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The Ashes Tour Thread

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Started by Decepticon · 26 Jun 2005 · 80 posts survive (4 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback

Decepticon
How about those aussies hey?

I was really worried after such a shocking start to the tour but the boys look a treat now.

Came out and absolutely dominated england from the very first over the other night and absolutely smashed those bangadeshi's last night!

I reckon that loss to the bangles was just the kick up the arse we needed.

Aussies 4-0 in the tests biggrin.gif
TCB
haha dont be so confident yet. remember england was playing without michael vaughn who is a crucial anchor to their innings! i think it would of been a different story if michael was coming in at number 3 on thursday night! australia still have a long way to go on this tour and i still think england can win the ashes.

pieterson given time to settle in a test match will destroy australia!!!

England 2-1!!! with 2 draws to regain the ashes!! wink.gif
Decepticon
shut up you pommy! laugh.gif

Symonds is a man on a mission.

I have never liked to rate him very highly as i think his shit but gee's his done the job for us since his been back. 73 off 81 vs England and 5/18 vs Bangers and mash.

EDIT:- whilst your vince vaughan comment has SOME merit, same can be said with Michael Clarke missing from the aussies. So far (before the game in question) he has been our best preforming batsman on the tour!

Decepticon
What a game again by symonds! this guy is going nuts. I may have to change my opinion of him after this tour.

However for him to give up his wicket with a sloppy call/run out was very dissapointing. THe man is so hot no one can bowl him out. he gives his wicket up in run outs sad.gif

Lucky rain saved us. could have knocked them over for not much again but i think we were 20 / 25 runs short of a winning total.

TCB
QUOTE(Decepticon @ Jun 29 2005, 10:25 PM)
What a game again by symonds! this guy is going nuts. I may have to change my opinion of him after this tour.

However for him to give up his wicket with a sloppy call/run out was very dissapointing. THe man is so hot no one can bowl him out. he gives his wicket up in run outs sad.gif

Lucky rain saved us. could have knocked them over for not much again but i think we were 20 / 25 runs short of a winning total.
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i said last night at work while we were watching it that all england needed was to get symonds out and the rest would collapse! i stood there going how right am i! 5 wickets in 4 overs! blew australias chances of getting a great total. in stead they were left with a total which was very do-able by england! especially with vaughn and strauss (who was looking hot before the rain) at the crease and pieterson and flintoff after that!!!

i was so pissed off! i got home from work at 4am hoping to watch the remaining 40 overs and the fucking rain!! mad.gif

i was so looking forward to seeing pieterson bat again! im wondering has there ever been a player in one day cricket that has a average of well over 100 a game after his first 15 matches???
Decepticon
gilchrist just walked when he didnt even edge it!

what an idiot. I hate him doing that. ball just hit a crack and went to first slip so he assumed he musta hit it for the ball to go over there.

replay shows him no where near it!

Decepticon
gees these umpires are giving us a rough deal over there!

what about that last ball of the one day final! that was LBW!!! come on Billy Bowden

show us some trans tasman loyalty!!

Decepticon
HURRY UP ASHES.


aaahhh good old sbs got something decent on for a change.


we should smash em.

Oldskoolie
Agreed!
Oldskoolier
Agreed!
Decepticon
ooohh ahhh glen mcgrath!!!!!!!!!

5/2 off a 5 over spell. the man has single handedly arrested the advantage those stupid poms had by getting us out for 190.

that outta crush em.

