Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk:

E'n23 May 2005, 11:34am

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

This was just emailed to me thought some may relate to it and have a laugh

happyb23 May 2005, 3:42pm

i think its hard just to talk when im drunk
i try to walk up to a girl and say: hi you look lovley tonight, but it allways comes out like this : hi would you like a f..k

NokturnL23 May 2005, 3:51pm

something I can never say is, "i'm Drunk" I try to and it always comes out as "i'm not quite there yet, maybe after a few"

Decepticon23 May 2005, 3:53pm

so your one of those "im just a bit tipsy" guys are ya?

E'n23 May 2005, 11:06pm

QUOTE(happyb @ May 23 2005, 04:42 PM)

i think its hard just to talk when im drunk
i try to walk up to a girl and say: hi you look lovley tonight, but it allways comes out like this : hi would you like a f..k

Then the pause before the slap

fo_sho_man24 May 2005, 12:56am

QUOTE(E'n @ May 23 2005, 11:34 AM)

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

This was just emailed to me thought some may relate to it and have a laugh

to the last lot, I would add:

6. No, I can't dance, don't want to embarrase myself. (sounds like me

)

E'n24 May 2005, 2:08am

Dance when your drunk it's fun and can be messy

NokturnL24 May 2005, 3:12pm

QUOTE(Decepticon @ May 23 2005, 04:53 PM)

so your one of those "im just a bit tipsy" guys are ya?

That would be me! only 90% of the time the person I'm talkin to can't tell, I cary myself well as a drunk..

kandii24 May 2005, 3:20pm

I had quite a bit of trouble saying lots of words last night when giving my statement to the cops. Damn you red wine! Damn you!!!

Danni24 May 2005, 3:29pm

I know I'm drunk when I have to lean against the wall to pull my pants up after going to the bathroom. If I don't do that I'd probably fall in...

kandii24 May 2005, 4:01pm

QUOTE(Danni @ May 24 2005, 03:29 PM)

I know I'm drunk when I have to lean against the wall to pull my pants up after going to the bathroom. If I don't do that I'd probably fall in...

Thank God I'm not the only one who has to do that

~Em~r24 May 2005, 4:20pm

I had quite a bit of trouble saying lots of words last night when giving my statement to the cops. Damn you red wine! Damn you!!!

~Em~r24 May 2005, 5:01pm

QUOTE(Danni @ May 24 2005, 03:29 PM)

I know I'm drunk when I have to lean against the wall to pull my pants up after going to the bathroom. If I don't do that I'd probably fall in...

Thank God I'm not the only one who has to do that

buph24 May 2005, 9:30pm

QUOTE(E'n @ May 23 2005, 11:34 AM)

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Hahaa I can so relate

PaulHamon24 May 2005, 11:45pm

sorry

buph24 May 2005, 11:54pm

QUOTE(PaulHamon @ May 24 2005, 11:45 PM)

sorry

For what?

fo_sho_man25 May 2005, 12:23am

he is drunk.. the only time a guy can say sorry

another thing no one can say when they are drunk: no, I don't like VB..

buph25 May 2005, 12:32am

Nice One Bruv!!

Davin25 May 2005, 12:34am

ewwww VB just isn't right

PaulHamonr25 May 2005, 12:45am

sorry

fo_sho_man25 May 2005, 1:16am

QUOTE(Davin @ May 25 2005, 12:34 AM)

ewwww VB just isn't right

exactly.. point made

TCB25 May 2005, 1:20am

i tasted VB once when there wasnt much to drink in the parents house. took 1 sip! spat it out and poored it down the drain. then went and got myself a glass of water.

rather forget that horrible experience.

khj25 May 2005, 1:34pm

QUOTE(E'n @ May 23 2005, 11:34 AM)

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

This was just emailed to me thought some may relate to it and have a laugh

What about 'temporary'? I can't even say that sober!

fo_sho_man26 May 2005, 12:41am

QUOTE(khj @ May 25 2005, 01:34 PM)

What about 'temporary'? I can't even say that sober!

yup, sober or drunk it can't be said properly, but prob would sound correct when your drunk, or maybe the other person thinks your telling them some weird joke or something...

