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Worst Movie Ever?

Started by Sang · 22 Sep 2007 · 47 posts survive (47 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback

Sangr
We've all heard of how good a movie is but there must have been times when you saw a really crappy movie. So come and tell your fellow Anthemite what crappy movie we should all avoid.

Without a doubt Street Fighter The Movie.

Being young and naive way back when the whole Street Fighter II videogame phenomenon blew up, my mates and I believed in all the hype that the movie was generating. Upon being one of the first few people to actually line-up to see the movie, lets just say that I was left a little more than disappointed. The cheesy acting. The really bad characters. Come on... they had Jean Claude Van Damme as Guile, Kylie Minogue as Cammy and worst. The accents were crap. Aaargh...now that I think about it. I could've spent all that movie and popcorn money on a few more rounds of Street Fighter II: Hyper Fighting Edition.

I have one word to say...HADOKEN!!!
Gabtronr
ROFL... I own that movie. We watched it an after party at my house and I can honestly tell you I don't remember a single moment of it which goes to show how awesome it is.

I thought the worst movie of all time was Tremors?

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Elektro Kittenr
Repo Man.. OMG.. you have to see it to beleive it laugh.gif
march Er
contact.. all build up... no alien.. sooo pissed
KittiChikr
Starship Troopers 2

Down with love

House of 1000 corpses

and this is just a few I can think of... I love my horror movies but see some pretty awful B-F grade ones laugh.gif
overdoser
Anything with Steven Segal
Ike Vinylr
The Pacifier...have not yet seen it, so possibly cannot judge empirically...but a Kindergarten Cop rip-off with Vin Diesel? why would anyone, for the love of christ, rip off that movie?
BOOSTINGr
The absolute worst movie ever produced to me would have to be one starring Madona called EVITA. i went with my partner at the time, this night i let her have free reign to choose what ever she liked and i'd go see it too. BIG MISTAKE this is the one and only time i have ever fallen aspeep due to pure bordom HAHAHAH all i remember about it is that song "don't cry for me argentina". The onlything i remember is ever time i woke up she was singing that same fkn song..... to this day i have no idea what the movie was about of what hapened at all. All i know now is there are 2 hours of my life i'll never get back..... laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
KittiChikr
QUOTE(Ike Vinyl @ Sep 23 2007, 03:16 AM)
The Pacifier...have not yet seen it, so possibly cannot judge empirically...but a Kindergarten Cop rip-off with Vin Diesel? why would anyone, for the love of christ, rip off that movie?
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I thought that movie was really good hey... give it a shot tongue.gif

{Bunny}r
Wolf Creek - That lame I fell asleep in the cinemas. Scary my a$$.

The Village - The story was good, what they were trying to get accross and prove. But the way they put it together was shocking. Was utterly boring.
Aeonr
Ali - the story of mohamed ali with will smith as ali
the story just dragged and there was only like one fight worth watching in the entire movie
spacecadetr
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Obviously you havent seen Revenge of the Killer tomatoes then have you !!!
{Bunny}r
laugh.gif I've seen that movie
KandiRaverr
QUOTE(Sang @ Sep 22 2007, 08:34 PM)
We've all heard of how good a movie is but there must have been times when you saw a really crappy movie. So come and tell your fellow Anthemite what crappy movie we should all avoid.

Without a doubt Street Fighter The Movie.
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Oi!! that' movie rocks! one of my alltime fave "bad 80's movies" it can only really be bad if you expect something fantastic from it and it doesn't deliver.. no one expected anything brilliant to come out of Street Fighter!


Bad movie... anything with Will Farrel in it!!
Konstantiner
QUOTE(Sang @ Sep 22 2007, 08:34 PM)
Without a doubt Street Fighter The Movie. HADOKEN!!!
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"I'm going up the ruiver to kick bisons azz!"

QUOTE(KandiRaver @ Sep 24 2007, 01:07 PM)
Oi!!
Bad movie... anything with Will Farrel in it!!
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Amen to that. I cant stand him. Ive seen better acting from downie. Pardon the comparison.
Turbulencer
Waterworld FTW
KandiRaverr
^^ Good call!

There was this movie me and my sister watched.. sat through the whole thing waiting for it to get better but it never did.. damn can't remember the name of it... i'll get back to you on that.

Others are:
Wes Craven's "Dont Look Down"
Wes Craven's "The Gathering"
Sangr
Children of the corn was pooeysticks. I didnt like it and the concept was horrid. I dont know how it spawned so many sequels though
TCBr
QUOTE(Konstantine @ Sep 24 2007, 02:09 PM)
"I'm going up the ruiver to kick bisons azz!"
Amen to that. I cant stand him. Ive seen better acting from downie. Pardon the comparison.
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yeah but people don't rate Will Farrell on his acting lol!!! hes a comedian!! and i find him fu.cking hilarious. but some people just don't like his style of humor.
Gabtronr
He's definitely not my kind of funny. Lately I've been preferring British comedy over American.

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Bexterr
Barnyard.. King Kong (the new one.. didn't get into it).. Muriels Wedding..
Sangr
QUOTE(Bexter @ Oct 22 2007, 08:09 PM)
Barnyard.. King Kong (the new one.. didn't get into it).. Muriels Wedding..
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I thought all three movies were quite good.

The worst one I saw was a really old one "I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE". It wasn't worst as in story or anything but just really graphic. The scenes in it were really disturbing. I literally shuddered whilst watching it
Gabtronr
I loved Muriel's Wedding!!!