Decepticon
thats 5 wickets for 2 runs. not 5 runs for 2 wickets as poms like to do things. backwards
Decepticon
what an amazing finish to a great test match. pity the aussies lost by 3 runs sad.gifsad.gifsad.gif

started the day needing 103 with 2 wickets left sad.gif
miney
yeah that was a great game even though aussie's lost.

i can't believe early in the test that in about 3 overs Langer got hit in the head and stomach.

laugh.gif classic
DeL
i only tuned in for the last 20 runs.. was definitly well worth the watch.. anyone else get the feeling the poms where startingt o target thebatsman so much more?? kinda body line series style...
Decepticon
QUOTE(DelusionL @ Aug 8 2005, 06:25 PM)
i only tuned in for the last 20 runs.. was definitly well worth the watch.. anyone else get the feeling the poms where startingt o target thebatsman so much more?? kinda body line series style...
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of course they are. thats what makes them pussys! i cant recall 1 ball in kasper and lee's partner ship that was a good length or jsut short of one. everything was at the rib cage or pitched up coz they cant even get yorkers right.

there is such a huge difference in 1-1 or 2-0. just 3 runs could have ended the series and blown the wind outta their sails. im worried they are gonna be pumped now for this next test match and may roll us. about time our batsman started to stand up in this series. so far they have done sfa.
DeL
the batsman have definitely let us down so far.
pretty frkn uselss with the willow.. and with our two strike bowlers out. we will be in strife. now botham wants the picth to be doctored to prevent spin to counter warney... frkn useless poms..
miney
tell me about it!, the only thing the poms r good at r hitting our bloody batsmans. Even still there not to good at that!!!
Decepticon
so much for having the worlds best batsman in our side. (hayden, ponting, gilchrist) all have been bloody useless when the pressures really been on. best two batsmen on tour so far is youngster michael clarke and ever reliable justin langer.

this man has copped much critisim in his career mainly because of his boring play and poor form in the early/mid ninties. however since he regained a test spot his game has changed and is now a rock at the top order and gets the run rate moving almost as nicely as some of the more higher accoladed batsmen.
DeL
the worlds best batters need to pull their socks up and stop playing like a pack of poms....

ohwell gonna be interesting in the next game
joker4
any one remember the old cricket song MARVELLOUS, used to love it, at least it mad me remember how to spell it... tongue.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif


and some one just check if i have spelt it right biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
Candy_Cat
Now half of em are ending up in hopspital!

All i can say is Thank God Richy B. is still commentating... just wouldn't be the same
Elektro Kittenr
Now half of em are ending up in hopspital!

All i can say is Thank God Richy B. is still commentating... just wouldn't be the same
Decepticon
have not heard richie b. is he on foxtel? i been watching sbs.

crossing my fingers lee plays tomorrow. without him we are gonna be ohmy.gif
miney
without him we've lost it for sure!!! i mean we played bad enough the last test, now we better not lose ppl
Decepticon
yeah but im a big gee for giving taitie a go, would love to see him rip through the english top order. would be a huge risk though as he could let the occassion get the best of him and bowl loose, get tonked, then get rattled and bowl shit all game.

mel
M-A-R-V-E-L-L-O-U-S! stupid boyfriend has the song! and he loves it! dont the ashes start tonight?? cant wait, i know what i'll be doing when i get home from bowling! go
miney
the only thing i don't like about cricket is that i can only watch it for about 20 mins if that then i get bored! biggrin.gif
Decepticon
MCGRATH AND LEE ARE PLAYING

woot woot.

Decepticon
oh no, what a shocking first day! we could not take a trick! gilly putting down two catches, mcgrath bowling vahgun on a no ball... who later goes on to score 166!!!! sad.gifsad.gifsad.gif could have been such a different story otherwise.

hopefully we can get these last 5 wickets cheap and keep them under 400. they score over 500 and it just about cancels out an aussie win option in this test sad.gif
miney
i'm watching in right now actually. Australia have only just started batting chasing 444. Australia 30-0 atm better keep it up!

TCB
Looks like another england victory!!! as long as t here is no more rain in day 4 or 5!! biggrin.gif
miney
yeah. i rekon aussies will get this one back somehow wink.gif
TCB
the forecast is sunny so i say australia will be lucky to get to 350. england will most likely get 250-300. then throw australia in on the last 10 overs of day 4. if that situation happens i think england will win! obviously australia will be hoping for england to crash all out for under 200. you never know!!!
Decepticon
thank god for the rain!!!!!!!!!! i think it has saved us this test defeat, as well as warnies huge knock. is there anything the man cant do. true legend. with dizzy hanging around 350 isnt out of the question. gives us half a chance to win the game again.
Decepticon
shit the aussies are on the ropes. got 90 overs to survive. a win is basically out of the question as the soft cock pommys decided to bat all day and set a target of 425. will probably cost them the game in my opinion.

total of around 390 with an extra 7 - 8 overs at them would have been reasonable enough.

looks like poor warnie is destined to never acheive a test match century. having got out for 90 again.