* note: I am aware that this post made no sense *end note* *

E'n26 May 2005, 3:35am

VB is the most revolting beer i've ever drunk and i would be quiethappy to never ever try it again.....
I find it hard to say *thief* any time... I get shit for it every thime i say it to a certin person..

missvixen10 Aug 2005, 7:14pm

QUOTE(Danni @ May 24 2005, 03:29 PM)

I know I'm drunk when I have to lean against the wall to pull my pants up after going to the bathroom. If I don't do that I'd probably fall in...

lmao, this is so me

sally10 Aug 2005, 10:59pm

i find it hard to say to my friends things along the lines of "no no its ok i can pay for my own drink" when im drunk

Harley11 Aug 2005, 8:19am

I must be the only one here that actually likes VB. Thats fine by me as there is more for me! Aint that bad just open your gob and down the hatch. Thats a good thing i have mates over i buy VB then the pleabs dont drink it hahahahahaha

Harley

missvixen16 Aug 2005, 4:18pm

went out on the wkend and i found it hard to say anything.... i reckon im verbally dislexic (lol i even said this to someone and couldnt pronounce dislexic

i just stuttered everything and mixed my words and letters up lol)

spiltek16 Aug 2005, 4:21pm

same missvixen. Ive given up tryin to speak when Im drunk....good thing is I can still dance though.... I think

missvixen16 Aug 2005, 4:33pm

i think as long as eveyone is on the same level it is not so hard......2+2=1.25 lol
but wen ur around sobers, shit i hate it wen u talk to them and there like 'shut up u make no sence u drunk'

i hate it wen ppl tell u ur drunk (like its a bad thing).......um sorry that was the aim!....got a problem with that?
dont talk to me at a party if u want a serios convo

This post has been edited by missvixen: Aug 16 2005, 04:33 PM

buzzn17 Aug 2005, 1:00am

i hate it even more when ppl who are drunk and their night's purpose was to get drunk, then deny that they are drunk when they are told so!

missvixen18 Aug 2005, 10:24pm

lol yea i hate that too

ok i thought of another one...

feminine

cant say it drunk or sober...comes out
feminem femnem fenimen fenimine

hardest word ever lol

smp97118 Aug 2005, 10:31pm

trying saying 'phenomenon' or 'phenomenal' when drunk...hell, I have trouble with that sober!!!!

buzzn18 Aug 2005, 10:33pm

hmm, now i really wanna hear that old rnb song "something like a phenomenon.. something like a phenomenon.." in a club one nite! just to try and get every1 to try singing along to it!

smp97118 Aug 2005, 10:36pm

what a mess that would be...a mess of saliva I'm thinkin ha ha ha
go LL cool J

This post has been edited by smp971: Aug 18 2005, 10:37 PM

Ravvy18 Aug 2005, 11:22pm

i find i dont so much pronounce words wrong... its more like i cant put straight sentences together....

ok one of my friends she has the same problem... she once told her now fiance to 'Take me Drunk Im Home'... seriously... and it was too funny i lost my balance and head butted a table.. but thats another story...

ive said 'Im not as think as you drunk i am' apparantly... but hey, why not play it up!

*smp*r18 Aug 2005, 11:31pm

trying saying 'phenomenon' or 'phenomenal' when drunk...hell, I have trouble with that sober!!!!

*smp*r18 Aug 2005, 11:36pm

what a mess that would be...a mess of saliva I'm thinkin ha ha ha
go LL cool J

=MS=2 Sep 2005, 7:23pm

trying to say:

noooooo i'm not drunk -!!!

mich2 Sep 2005, 7:53pm

no really.. i've had enough...

buzzn2 Sep 2005, 7:58pm

(at the end of the night...)

nah, not keen for Macca's..

=MS=2 Sep 2005, 7:58pm

QUOTE(mich @ Sep 2 2005, 07:53 PM)

no really.. i've had enough...

oh yeah lol

also no I don't want another . . . . .

mich2 Sep 2005, 8:02pm

of course I'm ok to get home... (so what if i can't remember where i live)

smp9712 Sep 2005, 9:06pm

for me EVERYTHING is hard to say when I'm drunk.....for Mich (a seasoned drinker if ever I saw one) NOTHING is too hard for her....drinking competition anyone...Mich is on my team

jase312 Sep 2005, 9:12pm

SORRY!

smp9712 Sep 2005, 9:16pm

ha ha ha....so true, so true....

