Confessional

Relieve your soul...(spill the beans)...salvation is at your finger tips...

What deep dark or juicy secret have you got?

Ever given anyone chocolate cake with laxative in it? Taken the batteries off every remote control at your boyfriend's house? Taken the air off anyone's tyres??

Confess your sins, forgiveness guaranteed!

Uh oh.. no good will come of this!

Hmm, when I was 17 I stole my best friend's boyfriend. It ruined our friendship and after a few months he broke up with her for me, we later got engaged and stuff and I ended up breaking up with him after 2 years because he began cheating on me with my new best friend. Turns out once a cheater-always a cheater is true.

I confess that this thread is already on RaveAdelaide.com.au and blows No just kidding...It's a good idea, as long as people tell real confessions and not just stupid stuff...

So my confession #1: I had a sexual relationship with one of the teachers at my highschool

I never go to RA.

The Liar Liar thread is beginning to look like a confessional so I thought we needed this...

SO NO LIES HERE AND NO CONFESSIONS IN THE LIAR THREAD!

I confess that everything i posted on the liar thread was a lie.

I confess i..... I have nothing to confess...

See? It's starting already People not posting REAL confessions

You people are all boring!!

I got caught at work when I worked in a supermarket having some fun in the fruit and veg fridge entry with a "good friend" by my mother who also worked there at the time

I knew those cucumbers came in good use...

It wasnt IN THE FRIDGE Rob, it was by the fridge door behind pallets....

I confess to all of my sins, past present and future, and I regret none of them....but I also confess I'm too smart to confess to them on an internet forum ha ha ha

I once stole some Jaffas from Target


How many hail mary's is that?

I stole a tricycle as a kid...Walked into Target and rode out on it...

hmm...
I have let the air out of many a tyre... funny prank
I have stuck many a potato up many an exhaust pipe...
I have thrown many a pinecone (aswell as eggs) at driving cars...
I have sabotaged many a fuse box...

That's all i can think of right now.

i have given someone, who pretends they are drunk all the time, some blue poptop with lemonade haha they thought it had alcohol in it... hehe

THIS IS CASHEW... damn nathan for not signing out

This post has been edited by Censor: Mar 14 2007, 05:35 PM

rofl yeah i tried to give a girl some fake wine to see if she would act drunk... but she didnt and she knew my plan damn smart cadbury


i dont really have any confessions really... i think evil thoughts but never really act on them.

i think if dav annoyed me enough i would take all his cupboard doors and hide them but i already told him that

back to the drawing board.... ill let you know when i remember something

ummm, where do i start??
a few car badges
a few different street signs which now a fello anthemits now have
a flashing orange light which we couldnt turn off
a few last name street names
a sandwich "A" frame stand
a few golf tee flags from a local golf course

and i think that was just in one nite

Someone owed me a fair bit of money so I sent them a bogus "Intention to sue" letter and I got my money back..

I confess to having absolutely no fkn idea what is going on!!

Bunny Confession #2: I find Kiwi accents absolutely HOT Never liked my exes sister, but would listen to her talk for hours

My real name isn't overdose

My real name is Rebecca.

i enjoy jam on weetbix

its good!

Jordan likes nutella on weetbix, and I like vegemite on weetbix!

I like buttered weetbix with hundreds and thousands

But that's not really a confession...

I like Bacon and Maple Syrup!!! mmmm try it, it's actually quite good!

oh cool... i thought poeple would think i was weird... i guess its not a confession then if your all just as strange :teeheeL ... i might have to try some of those weetbix ideas *licks lips* YUM



i confess that i did somethign really bad, lied to my mum about it.... then she lost all her friends so she moved to sydney.... she is back now but she still doesnt know the truth


heh oops

I confess I stole my best friends favourite Polly Pocket when I was younger

And I still got it ... sucker!!

when i was younger i stole a box of caps ( for a cap gun) from a newsagent. I never actually wanted them it was just the thrill of stealing haha. I got near the exit of the shopping centre when the news agent asked me to go back to the shop. I followed him back shitting my self the whole time still with caps in my pocket. On the way through the shop i threw them in a rack of books so when he asked me to empty my pockets i had nothing haha. He knew i had them and couldn't work out how i did it but he said sorry anyway and said i'm welcome to come back .......I HAVE NEVER BEEN BACK and never will hahahahaha. Even freaks me out now i walk past it.

i once accidentally got an 8 year old smashed out of his brains. We were at a christmas party with a fishing club my family used to go to years ago. He looked at a drink which was one of those massive like, 700ml glasses and asked me if it was coke, so i said 'yeah i guess so' and BAM the kid downs the whole lot. I found out his mother is one of those mums who only lets the kid drink coke on special occasions.