Decepticon
got outta that one alright

Drewski
Great to see Ponting stand up as a captain should and lead his team when they need him most!

Considering how England have managed to win a test by 2 runs and draw a test, with the Aussies playing absolutely garbage, and not having McGrath for the loss... Im excited to think of how the 4th test is going to play out with McGrath's fitness getting back up to 100% and hopefully the Australian batsmen can pull their fingers out and show the poms who they are really dealing with, instead of putting on a pathetic display.

I dont think Australia can settle with being 2nd best....

Bring on the 4th test biggrin.gif
DeL
4th test will definitly be interesting.. i reckon who wins the 4th test will go on and win the ashes. just hope the aussies can actaully start playing REAL cricket, they been a long way from their best thats for sure
mel
i agree, but it has been good in a way... to put the aussies in their place, they thought they could walk in and win the ashes, no worries! now they have to try!!
DeL
yeah true. bout time theyhad to work for it... but i couldnt stand losing to the poms...
Candy_Cat
Competition is good... even when you're always the winner..

It's bit like Brisbane a few years back.. they just creamed everyone so alot of people gave up on suppoting a premiership winning team cause they knew it would be brisbane...

I know some people who are liking seeing australia sturggle... i guess it does hold better entertainment value
Elektro Kittenr
Competition is good... even when you're always the winner..

It's bit like Brisbane a few years back.. they just creamed everyone so alot of people gave up on suppoting a premiership winning team cause they knew it would be brisbane...

I know some people who are liking seeing australia sturggle... i guess it does hold better entertainment value
Decepticon
QUOTE(DelusionL @ Aug 17 2005, 01:01 PM)
4th test will definitly be interesting.. i reckon who wins the 4th test will go on and win the ashes. just hope the aussies can actaully start playing REAL cricket, they been a long way from their best  thats for sure
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yeah well that is correct in australias case as a win would put them 2-1 up and in a case of a drawn series the ashes will held by the aussies who currently hold it.

if english win we still got one more chance to draw it, cant see it happening though. key factors coming out of that game are all hayden, martyn, ponting and clarke made a decent amount of runs. should hold them in good sted next test.
miney
yeah i spose ur right.

the tests have been a lot more competitive than last year aswell that's 4sure!!
miney
oops sorry didn't realise there was a 3rd pg. was reading last post 2nd page tongue.gif

sorry every1
Decepticon
your forgiven
miney
thank god for that.

i wish the cricket would hurry up and start again!!! i have been bored ever since it ended tongue.gif
Decepticonr
your forgiven
Decepticon
lol yeah i been the same
joker4
im not much for cricket, to boring for me, even playing!!!

only really like that new 20-20 thing they brought out last year, or early this year
Decepticon
that 20/20 is a disgrace to the game of cricket.
joker4
arh but its fun to watch, and thats how they get the rating to all of our none cricket watchers
Decepticon
yeah i know. kills the game though.
Decepticon
if tait doesnt get a game i hope australia loses this series. im sick of the selectors arrogance.

Decepticon
well TAIT is playing thats great news. he fired right up at Langer in the nets session after langer said he shouldnt come in as it would effect the team balance having both himself and lee in the same side.

Bowled him first ball, then hit him in the balls shattering his box. then hit him on the helmet with a bouncer!!!!!!!! in a training session!!!
buzzn
haha! good on him! serves Langer right - not like he's exactly in a purple patch over in England...

hmm maybe there's been too much mateship and complacency in the aussie camp and not enuf tension in having to prove your worthiness of a spot?

sounds like Tait is fired up and ready to go! need more passion like his to get Aus back to full strength/attack and beat these Poms
Decepticon
taity 2 wickets already. thankgod for that otherwise we'd be in real strife. great watching him bowl.
miney
we better win this match or we're pretty buggered
Decepticon
mate were pretty buggered.

i cant beleive im witnessing this. took us 240 runs just to knock off the final 5 wickets.

