....and Now For Something Completely Different

this thread is for the 'different' stuff you might find on the internet...

got something stupid or 'WTF' to show everyone? post it here...

http://www.shanghaiist.com/archives/2007/0...t_bags_come.php

monty python

and now for something completely different is the title and first line of one of my fave funkoars tunes... next line being "Hey F.uck u!"

Thought this thread had something to do with rocky and bullwinkle!

that would be "and now for something we hope you'll really like" - coming from the person that has the entire box set on DVD ... and still watches them.

omg i LOVE rocky and bullwinkle!!

but anyway yeah wheres the weird shit??!?!?!?!

and yes it is a monty python quote HAHAHA!!...

frakin feaks they are, love that shite...

this isnt really funny but it very different...

http://weekly.com.ua/?art=1143586217

nice one , there is no way I believe that, very interesting

that's so unneccesary

???

why is it unnecessary?

eating?

Sun eater... yes... Theyre real... Problem is, its also always diagnosed as a severe bout of "shit talker".

haha!! yeah youre right.

remember when the earth was flat? and Star Wars laser beams were science fiction?

ah those were the days... the days of the closed mind

Zombies are real:

http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/moments/s1260445.htm

and also

(ended up being a fake story, but very cool!)
http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume02/031/628.htm

wow thats cool.

always knew datura was bad shite, but didnt know it could do that

lololololol


There is poeple in my bathroom having a shower and shit....

Um.... YEAH!!!!

I'll come back when you return to Earth!!! lolololol

Lizards do not have a nose. They have a substence in their face that ables them to smell

just because you dont believe it doesnt mean its not real...

like i said earlier, the earth was flat once, remember? and everybody believed it. except for the guy who proved them wrong.

does that mean that you should now be burnt at the stake or ostracised for believing its round?

how many people do you think laughed at the Wright Brothers when they tried to fly? i bet it was a lot. so who was the fool? the Wright Brothers, or the people laughing at them?

if my heads in the clouds then youre head must be up your arse, where its dark


so what are the holes in the end of the snout for?

Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car?

Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"

My girlfriend tried to live soley on the suns ray and water for a little bit - I think its stupid.
She lasted 4 days before getting severe headaches, blurred vision, physical weakness, mood swings, sleepiness etc.

Not a great idea i dont think.

And the reason she tried was due to some monk guy called "Baba-Ji" or osmething who apparently is now 170 years old or something and hasnt eaten for over 100 years or some crazy nonsense.

... Apparently.

Photosynthesis is not possible by a human being. Scientists have been researching and experimenting with this for decades, in an attempt to wipe out famine.

GOOD POINT ,WHY ARE THE ETHIOPIANS STARVING?

these guys just dont decide not to eat anymore straight away. they work themselves into it, little by little...

they start out by doing it for 10 secs each day and then 10 more seconds each day, and its not until they get to a period of about 45 mins do they not feel the need for food anymore. it takes about 9 months to do this apparently.

i think its pretty stupid to think that ones body could handle a sudden change like that too...

ANY sudden change like that to ones physiology would f*ck anybody up, standard issue information really. common sense.

i believe these guy are for real. theres a crap load of information out there on it and thousands of people doing it too.

its not about photosynthesis. obviously we dont have leaves nshit to photosynthesise the suns rays. its about energy. food in its purest most basic form is energy.

can you see the air? who do you know its real then? because scientists have told us so. scienetists have also proven that these guys live on nothing but liquid and the suns energy. theres documentaries on the subject.

water = energy
oxygen = energy
food = energy
light = energy

WE are energy, everything is energy. if you crack an atom in half what happens? BANG!! and it doesnt matter what type of atom it is. inside every one of them is energy.

its all the same stuff, just in different form. the human body is an amazing piece of equipment and will do just about anything that your mind will BELIEVE that it will do.

the 4 minute mile was IMPOSSIBLE too once. now because peoples beliefs have been changed (by the one man that broke that record) everybodies breaking that record. a child could do it...

if someone told you 30 years ago that you could cook some food in a little box with nothing but waves of energy (that you cant see) in minutes, would you have believed them? (im talking about a microwave here in case you didnt pick up on it)

probably not.

im not trying to change anybodies beliefs but i dont appreciate it when others tell me mine are stupid.

That's insane .. I'm going to try that shit

Also, I agree with what Chris has said RE: the argument about humans surviving on the bare basics of energy. Nothing more to add - he covered it all perfectly in my opinion

Id love to see a comprehensive doco on that sun eating stuff

I just dont understand why we as humans have not naturally evolved to eat sun if it were possible??

because we as Westerners are closed minded and in fear of 'the unknown', due to the rule of fearful governments and religions (ie: christianity)...

Eastern cultures have been practising this stuff for thousands of years.

give it 30 years or so and i bet your next door nieghbours will be doing it too.

im on the hunt for a doco and when i find it i'll get you a copy

This is intrigueing... I'd love to see the doco on it!! Although I do love my food, so giving it up wouldn't be much fun

ALthough i'm not about to give up my food i think that there would be some truth in it. Think about it, the ethiopians don't eat much, but there are still millions of them - they must get energy from somewhere yeah? People in prisons often die due to malnutrition and lack of sunlight. I know heaps of ethiopians die (with so many due to nasty disease), but its something to consider.

And just think about it, who doesn't feel better after a short time in the sun everyday? i know i do

yeah, the food parcels that fall from the sky all the time!!

and they dont practice contraception, so the women have at least 10 kids by the age of 30. that's why there's so many.

That's because of Vitamin D.

Sun has already been proven to stimulate the release of endorphins and make you feel happier, or at the very least make you feel not as depressed (if one was subject to depression).

Get at least 15 minutes a day

PS: Sun also helps us grow stronger bones and teeth!

Also; try to think of places like Norway, Russia, etc etc .. when there are long periods of twilight (perhaps 2 hours of daylight during the 24 hour day period, or no sunlight at all) suicide rates are at their absolute peak.

No sun being the factor most commonly correlated (in these countries) with an increase in depression and suicide.

THATS SO COOL




i believe light can give you so much energy, but ii dong think it can be your food source.

if you eat good food you become healthy and get sick less. if you eat bad food you get the opposite right? so what happens when you eat the sun? is it healthy? maybe it give you a source of vitamin B... but what about other needed vitamins??


i cant wait for this to take off in Hollywood!
(now that i say that, i did read about the new craze 'Water Diet', perhaps it is similar)


im not about the join in... i enjoy my food WAAAAY too much!!

I can understand where the idea of the sun giving you energy. I beleive in that, but if you stop eating or what not how would you obtain all the goodness that food gives you? Surely you cant get your source of iron, vitamins and what ever else you need from the sun to stay healthy? Sure you will obtain energy from the sun but what good is it iff your ill because your body hasnt received the rite shit to build your imune system or make your bones stronger or keep you blood rite. But if it works for these guys good luck to them i say!!

I get all the energy from a bottle or 6 of Coopers

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

WTF???

http://blog.scifi.com/tech/archives/2006/0...ard_handba.html


errrr ok

office arm could kick keyboard bags arse....

Agreed, and it's a wicked co-accessory to the KITCHENLEG.

You'd be ready to handle any situation with that sort of combination.

SOme strange Auctions on e-bay!

Post it Auction!

Someones Ding Dong...

There's so many more wierd people posting shit on e-bay... can make a night of it! lol

breast breast breast, i tried selling that stuff on ebay too, no market for it

Something abit weird and out there

http://www.apocalypsecartoons.com/cartoons/cartoonpage.html