'NO' is another

*smp*r2 Sep 2005, 10:06pm

for me EVERYTHING is hard to say when I'm drunk.....for Mich (a seasoned drinker if ever I saw one) NOTHING is too hard for her....drinking competition anyone...Mich is on my team

jase31r2 Sep 2005, 10:12pm

SORRY!

*smp*r2 Sep 2005, 10:16pm

ha ha ha....so true, so true....

'NO' is another

mich5 Sep 2005, 8:40am

QUOTE(smp971 @ Sep 2 2005, 09:06 PM)

for me EVERYTHING is hard to say when I'm drunk.....for Mich (a seasoned drinker if ever I saw one) NOTHING is too hard for her....drinking competition anyone...Mich is on my team

LOL... I'm in for it... drink the other team and mine under the table!!!

maybe then my standing wish to vomit from drinking for the first time ever will actually be granted!

Monica5 Sep 2005, 4:40pm

last time i got drunk i had four cruisers (stupid lollie water), and a beer in tha first hour @ my friends bday party & i kept trying 2 tell her mum i wasnt drunk coz i thawt i wasnt....
i culd go on but im gona stop ther.

Anyway... i talk REALLY slow wen drunk so i pronounce things beta than wen im sober (generally), ....& i always seem 2 think things r clearer & it annoying 4 me (& my frends) coz i just wana hav as much fun as i can, but i get real boring!

oh & i always feel like steak afterwards!

mel5 Sep 2005, 4:53pm

i agree, most things are hard to say

missvixen5 Sep 2005, 5:09pm

i drunk 3 shots of something (i forget)
4 beers at the pub
and 2/3 bottle bacardi on friday night

and i went on a serch in my room to find a cd that i had burnt for a friend,mind u this was 3 0r 4 am....and appartently a few of my friends were talking to me and i was answering , but um yea they said i was not talking back in words they could understand....bit more like a slur with some cheeky comments thrown in haha

but i felt really good the next day, and that was a big suprise haha

Monica5 Sep 2005, 5:18pm

not bad!

wat pub was that at?

missvixen5 Sep 2005, 5:21pm

bridgy.....in the hills
its a nice pub, good set up. spacious, 3 pool tables, bar etc.
its becoming my 2nd home

Monica5 Sep 2005, 5:23pm

bit off tha topic... i wana learn how 2 play pool!

dream*catcherr5 Sep 2005, 5:40pm

last time i got drunk i had four cruisers (stupid lollie water), and a beer in tha first hour @ my friends bday party & i kept trying 2 tell her mum i wasnt drunk coz i thawt i wasnt....
i culd go on but im gona stop ther.

Anyway... i talk REALLY slow wen drunk so i pronounce things beta than wen im sober (generally), ....& i always seem 2 think things r clearer & it annoying 4 me (& my frends) coz i just wana hav as much fun as i can, but i get real boring!

oh & i always feel like steak afterwards!

missvixen5 Sep 2005, 5:51pm

lol yea i suck at it haha but i love playing it.........but i give u advice....pool is real easy to play wen drunk

Monica5 Sep 2005, 5:57pm

Lol! kewl

i can play texas hold 'em (poker)... was playin it tha otha nite (noy with money) and gained $2500... lost $1000 of that on last round!
.... mite hav 2 start new topic on things 2 do wen drunk or sumptin!

DeL5 Sep 2005, 6:14pm

one of the hardest things would be " no i dont need that doubel garlic Yiros" at 3am...

dream*catcherr5 Sep 2005, 6:18pm

not bad!

wat pub was that at?

dream*catcherr5 Sep 2005, 6:23pm

bit off tha topic... i wana learn how 2 play pool!

Madaz_Chick9 Sep 2005, 7:28pm

red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather.