England 477

and we are 5/99 sad.gifsad.gifsad.gif

can it get any worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miney
yeah good point. i heard on the radio it was 5/99 and was about to jump on anthems then i totally forgot. i can't believe how badly there getting THEIR ARSES KIKED!!!
Decepticon
its making me so angry that australia is clearly losing against another team....... what makes it even worse is that team is the pommys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Decepticon
its been a nightmare series though.... if glenn mcgrath was fully fit last match and played the second and fourth i think it may have been a completely different story. lets see what would happen if flintoff missed more then half the series smile.gif
mel
stupid australia!!! why cant they just win!?! laugh.gif
Decepticon
well it has been a great fightback by the boys. 4/222. only 30 runs behind now and as stupid vaughn made us follow on he has given us a huge chance of winning the game now.

if we can get anything over 180 runs ahead with warnie bowling at them on the last day an aussie win isnt out of the question.

I was spewing when ponting got run out. i was looking forward to another gutsy captains knock which he looked set for. was not once troubled in his innings and then got run out sad.gifsad.gifsad.gif i thought it was over after that but clarke and katitch have stabilised smile.gif
Decepticon
p.s i reckon vaughan is stupid for making us bat again ad he could have batted again, made 250, set us 500 for the win (will never happen) with 1 1/2 days to bowl us out on a deteriating pitch. the follow on only plays into the aussies hands by making them nervously chase what should be a gettable score with Warnie ripping it up smile.gif
DeL
the final test shall be interesting... i think australia has been unlucky with alot of umpiring decisions... but now its crunch time we have to come out agressively and attack liek we used to!
Decepticon
drop hayden move katich up to open, play watson and magill.

bowling attack: McGrath, Lee, Magill, Warnie with Watson providing a 3rd seamer option. we need to go all out to bowl them over as theyll be quite happy to bat out for a draw
DeL
i agree, we need to attack, and play the win. they will draw it if they can and take an easy win for the series!
TCB
england will win the final test to take the ashes. tongue.gif
DeL
i think uhave consumed too much kandy and hte laxtive effects your mouth tongue.gif
buzzn
lol well i think the lasers have blinded your eyes..
the aussies have been nowhere near the mark! at best we've struggled to keep up with the poms.

i think the only way we can win the final test is if laxatives were to be used in excessive amounts during the pom's drinks breaks...
DeL
ill chuck a 10 pack in to that cause!
Decepticon
buzzn i agree the aussies have been so shit, the umpiring been so against us, english dodgy 12th man tactics border on cheating, yet can you believe we were 2 runs, and 3 english tailender wickets away from being 3-0 up in the series????

its unbeleivable. i think ppl are reading too much into this. aussies are still the greatest!!!!!!!!!

english aint shit, flintoff and peiterson are the only two that would get a game in the aussie side tongue.gif
miney
lol. ur probably right. As u sed i can't believe they could've been 3-0 in the series now they're getting absolutely kained!!! it's not fair....especially wen u get the pom supporters paying ya out lol
DeL
we got 3 poms at work... and dont the just let us know about it ....
Decepticon
NEVER BEEN SO PUMPED UP ABOUT A TEST MATCH AS I AM NOW. IVE EVEN GOT CAPS LOCK ON!!!

COMN AUSSIE COMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIP THROUGH 'EM TAITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Decepticon
this sucks....

finally australia are forced to play some decent cricket and are absolutely killing em and most likely rain is gonna stop a result sad.gif

why couldnt they have played this well the other 4 tests. complacency is my bet.

Madaz_Chick
Cricket makes me fall asleep...

Oh dear....
DeL
/me sits beside madaz_chick and randomly fires up his periphial ported ring tone to keep her excited!!!