The problem with Barnyard was that it taught children to believe that all cows have udders, including the male ones, but everyone knows that male cows do not have udders. I was so angry when I saw this movie.

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Bexterr
QUOTE(Gabtron @ Oct 23 2007, 12:01 AM)
I loved Muriel's Wedding!!!

The problem with Barnyard was that it taught children to believe that all cows have udders, including the male ones, but everyone knows that male cows do not have udders. I was so angry when I saw this movie.

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I hated barnyard for that exact reason... and with Muriels Wedding I always have an ABBA song stuck in my head for the next 2 weeks... like now "you can dance.. you can DAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE having the time of your life.. wooooooooooooooooooo!"
Sangr
QUOTE(Gabtron @ Oct 23 2007, 12:01 AM)
The problem with Barnyard was that it taught children to believe that all cows have udders, including the male ones, but everyone knows that male cows do not have udders. I was so angry when I saw this movie.
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Hmmm...what's an udder?? unsure.gif
overdoser
Sang you aren't serious are you? If so... it's where the milk comes from...
Sangr
QUOTE(overdose @ Oct 23 2007, 09:44 PM)
Sang you aren't serious are you? If so... it's where the milk comes from...
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Yup...I thought it was called a milk sack ph34r.gif
Gabtronr
It's ok, we won't hold it against you... much...

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Unbalancedr
WORST MOVIE EVER!

Pink Flamingos
KandiRaverr
QUOTE(Unbalanced @ Oct 24 2007, 09:21 AM)
WORST MOVIE EVER!

Pink Flamingos
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Never even heard of it! huh.gif
NokturnLr
Worst movie i've ever seen, "EPIC MOVIE" was the biggest waste of 2 hours of my life! not to mention the $20 spent...
cashewr
WOLF CREEK... boring!!

would rather watch paint dry!! huh.gif
{Bunny}r
QUOTE(cashew @ Oct 24 2007, 04:05 PM)
WOLF CREEK... boring!!

would rather watch paint dry!! huh.gif
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Agreed. I fell asleep during this movie it was that bad laugh.gif
Gabtronr
We almost walked out of Wolf Creek but I was determined to get my money's worth tongue.gif I actually didn't mind it.

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KandiRaverr
I thought Wolf Creek was supposed to be hell scary? I haven't seen it coz i hate scary movies.. but the way everyone's talking about it.. seems like i shouldn't have a problem watching it!?!
Gabtronr
There's only scene in Wolf Creek that I couldn't deal with and I hid from most of Saw 4 so it's really not that bad.

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skitzkittyr
Nacho Libre - stupidest film ever!! And I didn't get Napolean Dynamite either - a few minor giggles in it, but I really couldn't see what all the fuss was about.... unsure.gif
455Pontiacr
QUOTE(skitzkitty @ Nov 2 2007, 10:26 AM)
Nacho Libre - stupidest film ever!! And I didn't get Napolean Dynamite either - a few minor giggles in it, but I really couldn't see what all the fuss was about.... unsure.gif
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ditto for both!
KandiRaverr
ohmy.gif No way.. i loved Napolean Dynamite! it was so funny and just weird. but everyone has a different sense of humour!
Gabtronr
If I see one more VOTE FOR PEDRO t-shirt I'm going to start stabbing randoms.

Meanwhile, I liked the movie, I just tend to dislike all the merchandising crap that comes out of good movies.

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KandiRaverr
QUOTE(Gabtron @ Nov 2 2007, 02:39 PM)
If I see one more VOTE FOR PEDRO t-shirt I'm going to start stabbing randoms.

Meanwhile, I liked the movie, I just tend to dislike all the merchandising crap that comes out of good movies.

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Ok i'll give you that! those T-shirts annoy the crap out of me too!
455Pontiacr
QUOTE(Gabtron @ Nov 2 2007, 02:39 PM)
If I see one more VOTE FOR PEDRO t-shirt I'm going to start stabbing randoms.

Meanwhile, I liked the movie, I just tend to dislike all the merchandising crap that comes out of good movies.

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RIGHT ON SISTA! one more t-shirt like that and I go US Postal!!! laugh.gif

generally most merchandising from good movies make me sick!
overdoser
QUOTE(455Pontiac @ Nov 2 2007, 04:32 PM)
RIGHT ON SISTA! one more t-shirt like that and I go US Postal!!!  laugh.gif

generally most merchandising from good movies make me sick!
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455Pontiacr
QUOTE(overdose @ Nov 2 2007, 08:53 PM)
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ur a funny man Rob! shiftyeyes_anim.gif laugh.gif
Sangr
I saw a bit of Kevin and Perry Go Large. Absolute shithouse movie. Makes me wonder why my brother even bothered to download it shiftyeyes_anim.gif
KandiRaverr
Your much better off watching Kevin & Perry's Guide to being a Teenager! that's hilarious! But yeah.. they sold out when they made that movie.
skitzkittyr
QUOTE(Sang @ Dec 22 2007, 05:05 AM)
I saw a bit of Kevin and Perry Go Large. Absolute shithouse movie. Makes me wonder why my brother even bothered to download it shiftyeyes_anim.gif
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Oh my God - are you guys serious?????? Have you ever been to Ibiza????? That movie is totally spot on!!! Guess it's one of those "had to be there" kinda moments..... unsure.gif

Watched Super Bad the other night - completely lived up to it's title!!