous when you see an exhaust larger in diameter than yours.
Even if it is on a truck.
Your bodykit generates more downforce than Schumacher's Ferrari.
The expression "We built with spartan air" not only makes sense, but you
know exactly where it comes from.
To you designer gear doesn't mean Hugo Boss or Armani, it means Jun,
Trust, HKS, Apexi, Blitz, GReddy.
You intend naming your firstborn RB26DETT. Boy or girl.
Your insurance payments are larger than your mortgage payments.
You are deaf from too much exhaust noise, but can hear an external vent
blow off valve from 4kms away.
You have no idea who won the football on the weekend because you were too
busy downloading JGTC lap times.
The timing of milestones in your life are remembered by linking them to
release dates for Evo Lancers.
Your car has more stickers than your bank account has dollars.
Reigning champion to you doesn't mean Marcos Ambrose it means Youichi
Imamura .
You know that four wheel drives can break traction under hard acceleration
because you do it daily.
You think the terms "significant other" and "emotional attachment" refer
to your car.
You have more gauges in your glove box than most people have in their
cars.
Despite the fact yours in the only car within 100 metres, you fold the
wing mirrors in when you park up at the shops.
You don't know how much it costs to post a letter, but all air freight
charges ex Japan are committed to memory.
Your last relationship broke up after a nasty argument as to whether a
Sileighty was better than a Onevia.
You think of someone as stupid because they don't know the difference
between a series 7 & a series 8 RX-7.
Your vote in the next election will be solely determined by who is
promoting the least restrictive import regulations.
You don't just have a preferred mechanic, but a preferred wrecking yard,
parts importer, vehicle compliance centre, insurance broker...
Your living room is painted prodrive blue. The furnishings are gold.
You support Brad Jones because he once drove at Bathurst in a Starion..