Madaz_Chick9 Sep 2005, 7:30pm

PS. DelusionL is a post whore!!

buph10 Sep 2005, 12:44am

QUOTE(missvixen @ Sep 5 2005, 05:51 PM)

lol yea i suck at it haha but i love playing it.........but i give u advice....pool is real easy to play wen drunk

Are you sure you were playing

DeL10 Sep 2005, 6:51am

hey i can say that drunk or sober madaz_Chick

i hvant hit 50 posts a day in a while.. might have to put in an effort again soon

asianfunkphenomena9 Aug 2006, 2:41am

"I love you" to a complete stranger

crIs P9 Aug 2006, 8:40am

thats not difficult at all

overdose9 Aug 2006, 9:10am

QUOTE(asianfunkphenomena @ Aug 9 2006, 02:41 AM)

"I love you" to a complete stranger

QUOTE(crIs P @ Aug 9 2006, 08:40 AM)

thats not difficult at all

I hope you mean it when you tell me every morning Cris!

kandii9 Aug 2006, 9:30am

QUOTE(asianfunkphenomena @ Aug 9 2006, 02:41 AM)

"I love you" to a complete stranger

thats not hard at all

QUOTE(crIs P @ Aug 9 2006, 08:40 AM)

thats not difficult at all

err, yeah what he said

asianfunkphenomena11 Aug 2006, 5:29am

supercalafragelisticksexpealledocious....

courtz_bvcru8711 Aug 2006, 9:39am

Bah thats easy to say

I just find it hard to construct a proper sentence, and I always start telling a story then getting distracted halfway through and start telling a complete different story, therefore confusing whoever I was speaking to

scattered11 Aug 2006, 12:10pm

No, I will not sleep with you..!

This post has been edited by scattered: Aug 11 2006, 12:11 PM

KandiRaver11 Aug 2006, 12:26pm

gold... good one!

Maori_Messiah11 Aug 2006, 2:27pm

QUOTE(courtz_bvcru87 @ Aug 11 2006, 10:39 AM)

Bah thats easy to say

I just find it hard to construct a proper sentence, and I always start telling a story then getting distracted halfway through and start telling a complete different story, therefore confusing whoever I was speaking to

agreed

but i get that when i have a major headache that feels like hiroshima and nagisaki in my head 40 times

hard to say um
I have work in the morning
I hate you to sum1 you love lol
I want to eat your babies to your mum
How do you feel about me sleeping with your daughter
I slept with carman and her sister

ravrchik8415 Aug 2006, 1:30pm

squirrel.... such a weird word, had some fun trying to work out who came up with it a few weeks ago at a messy recovery

LadyK15 Aug 2006, 1:44pm

'no mum, i think five bottles of champagne is enough'

now that was messy

ike_vinyl15 Aug 2006, 1:46pm

it's hard to say: i don't know how my car ended upside down officer...i found it this way...

overdose15 Aug 2006, 1:49pm

"Where are my jocks"... not like I've ever said it before

kandii15 Aug 2006, 2:47pm

QUOTE(courtz_bvcru87 @ Aug 11 2006, 09:39 AM)

Bah thats easy to say

I just find it hard to construct a proper sentence, and I always start telling a story then getting distracted halfway through and start telling a complete different story, therefore confusing whoever I was speaking to

either that or you just got so utterly distracted with your art on the floor

QUOTE(scattered @ Aug 11 2006, 12:10 PM)

No, I will not sleep with you..!

bwahhahaha

QUOTE(overdose @ Aug 15 2006, 01:49 PM)

"Where are my jocks"... not like I've ever said it before

thats not hard to say.... hehe

crIs P15 Aug 2006, 3:09pm

i find it difficult to say anything whilst drunk....

usually the only thing that comes out is...

"what!!?? okay!!"

Night Raver16 Aug 2006, 2:14pm

QUOTE(E'n @ May 23 2005, 12:34 PM)

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

This was just emailed to me thought some may relate to it and have a laugh

HARD TO SAY - I DONT WANT ANOTHER DRINK

BOOSTING22 Aug 2006, 12:47pm

Whats hard to say when drunk.....NO

the amount of times i've agreed to crazy idea's/ schemes damn alcohol lmao

overdose22 Aug 2006, 1:22pm

I sent PaulHamon a nice loving txt when I was drunk at HQ saturday night, haha bet he loved it too!

absent1c. 23 Aug 2006, 5:14pm

dont know if its been said. as im lazy but....

no thanks i dont want a yiros....

philbertc. 23 Aug 2006, 8:21pm

antidisestablishmentarianism, even after one beer it's hard to say

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ant...ishmentarianism

ike_vinylc. 23 Aug 2006, 8:23pm

heh...that's the longest word in the english language...tho apparently there's the name of a welsh town that's meant to be 24 syllables long...try saying that after you've had a few