Anyways, i looked at the cup and i noticed it had that 'frothy' look around the outside so i smelt it and sure enough it was bourbon and from the smell it must have been pretty strong.

Anyways the kid says "Awww that coke tasted funny and runs off. Then about 1 minute later Greg, who was the fishing club president (tower of a man, soi guess he liked it strong) comes back and says 'now where the hell did i put my double?'

Over the afternoon this kid was convinced he could walk on water, kept stealing peoples bourbons (he must have acquired a taste, he stripped all his clothes off twice and went swimming and then passed out after about an hour and a half to two hours of bourbon fuelled fun.

I felt kinda guilty for not telling anyone what he'd done, but i dont care since the whole thing was absolutely piss funny.

That is hillarious


* buys burbon and heads for the local school*



I know of a particular school where the kids need burbonising haha

This post has been edited by BOOSTING: Mar 15 2007, 10:25 AM

Ever since I was young i've eaten weetbix with warm milk, and has vegemite toast, cut it into squares and put the weetbix on it and eat it... delicious

i had a next door neighbour that used to call me Cissafer. he was younger than me and couldnt say my name properly. he used to hang his head over the fence at like 6 in the morning and yell my name which didnt go down too well with the olds. one morning it started shitting me off too so i went out the back and squirted the hose at him. he ran off screaming. i didnt see him for a couple of days. the next time i saw him he was wearing glasses . to this day i still dont know if it was because of me but im pretty sure it was. i still feel bad about it but theres nothing i can do...

just hope i meet him again one day so i can aplogise.

aah i feel so much better now might go and run through some grassy fields and sing songs about hills...

LMAO...oh Cris that's funny, poor little kid...


Forgive me Father for I have sinned..

I just deleted the freaking sound off the computer and dont wanna tell Jase...

*hides 8 year old son from the evil men*

I confess I am going to get pissed tonight

i do things like that ll the time... dav spends ages fixing my f*ck ups... then i tell him that i had played around with it ooops hehe


i confess that i have the worst memory due to too much drinking as a young teen. i absolutely destroyed my brain and memory DONT DO IT KIDS!


i confess that i broke into a school while the cleaners were cleaning it and stole their stuffed toys

That reminds me...

Stolen:
at least 15 road signs
1 convex mirror put on some blind corners with driveways and stuff
3 or 4 street signs
2 or 3 couches
2 mattresses
2 or 3 car badges
3 wrakes from a golf courses sand traps
2 flags from a golf course
1 pizza (delivery guy chased us for a good hour)
3 or 4 taxi fares
plenty of petty stuff like candy, chewies, drinks from supermarkets

i confess that in primary school i tried to set all my friends up against another friend because i didnt like her and i didnt want her to sit with us

i stole a taxi fare too once...

but the way i did it was pretty funny. i walked into my house and went to sleep. i was slightly drunk. the asian taxi dude was banging on the door for at least and hour, yelling and shit.

i got up at one stage, told him to shutup and send me the bill. it never came.

might have to try that one again i reckon

ROFL noice (poor pizza guy tho! they get bugger all money anyway ) but hehehehe

The bad thing was, if he did catch us, we didnt have money to give him anyway.

I confess that at my high school muck up day we caused 2 car crashes! We thought it would be pretty funny to move all these road work signs, and road closed signs and such...But it ended up causing 2 car accidents...They weren't majour accidents though, no one was injured or anything like that...But yer...WHOOPS! We got a huge lecture btu we denied everything!

We also made a fake crime scene in the middle of the school and locked the carpack with a padlock so that the teachers couldn't get in and park their cars in the carpark

I stole a bus stop once .... and a park bench.